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00:00:15 God, do I hate Paris.
00:00:17 Oh, not to worry.
00:00:18 Probably won't be around much longer.
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00:00:41 I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:00:44 I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:00:46 Lisa, will you...
00:00:47 Bonjour!
00:00:48 [SIREN]
00:00:50 Where with Tower Security?
00:00:52 We're terribly sorry, but you're not supposed to be here.
00:00:55 Sorry.
00:00:56 Sorry.
00:00:57 So, she say yes?
00:00:59 You haven't asked yet.
00:01:01 That's a terrible shame, isn't it?
00:01:04 Because you see, that blinking light back there means there's been a breach in Portal 2.
00:01:09 Which means in just a few minutes, the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive,
00:01:13 are going to consume every last one of us from the inside out.
00:01:16 I don't understand.
00:01:19 All will be explained if you look right here.
00:01:24 The tower's close for repairs.
00:01:26 I'll scrun the way down.
00:01:28 This way, please.
00:01:31 Thank you.
00:01:33 Mind the gap.
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00:01:40 Right.
00:01:42 Shall we?
00:01:43 Let's do this.
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00:01:58 Hey, guys.
00:01:59 Who the hell are you?
00:02:02 Transfer again down on the ground.
00:02:15 There you are.
00:02:17 All right.
00:02:18 Let's try this again, shall we?
00:02:27 So, who wants to play here?
00:02:29 We've been in this situation before.
00:02:31 I've never faced the Hive before.
00:02:32 I've never faced us.
00:02:34 Always remember, the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be
00:02:38 at the moment you're supposed to be there.
00:02:40 Yeah, well, sometimes the universe gets it wrong.
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00:03:16 Let's have some action.
00:03:18 I want some asses wiggling.
00:03:20 I want some perfection.
00:03:22 Wah-ha!
00:03:23 Wah!
00:03:26 Get my three wood.
00:03:28 Come on, let's go.
00:03:29 It's okay.
00:03:32 Careful.
00:03:38 Oh, my God.
00:03:40 Hold on.
00:03:41 Baby.
00:03:42 What?
00:03:44 That was no animal, okay?
00:03:46 It was a -- it was -- I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
00:03:50 It was like a creature.
00:03:53 What?
00:03:54 Harold, call the police.
00:03:55 Who?
00:03:56 The police.
00:03:58 That was fast.
00:04:00 Good evening, folks.
00:04:01 We're from animal control.
00:04:02 You say you saw something?
00:04:03 Yeah, we haven't even called you yet.
00:04:05 Are we in any danger?
00:04:06 Does it have, like, rabies?
00:04:07 Whatever that was.
00:04:08 It wasn't like a regular animal.
00:04:09 It was like a --
00:04:10 Yes, sir.
00:04:11 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II.
00:04:13 Very rare, very dangerous.
00:04:15 I'm sorry, what --
00:04:16 Tarantian, ma'am.
00:04:17 No, I know.
00:04:18 He looks cute now.
00:04:19 Tarantian?
00:04:20 They turn into real monsters.
00:04:22 [screeching]
00:04:28 [screeching]
00:04:33 Don't be scared.
00:04:34 It's okay.
00:04:35 Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
00:04:37 Just our daughter.
00:04:38 She's sleeping.
00:04:39 [beeping]
00:04:42 A raccoon.
00:04:44 Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
00:04:45 So just go ahead and make sure those trash can lids are on nice and tight.
00:04:48 And we were never here.
00:04:51 Maybe we should go check on Molly.
00:04:55 We've got to get you out of here.
00:04:57 [screeching]
00:05:01 Come on.
00:05:02 [screeching]
00:05:11 It's okay.
00:05:12 I'm your friend.
00:05:13 And Molly.
00:05:14 Go on.
00:05:15 Molly.
00:05:18 [speaking in foreign language]
00:05:29 Well, Molly, you scored excellent or above in every area.
00:05:33 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, weapons training.
00:05:37 Just one problem.
00:05:39 You didn't check a box.
00:05:42 For your preferred division.
00:05:45 Everyone has to check a box.
00:05:47 Hmm.
00:05:49 Yeah, I made my own box for the division that has no box.
00:05:58 You know, the division where they wear black suits and deal with the guys from up there.
00:06:09 You mean accounting?
00:06:11 Oh, my.
00:06:17 Yeah, still accounting.
00:06:26 I should fix the glitch.
00:06:28 And remember, we care.
00:06:30 You're good to go.
00:06:31 And just remember, we care.
00:06:34 Look for the icon marked advanced extensions.
00:06:37 Is that on it?
00:06:38 Which icon?
00:06:39 Which one?
00:06:40 The 13th icon from the left.
00:06:41 Whose left?
00:06:42 Your left.
00:06:43 Oh, sorry.
00:06:44 I got it now.
00:06:45 Okay, got it?
00:06:46 Yeah, I got it.
00:06:47 [phone ringing]
00:06:48 [gasps]
00:06:49 Hello?
00:06:50 What's going on?
00:06:51 Oh, no, nothing.
00:06:52 Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end, and I will be right back to you.
00:06:56 No, no, no.
00:06:57 It won't take long.
00:06:58 Not long at all.
00:06:59 Okay.
00:07:00 What the f--
00:07:02 This is perplexing.
00:07:04 Is it?
00:07:05 Is it?
00:07:06 A-L-I-E-S-T.
00:07:08 A-L-I-E-S-T.
00:07:11 I don't know why you always insist on whispering "N" spelling, Matt.
00:07:15 Finally decided to show up, huh?
00:07:17 [phone ringing]
00:07:19 Oh, my God.
00:07:20 All I have to do is figure out trajectory, and I am in.
00:07:23 I'm back.
00:07:24 Okay, try this.
00:07:25 Unplug it, plug it back in, and remember, we care.
00:07:35 I have to go.
00:07:37 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
00:07:40 Yes!
00:07:41 Okay.
00:07:47 Let's see where you are now.
00:07:49 Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
00:07:54 [gasps]
00:07:57 Oh, you tricky one.
00:07:59 I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you?
00:08:02 Nope.
00:08:03 I think you are an unauthorized landing.
00:08:06 This is it.
00:08:09 It's all happening.
00:08:11 See you soon, Jimmy.
00:08:14 Right here, right here.
00:08:26 Here.
00:08:28 Hey, hey!
00:08:30 Hey, please keep the meter running.
00:08:33 I'll pay you extra.
00:08:34 What?
00:08:35 Uh...
00:08:37 [beeping]
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00:08:41 [sirens]
00:08:52 [gunfire]
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00:09:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:36 Come on, Jimmy.
00:09:37 What are you doing back on Earth?
00:09:38 Whoa!
00:09:39 Hey, this is...
00:09:40 This is Earth?
00:09:41 My bad, guys.
00:09:42 Come on.
00:09:43 Hotel 2-0, back at HQ.
00:09:44 Look, I just want to see my kids.
00:09:45 Come on.
00:09:46 Get this ship out of here!
00:09:47 I'll escort our Zamporian friend back.
00:09:49 Don't lose them!
00:10:03 What?
00:10:04 Go, go, go!
00:10:32 Hey, did they bring in that Zamporian yet?
00:10:35 Came in a couple minutes ahead of you.
00:10:37 You guys try to sneak in behind a perceived meteor shower.
00:10:40 Amateur hour, am I right?
00:10:42 Bright as rain.
00:10:44 Rain, don't lie.
00:10:47 Jeez, talk about amateur hour.
00:10:55 Hey, you gonna call this in or what?
00:11:00 Cold black.
00:11:02 Unauthorized visitor.
00:11:12 Lockdown protocol engaged.
00:11:14 In three, two, one.
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00:12:29 [phone ringing]
00:12:42 Hello?
00:12:43 I'm home, miss.
00:12:45 You're going on a date, right?
00:12:46 I'm checking the date.
00:12:47 Don't worry, no loss.
00:12:49 Order with free insurance,
00:12:51 or change your schedule without additional cost.
00:12:53 Thank you.
00:12:55 Aqua believes in the miracle of nature.
00:12:59 Therefore, we don't use a single straw.
00:13:02 We sanitize our straws together before refilling.
00:13:06 Aqua 100% pure.
00:13:11 Hip, attack with fun.
00:13:14 Attack.
00:13:15 Again.
00:13:16 Attack.
00:13:17 Wow, super fun.
00:13:19 The vote is endless.
00:13:20 Use super fun.
00:13:22 The vote is super economical.
00:13:24 Act now at MyTel.com/Sell
00:13:26 Rucica.
00:13:27 Since 1973,
00:13:29 bring life to every house.
00:13:33 Rucica.
00:13:35 Indonesia's pride, world-class quality.
00:13:38 50 years of Rucica.
00:13:41 Are you sure you're clean after washing your face?
00:13:43 Use this number one water hose from Garnier.
00:13:46 With a nozzle like a magnet,
00:13:48 99% of makeup,
00:13:49 even the dirt that is not visible,
00:13:50 is transparent.
00:13:52 Still soft without feeling tight.
00:13:54 Use this water hose from Garnier.
00:13:56 I'm sorry, I need a vacation.
00:13:58 Agoda.
00:13:59 Huh, Agoda?
00:14:01 Wow, the hotel price is cheap.
00:14:03 The room is wow.
00:14:06 The discount is up to 60%.
00:14:08 Vacation without a spare car,
00:14:09 booking at Agoda.
00:14:11 Aqua believes in the miracle of nature.
00:14:13 Therefore, we don't use a single straw.
00:14:17 Our straw is sanitized together
00:14:19 before being filled again.
00:14:22 Aqua 100% pure.
00:14:26 Alright, who's she working for?
00:14:28 She claims to be working alone.
00:14:30 A random civilian simply waltzes in off the high street.
00:14:33 I don't think so.
00:14:35 Neuralyzer.
00:14:40 No, no, no, don't.
00:14:44 I know what that thing is.
00:14:46 Please.
00:14:47 Hang on, hang on.
00:14:49 She had an experience.
00:14:54 It erased my parents' memories,
00:14:55 but it didn't take mine.
00:14:57 It's my whole life.
00:14:58 Everyone's called me crazy.
00:15:00 They said that I needed therapy,
00:15:01 which, okay, admittedly, I did.
00:15:04 But not for this.
00:15:06 Did she really hike into the Hubble telescope
00:15:08 to look at Andromeda II?
00:15:09 We didn't catch her.
00:15:11 In the old days, we'd have hired her.
00:15:15 It took me 20 years to find you.
00:15:17 Plus or minus.
00:15:19 How many people can say that?
00:15:21 I found you.
00:15:25 So, you found us.
00:15:35 You proved you're not crazy.
00:15:36 You win the I'm Not Crazy badge.
00:15:38 Now what?
00:15:39 I want in.
00:15:40 We don't hire, we recruit.
00:15:41 Then I'd like to be recruited.
00:15:43 I'm going to need more.
00:15:46 But would you mind giving me one good reason?
00:15:49 Because I'm smart.
00:15:51 I'm motivated.
00:15:53 I look good in black.
00:15:55 I'm boring me.
00:15:57 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever.
00:16:01 I have nothing.
00:16:02 I have no dog, no cat.
00:16:04 Definitely no chill.
00:16:05 I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from,
00:16:07 which makes me perfect for this job.
00:16:10 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
00:16:12 No love, no relationships.
00:16:15 They just distract you from what's important.
00:16:17 Really? And what's important?
00:16:20 The truth of the universe.
00:16:23 I want to know everything.
00:16:25 I want to know how it all works.
00:16:27 You really think a black suit is going to solve all your problems?
00:16:32 No, but it looks damn good on you.
00:16:36 That's true.
00:16:39 [Sigh]
00:16:42 [Music]
00:16:54 From this moment, you will conform to the identity we give you.
00:16:59 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire.
00:17:04 You have been trained in the use of MIB-sanctioned technology, vehicles, and weaponry.
00:17:11 [Sigh]
00:17:12 Mm-mm.
00:17:14 You will not stand out in any way.
00:17:17 You are no longer part of the system.
00:17:23 You do not exist.
00:17:26 Check, please.
00:17:28 We are above the system, over it, beyond it.
00:17:30 We are them, we are they.
00:17:31 We are the men in black.
00:17:33 The men in black?
00:17:34 Don't. Don't start.
00:17:36 I've had the conversation.
00:17:38 And they don't seem to be able to let it go. It's a process.
00:17:40 Attachment issue, I think.
00:17:42 There's your first assignment.
00:17:44 Okay. When do I get my, uh...
00:17:46 It's called a Neuralizer, and you don't just get it, you earn it.
00:17:50 You've been accepted for a probationary period.
00:17:53 Impress me, and we'll see about the...
00:17:56 Okay.
00:17:57 Mm.
00:17:59 You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M?
00:18:01 I like it.
00:18:03 Mm. I think we may have a problem in London.
00:18:06 [coughing]
00:18:15 Wow, that is smooth.
00:18:17 Let's keep 'em coming, shall we? Another round?
00:18:20 Ah!
00:18:22 So, can I just say how much I'm liking this place?
00:18:24 It looks formal, but not too stuffy,
00:18:26 and classic, but still kind of stylish.
00:18:28 This is a very eyes-wide-shot kind of vibe.
00:18:31 I'm kidding. Sort of.
00:18:34 Whoo-hoo!
00:18:40 Or is it mostly just the lethal high-stakes gambling?
00:18:42 Thank you very much.
00:18:44 Oh, would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
00:18:46 That's me again.
00:18:48 Well, let's talk business, shall we?
00:18:52 I can move this stuff.
00:18:54 So who do I speak with about getting a whole lot more of it because I'm in?
00:18:58 You're not.
00:19:00 You see, I have a very strict "no men in black" policy.
00:19:04 Oh, God. I don't blame you.
00:19:07 Who'd want those... coming in here?
00:19:09 Men in black?
00:19:10 Who's in black, if you ask me?
00:19:12 What a bunch of... Am I right?
00:19:14 All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any...
00:19:16 [grunting]
00:19:21 Goddamn you guys.
00:19:23 I am MIB, you Carillion scum.
00:19:43 And FYI, you little crub here sucks.
00:19:46 You're gonna give me everything.
00:19:48 Supplies, sellers, your whole network.
00:19:51 Your luck ran out. You're already dead.
00:20:00 Only one person here has the antidote.
00:20:06 Haven't they, sweetheart?
00:20:16 Please, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:20:20 Please!
00:20:22 Anything you want.
00:20:24 Anything I want?
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00:21:07 The express train to London has arrived.
00:21:09 With continuing service to...
00:21:11 Paris, Stockholm, Milan, Rome, Madrid.
00:21:15 [train whistle]
00:21:17 I caught him in the locker room.
00:21:19 He knew that kid was neuralizing himself.
00:21:21 I told him, "Do that too much and you'll go blind."
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00:30:00 - Careful! You break it, you buy it!
00:30:02 [dramatic music]
00:30:04 [sizzling]
00:30:06 - Keep it.
00:30:08 Keep it on me.
00:30:10 - We need to see the Queen.
00:30:12 - Yes.
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00:30:26 - You have visitors.
00:30:28 [dramatic music]
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00:30:34 - State your business with the Queen.
00:30:36 - We need someone to die.
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00:30:44 - As clearly stated in
00:30:46 section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
00:30:48 we do not kill Jabapians
00:30:50 nor participate in the murder thereof.
00:30:52 This is non-negotiable.
00:30:54 [dramatic music]
00:30:56 - Well, it's slightly
00:30:58 negotiable. - Hey!
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00:31:12 - Oi!
00:31:14 [dramatic music]
00:31:16 - Morning.
00:31:18 We're in the market for a useless
00:31:20 old broken-down machine. What do you got?
00:31:22 - You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
00:31:24 It's the Imperial with the red tab.
00:31:26 Do try to keep up.
00:31:28 [bell dings] - Thank you, Charlie.
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00:31:38 - That's the old Portal Depot,
00:31:40 site of the first great alien migration.
00:31:42 - Wait, so
00:31:44 Eiffel was an M.I.V. agent? - One of the first.
00:31:46 We have so many intergalactic
00:31:48 refugees seeking protection here on Earth.
00:31:50 If you look closely, you can see
00:31:52 my grandma and my grandpa in that picture.
00:31:54 So beautiful.
00:31:56 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you.
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00:32:12 - What's up with that guy?
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00:32:26 - Nelly!
00:32:28 - Sorry. He's just so yummy.
00:32:30 - Who is he?
00:32:32 - H.
00:32:34 He knew the best agent in the building.
00:32:36 He saved the world once with nothing but his wits
00:32:38 and a Series 70 atomizer.
00:32:40 - He saved the world?
00:32:42 From what?
00:32:44 - The Hive.
00:32:46 - The Hive.
00:32:48 Hey, guy, do me a favor.
00:32:50 Handle my calls. - Oh, love to.
00:32:52 Where are you going?
00:32:54 - To do some homework.
00:32:56 - An awful, terrible
00:33:00 incident, Marrakech.
00:33:02 The North Africa office is investigating.
00:33:04 And another business, H.,
00:33:06 has decided to grace us with his presence after all.
00:33:08 - Apologies, sir. I was working late.
00:33:10 Morning, everyone. - So was I, actually, cleaning up after your mess.
00:33:12 So thank you for that. - Oh, well,
00:33:14 you should have seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning.
00:33:16 - It was a totally unsanctioned officer requiring
00:33:18 two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad.
00:33:20 - About that, right, I prefer to look at this
00:33:22 from a macro point of view and not get bogged down
00:33:24 in the details. The bad guy's dead, so, you know.
00:33:26 Take a seat, please.
00:33:28 - One last item.
00:33:30 A member of the Jababian royal family
00:33:32 has a layover on his way to
00:33:34 Centaurus A.
00:33:36 Vangis the Ugly.
00:33:38 Inherited the title.
00:33:40 Believe it or not,
00:33:42 Vangis here is the looker in the crowd.
00:33:44 - Oh, holograms always add ten pounds.
00:33:46 - Jababian society doesn't allow
00:33:48 for certain indiscretions.
00:33:50 In short,
00:33:52 it wants to be shown a good time.
00:33:54 We could say no, but Jababian
00:33:56 mining vessels would grind us into
00:33:58 galactic dust. - Some irony there,
00:34:00 sir, if you think that we used to
00:34:02 protect the Earth from the scum of the universe,
00:34:04 now it seems we're protecting the scum.
00:34:06 Actually, that's why it would be right up
00:34:08 your street, your cup of tea, H.
00:34:10 - Well, I know Vangis, he doesn't really drink tea.
00:34:12 He prefers vodka, tequila,
00:34:14 hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once.
00:34:16 This one time we woke up in Bangkok handcuffed to a horse.
00:34:18 - H. - Park down. - What? Sorry.
00:34:20 Yes, apologies. - You will be his chaperone.
00:34:22 In fact, he specifically asked
00:34:24 for you. - Okay, absolutely.
00:34:26 Hopefully you don't end up handcuffed to a horse again.
00:34:28 Please. I'll be home by midnight.
00:34:30 Good boy. If you will.
00:34:32 Good boy.
00:34:34 If you will. - Good man, I think he said.
00:34:36 Keep Daddy happy. - Yeah. - But like this.
00:34:38 You look after puppies so well. - You're so
00:34:40 jealous, aren't you? - Puppies got a fancy boy.
00:34:42 - He wished you had a puppy.
00:34:44 [indistinct chatter]
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00:34:54 - Ah.
00:34:56 [snoring]
00:34:58 - Hello.
00:35:00 [snoring]
00:35:02 - Ah. - Whoops. Sorry.
00:35:04 - Hi. Bill.
00:35:06 Hey. Nope, I'm awake. Sorry.
00:35:08 Just catching up on my daily meditation.
00:35:10 - I have been meaning to try that.
00:35:12 I read that it dramatically improves mitochondrial
00:35:14 energy production. - Yep, yep.
00:35:16 It absolutely does.
00:35:18 Mitochondrial energy is through the roof.
00:35:20 Um, have we met before?
00:35:22 - No. Agent M. I heard you were on the
00:35:24 fungus meet tonight and I wanted to offer my assistance.
00:35:26 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
00:35:28 Language, culture, politics,
00:35:30 fashion. Um,
00:35:32 anyways, I compiled a dossier for you
00:35:34 to read. - Oh, a dossier. I love
00:35:36 a good dossier. Um, the thing is,
00:35:38 ask around. I work alone.
00:35:40 You ask anyone around here. - Did you
00:35:42 know that Jababians have clear cognizant impasse,
00:35:44 which means that they can basically read your mind?
00:35:46 - Oh, and your cards. - Well,
00:35:48 they do have a tell. - What's that?
00:35:50 - Subdermal spots on the underside
00:35:52 of their arms change color. - Hmm.
00:35:54 Good to know, but, um, thank you for your offer.
00:35:56 I'm good. - Okay.
00:35:58 Message understood. I will leave you to your
00:36:00 meditation. - Yeah, thank you.
00:36:02 - Oh.
00:36:06 Do you know what your tell is?
00:36:08 You snore when you meditate.
00:36:10 - Actually, on second thoughts,
00:36:18 maybe I could use some backup.
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00:36:47 - So I was thinking, for the op,
00:36:49 I can take the perimeter, and you
00:36:51 make the approach to Vungus. - Ah, yes, good.
00:36:53 Um, the thing is, right, with this particular
00:36:55 club, everybody just wants
00:36:57 to kind of do their own thing, you know? The aliens
00:36:59 want to look like humans, humans want to look like aliens,
00:37:01 so we may need to loosen up a little bit. Maybe
00:37:03 lose the tie first, yeah?
00:37:05 Pop a couple of buttons
00:37:07 so we don't look so, uh,
00:37:09 stiff. We don't want to advertise
00:37:11 our current profession, if you know what I mean, yeah?
00:37:13 Look, it's the Betty Black!
00:37:15 Aliens got down. - Yeah, I get it.
00:37:17 - Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me?
00:37:19 - How about it?
00:37:21 - I would just, uh...
00:37:23 Do you mind if I... - What?
00:37:25 - Come on in. I think it's a fine line between
00:37:27 club casual and saddest man on Earth.
00:37:29 - Thank you.
00:37:31 - Hmm? - Yeah. Shall we?
00:37:33 - I thought that we were here. - We are.
00:37:35 Entrance for special guests.
00:37:37 [door opens]
00:37:39 [door closes]
00:37:41 Step on it with your Freddie.
00:37:43 You got it, H.
00:37:45 [engine starts]
00:37:47 [engine revs]
00:37:49 [engine revs]
00:37:51 - Ah! Yeah, okay.
00:37:53 Wasn't expecting that.
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00:38:09 [crowd chatter]
00:38:11 - The fungus among us!
00:38:13 - H.P.!
00:38:15 [crowd cheers]
00:38:17 - The L.K.!
00:38:19 [laughs]
00:38:21 - You've lost weight. Put a bit down your hair.
00:38:23 You've changed it. Looks fantastic.
00:38:25 I barely recognize you.
00:38:27 Sorry. This is
00:38:29 Fungus. Fungus, and...
00:38:31 - Hello, Anne.
00:38:33 - So nice to meet you.
00:38:35 - Hmm? - I've heard a lot
00:38:37 about you. - I'm highly redacted, of course.
00:38:39 - Hmm. - And tap-a-doo-doo.
00:38:41 [speaking in foreign language]
00:38:43 [speaking in foreign language]
00:38:45 [speaking in foreign language]
00:38:47 [speaking in foreign language]
00:38:49 - Such a charmer.
00:38:51 He says he thinks you're hot.
00:38:53 - He thinks I'm what, sorry? - It's a rough
00:38:55 translation, of course. Probably works better on
00:38:57 "Jababia," but you know that since you speak
00:38:59 fluent Jababian.
00:39:01 - Oh. - Of course.
00:39:03 I was just trying to find the words
00:39:05 to articulate how incredibly eye-catching
00:39:07 you yourself are. - Well, that he does.
00:39:09 - [groans] - Em here knows
00:39:11 everything there is to know about Jababia. - Well, I wouldn't
00:39:13 say everything. There's always more to learn. - It's like a fetish.
00:39:15 - [laughs] Okay, that implies
00:39:17 something sexual, and it's definitely not. - No, it is.
00:39:19 It's always like, "Oh, Jababia this, Jababia
00:39:21 that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia." - Jababia!
00:39:23 - [imitates whip cracking] See? I knew the two of you
00:39:25 would hit it off. Have a dance, okay? Em loves
00:39:27 to dance. She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get her some
00:39:29 drinks. You still, uh, Vodka Cranberry Guy?
00:39:31 - You know it. - [laughs]
00:39:33 - Okay. - Em,
00:39:35 please. - Go. Sit next
00:39:37 to Vongus. - I promise I
00:39:39 don't buy. - Okay, just give me one
00:39:41 sec. - Let's get, uh, some
00:39:43 Vodka Cranberries. It's all right, I'll get this one.
00:39:45 Put it on the company card. A little tip
00:39:47 expense everything. - Hey, quick question.
00:39:49 No big deal. Are you, uh, pimping
00:39:51 me out to Vongus? - What? No.
00:39:53 What the hell would give you that?
00:39:55 - Pimp professional. - Wait. Hello?
00:39:57 - Oh, I don't know. That?
00:39:59 - Oh. Well, better
00:40:01 not look at that. - Hey, if you wanna
00:40:03 use me as alien, let me know next time, okay?
00:40:05 I don't like to be lied to. - Oh, really? Well, like,
00:40:07 uh, pretending to be an expert in something you're not?
00:40:09 In case you haven't noticed, we're in the
00:40:11 Lying Visitor. - Are we? - Jababians
00:40:13 are prickly. We want them to be happy.
00:40:15 In case we better destroy our planet and everything on it.
00:40:17 And that is the mission.
00:40:19 You're not down with the mission? - I'm down with the mission.
00:40:21 But I'm not fornicating with a Jababian.
00:40:23 - It's not what I asked you to do.
00:40:25 [upbeat music]
00:40:27 ♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪
00:40:31 ♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
00:40:35 ♪ There's no need to take your phone ♪
00:40:37 - So how long you here for, buddy?
00:40:39 - Bangus go home tomorrow.
00:40:41 - Tomorrow? - Mm. - Well, we better make
00:40:43 it a good one, huh?
00:40:45 - I came to talk, Edge.
00:40:47 We need to speak. - [coughs]
00:40:49 - Talkie-shmokie. Come on, I wanna see you dance.
00:40:51 - Come on. Come on. - Come on, dude.
00:40:53 I know this is your jam. Get out of here.
00:40:55 - Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
00:40:57 I like your black pants.
00:40:59 - ♪ I'm rolling the VIP ♪
00:41:01 ♪ But A don't mean a thing, I ain't Chi-Ali ♪
00:41:03 ♪ I bring 'em out with no ID ♪
00:41:05 ♪ The ones that bring 'em out like I'm T.I.V. ♪
00:41:07 ♪ Girl, don't stop this rock and roll ♪
00:41:09 ♪ Let me prepare your world ♪
00:41:11 ♪ All right, let me take you to Indonesia ♪
00:41:13 - Hey, hey, I need to talk to you about something.
00:41:15 - If it's about the night in Beirut,
00:41:17 I'd delete your photos. Promise.
00:41:19 - No, I'm not bad.
00:41:21 - ♪ Don't stop this rock and roll ♪
00:41:23 ♪ Let me prepare your world ♪
00:41:25 - I'm gonna see you in that gradient and body mask
00:41:27 and I'm gonna get up and be the anointing of the flowers.
00:41:29 ♪ You been in groups for me now, I'm the go-to ♪
00:41:31 ♪ I'm the one that's got the moment, came down to the floor ♪
00:41:33 ♪ I'm here, I gotta be a boss, I don't give a fuck what it cost ♪
00:41:35 ♪ I talk big wits, I talk big time ♪
00:41:37 ♪ I talk big-ish 'cause I'm 'bout big time ♪
00:41:39 - Is that what you want? - Yeah.
00:41:41 - 12 o'clock. - Damn right it is. Night is young.
00:41:43 - Whoo-hoo!
00:41:45 - This is serious.
00:41:47 - You're the only one that vocals can't cross.
00:41:49 - I'm feeling mutual.
00:41:51 - ♪ I don't see 'em looking at me like, "What's up?" ♪
00:41:53 ♪ But I was just there when you came out ♪
00:41:55 ♪ So I'm feeling right now ♪
00:41:57 ♪ Let me prepare your words ♪
00:41:59 - What happened to you? - Nothing.
00:42:01 - What happened to you? Why are you so serious all of a sudden?
00:42:03 Relax. - Oh, shit.
00:42:05 - ♪ I'm a biggie, so give a thumbs up ♪
00:42:07 ♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪
00:42:11 ♪ Where nobody can read, just see ♪
00:42:15 ♪ There's no need to take your own ♪
00:42:19 ♪ To the moon ♪
00:42:23 - [grunting]
00:42:27 - [moaning]
00:42:29 - Are you all right, buddy?
00:42:31 What's wrong? You don't look so good. You okay?
00:42:33 - Mongoose not feel so good.
00:42:35 - Bucket cranberry, shot pack, and punch.
00:42:37 - ♪ It's the best, it's the most ♪
00:42:39 - Now let's get his car and get him out of here.
00:42:41 - ♪ It's the best, it's the most ♪
00:42:43 - ♪ It's up to me ♪
00:42:45 ♪ ♪
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00:42:55 - Taste the coolest flavor.
00:42:57 ♪ ♪
00:42:59 LA Ice Purple Boost.
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00:51:19 [gunshot]
00:51:21 - Help me.
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00:51:29 - M.I.P. freeze. - On the ground.
00:51:31 - Hands up. - Calm down.
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00:51:37 - Hands up. - Hands up.
00:51:39 - Okay, who is she gonna go with? I'm fine with either.
00:51:41 I just think in the future we're gonna have to come up with something consistent.
00:51:43 You want bombs down?
00:51:45 - If you don't mind.
00:51:47 - Bombs down. - Bombs down.
00:51:49 - Good.
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00:51:53 [electricity crackling]
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00:52:09 [electricity crackling]
00:52:11 - What the...
00:52:13 [explosion]
00:52:15 - That doesn't look good.
00:52:17 - Run!
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00:52:21 [grunting]
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00:52:25 [coughing]
00:52:27 - They are coming.
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00:52:45 - Need more firepower. Side view mirror.
00:52:47 - What do you want me to do?
00:52:49 Throw it at them?
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00:53:03 - I haven't seen that before.
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00:53:07 - I don't think this is doing anything.
00:53:09 Come on.
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00:53:13 - Exhaust pipe. Go.
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00:53:19 - Now this is more like it.
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00:53:23 Great.
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00:53:29 - Hurry.
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00:53:33 - Go to Bungus. I'll cover you.
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00:53:37 [gunshots]
00:53:39 - [groans]
00:53:41 - H! A little help here?
00:53:43 - No. Not H.
00:53:45 He has changed.
00:53:47 I could feel it.
00:53:49 I have to know...
00:53:51 [coughing]
00:53:53 if I can trust you.
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00:54:01 - Now I've had enough.
00:54:03 - Ardys...
00:54:05 ♪ ♪
00:54:07 Something is wrong in Men in Black.
00:54:09 - What?
00:54:11 Bungus, what is this?
00:54:13 - It's the only thing that can protect you.
00:54:17 - [gasps]
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00:54:29 - Come on!
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00:54:33 - Oh, it's your friends you're going to lose now.
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00:54:39 [tires screeching]
00:54:41 - Freeze! - Move!
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00:54:45 - Get away!
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00:54:57 - What the...
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00:55:01 [indistinct chatter]
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00:55:05 - Eyes on, eyes on!
00:55:07 - You got it! - How is he?
00:55:09 - He's gone.
00:55:11 - He's gone.
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00:55:15 [indistinct chatter]
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00:55:19 - Back up a little bit, all right?
00:55:21 ♪ ♪
00:55:23 - [sighs]
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00:55:35 - Oi! Totally outdone yourself here, mate.
00:55:37 - Well done. - Thank you.
00:55:39 - Well done. Fill me in. What happened? Huh?
00:55:41 - We were attacked, clearly. See?
00:55:43 Okay, but I don't know what... - Those suspects?
00:55:45 They did this with their bare hands.
00:55:47 They turned solid into liquid and then back again.
00:55:49 - What? Why is she here?
00:55:51 - She... - She...
00:55:53 - She is walking you through the crime scene.
00:55:55 - No, she is a probationary agent,
00:55:57 so she is not here at all, okay?
00:55:59 - Okay. I think you'll find that she clearly is here,
00:56:01 'cause I can--I can see her back in your eye.
00:56:03 - Thank you.
00:56:05 - It was a figure of speech, but fine.
00:56:07 - She were in so much trouble. Oh, my God.
00:56:09 You had one job. You had one very simple job--
00:56:11 to take some lizard slime ball out for a few drinks.
00:56:13 That was it. - Not--not--
00:56:15 not a lizard slime ball. A friend of mine.
00:56:17 - Oh, no. Yeah, sorry. Sorry about that.
00:56:19 He was a reptilian slime ball.
00:56:21 He's now dead because of you.
00:56:23 Who was with him when he died? - I was.
00:56:25 - Okay, good.
00:56:27 And did he say anything that might explain why he was killed?
00:56:29 Anything at all? Come on.
00:56:31 - No. Not a thing.
00:56:37 - So just to recap, um... - No point.
00:56:39 - A high-ranking member of the Jababian royal family
00:56:41 dies on your watch,
00:56:43 murdered by assailants that you can't identify
00:56:45 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom.
00:56:47 Is that--is that about right?
00:56:49 - I switched off the moment you started talking.
00:56:51 I don't know. - No, why don't you bugger off?
00:56:53 - Okay, mate, yeah. Thank you. - Yeah.
00:56:55 - I'll piss off. Back to the office. - Where you belong.
00:56:57 - To have a little word with high tea.
00:56:59 I will not save you this time.
00:57:01 - We'll be fine, okay? Don't worry about us.
00:57:05 We'll be fine.
00:57:07 - Yeah? - Yes.
00:57:11 Yes, understood.
00:57:13 Y--indeed.
00:57:15 Yes.
00:57:19 Y--yes.
00:57:21 Yes. Thank you.
00:57:23 Let me assure you,
00:57:25 we will deal with this
00:57:27 in the strongest possible terms.
00:57:29 The Jababians want your heads.
00:57:33 Quite literally.
00:57:35 Both heads sent by diplomatic pouch.
00:57:37 - Okay, um...
00:57:39 - Morning, sir. I have the, uh,
00:57:43 forensics report that you asked for.
00:57:45 - Thank you.
00:57:47 - Well, this is troubling.
00:57:49 Very troubling. - Mm-hmm.
00:57:51 - These are our suspects.
00:57:53 A species called Diadnum.
00:57:57 From a binary star system
00:57:59 in the constellation Draco.
00:58:01 - Draco, that's hive territory.
00:58:03 The entire sector fell years ago.
00:58:05 - The Diad's DNA
00:58:07 are riddled with hive mutations.
00:58:09 - Mm-hmm. - And as we all know,
00:58:11 the hive doesn't just destroy their enemies,
00:58:13 they subsume them.
00:58:15 Take them over from within.
00:58:17 - Which means whoever these two were, they're part of the hive now.
00:58:19 - Yes. But why would the hive send them
00:58:21 all this way to kill a Jababian royal?
00:58:23 You knew Vungus better than anyone.
00:58:25 Did he indicate why he was here?
00:58:27 Did he want something from us? - No, he seemed
00:58:29 pretty normal, pretty happy. - Sir, this whole thing
00:58:31 is a fiasco. It's a farrago.
00:58:33 And a failure of this magnitude requires
00:58:35 immediate invokement of...
00:58:37 Article 13.
00:58:39 - Don't be a--who says farrago?
00:58:41 - Uh, uh, what is
00:58:43 Article 13? - Immediate termination
00:58:45 followed by
00:58:47 neuralization. - Wait a second. - Wait.
00:58:49 - No. - Is that your people's answer to everything?
00:58:51 - Put that away. - Take your glasses off. - Sir,
00:58:53 you can't. - Give me one good reason.
00:58:55 Why not? - Well, because it's
00:58:57 what we're talking about.
00:58:59 Um... - Because.
00:59:01 - Because? - If you erase us,
00:59:03 you will never know the truth. - The truth.
00:59:05 - Come on, sir. They're obviously stalling. Say the word. I'll do it.
00:59:07 - Put it away.
00:59:09 - Ham, go ahead. Explain
00:59:11 yourself. - Well, sir,
00:59:13 if you think
00:59:15 about it, really think
00:59:17 about it, Vungus.
00:59:19 How many
00:59:21 people really knew that he was here?
00:59:23 - The people in this room.
00:59:25 And perhaps a dozen high-level
00:59:27 agents. - If those were the only people
00:59:29 that knew where Vungus would be, and we
00:59:31 assume that Vungus didn't leak his own location
00:59:33 to the killers, doesn't that mean that
00:59:35 it was someone
00:59:37 inside M.I.P.? - M.O., sir.
00:59:39 Inside these very walls. - Sir?
00:59:41 They're obviously making this up as they go along. What are you
00:59:43 talking about a mole? In the whole history of the company,
00:59:45 there's not been so much as a leak. - Mole. - Sounds like something
00:59:47 a mole would say. - Don't be absurd. - Classic
00:59:49 mole talk. - Sounds like more one-on-one. - Enough.
00:59:51 If we'd been compromised,
00:59:53 it puts every citizen
00:59:55 on this planet, both human and alien,
00:59:57 at risk.
00:59:59 - C. - Sir? - Track down
01:00:01 these killers.
01:00:03 Find the killers, we find the mole. - Will do, sir.
01:00:05 - Dismissed.
01:00:07 M., it appears
01:00:09 you're as sharp as advertised.
01:00:11 Work the case
01:00:13 with C., and get weapons department
01:00:15 started on something that can utilize these
01:00:17 dyads.
01:00:19 - Yes, sir.
01:00:21 - Sharp indeed she is,
01:00:27 sir. Do I assume you'll want me overseeing
01:00:29 the case, as sort of a supervisor? - I'm finished
01:00:31 covering for you. - You
01:00:33 need me on this case, sir. I've dealt with the
01:00:35 Hive before, remember? But nothing but
01:00:37 my wits and my series self... - No.
01:00:39 He dealt
01:00:41 with the Hive before. And I
01:00:43 don't know where the hell he has
01:00:45 gone. I actually used to think you
01:00:47 could lead this place. I was
01:00:49 wrong about you.
01:00:51 We're done here.
01:00:53 That's an order.
01:00:57 - Look, you weren't wrong about
01:01:01 me, sir.
01:01:03 You saw something in me once. It's still there.
01:01:05 I apologize for letting you down.
01:01:09 Give me another chance and I'll fix this to you. I promise you.
01:01:11 - I don't think it's just a
01:01:23 blade. Looks like it carries some sort of poison.
01:01:25 - I don't want you to smell that. - Wait.
01:01:27 - Sorry, mate. - He decided he wants me to run
01:01:29 point on this one. - Wait, what? Sorry, I don't believe you.
01:01:31 - Yeah, look, I don't like it any better than you, but he kept going on
01:01:33 about relying on me, needing our
01:01:35 top agent, that sort of thing. I don't make the rules.
01:01:37 Take it up with him. Em, he's keen
01:01:39 for you to shadow me on this one.
01:01:41 Let him come the best, he said. A little on-the-job
01:01:43 training, if you will. Yeah?
01:01:45 Come on. Are you going or
01:01:47 are you staying? - Yeah, I'll go. - Yeah, all right.
01:01:49 - Okay. - Come on.
01:01:51 - H.
01:01:53 - Well, thanks for that.
01:01:55 I'm sick of you.
01:01:59 - Okay.
01:02:01 So, what's the actual truth? - Well, you
01:02:03 tell me, because for someone who hates lying, that was
01:02:05 incredible. - I wasn't... - Come on, it was electric
01:02:07 up there, the way we played off each other back and
01:02:09 forth. - I was riffing. - A mole inside
01:02:11 A.M.I.B. God, it's genius. Wish I'd thought of it myself.
01:02:13 - And I discovered a possible truth. I mean, think about it.
01:02:15 It would explain a lot. - So, what have
01:02:17 you got so far? - I was about
01:02:19 to run a molecular deconstruction on the substance
01:02:21 and cross-reference with all known toxins. - Good idea.
01:02:23 - I didn't do that.
01:02:25 - I know what that is. - Yeah,
01:02:27 that killed a 300-pound Jababian, so I wouldn't
01:02:29 get recreational with it. - That is Zephos, pure
01:02:31 grade. The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
01:02:33 And the right amount will keep you dancing shirtless
01:02:35 on an iClub table in Monaco for about 17
01:02:37 hours straight. - So much information.
01:02:39 So much knowledge. - I mean, this is what I've heard. Anyway,
01:02:41 there's only one place in the world where they know how to mix it.
01:02:43 Let's go.
01:02:45 - You coming?
01:02:49 The world's not gonna save itself. - Are you saying
01:02:51 that you need me to save the world? - Uh-huh.
01:02:53 - Thought so.
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01:11:17 - It's a chameleon tag.
01:11:19 - In that galaxy a symbol for hope or annihilation.
01:11:21 - There's still some debate around what exactly.
01:11:23 - Actually it's harmony.
01:11:25 - But on Earth it means we're entering an MIB safe haven.
01:11:27 - How do you know that?
01:11:29 - It's in the handbook.
01:11:31 - Believe everything you read.
01:11:33 - And my job is what? Hang out here and shut up?
01:11:35 - Yes, you shut up. That is your job.
01:11:37 - Well look who it is, Nazar.
01:11:39 - Come on, you know the rules. No visible alien tech anywhere on the street.
01:11:41 - How about the bike up before I have to give you a ticket?
01:11:43 - H?
01:11:45 - It is really you?
01:11:47 - Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
01:11:49 - Hey Basam.
01:11:51 - Hi H. Nazar said you were dead.
01:11:53 - What? I never said that.
01:11:55 - You did. He's lying.
01:11:57 - Hey.
01:11:59 - Hey, why would I be dead?
01:12:01 - Basam misunderstood.
01:12:05 - We heard that you and Riza had split up.
01:12:07 - Riza? Who's that?
01:12:09 - It's not important.
01:12:11 - Doesn't matter.
01:12:13 - I'm just curious how it works between species.
01:12:15 - Very unimportant. Old friend of mine.
01:12:17 - Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy.
01:12:19 - Who is?
01:12:21 - A very successful businesswoman.
01:12:23 - I love a businesswoman.
01:12:25 - Okay, why are we talking about this?
01:12:27 - So sad H. You made a lovely couple.
01:12:29 - Okay, thank you very much. But these things happen.
01:12:31 - You said that psycho's gonna slit his throat.
01:12:33 - Excuse us. One moment.
01:12:35 - Your words, not mine.
01:12:37 - You dated this person? This seems like a conflict of interest.
01:12:39 - Conflict of interest for you to know about my private life.
01:12:41 - Yeah, sure. I would prefer not to.
01:12:43 - Yeah, yeah, that's enough. Listen.
01:12:45 - Stop beating the hell out of him. Keep this thing covered up.
01:12:47 - Absolutely. Will do.
01:12:49 - Thank you. - Won't happen again.
01:12:51 - Nice to meet you both.
01:12:53 - Yes. - Yeah.
01:12:55 - What?
01:13:01 - Pulled this from the surveillance camera outside the club.
01:13:03 - I'm standing there.
01:13:05 - Making me feel uncomfortable.
01:13:07 - Yeah.
01:13:09 - Have you shown this to T?
01:13:15 - No, he said everything goes through you.
01:13:17 - Yes, everything does go through me. Good.
01:13:19 - I'll show him. - Go on.
01:13:21 - Goodness me.
01:13:25 - Oh, boy.
01:13:29 - Here comes trouble.
01:13:31 - I like trouble.
01:13:33 - You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:13:39 - Call Risa.
01:13:41 - Ah, here. This is it.
01:13:45 - Looks like a couple of guys.
01:13:51 - Yeah.
01:13:53 - I'm gonna go check on them.
01:13:55 - Yeah, you go.
01:13:57 - Looks like a couple of days' worth.
01:13:59 - No one's been out to collect.
01:14:01 - Hello?
01:14:09 - Hello?
01:14:11 [gun cocks]
01:14:13 [suspenseful music]
01:14:15 - [grunts]
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01:14:43 [glass shatters]
01:14:51 - One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy.
01:14:55 - Easy, easy. We don't want any trouble.
01:14:57 - Do not move!
01:14:59 [glass shatters]
01:15:01 - Hey, look at you.
01:15:03 What do we call you, sport?
01:15:05 - Sport is not what you called me.
01:15:07 - What is it? - It? He.
01:15:09 - Sorry. - Why would you call me anything?
01:15:11 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns.
01:15:13 - Uh, okay.
01:15:15 Pawnee, then.
01:15:17 What happened here?
01:15:19 - Oh, we had the best party.
01:15:21 Kanye showed up and dropped, like, a whole new album.
01:15:23 And it was some of his best work.
01:15:25 Look around. We got our asses kicked.
01:15:27 - [whimpers]
01:15:29 - My queen!
01:15:31 - Oh.
01:15:33 - Oh, she's gone.
01:15:35 - I'll never serve another, I swear it.
01:15:37 I'll put my dagger into my own body like this,
01:15:39 through all my vital organs,
01:15:41 and then leave it until the dark takes me.
01:15:43 - Hey.
01:15:45 You're not gonna actually go through with this, are you?
01:15:47 - Listen, a queen's pawn without a queen
01:15:49 is just a pawn, a nothing.
01:15:51 I must end my own life
01:15:53 in the most painful way possible.
01:15:55 Don't stop me.
01:15:57 Chances of survival, zero.
01:15:59 - Do you think we should stop him?
01:16:01 - I'm gonna do it.
01:16:03 - I'm gonna do it.
01:16:05 - Do you think we should stop him?
01:16:07 - I'm gonna do it.
01:16:09 - I kinda wanna see if he goes through with it.
01:16:11 - Oh, sorry. What did you say?
01:16:13 - Nothing at all.
01:16:15 - No, you know what? I did say something.
01:16:17 - You did?
01:16:19 - Yeah. He's a witness.
01:16:21 Excuse me. You know, I don't think that she would want you to, you know,
01:16:23 go through with it, honestly.
01:16:25 - Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want?
01:16:27 Are you a queen?
01:16:29 - Well, I mean, to the extent that all women are, yes.
01:16:31 But no, no. I'm not a queen.
01:16:33 - You is an agent.
01:16:35 - Agent? - Mm-hmm.
01:16:37 - Is that a title? - It is a title.
01:16:39 A title of great eminence and stature.
01:16:41 Em here is an agent. An agent without a pawn,
01:16:43 if you see my meaning.
01:16:45 - I never thought of this, but maybe the best way to honor the dead
01:16:47 is to go on living.
01:16:49 - Yes.
01:16:51 - I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent Em.
01:16:53 - No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject.
01:16:55 - Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty.
01:16:57 I wish you'd said no, no, no before.
01:16:59 - Congratulations.
01:17:01 - And if you should die before I,
01:17:03 I promise to end my own life
01:17:05 in the most painful way possible.
01:17:07 - Yeah, ha. I don't like you.
01:17:09 - Let's go.
01:17:11 - My lady.
01:17:13 Come on. We'll have a fun time.
01:17:15 - Fine.
01:17:17 - Yes.
01:17:19 - H, there's something
01:17:21 that I have meaning to tell you about, I mean, wanting to tell you.
01:17:23 - Yeah?
01:17:25 - About it, where is it?
01:17:27 - You stole it from me?
01:17:29 - I've recovered evidence that you stole from a crime scene.
01:17:31 - One guest told me to hide it and that I couldn't trust anyone, so...
01:17:33 - You're telling me you listened to Bungus,
01:17:35 you trusted Bungus instead of your partner,
01:17:37 a senior agent, huh?
01:17:39 - In a word, yes. H.
01:17:41 - Speaking of agents...
01:17:43 - Come on.
01:17:45 - Why would they be here?
01:17:49 - I don't know. This is either an award show we're not aware of
01:17:51 or we're in deep...
01:17:53 - Thank you. I need you to close every street, every archway, and every sewer now.
01:17:55 Come in closer on that body cam there, please.
01:17:57 - Could someone please explain to me
01:17:59 what the hell is going on?
01:18:01 - It's a slightly sensitive subject,
01:18:03 thought it best to keep it quiet. A bit further in, please.
01:18:05 - See? A word.
01:18:07 - Absolutely. No one leaves the medina, all right?
01:18:09 - This... this is nonsense.
01:18:13 Despite your personal feelings, H is one of the best agents
01:18:15 ever to wear this suit.
01:18:17 - No, sir, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit.
01:18:19 He hasn't been the same since the incident with the hive.
01:18:21 - Look, look.
01:18:23 My sources say
01:18:25 that Vungus stole it from the J'Bebi Moore Department
01:18:27 Advanced Research Division
01:18:29 and brought it here.
01:18:31 - And you kept this from me? For how long?
01:18:33 Explain yourself.
01:18:35 - Explain myself? Sir, whatever that thing is,
01:18:37 M&H had it in your office.
01:18:39 And you let them go, sir,
01:18:41 with all due respect.
01:18:43 You let them go.
01:18:45 - Carry on.
01:18:53 - Yes, sir.
01:18:55 - Let's see, sir.
01:18:57 Bring them straight to me.
01:18:59 - Who's next? Who wants to be the winner?
01:19:01 - I do.
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01:26:41 Yes, sir, hey listen to me this isn't my operation get out of there get safe then report
01:26:52 And maybe right I want cigarettes every 10 minutes could be a mall the men in black
01:27:06 All right, take this I'll draw them away I'll meet you at the main square in 20
01:27:10 Hey guys, what are the odds?
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01:28:21 Okay accelerator brake the water very hot out there it's very thoughtful of you this is all pretty straightforward
01:28:29 Yeah, yes, very straightforward indeed. Yes. Yes, just like riding a bike
01:28:33 Okay
01:28:35 Sorry
01:28:44 Oh, well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all
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01:30:08 All right glasses, hi everyone if we could all look right here just drive
01:30:15 So
01:30:17 So, um, oh boy
01:30:46 Oh
01:30:48 What do you think press the red button I think it's hyperdrive, no, no, I think hyperdrive is blue
01:30:51 Well, you know, sometimes you have to trust your gut
01:30:54 Somebody press something
01:31:14 Uh
01:31:16 Lost the tail
01:31:27 What'd I tell you? I hyperdrive. Yeah, trust you. God. Trust you. God. Okay
01:31:30 Oh god. I hate that
01:31:33 The red button was awesome. Let's press the red button again
01:31:37 No
01:31:44 Wow
01:31:46 Hey, what's it doing moving
01:31:52 What is that thing
01:32:06 Is he the core?
01:32:07 How it keeps emitting convective energy across the interior of the photosphere?
01:32:11 Yeah, yeah. No, I see all that see the the photosphere bit. Okay. Yeah, those are thermonuclear explosions
01:32:18 Wait, what does that mean? Like a like a bomb or something?
01:32:21 I think what we're looking at
01:32:24 Is a super compressed star and by the color temperature?
01:32:27 I'd say it's a blue giant
01:32:30 Let's just press the button. Let's see. We see what this thing does. Are you suggesting that we try a weaponized star for fun?
01:32:37 Not for science and fun. Well, the two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay. Yeah, there is no better place than this, right?
01:32:44 They don't call it the empty quarter for nothing. Yes. That's why I made the suggestion go. Uh, just wait zero zero one
01:32:50 What do you think? Yeah, just a little slow
01:32:52 Press the button. Okay
01:32:55 Maybe rattle up a few notches
01:33:05 So
01:33:07 That was the low setting, uh, do we think anyone's gonna notice that that wasn't there before
01:33:31 So they uh got away
01:33:33 I believe the appropriate phrase is we lost them. Well, I put it to you, sir
01:33:41 Did they add help probably but I know h whatever he's doing there's a reason why do you keep protecting him
01:33:50 What is it going to take
01:33:55 I am protecting this institution from what from me. Are you questioning my loyalty sir at the very least your judgment?
01:34:02 Is there anything else agency
01:34:09 No, sir good then would you kindly leave
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01:41:29 Among us knew how powerful that thing was right?
01:41:42 And you that it could destroy entire worlds that he gave it to you. I don't understand someone
01:41:46 He only just met why would he do that?
01:41:48 I don't know
01:41:52 Maybe he's
01:41:53 Trusted me
01:41:55 I'm not that I doubt your general trustworthiness, but I mean I sang at fungus's mother's funeral
01:42:01 Quite beautifully if I might add, you know, we knew everything about one another. I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me
01:42:07 Okay H if you must know
01:42:11 He said that you changed, you know, I'm getting a little sick of hearing people give me this you've changed crap
01:42:17 I'm the same person I was years ago. You mean to tell me that you've always been this way
01:42:21 What way?
01:42:23 vaguely inept arrogant
01:42:25 reckless
01:42:27 Did I miss anything? Okay. Hey look arrogant and reckless and that's just nice
01:42:32 Well, maybe I am a few of those things occasionally
01:42:34 But guess what my job is saving the planet and that's what I do do a pretty good job at it
01:42:37 Okay, and while that's still happening the rules are there are no rules. Well, that's a rule
01:42:49 Some how did you get feeling hydrated H never had a bath before
01:42:53 That's two pounds of dirt alone. Can't we drank from that? Oh god. I thought it tasted like a living beard. Okay, um
01:43:01 Basam listen, all right mate
01:43:04 Let's be sensible here. I don't think you really know what you're dealing with. So no, I definitely do which is why she's gonna pay so much
01:43:11 Great job each
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01:43:20 Point can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench, please?
01:43:27 She has a name and a title and you know that my lady that wants a torque wrench
01:43:33 Honey will you tell him the sooner he restores power to my drive console the sooner that I can figure out how to program it
01:43:40 My lady says you're a cloth-brained ass clown whose gullible idiocy has threatened the very existence of the planet
01:43:46 You know what? She she didn't say that. All right, you little worse piece in the chessboard. She said it didn't say anything
01:43:52 Oh, yeah, but I was thinking it actually every single word you make a really good point. Thank you
01:43:56 Did you tell you lady she knows power
01:44:04 That says my lady that you have power
01:44:08 Can you thank him?
01:44:11 Really, but in a cold kind of polite way, you can even put a glare on it. Just play around with it. I trust you
01:44:17 My lady says thank you
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01:44:22 Know where the weapons going and how to get it back my lady. I got this one. I'm listening. The psalm has only one real buyer
01:44:29 RZA
01:44:31 staff Ross
01:44:32 RZA the RZA that you went out with
01:44:34 The intergalactic alien arms dealer RZA. I'm gonna hop back in for a second
01:44:38 You dated RZA staff Ross the merchant of death the mother of murder
01:44:43 She's pretty high. I didn't know she was an arms dealer when we met
01:44:47 and I was distracted by her
01:44:50 feminine wiles and a
01:44:52 intoxicating beauty
01:44:54 Besides, you know, we weren't interested in labels
01:44:56 We were interested in our hearts and if having a big old heart is a crime then shoot me
01:44:59 Not yet. You let me know though, right?
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01:45:05 Really
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01:45:09 It's funny
01:45:17 You've never been in love
01:45:30 I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking you've never once abandoned logic for passion
01:45:34 What is this the sequel to the notebook I never saw it but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense
01:45:41 No, I haven't
01:45:44 Passion is unstable and logic is constant. Is that right? Yeah physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them
01:45:52 They're not real
01:45:54 Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?
01:45:58 Pretty sure I can trust that
01:46:00 Feels pretty real
01:46:02 That's actually kind of deep
01:46:06 Well, that should do it
01:46:11 Now we're up
01:46:17 Bonnie
01:46:22 Not there, that's as far as I could jump actually I could jump high up but that would have been more awkward, okay enough
01:46:28 Here we go
01:46:30 Look at that
01:46:36 Well done
01:46:39 Now I know RZA she may be the merchant death but she does have one weakness
01:46:43 Ready to be a hero little guy pretty open to anything good. We're going to Naples Oh to RZA's fortified fortress of for sure death
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01:54:29 - Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:54:32 Can we do this another day?
01:54:32 I have another visitor.
01:54:34 - Absolutely.
01:54:35 - Thank you.
01:54:36 Bye.
01:54:38 - Luca, did you miss me?
01:54:45 - No.
01:54:46 - H.
01:54:59 I know why you're here.
01:55:01 Why are you wearing pink trousers?
01:55:06 - So how have you been?
01:55:23 It's been a while, eh?
01:55:25 That's the tough thing about breakups
01:55:26 is the friendships you lose.
01:55:29 - Ah, we had some good times, though, didn't we?
01:55:33 - Rizza and I had good times.
01:55:35 I guess you just sort of lurked in the background a bit.
01:55:39 - Wonderful, isn't she?
01:55:48 I just love darn beautiful creatures.
01:55:51 - Beautiful creatures.
01:55:53 - This is familiar, isn't it?
01:56:02 - So, MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
01:56:08 - Showed myself out, actually.
01:56:10 - Oh.
01:56:11 - Some horses are born to roam free.
01:56:13 - And others just get shot.
01:56:15 What are you doing here?
01:56:17 - I wanted to see you, and I brought you something.
01:56:22 And I know how you like special pets,
01:56:23 so I brought you a peace offering.
01:56:25 - Meow, meow, bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera.
01:56:29 - I like it.
01:56:30 He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
01:56:35 - The last of his kind.
01:56:37 - You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you?
01:56:40 - And you always knew how to make mine
01:56:41 beat that little bit faster.
01:56:43 - Not a neuralyzer in the world would make me forget that.
01:56:45 - I was actually looking forward to seeing my guns
01:56:48 tear you to pieces, and then I saw that--
01:56:50 - Perfect little face of yours, and...
01:56:53 I had to know.
01:56:56 - Know what?
01:56:58 - I want to know the truth.
01:57:01 Was this ever real?
01:57:03 This?
01:57:05 You, me, was it?
01:57:06 That's something good.
01:57:10 Was it?
01:57:13 - I knew who you were from the start.
01:57:16 My job was to gain your trust and take care of you.
01:57:20 Take you down when the opportunity came.
01:57:23 That's the truth.
01:57:23 - Uh, yeah, gotta turn my earpiece off for this part.
01:57:25 - God, shut up.
01:57:27 - What?
01:57:29 - No, I'm sorry, it's what I say to my heart.
01:57:31 It's like a voice inside my head.
01:57:33 - Oh, I know.
01:57:34 - I couldn't fake that.
01:57:37 - Thank you.
01:57:40 - It's okay.
01:57:41 - No, but thank you for giving me closure.
01:57:46 - We all need some closure from time to time.
01:57:49 - Get him out of here.
01:57:50 - What, wait, no.
01:57:51 Wait a second.
01:57:52 I need some closure too.
01:57:53 - H.
01:57:54 - What about my feelings?
01:57:55 - Here's a little tip for you, honey.
01:57:56 Next time you bring a peace offering,
01:57:58 don't make it the same day I come into possession
01:57:59 of the most powerful weapon ever created.
01:58:02 - This has nothing to do with that.
01:58:03 I didn't even know you had a weapon.
01:58:04 - It's a totally separate thing.
01:58:05 It's a coincidence.
01:58:06 - It's a total coincidence.
01:58:07 I didn't know she had a weapon.
01:58:08 Didn't you say a weapon?
01:58:10 - Take you to the boat.
01:58:12 - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:58:14 (dramatic music)
01:58:17 - Well, fellas, I think that went pretty well.
01:58:22 Looks like we'll be seeing a whole lot more of each other.
01:58:24 (dramatic music)
01:58:27 (dramatic music)
01:58:37 (dramatic music)
01:58:40 - Sebastian, darling.
01:58:53 How would you like to be able to destroy
01:58:54 entire solar systems without leaving your home?
01:58:57 - Bonnie?
01:58:58 - Yeah, I see it.
01:58:59 - Ouch, look at that.
01:59:04 - Good to go, then.
01:59:05 (dramatic music)
01:59:07 - Okay, Bonnie, it's all on you now.
01:59:09 - Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive.
01:59:12 - It's very simple, darling.
01:59:13 Do you want it or not?
01:59:15 - No, I only have once, that one,
01:59:19 and I won't have that for long.
01:59:21 - Oh, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
01:59:23 - Perfectly done.
01:59:24 - Whoops.
01:59:25 - I'm gonna call you back.
01:59:29 - Oh, crap, oh, crap.
01:59:31 - Well, look at your little legs.
01:59:33 You are so fast.
01:59:35 - Oh, no, you go.
01:59:37 - Oh, crap.
01:59:39 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna crash.
01:59:41 - Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:59:43 (dramatic music)
01:59:46 - Now, you don't want to wake.