Wacky Inventions on the New Episode of FOX’s Snake Oil
Watch the official “Wacky Inventions” on the new episode of the FOX reality series Snake Oil Season 1 Episode 4.
Snake Oil Host:
David Spade
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Snake Oil Host:
David Spade
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00:00 - I'm Brian, I'm the CEO of Boost,
00:01 which is a Kegel exercise trainer for men
00:03 who are trying to strengthen their pelvic floor muscles.
00:05 - Got it.
00:06 By the way, staring at me.
00:10 (audience laughing)
00:12 - Okay, let's look at the infomercial.
00:14 - Yes!
00:15 Eat it, noob!
00:16 I guess that's why they call me the perennium falcon.
00:19 - Yeah, yeah, your username oughta be baby bottom deuce
00:21 with your weak pelvic floor.
00:23 - Oh, you think you can go hole to hole with me?
00:26 Dude, you're about to get served.
00:29 - Introducing Boost, a Kegel trainer
00:32 that turns boring old pelvic floor exercises
00:34 into what guys do best, gaming.
00:36 Boost is like a bike seat you sit on.
00:39 It measures pelvic floor activity through sensors.
00:42 - I don't know if I would buy Boost for myself,
00:45 but I believe in it.
00:46 - Oh, my butt's got game.
00:49 - Boost, because there's no ceiling to your pelvic floor.
00:52 (audience cheering)
00:54 - Wow.
00:58 - What game were they playing?
01:00 - Yeah.
01:01 Let's pop in a Boost and watch football.
01:03 Let's get the other tagline, the quiet cutter.
01:08 - Hi, I'm Scott, the inventor of Quiet Cutter,
01:10 the world's first auto mower
01:12 that uses lasers to cut your grass.
01:14 - I like that.
01:16 - Okay.
01:16 - That seems safe.
01:17 - Okay, let's see the infomercial.
01:19 - Fuck it, go on.
01:19 - Right.
01:20 - With old school lawn mowers,
01:23 they're so loud you have to yell over them.
01:27 And the blades never work.
01:29 But the Quiet Cutter emits less than 30 decibels of sound.
01:36 That's below a whisper.
01:37 With a battery-powered motor
01:41 and a 24-diode safety-compliant laser trimming system
01:45 that uses no turning blades,
01:48 our self-guided auto motor senses
01:51 and safely avoids all obstacles,
01:54 especially the ones that matter most.
01:57 - It's tough to support some yahoos
02:00 who are gonna put a laser in the path of a baby.
02:02 - Quiet Cutter.
02:03 - Wow.
02:05 - Now, you can only talk to one rep.
02:10 Who are you gonna question?
02:11 - What are you leaning on?
02:14 - I've got way more questions about Boost, I've gotta say.
02:17 - I think that's good, yeah.
02:19 - All right, Boost away.
02:21 Brian, why would I do this exercise?
02:24 I don't understand.
02:25 - Oh, Kegel exercise for men
02:26 can help with urinary and sexual function.
02:29 - Oh. - Okay, all right.
02:31 And so what is the game? - I'm listening.
02:33 - We have a few different games.
02:34 The one in the video is pinball.
02:36 There's several other ones and some guided workouts.
02:38 - So the game serves as to just keep you
02:40 preoccupied while it's happening?
02:43 - So no, you actually are controlling the game
02:44 by doing Kegel contractions.
02:46 - Oh. - Oh, wow.
02:49 - Brian, what coding language is the game written in?
02:51 - That's a little out of my wheelhouse.
02:53 We have an agency that works with that,
02:54 but the firmware isn't C on the device.
02:56 - Okay.
02:57 - All right. - Finish.
02:59 - Pretty, pretty good.
03:02 - Did we learn enough?
03:03 I don't know. - Sure.
03:05 I think that by putting,
03:09 that thing senses how much you're Kegeling.
03:12 - As he Kegels.
03:15 (audience cheering)
03:17 - Well. - I don't know if you guys
03:19 invested in the camera back there.
03:21 (audience laughing)
03:25 (audience cheering)
03:27 - By the way, turns out I might not need it.
03:31 (audience laughing)
03:33 - Okay, Fisk, which one is real?
03:36 - I mean, I'm definitely gonna wanna listen
03:37 a little more to Will this round.
03:38 - The Quiet Cutter relies on laser technology
03:42 and I love lasers.
03:44 (audience laughing)
03:46 And sadly, I don't think laser technology
03:48 is quite there yet.
03:49 - Okay. - I wish we were.
03:52 (audience groaning)
03:54 - I didn't listen to Will before and it got me in trouble.
03:57 But more importantly, I think I believe Brian.
03:59 I think I believe in Boost.
04:01 I am locking it in.
04:03 - Oh, look.
04:04 (audience cheering)
04:06 - Okay.
04:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]