No Hard Feelings | First 10 Minutes! | Love Love
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:11 Making a living the old hard way.
00:15 Taking and giving my day by day.
00:19 I dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine.
00:23 Dragging the line.
00:28 I feel fine.
00:35 Talking 'bout peace of mind.
00:39 I'm gonna take my time.
00:43 I'm getting a good time.
00:48 Dragging the line.
00:49 Dragging the line.
00:53 Dragging the line.
00:57 Stop.
01:01 Stop.
01:02 Gary, what the--
01:04 Court order for asset seizure.
01:06 You got to pay your property taxes, Maddie.
01:08 No, this is a mistake.
01:09 I'm negotiating a payment schedule with them.
01:11 Well, I guess they're done negotiating.
01:13 What, so they're taking my car?
01:14 I'm an Uber driver.
01:15 Not my problem.
01:16 How the fuck am I supposed to pay their taxes?
01:18 Just bartending.
01:19 My problem is that you just went radio silent on me.
01:22 Is that what this is about?
01:24 No, I also have a contract with the county.
01:27 But I'm saying a little explanation about why I never
01:29 heard from you again, that would have been nice.
01:32 You can't just ghost people.
01:33 Three months is not nothing.
01:34 It's three months?
01:35 I thought longer.
01:37 In a good way.
01:39 Wait, Gary, please stop.
01:40 You were right, OK?
01:41 My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared.
01:44 I freaked out.
01:47 Is that true?
01:49 Yes, of course it's true, you big dummy.
01:52 Just last night, I was doing laundry,
01:53 and I thought to myself, I miss that.
01:58 I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong.
02:01 What you would do differently if you ran the team.
02:04 Yeah, that'd be so much better, right?
02:05 It'd be so much better.
02:07 The other day, I saw a green sock,
02:08 and I was like, that's Gary's.
02:10 This feels good.
02:16 Just say my car wasn't here, OK?
02:19 Yeah.
02:21 You know what?
02:22 I will do that.
02:23 Because it's not going to be here.
02:25 That's my cousin.
02:29 Buongiorno.
02:31 He's from Italy.
02:32 Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
02:35 He's my second cousin.
02:36 That's their culture.
02:37 Have you ever been to Italy?
02:38 I wanted closure, and I got closure.
02:41 Thank you.
02:42 Gary, come on.
02:42 It was just a fling.
02:43 No, it wasn't.
02:44 Not to me.
02:46 My sister was right about you.
02:48 Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
02:52 OK, Gary.
02:53 There's something seriously wrong with you.
02:57 What, you think you're so perfect?
02:58 You're indecisive, which is annoying.
03:03 OK, Gary, I'm sorry.
03:04 Will you drop me off?
03:05 I'm bartending at the club today.
03:07 God, you know, I just can't decide.
03:10 [HONKING]
03:35 You think I chose this?
03:36 Hi, Gary.
03:53 What can I get you?
03:54 Let me get a banana bread.
03:56 Actually, wait, hold on.
03:59 Yeah, I got to go to Lemon Loaf.
04:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:03 I'm going to--
04:09 oh, and I heated.
04:10 Um--
04:11 It's going to be $4.50.
04:16 Right.
04:17 Um--
04:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:26 Oh, no.
04:31 Hey, what the hell are you doing?
04:40 Trying to save my house, Gary.
04:42 You got it?
04:50 Yeah.
04:52 [CRASH]
04:53 No, no, no, no, no.
04:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:00 You got to get it together, Maddy.
05:20 One more infraction, you lose your license.
05:22 A lot of good a license is going to do
05:24 when I don't have a car.
05:25 My mom left me that house.
05:27 It's paid off.
05:28 Can they do this?
05:30 If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
05:32 So these rich [MUTED] move in, and then our taxes triple?
05:36 Good news is you have until September 1.
05:39 You'll pay it off.
05:41 Not without a car, man.
05:44 You have any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not
05:46 Ubering?
05:47 Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
05:49 I get it.
05:50 These people are moving in, trying to push me out.
05:54 Do you have any idea what that feels like?
05:56 Of course you do.
06:01 Thanks.
06:02 See you on the water.
06:03 All right.
06:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:07 Come on, Tom.
06:14 You know how we do.
06:16 Yeah, the new house is right on the water.
06:18 I just tore down the old place.
06:19 Got to come out.
06:20 G&T with lime?
06:23 Yeah, I take them out on the boat like every day.
06:25 We're not open until noon.
06:28 You know what, bro?
06:29 Let me call you right back.
06:32 It is noon.
06:34 It's 1157.
06:38 Got it.
06:41 Now what time is it?
06:42 It's 1156.
06:49 [DOOR OPENS]
06:52 Get in the back.
06:53 Why don't you go wait on your boat
06:54 and I'll blow the fog horn when we're open.
06:55 What's wrong with you?
06:56 Just ask for a drink.
06:57 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop that.
06:59 What is going on here?
07:02 Sir, I will make you a drink for you.
07:05 Good lord.
07:06 Now you know what?
07:07 That, you need to fire her.
07:09 I can't fire her.
07:09 She has a disability.
07:10 What? No, I don't.
07:12 You don't?
07:13 No.
07:13 That's the reason why I hired you.
07:16 You know what?
07:17 We cannot start off the summer like this, OK?
07:21 You can be a [BLEEP] any other month of the year.
07:24 Be a [BLEEP] in October.
07:25 Be a [BLEEP] in March.
07:26 Don't be a [BLEEP] in June, OK?
07:28 Because these people keep our lights on.
07:30 These people are the reason I'm losing my house.
07:33 I'm sorry, Fern.
07:34 I'm just having a really [BLEEP] morning.
07:36 Yeah, I see that.
07:38 You know what helps me?
07:40 Folding napkins.
07:41 Oh, this car's only $1,000.
07:47 Oh, no, that's just the tires.
07:49 You're not going to find anything on Craigslist.
07:51 I've looked everywhere.
07:52 You could always sell your kidney.
07:54 You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.
07:59 Human body's a cash cow.
08:00 People don't understand that.
08:02 Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
08:05 Well, I'm just trying to help.
08:06 You could always rent the house out.
08:08 No.
08:08 Ugh, I can't stand the thought of those summer
08:11 people being in my house.
08:12 Oh, hey, hey.
08:13 Look at this.
08:17 Need a car for college?
08:18 Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
08:20 He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart,
08:22 but socially very shy.
08:24 He's never had a girlfriend, and we've tried everything.
08:26 We're looking for an attractive, kind, and intelligent woman
08:29 early to mid-20s to date him and bring him out of his shell
08:33 before he leaves for college in the fall.
08:35 In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal clean,
08:37 rust-free 40K miles, serious inquiries only.
08:41 Date is in quotes.
08:43 It's got to be a joke, right?
08:44 No.
08:45 No.
08:46 I know these helicopter parents,
08:48 and they'll do everything for their kids.
08:49 I'm surprised they're not going to [BLEEP]
08:51 themselves.
08:52 It does say early to mid-20s, though.
08:54 That's OK.
08:55 I can pass for that.
08:56 OK.
08:58 [WHOOSH]
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