80s VS Now - Totally Killer | Prime Video
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00:00 - New kid!
00:00 Get on the court!
00:02 - I mean, no, I'm okay.
00:04 - Me?
00:06 That's okay.
00:07 Let's go!
00:08 - Let's go!
00:09 - Oh, that's rude.
00:10 (rock music)
00:13 - Too loud!
00:17 Honey, I'm just trying to save your eardrums.
00:20 - Oh, God.
00:20 Wish you'd pick a band
00:22 where I didn't know the lead singer.
00:24 I mean, Eddie Royal was such a jerk in high school.
00:28 - Well, he's amazing now and owns a clean water charity.
00:31 So, honey.
00:33 - He's giving the middle finger.
00:34 - Yeah, to single-use plastic.
00:37 - You know, when you sit in the back
00:41 like I'm an Uber driver, it kind of hurts my feelings.
00:45 - Dad, please.
00:47 One star.
00:47 - Hey, I thought you were going to get Amelia!
00:53 - Yeah, I texted her we're here.
00:56 - Why don't you just knock?
00:58 - No, Dad.
00:58 It's so rude.
01:01 - Hey.
01:06 - Hey.
01:07 - Then she's probably at school.
01:08 Where you should be.
01:09 I'll give you a ride.
01:10 - What?
01:11 No.
01:12 I can't get in a car with you.
01:12 You're a total stranger.
01:13 You could be a serial killer.
01:15 - Oh, sweetheart.
01:17 Would a serial killer wear Gloria Vanderbilt?
01:21 - No.
01:23 - Thanks.
01:27 - Yeah, you're welcome.
01:29 Love the jacket.
01:32 - Thank you.
01:33 - And there's the racism.
01:45 Knew that was coming.
01:49 - Here's your schedule.
01:50 - Okay, you don't need to verify anything.
01:53 - Verify?
01:55 What is this, Fort Knox?
01:57 - You're late for gym.
01:58 - Is there, can I get a different schedule?
02:00 I just, I'm not really a big gym girl.
02:03 Is there like another alternative?
02:08 [whistle blows]
02:13 [dramatic music]
02:16 What the [beep]
02:18 What the [beep]
02:22 [dramatic music]
02:25 - You are so illegal.
02:40 - Pam, I know who did that.
02:45 - Say hello.
02:50 - Hey, I'm looking for Pam Miller.
02:52 Do you know her?
02:52 - Yeah, everyone knows Pam.
02:54 - Great, where is she?
02:56 - Oh, there.
02:57 You're out.
03:06 [beep]
03:08 - No, no, Pam Miller is like nice.
03:10 Worried about loud music hurting your eardrums, nice.
03:13 - Are you smoking crack?
03:14 Pam Miller's the Wicked Witch of Vernon.
03:17 Get off the court, loser.
03:21 - Hot tip, next time catch the ball, okay?
03:25 Then I don't have to touch your gross little kid blood.
03:27 It's disgusting.
03:29 All right, good work out there, winners.
03:32 Wish I could say the same for the losers, but I can't.
03:35 - Listen up, team faculty, I gotta find Tim.
03:37 - Nice try.
03:38 - Unwanted touch, oh my God, unwanted touch.
03:41 - Unwanted human.
03:42 - Yo, there's Dungeons and Dragons down the street.
03:44 Y'all have fun.
03:45 [laughing]
03:46 - No, wait.
03:47 Hey, hey, wait.
03:50 Oh my God, I gotta get in there.
03:53 Thank you.
03:54 - You know, this whole mean girls chick is really outdated.
03:57 - What is this?
03:58 - My parents' condo.
03:59 - No, this is not a condo.
04:01 - It's not?
04:03 Oh, maybe I was thinking of a timeshare.
04:05 - This is a creepy ass cabin in the middle of [beep]
04:08 nowhere.
04:09 - You said we were going to the city.
04:11 - No, I didn't.
04:12 - You heavily implied it.
04:14 - Oh my God, what's the big deal?
04:16 - The big deal, Heather, is that there is a murderer
04:19 loose, specifically targeting your friend group
04:21 and you drove us into the woods.
04:23 [screaming]
04:24 - Oh my God!
04:26 I forgot to bring vodka.
04:28 - Well, okay, it doesn't matter
04:29 because we are going right now.
04:31 Come on, everyone, back in the car.
04:33 [car engine revving]
04:37 Oh my God.
04:38 Everyone, inside, now.
04:40 It's a killer.
04:41 - Party's here.
04:43 - Party.
04:44 - Tell me you brought vodka.
04:47 - Where do I go anywhere without it?
04:48 [screaming]
04:50 - I'm here too and I brought brownies.
04:52 [screaming]
04:54 - I thought it was just going to be us four.
04:56 - What is the big deal?
04:57 Did you just want to lez out this weekend?
05:00 - Hey. - Hi.
05:02 - Let's party.
05:03 - That's gross.
05:04 Not, your comment was gross.
05:06 Not gay people, gay people are amazing.
05:07 Your comment was homophobic undertones.
05:10 - Yo, y'all need to catch up.
05:12 I'm already too deep and I drove awesome.
05:15 - You gotta relax, man.
05:17 Have another brownie.
05:19 - No.
05:20 I had like five.
05:21 - Five?
05:22 No wonder you're so paranoid.
05:25 - Those pot brownies?
05:27 - Yeah.
05:28 I stole a bunch of weed from the evidence locker.
05:31 There's about a pound in these bad boys.
05:34 - A pound?
05:35 Okay, so everyone's super high now.
05:38 [laughing]
05:40 - No.
05:42 - Damn it.
05:45 Wait, how come I don't feel anything?
05:49 - You must have the tolerance of a horse.
05:51 I have a little left if you want to roll a doobie.
05:55 What is this?
05:57 This is just dirt.
06:00 Look at all these twigs.
06:03 'Cause it's from the earth.
06:05 Man, 80s weed sucks.
06:09 - All right, kids, we got a real problem here.
06:13 Have some.
06:14 - Here you go, Sheriff.
06:16 - Careful.
06:17 - What's this?
06:21 - I hit the killer in the head with a piece of firewood
06:23 and I soaked up some of his blood with that paper towel.
06:26 You have his DNA.
06:29 - What's that?
06:32 - DNA?
06:33 It's like, I don't know what it stands for.
06:37 Everyone, it's like specific to the person
06:43 and you just plug it into the worldwide database.
06:46 [laughing]
06:49 - Sure, sweetheart, we'll just fire up
06:52 the old worldwide DMA database.
06:54 [laughing]
06:55 - Oh, I'm solving crime.
06:56 Oh.
06:57 [laughing]
06:59 All right, now let's get serious.
07:01 (upbeat music)
07:04 [BLANK_AUDIO]