Ryan Reynolds' Vasectomy
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00:00 It's Father's Day, but if you don't mind, we're gonna celebrate with the mother of all cocktails, the vasectomy.
00:06 Let me show you how to make it.
00:14 First,
00:17 fill a tall glass with ice, the way children fill our lives with so much joy.
00:24 Next,
00:26 pour one ounce of cranberry juice. Sweet, just like their little smiles.
00:30 Then, pour three ounces of tonic. So bubbly.
00:37 Then, pour three ounces of tonic.
00:42 So bubbly, just like I feel every day I wake up after a long full night's sleep.
00:49 Now, add a dash of lemon juice.
00:53 Fresh, if you have a few minutes to squeeze one, or store-bought, if the little ones have you running around a bit today, the little scamps.
00:59 Finally,
01:01 we're gonna add one and a half ounces of
01:04 Aviation American Gin, the world's highest rated gin for the world's highest rated job.
01:09 Yeah.
01:12 Finally, we're gonna add one and a half ounces of Aviation American Gin.
01:21 Stir.
01:23 And then we're going to garnish with a little slice of sunshine.
01:28 Mmm. Now that is as refreshing as fatherhood. Well, something I call the vasectomy for no f***ing reason at all. Happy Father's Day, everyone.
01:38 When people see this, they're gonna be like, "Has he ever been outside?"
01:42 What?