Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 21st October 2023
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02:45 I have a house to run after. - Where is your family?
02:47 My family is always on the move. - Really?
02:49 My wife is in Pakistan for a few days.
02:53 How many children? - 12.
02:55 12 children. - Yes.
02:56 You have been here since 1992.
02:58 You could have been born in 2002. Can't you be 12?
03:01 He is so clear headed.
03:04 I have two marriages, sir. Two marriages.
03:06 Really? - Two marriages?
03:07 God has given me. What else can I do? - Do some good deeds.
03:10 You have a little money. You have two marriages.
03:12 I won't do anything if I get 30 riyals.
03:15 Tell me, what is this bed for?
03:18 Actually, I have brought this bed so that I don't feel lonely.
03:23 So you sleep on it sometimes and sometimes on it?
03:26 I am a good cook.
03:28 Actually, there is no place to listen to music in Pakistan.
03:32 Okay. - So I make them ready.
03:34 Okay. You give them a place. Wow.
03:38 That's great. Let's clap for that.
03:41 (Laughs)
03:45 You should have tied the photo on the slab.
03:48 The view of Dubai from this beautiful window..
03:51 The view is great. This is in the city.
03:54 Yes. - This is Dera Dubai.
03:56 Which building is this? - This is the glass one.
03:58 (Laughs)
04:00 This is the glass one. - Yes.
04:02 Which building is that? - This building?
04:03 Yes. - This is Chonjali.
04:04 (Laughs)
04:05 You have named it like that.
04:08 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
04:10 What is this? - This is my relative.
04:12 Yes. - I am his elder brother.
04:14 Okay. - Sir, please let us stay here.
04:17 Why not? Tell me.
04:20 Stay as you wish.
04:21 What is your name? - Sadak Prana.
04:23 Okay. - I am a poet.
04:25 I don't know. He will stay here for two days and leave.
04:27 (Laughs)
04:28 I have seen a poet's base in Dubai for the first time.
04:32 Sit. - Yes. Sit.
04:34 I think you have come to Multan.
04:37 Yes. I have come from Multan.
04:39 You are wearing beautiful shoes.
04:40 I am a poet.
04:41 (Laughs)
04:42 Are you from Pakistan?
04:44 Yes. I am from Pakistan.
04:45 Okay. What have you come here for?
04:47 For labour work.
04:48 May God bless you.
04:49 Amen. - Amen.
04:50 What did you do in Pakistan?
04:52 I used to do labour work.
04:53 What labour work?
04:54 You do it there. Like a theater actor.
04:56 (Laughs)
04:57 No, sir. I don't get so much money there.
05:00 What work will you do here?
05:02 Sir, I am a lift operator.
05:04 Oh! - You are in the lift.
05:06 How many more are there?
05:07 (Laughs)
05:09 These days, lift operators are not needed.
05:12 You will have to go there at some point in your life.
05:14 (Laughs)
05:16 Actually, I stay in big hotels.
05:18 I don't need to go there.
05:19 No. No. I mean cargo lifts.
05:20 Sir, the cargo lift. - Yes.
05:23 You need it.
05:24 How am I related to cargo?
05:26 Sir, talk about the one who is unaware of you.
05:29 (Laughs)
05:30 (Applause)
05:33 You are in the cargo lift. Where does the cargo go?
05:35 Keep the moustache in the cargo.
05:37 (Laughs)
05:38 How much do you travel in a day in the cargo lift?
05:41 Sir, in the sixth floor.
05:43 I have to carry the luggage on the fourth floor.
05:45 On the second floor.
05:46 I have to carry it on the sixth floor.
05:48 Where did you stay before this?
05:49 Sir, I was staying in a very good place.
05:52 Okay.
05:53 When I read the ad, I replied.
05:57 Why? - It is written free place.
05:59 Very good. Very good.
06:01 (Applause)
06:02 Mr. Sadhguru. - Yes.
06:04 I will interview you first.
06:06 You are staying here.
06:07 You are the brother of Pramang. - Yes.
06:09 Do you sing?
06:11 Yes. - Don't lie.
06:13 Lying makes your mouth big.
06:15 It makes your head bald.
06:16 (Laughs)
06:18 You are so small.
06:19 (Laughs)
06:21 He is a very interesting man. - Yes.
06:23 Will you sing?
06:25 I will sing when I stay together.
06:28 Okay.
06:33 How is it?
06:34 (Laughs)
06:35 Very good.
06:36 Very good.
06:38 It doesn't make your teeth big. It makes your head big.
06:40 (Laughs)
06:41 Tell us, Mr. Sadhguru.
06:43 Yes. - Very good.
06:44 I came here to sell songs.
06:48 Oh.
06:49 I came here to sell songs.
06:50 I came here to sell songs.
06:53 Yes. - I came here to sell old clothes.
06:56 Wow.
06:58 Your first song is sitting in front of you.
07:00 (Laughs)
07:02 We don't have the same amount of money as you.
07:04 (Laughs)
07:05 Sing something else.
07:07 I have a request.
07:08 This mountain of need doesn't let me get tired.
07:12 Wow.
07:13 My children don't let me get old.
07:16 Wow.
07:18 A poet makes one poem and borrows the other.
07:21 (Laughs)
07:22 Tell us, when will you start?
07:24 When will you go to work and when will you come back?
07:26 I start my duty at 7 in the morning.
07:28 Okay. - I will come back at 8.
07:30 I will work for an hour.
07:32 (Laughs)
07:34 At 8 in the night. - At night.
07:35 We have lived in Dubai.
07:37 We don't sleep at 8 in the night.
07:38 What will you do at 8 in the night?
07:40 (Laughs)
07:42 You don't know?
07:43 I am your father's servant.
07:45 I don't sleep.
07:46 You are here at 7.
07:48 You are an animal.
07:50 (Laughs)
07:51 The party starts at 8.
07:54 What is the matter?
07:55 Do you go to parties? - No.
07:57 You don't? - Yes.
07:58 Good.
07:59 Do you smoke? - No.
08:00 Do you smoke? - No.
08:02 What is your salary?
08:03 How old is the girl?
08:04 (Laughs)
08:06 I am giving you space.
08:08 Your questions are all the same.
08:10 Don't you go to clubs?
08:11 Sir, I know what you mean.
08:14 Okay.
08:15 The people who are behind the bars.. - Yes.
08:17 ..think that..
08:19 ..they know that this is a dollar, pound or dirham.
08:23 Yes.
08:24 We earn and sell it.
08:26 Okay.
08:27 That's why we get money.
08:29 Yes.
08:30 Nothing happens there.
08:32 Oh!
08:33 You are a lift operator.
08:35 You are speaking in a dialect.
08:37 (Laughs)
08:40 Sir, I want to tell you something.
08:42 Yes.
08:43 You didn't become a millionaire in a day.
08:44 You have worked hard.
08:46 I am sure.
08:46 I have a long story.
08:48 I am sure.
08:48 I know. I have reached here.
08:51 You must have earned dirham.
08:52 No. I won a lottery.
08:54 (Laughs)
08:55 There is no problem. Don't worry.
08:57 Okay.
08:58 Greetings, sir.
08:59 Greetings.
09:00 Is this a free place?
09:02 What is this?
09:03 Why isn't anyone knocking before coming in?
09:05 It is written outside.
09:07 'Kundina Khadka'
09:08 'Soneha'
09:08 It is written for Soneha.
09:10 (Laughs)
09:12 I was wondering why it is written Soneha.
09:14 (Laughs)
09:17 You came in.
09:18 You are very close to me.
09:20 Yes.
09:20 Can you please shake my hand?
09:22 (Laughs)
09:24 I am looking for a place.
09:25 I don't know where I am.
09:26 (Laughs)
09:27 Come here.
09:28 Yes. I am coming.
09:29 Believe me. Come here.
09:29 What happened to your leg?
09:31 My uncle's son has been beaten up.
09:34 Oh! What happened?
09:35 They are very bad people.
09:38 Okay.
09:39 They are after my property.
09:40 Oh!
09:41 They have taken sugarcane and killed me.
09:43 Then?
09:43 It was very difficult to save my life.
09:45 Okay.
09:46 I have made a deal with them.
09:47 Okay.
09:47 I am going to slip again.
09:49 (Laughs)
09:51 What is the meaning of telling that story?
09:52 I think the reason he is stupid..
09:54 Yes.
09:55 ..is that he is a very evil person.
09:56 (Laughs)
09:57 Brother, it is written here that the place is free.
10:00 Yes. It is free.
10:02 If the place is free, then what about my bed?
10:06 Brother, the place is free.
10:08 Okay.
10:08 You can sleep, eat and drink wherever you want.
10:11 The place is free.
10:12 (Laughs)
10:13 The bed or the money?
10:15 The money for the bed.
10:16 Oh!
10:17 Brother, the bed is not on the bed. It is in the air.
10:19 It is written here that the place is free.
10:21 Yes. It is written here.
10:22 It is written here that the rate of the bed is also written.
10:24 It is written here.
10:25 It is the painter's fault. I made it big.
10:27 It is the painter's fault.
10:28 Okay. It is okay. I won't charge you.
10:30 How much is the bed for?
10:31 It will cost Rs. 300 per month.
10:33 Rs. 300?
10:34 You will pay me in Dirhams.
10:36 It means that it will cost Rs. 22,000 to 23,000.
10:40 In Pakistan?
10:40 Yes.
10:41 Brother, I wake up early in the morning.
10:42 (Laughs)
10:44 It is a lot of money.
10:45 Brother, how much?
10:46 Rs. 300?
10:47 Yes. Rs. 300.
10:49 Brother, I live in..
10:52 Yes.
10:53 I have left Rs. 150 at home.
10:55 Brother, this is the location.
10:56 Look, where the window is opening.
10:58 Brother, I will open the window.
11:00 (Laughs)
11:03 Are you mad?
11:05 I can see the Chonjali building.
11:07 Brother, I will cut the bottom of that building.
11:10 (Laughs)
11:11 Brother, I think you have made the window big
11:14 or the bed is too small.
11:15 (Laughs)
11:17 The location is a little far.
11:18 Okay. Far.
11:18 I can see it clearly. Look.
11:20 Brother, please.
11:21 You can do Rs. 150.
11:23 Brother, this bed is Rs. 300.
11:24 Brother, you take Rs. 150.
11:26 I will sit half and go down the other half.
11:29 (Laughs)
11:30 Kamliya, look here.
11:31 You will see five roads from here.
11:34 You can see five from there.
11:36 Brother, you take Rs. 150.
11:37 Close one side and stop two roads.
11:39 (Laughs)
11:41 What is your name, brother?
11:42 My name is Javed.
11:44 Who has kept this?
11:45 I have no one in the world.
11:47 If I had one, I would have kept you too.
11:48 (Laughs)
11:49 Mr. Javed. - Yes.
11:51 When do you go to work?
11:52 When will you come back?
11:53 Brother, I don't go to work now.
11:55 I will come back soon.
11:56 Okay. Have you come? - Yes.
11:57 I don't have any tension about work.
11:59 You have been here for 24 hours.
12:00 (Laughs)
12:01 You told me that you had so much property there.
12:04 Why did you leave it and come here?
12:05 Actually, I had enmity with the village.
12:08 Then? - I brought a stick.
12:09 Stick?
12:10 You mean you have hit?
12:11 No. I had a fight. I brought a stick.
12:14 (Laughs)
12:16 Greetings. - Greetings.
12:19 Mr. Roon, are people coming?
12:21 You are the only one. - There are many people.
12:22 There is no place to live.
12:24 Oh.
12:25 Will you adjust so many people like this?
12:27 It is my work, not yours. - Okay.
12:29 Who is the owner?
12:30 You look like him.
12:32 Yes. - But I am.
12:33 (Laughs)
12:34 I am Zahid Sweet.
12:36 What?
12:37 Zahid Sweet.
12:38 Zahid Sweet and Zeher can't stay in one place.
12:40 (Laughs)
12:42 What do you do?
12:43 I want to become an actor. - Okay.
12:45 I came with a drama company. They left me here.
12:47 I love them. They leave me.
12:50 When you don't get work done. - Yes.
12:51 Oh. - What is your name?
12:53 Arshad Lada.
12:54 Arshad? - This is my..
12:55 What fruit do you eat?
12:57 (Laughs)
12:59 I am a saint. - Yes.
13:01 This is Mr. Javed. - Yes.
13:03 That is Sweet.
13:04 That is Lada. - Yes.
13:05 I think they will take over from here.
13:08 (Laughs)
13:09 Lada is here. He doesn't have to do interviews.
13:11 (Laughs)
13:13 Please give me a free seat.
13:15 I have written free seat.
13:17 But I have paid for the bed.
13:19 Is the bed ours?
13:20 What?
13:21 (Laughs)
13:22 You have written free restaurant.
13:24 What does that mean?
13:25 Not free restaurant.
13:26 Free restaurant.
13:27 Look at this. - I have named my wife.
13:29 Free.
13:30 (Laughs)
13:31 Look at him.
13:33 He is fooling people.
13:34 He is not married. He is a painter.
13:37 What? So he has a restaurant and not a wife.
13:39 (Laughs)
13:40 I think he is a fraud.
13:42 He is a fraud. - He is a fraud.
13:44 Free seat. Free restaurant.
13:46 Mr. Javed. - Yes.
13:47 Give me Rs. 300 and get your bed.
13:49 No problem. I don't have any problem.
13:51 Here. Take your money.
13:53 Here.
13:54 Here. - Give me.
13:56 Okay. - Give me Rs. 300.
13:58 He is giving money secretly as if he is doing a drug deal.
14:03 Here. Here.
14:04 Rs. 350 is done.
14:05 Let's go to our beds.
14:07 Let's go. Okay.
14:08 Here. - Keep your briefcase there.
14:11 Here.
14:13 Rs. 150. - Rs. 150.
14:15 Here. Rs. 3, 6, 9 and 1.5.
14:18 Rs. 1000 and Rs. 500.
14:19 Rs. 50. - Rs. 50.
14:21 You can go now.
14:22 He has taken all the shoes.
14:24 Get the shoes or he will get us beaten.
14:26 Keep your bag and bag book under your bed.
14:29 You have left Rs. 150. I will get my own bed.
14:32 (Laughs)
14:36 What are you saying?
14:37 We are not frauds. There is no fraud in Dubai.
14:41 Keep your bed and sleep wherever you want.
14:43 I thought you are a fraud.
14:47 (Laughs)
14:49 Listen to me carefully. - Yes.
14:52 We are in the same place but we have different dreams.
14:54 (Laughs)
14:55 Should I sleep here?
14:57 You can sleep anywhere you want.
14:59 If someone wants to go to the bathroom at night
15:01 I will have to crawl.
15:03 (Laughs)
15:05 Come here.
15:06 I can't sleep on the floor.
15:09 (Laughs)
15:11 You don't think he is a fraud?
15:14 (Laughs)
15:15 He is only looking at me.
15:17 (Laughs)
15:18 He is looking at the man with the moustache.
15:21 (Laughs)
15:21 Mr. Arun, you look so handsome.
15:23 Yes.
15:24 Sit on the third floor.
15:25 Yes. - Oh, my!
15:26 Will you sleep here? Will you give me a massage?
15:28 I haven't given you money to give you a massage.
15:30 (Laughs)
15:31 Mr. Arun, can I tell you something? - Yes.
15:33 In the country, people spend their days leisurely.
15:39 Right.
15:39 But in the festivals, people spend their nights like trains.
15:44 Oh!
15:45 If you are wrong, you can dub for Punjabi films in Pakistan.
15:49 (Laughs)
15:50 I am feeling very sad to see you in this condition.
15:53 Come to Pakistan. I will get you a job.
15:56 No, you can't get me a job.
15:58 I can't even drive my own car.
16:00 (Laughs)
16:01 How do you know?
16:02 Mr. Arun, when we come here to work after getting free at night..
16:05 Yes.
16:06 ..we don't have time to look at the happiness.
16:09 God knows, it's a very difficult time.
16:11 Wow!
16:11 Believe me. - Okay.
16:13 We don't have a single fat man in our family.
16:16 Yes.
16:16 We have a small kid who is around 100 rupees.
16:19 Yes.
16:20 He is very funny.
16:21 (Laughs)
16:23 Believe me, I feel very good when they praise each other.
16:29 (Laughs)
16:31 I want to see that fat man.
16:32 Okay.
16:33 He is a good kid, but not a good hearted one.
16:34 (Laughs)
16:36 I was telling you, he is a fake.
16:38 (Laughs)
16:40 Mr. Arun, don't you feel like you are in a cage of a market?
16:44 (Laughs)
16:46 Go to sleep. We don't have to go to work in the morning.
16:47 We have to work hard. Why have you come to Pakistan?
16:50 Go to sleep. Go to sleep, Mr. Dharmendra.
16:52 Give me money, son. I will hit you.
16:53 (Laughs)
16:54 Don't even talk to me.
16:56 Madam. Madam. - Because you can't talk.
16:58 Madam, talk to me peacefully. Please.
16:59 Stop your nonsense.
17:01 Who are you?
17:01 I am the owner of this apartment.
17:03 Oh.
17:05 And he?
17:06 He is my tenant.
17:07 Oh.
17:08 He hasn't paid me the rent yet.
17:10 Give me 500 right now.
17:11 I was going to your house to give you.
17:14 You came here.
17:16 Count 500.
17:17 He is a cheater.
17:19 He took it from us.
17:20 (Speaks in foreign language)
17:23 (Speaks in foreign language)
17:25 Who is he? He didn't pay you the rent.
17:27 He is my elder brother.
17:30 I will tell you. He is my cousin.
17:33 He is my uncle's son.
17:34 And he is my uncle's son.
17:39 (Laughs)
17:40 I think you have given him the rent of this apartment.
17:43 No. No. We have to go to Dubai after two days.
17:46 Uncle, you don't say. Was mother okay?
17:49 She was fine. The child is fine.
17:50 She has just vomited.
17:52 (Laughs)
17:53 She has vomited. She has vomited.
17:55 She says, Dubai's vomit is good.
17:57 The window is open.
17:58 All the dust must have gone inside.
18:00 Why are you calling me?
18:01 I am watching the news. - Wow.
18:03 I will go in the morning.
18:05 I have told you a hundred times not to pick me up.
18:08 You tell me.
18:09 I have told you a hundred times.
18:11 (Laughs)
18:12 Tell me in total.
18:14 How many times has he told you?
18:16 You are his cousin.
18:18 I will tell you a hundred times.
18:20 (Laughs)
18:21 (Applause)
18:24 Viewers, there is a small break.
18:25 We will meet after the break.
18:28 This mountain of need doesn't let me get tired.
18:31 Wow. Wow.
18:33 (Sings)
18:37 (Laughs)
18:40 "Be careful. Be careful."
18:44 "Be careful. Be careful."
18:47 "Be careful. Be careful."
18:51 Hello, Punjabi.
18:53 Hey, princess with contour.
18:55 Hey, your Radhika.
18:57 Hey, your Pratap.
18:59 (Laughs)
19:00 Welcome to the audience.
19:02 So, yes, Irza.
19:03 Mr. Haroon, the audience is fighting near the pillar.
19:07 (Laughs)
19:09 If you are ARYL, then break the pillar.
19:12 Otherwise, there will be a world war on this pillar.
19:14 (Laughs)
19:15 I have called him inside.
19:17 He says he wants to talk to Mr. Haroon.
19:19 Okay. - We will see what he wants to talk about.
19:21 Give the mic.
19:22 Hello. - Hello.
19:24 My name is Nikhat Manzoor. - Yes.
19:26 I want to sing a song today.
19:27 You want to sing a song today. - Yes.
19:29 You don't want to sing normally.
19:31 I sing. - Okay.
19:32 I have fought with Mr. Haroon twice. - Why?
19:35 I sang a song and he hit me.
19:36 (Laughs)
19:38 Sing.
19:39 (Sings)
19:45 (Sings)
19:50 (Sings)
19:54 (Sings)
20:00 (Sings)
20:05 (Sings)
20:13 (Sings)
20:18 (Sings)
20:23 (Sings)
20:28 (Sings)
20:33 Wow.
20:35 Thank you.
20:36 The interesting thing is that whenever someone sings well..
20:39 ..everyone feels that it is very good.
20:42 That is what comes in the heart.
20:44 But in Amanat's heart, it is like he is dead.
20:46 (Laughs)
20:48 I want to sing too.
20:49 (Laughs)
20:51 Amanat is thinking about us that the person should ask him..
20:54 ..why doesn't he sing his song?
20:55 (Laughs)
20:56 But sir, we heard it on the moon.
20:58 Where is the moon?
20:59 (Laughs)
21:00 If you move your head, you can see it.
21:02 (Laughs)
21:03 Next.
21:03 I salute you all.
21:06 Wow. - Wow.
21:08 Salute.
21:10 Two or three poems.
21:12 Yes. Yes.
21:13 You can forget the evening.
21:16 Wow.
21:17 First of all, the voice is very beautiful.
21:18 (Sings)
21:28 Wow.
21:29 (Applause)
21:33 We are very free people.
21:35 One more.
21:36 (Sings)
21:39 Wow.
21:41 (Sings)
21:45 (Sings)
21:48 Wow.
21:51 Very good.
21:52 He wants us to listen to your poetry.
21:55 No. No. No.
21:56 Free HDB.
21:57 (Laughs)
21:59 Next. Who is next?
22:00 I salute you all.
22:01 My name is Aabru.
22:02 I will recite a poem.
22:04 Yes. Yes. Please.
22:04 What kind of magic you did to my eyes.
22:07 I was not restless. You made me restless.
22:10 Wow.
22:11 Wow.
22:13 I was not restless. You made me restless.
22:18 Restless has been.
22:19 And after this, I think Aabru will remove his shoes.
22:22 (Laughs)
22:24 Very good. Very good.
22:26 Next.
22:27 I salute you all.
22:29 (Sings)
22:32 I think Rakshi was on leave.
22:34 Why?
22:35 Okay. That was Tara Kaziz.
22:36 Tara Kaziz.
22:38 Wow.
22:39 After Zia Muhaiuddin,
22:42 if I have seen anyone recite poetry in the most beautiful way,
22:46 it was Tara Kaziz.
22:47 Wow. - Wow.
22:48 (Applause)
22:49 Her grammar was very good.
22:51 (Recites poetry)
22:55 (Recites poetry)
23:00 (Recites poetry)
23:05 (Laughs)
23:07 Yes.
23:07 My name is Durdana Shakeel.
23:09 I will recite a poem.
23:10 Yes. Please.
23:12 (Recites poetry)
23:15 Wow.
23:15 (Recites poetry)
23:18 Wow.
23:18 (Recites poetry)
23:22 (Recites poetry)
23:24 Wow. Wow. Wow.
23:26 Very good. Very good.
23:28 My sister has recited many poems.
23:30 She is married.
23:31 She is a bride.
23:32 She is an angel.
23:33 She doesn't even find a groom.
23:35 (Laughs)
23:36 Yes. Next.
23:37 I salute you all.
23:38 My name is Nushaba Malik.
23:40 I will recite a poem.
23:41 Okay. - Recite.
23:43 (Recites poem)
23:48 (Recites poem)
23:55 (Recites poem)
23:59 (Recites poem)
24:05 (Recites poem)
24:12 (Recites poem)
24:18 (Recites poem)
24:24 (Recites poem)
24:30 (Recites poem)
24:35 (Recites poem)
24:40 (Recites poem)
24:48 Wow.
24:50 Very good.
24:51 Very good. - Wow.
24:53 Sister, what do you do? You sang the best.
24:56 I sing.
24:57 You sing. - Yes.
24:59 Why is he trying to sit close to you?
25:01 He is my husband.
25:03 That's why he is trying to sit close to me.
25:05 (Laughs)
25:06 Sister is saying that I sing.
25:08 So, they are laughing.
25:09 (Laughs)
25:10 Why are they laughing? - Why?
25:11 He is saying that I am not singing.
25:13 (Laughs)
25:14 You are very happy and very nice.
25:18 So, how did this happen?
25:20 This is a natural phenomenon.
25:22 (Laughs)
25:24 This is a natural phenomenon.
25:26 (Laughs)
25:29 My husband is the best person to promote me.
25:32 He is an advocate.
25:34 Okay. - He is singing for me.
25:36 Okay. Give him the mic.
25:39 What is your name?
25:40 My name is Ihtisham Gul.
25:42 What is this journey from the stage to the concert hall?
25:46 Sir, it is my hobby.
25:50 I have been singing since childhood.
25:52 Okay. - So, it is my passion.
25:56 Was your marriage arranged? - Yes.
25:58 Why did you think so much?
25:59 (Laughs)
26:01 No. - There is something.
26:02 No. It was arranged. Totally arranged.
26:04 Are you sure? - Yes.
26:05 You are not a mother. How angry will he be?
26:07 (Laughs)
26:09 You should have listened to him. - Yes.
26:10 You should have done something.
26:12 May God bless you.
26:15 He is a lawyer. He can solve murder cases and functions.
26:18 (Laughs)
26:22 Yes. - Come on.
26:23 I am singing a song.
26:25 I would like to dedicate it to madam Malaika.
26:28 Oh. - Yes.
26:30 Wow. - Nice.
26:32 He is very brave.
26:34 (Laughs)
26:36 He didn't note that he wants to dedicate it to madam Malaika.
26:41 He is the first one to clap.
26:43 (Laughs)
26:44 You should have confidence. - Yes.
26:46 He has clapped loudly.
26:48 (Laughs)
26:49 I have warmed up my clap.
26:51 (Laughs)
26:54 You don't have to tell him.
26:56 He will tell you when he is warmed up.
26:57 (Laughs)
26:59 Yes. - Yes.
27:00 (Sings)
27:09 (Sings)
27:16 (Sings)
27:34 (Sings)
27:41 (Sings)
27:49 (Sings)
27:58 (Sings)
28:05 Wow. - Okay.
28:06 (Applause)
28:08 Look, it should be fair.
28:10 Our sister sings very well. - Yes.
28:13 Her voice is better than yours. - Yes.
28:16 Tell me, who got you married?
28:19 Should I tell them or end it?
28:20 (Laughs)
28:22 Our sister sings very well. - Yes.
28:24 You are a married woman. Be thankful to her.
28:27 (Laughs)
28:28 It is the miracle of my studies.
28:30 (Laughs)
28:31 She wants to say that you didn't listen to her before.
28:35 (Laughs)
28:37 She is the first singer of our show who is thankful to you.
28:41 (Laughs)
28:44 It was fun.
28:46 We.. - We wish you success.
28:49 God bless you. - God bless you.
28:51 We pray for you. - Keep smiling and playing.
28:54 Next. - Greetings.
28:55 Greetings.
28:56 Sir, my name is Syeda Saleha Amir. - Yes.
28:59 I have a question. - Yes.
29:00 You often say that books give you success. - Yes.
29:04 But I get sleepy whenever I read books.
29:07 Give me some advice so that I can read books and not sleep.
29:10 You read books.
29:12 (Laughs)
29:13 Someone might have put a bet.
29:15 (Laughs)
29:16 My sister is the best at it.
29:18 She won't break her head for 8-10 days.
29:21 (Laughs)
29:22 Yes.
29:23 She is with the rats.
29:24 (Laughs)
29:26 Mr. Agha, have you ever had rats on your head?
29:28 They have put a bet on my head.
29:30 (Laughs)
29:31 They are happy to put a bet on my head.
29:33 Why? - They say, 'It's a tough tale.'
29:36 (Laughs)
29:37 You asked a question.
29:39 I get sleepy while reading books.
29:42 What should I do?
29:43 My sister, there are two things.
29:45 Dreams and books.
29:46 Keep reading new books.
29:48 One day you will have a book that won't let you sleep.
29:52 Keep dreaming.
29:53 One day you will have a dream that won't let you sleep.
29:56 One day you will have a dream that won't let you sleep.
29:58 And the book that won't let you sleep
30:00 will be your book and your dream.
30:02 Wow. - Wow.
30:04 (Applause)
30:05 Do you get sleepy while reading books?
30:08 I get sleepy while reading his books.
30:11 (Laughs)
30:13 I get sleepy while reading his books.
30:16 He wears jeans and shoes.
30:18 I find him.
30:19 (Laughs)
30:21 (Applause)
30:23 Viewers, it's time for a short break.
30:25 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after a short break.
30:28 I have a poem in mind.
30:30 No, no.
30:31 I am going to give a question to Haji Baba.
30:33 Why? - He has been asking for an hour.
30:35 He won't give me a single rupee.
30:36 (Laughs)
30:37 Listen to it. - Give it to him.
30:39 (Speaks in Urdu)
30:46 He will say, 'Give me a glass worth Rs. 10.'
30:49 (Laughs)
30:50 (Music)
30:54 "Wake up, my friends."
30:56 Welcome back, viewers.
30:57 We have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
31:01 And who is he?
31:02 What happened to you, Malaika?
31:03 I am not Malaika, sir.
31:04 My name is Mirza Khosha.
31:07 I am a poet. I am a poet.
31:08 I had heard Mirza Nausha.
31:10 What is Mirza Khosha?
31:12 He is not Mirza Khosha.
31:13 He is Mirza Shosha.
31:14 He has left everything.
31:15 (Laughs)
31:16 He is wearing a cap.
31:17 When I came to Pathan Khan, I wore it first.
31:19 (Laughs)
31:20 You are wearing a cap.
31:22 (Laughs)
31:25 He is talking about you.
31:26 I noticed that he is wearing a cap.
31:28 It looks like a body of a rickshaw.
31:29 (Laughs)
31:31 And he is wearing a cap.
31:32 It looks like a boat is stuck in a pond.
31:33 (Laughs)
31:34 I don't know where he comes from.
31:36 (Laughs)
31:37 You tell me. Do you want a diet?
31:39 (Laughs)
31:42 What is your relation with poetry?
31:43 I thought that you recite poetry from Aamiana.
31:47 You invite people. - Yes.
31:49 So I will recite a poem from Aamiana.
31:51 Give me an example.
31:53 Yes.
31:54 I will tell you that..
31:54 He is wearing a cap.
31:55 He is wearing a cap.
31:57 (Laughs)
31:58 I will tell you that..
31:59 (Recites poem)
32:06 No. - What?
32:07 If you are a poet, recite this poem again.
32:11 (Laughs)
32:12 (Recites poem)
32:15 (Laughs)
32:18 If you want to recite poetry like this..
32:20 ..you should have a prompter like a koala.
32:22 (Laughs)
32:23 Let's listen to one more. - Okay.
32:24 (Recites poem)
32:31 Wow! - Wow!
32:32 If you have a thick hand, it is 13 kilometres from here.
32:35 (Laughs)
32:35 And he is a Charlie.
32:37 No one understands this.
32:38 (Laughs)
32:40 He is a fool.
32:41 He is a fool.
32:42 (Laughs)
32:44 Okay, doctor. What did you bring today?
32:46 In today's generation, half a man..
32:49 Half a man.
32:50 Half a woman.
32:51 Yes. - Half a man.
32:53 Half a woman.
32:54 Yes. - What is this?
32:56 (Laughs)
32:57 Look, there is a little femininity in men..
33:01 ..and a little masculinity in women.
33:04 Yes, but he is neither a man nor a woman.
33:06 Yes. - What is this?
33:08 (Laughs)
33:10 Wow! - Very good.
33:11 And he was a good man.
33:13 Yes. - Till yesterday..
33:14 ..he was a brother and sister.
33:16 Till yesterday, he was a good brother and sister.
33:18 Now he is a brother and sister.
33:21 What is this? - What is this?
33:22 Wow! - What is this?
33:24 And he is sending friend requests on Facebook.
33:26 Wow! - He is sending friend requests on Facebook.
33:29 Wow!
33:31 Hitler, Gandhi, Confucius.
33:33 Yes. - What is this?
33:35 I am very proud of him..
33:38 ..that he sent friend requests.
33:40 Okay, there was one ID.
33:42 Agha Majid, Agha Majid.
33:43 (Laughs)
33:45 I have done all the research.
33:47 (Laughs)
33:49 I am very happy with Agha Majid.
33:51 Okay, I will tell you one more thing.
33:52 Before the show starts..
33:53 ..she makes me sit on her chair.
33:56 (Laughs)
33:58 In the political arena..
34:00 ..tell me please.
34:02 In the political arena, tell me please..
34:04 ..why has the public gone crazy?
34:06 Oh, wow! - What is this?
34:09 What is this? - What is this?
34:11 Which cosmetic surgeon do you go to?
34:14 Tell me please.
34:15 What is this?
34:16 Whatever he is doing, wherever he is going..
34:20 ..why do you have to face this? What is this?
34:22 (Laughs)
34:25 Yes. - And when you ask for a cigarette..
34:27 ..he says, 'You buy it.'
34:28 Yes. - Now, even his friends are shameless.
34:31 Wow! - What is this?
34:33 What is this? - Wow!
34:35 And he has been talking all his life.
34:38 Wow! - But he has never got a single scratch.
34:40 Wow!
34:41 What is this?
34:43 What is this? - And a Punjabi poem..
34:45 (Speaks in Punjabi)
34:47 (Speaks in Punjabi)
34:52 (Speaks in Punjabi)
34:54 (Speaks in Punjabi)
34:56 (Speaks in Punjabi)
34:57 Wow!
34:59 I just thought of a poem.
35:03 No, no. - No, no.
35:04 Give this to your father. - Why?
35:07 He doesn't give me a single scratch for an hour.
35:09 (Laughs)
35:10 Listen to it. - Give it to him.
35:12 (Speaks in Punjabi)
35:19 Now he will say, 'Give me a glass for Rs. 10.'
35:22 Mr. Arun, he is not reciting a poem. - Then?
35:24 He is making a gift for his aunt.
35:26 (Speaks in Punjabi)
35:35 What is this?
35:36 Okay, it is time for music.
35:39 Yes. - We have Amanat with us.
35:41 Oh, God!
35:42 Amanat, keep the cutting.
35:45 This is your honour.
35:46 (Laughs)
35:48 Keep the cutting and you can sing a little.
35:50 (Laughs)
35:51 Amanat, which song will you sing today?
35:53 It is my own song.
35:54 What? - What?
35:55 You will have to go to your father and tell him.
35:57 (Laughs)
36:00 Give it to Amanat.
36:02 (Applause)
36:07 Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
36:08 We will meet you in the next show.
36:10 Take care.
36:12 Goodbye.
36:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]