Chili Con Carnivore on the New Episode of FOX’s Snake Oil
Watch the official “Chili Con Carnivore” on the new episode of the FOX reality series Snake Oil Season 1 Episode 2.
Snake Oil Host:
David Spade
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Snake Oil Host:
David Spade
Stream Snake Oil now on FOX!
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00:00 My name is Kwame, I'm the founder of Bond Heart,
00:03 and it's a pendant that allows you to store and feel
00:07 your loved one's heartbeats.
00:09 - Hmm.
00:12 - Oh.
00:13 - Good or bad, I don't know.
00:14 - Store and feel.
00:16 - And track.
00:17 - Yeah, and track them.
00:19 - Okay.
00:20 - Let's see the infomercial, please.
00:22 - Can't believe my baby girl's headed off to college.
00:25 - Okay, you have to promise not to cry,
00:28 but I got you something.
00:29 - Oh, mi hija, it's beautiful.
00:37 - Hold it up against your chest.
00:38 - Is that?
00:43 - My heartbeat.
00:43 It's a Bond Heart necklace.
00:45 Now you can hear my pulse anytime you want.
00:47 - There's just like so many other things
00:49 you could give people.
00:50 - Dads, grandmas, and Sparky's on here too.
00:53 And now they let you put anyone you want.
00:55 - Like Lin-Manuel Miranda?
00:57 - Yeah, I guess if you can figure out
00:59 how to record his heartbeat, sure.
01:00 - Oh, I'm sure I can figure that out.
01:01 What about Dwayne Johnson?
01:03 - It's really meant for family, but-
01:05 - Dean the mailman, ooh.
01:08 - Bond Heart, love is just a heartbeat away.
01:12 No wonder dad hates mailman Dean.
01:14 - Adam.
01:18 - I feel like that's something my mom would be like,
01:20 "Well, that's just cute."
01:22 I wanna feel you.
01:23 I need you, you're on my neck.
01:27 So I feel like it's for a psychopathic mothers.
01:29 Hey, Penny.
01:30 - Hey, Penny, your mom.
01:32 - All right, Chili Con Carnivore.
01:34 Tell us your tagline.
01:36 - I'm Greg, I make Chili Con Carnivore
01:39 and we make our canned chili with exotic animal protein.
01:43 - Fake accent.
01:45 - I was thinking the same thing, totally.
01:47 - All right, let's look at the infomercial.
01:50 - You think you're extreme?
01:53 You think you're living on the edge?
01:55 Then why are you eating boring old beef chili
01:58 when you could have Chili Con Carnivore?
02:02 The exotic chili made from exotic meat.
02:05 Exotic meat's a jacked with naturally developed muscle.
02:09 - It seems real.
02:10 - It seems edible.
02:11 - Yeah.
02:11 - Team Jacked You Up.
02:15 We got alligator, kangaroo, ostrich,
02:18 and so much more.
02:20 Chili Con Carnivore, you're already an animal.
02:23 You might as well eat like one.
02:26 - Nice.
02:29 - You gotta get that man spoon in there.
02:32 - I mean, would the producers of Snake Oil
02:34 really try to pull the snake oil over our eyes
02:38 and have two man products on one show?
02:41 - Yes, we would.
02:43 - All right, okay.
02:49 - Okay, so you can talk to one of these reps.
02:51 Which one are you thinking?
02:53 (audience shouting)
02:55 - I think we kind of understand the Bonhart,
02:59 but the Chili Con Carnivore, Greg's accent.
03:01 - You lean towards Greg?
03:02 - I'm leaning towards Greg.
03:03 - Okay, let's talk to Greg.
03:05 - Okay, 60 seconds to interrogate, starting now.
03:09 Go ahead.
03:10 - Where are you from?
03:11 - Rome, Georgia.
03:13 - Where do you find the emu?
03:15 - Tennessee.
03:17 - Okay, Tennessee.
03:18 - Where's all your other animal source from?
03:20 - Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, and Australia.
03:24 - Are they open cage, free range, organic fed?
03:27 - Yes, we get them from all farms
03:29 that inhabit the sort of wildlife
03:33 and give them the real culture.
03:34 Everything's ethically harvested.
03:36 - Where do you have the most sales?
03:37 - In the Southeast right now.
03:38 - What are you feeding the animals that we're eating?
03:41 - We feed them all the right ingredients.
03:43 So they corn all of the right things
03:46 that they're supposed to have.
03:47 - Corn, ah.
03:48 (audience applauding)
03:50 - What do you think?
03:51 - Well, the more he talked,
03:52 the more the accent sounded real.
03:54 - He's really winning me over.
03:55 - Yeah, I wanna marry this guy.
03:57 This guy's cool as hell.
03:58 - Right?
03:59 - What do you think of Kwame over there?
04:01 - Kwame looks like he should sell the Bond heart.
04:06 - Yep.
04:07 Time to decide.
04:09 Bond heart, chili con, carnivore.
04:12 One is real.
04:12 - One is real.
04:13 - One is snake oil, pick the real one.
04:15 (audience applauding)
04:16 - I don't stand a chance.
04:17 - I pick heart.
04:17 - I pick heart.
04:18 - Okay, Bond heart is real.
04:20 - We're gonna go with Bond heart as the real one.
04:23 There we go, that's what we're choosing.
04:24 - Nice.
04:25 (audience applauding)
04:29 (upbeat music)
04:31 (upbeat music)
04:34 (upbeat music)