Constantine - Papa Midnite's NightClub (HD)
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00:00 Can you please get me into this bar, John? Please?
00:02 I'm begging you, John, please? Please?
00:05 Sure, you can get in.
00:06 I can get in?
00:07 If you can get in.
00:09 What? If I can get in?
00:11 It's a bear, though, right?
00:12 Or two ducks in a... two ducks in a cloud?
00:14 Two frogs on a bench.
00:20 Two frogs on a bench.
00:26 No, no, no, no. I'm... I'm... I'm the guy you just...
00:28 John! John!
00:30 I'm with him, though.
00:32 He's wearing a dress.
00:35 Of course he's wearing a dress.
00:38 I'm just... I'm just testing him. I'm just testing.
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01:35 Don't get up.
01:38 You've been absent some time.
01:41 Have you come here with relics to sell?
01:44 No, I'm out of that now. I've been too busy.
01:47 Perhaps battling forgeries has ended up being bad for your health.
01:52 Midnight. Jesus.
01:55 It was authentic.
01:57 I see now.
02:02 Your health is bad for other reasons.
02:04 How long?
02:06 A few months, maybe a year.
02:08 I thought I heard thunder last night.
02:10 Must have been Satan's stomach growling.
02:13 You're the one soul he'd come up here himself to collect.
02:18 So I've heard.
02:21 Well, I am most certain you did not come here for a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
02:26 A demon just attacked me right out in the open on Figaroa.
02:33 They don't like you, John.
02:35 How many have you deported back to Hell?
02:37 Not some angry half-breed, Midnight. A full-fledged demon, here on our plane.
02:42 Clearly, I do not have to remind you that is impossible.
02:45 And yesterday, I saw a soldier demon trying to chew its way out to a little girl.
02:50 Listen, John. Demons stay in Hell.
02:53 Angels in Heaven.
02:55 The great detente of the original superpowers.
02:58 Thanks for the history lesson, Midnight.
03:00 You've been a tremendous help.
03:02 Now...
03:04 I need to use the chair.
03:09 John.
03:13 Forgetting the fact that it would almost certainly kill you,
03:16 you know I am neutral.
03:18 And as long as the balance is maintained, I take no sides.
03:22 Before you were a bartender,
03:26 you were one witch doctor against one.
03:29 Thirty Ashkar.
03:31 And I...
03:32 You were Constantine.
03:35 The John Constantine.
03:38 Once.
03:40 This isn't the usual game I can feel it.
03:45 Something's coming.
03:48 Ooh, spooky.
03:50 Bells in the Tsar.
03:53 That expression alone has...
03:55 made my entire night.
03:58 I'll make your night.
03:59 I'll deport you Tsar, yes, right where you stand, you motherfucking shit.
04:03 You know the rules of my house.
04:07 While here, you will obey by them.
04:10 Johnny boy.
04:11 Word is...
04:16 you're on your way down.
04:18 Fresh meat.
04:21 Think they can kill that.
04:26 We have a meeting now, John.
04:29 What?
04:38 I didn't catch you.
04:40 Fuck.
04:42 Fuck me.
04:45 Come on.
04:47 [Cough]
04:49 [Cough]
04:50 [Cough]