Bitoy’s Funniest Videos: Ariel Ignacio, ang nangyayari na, na-yari! (Full EP) | Stream Together
‘Yung akala mo ikaw ang magpa-prank pero kasama ka pala sa mayayari! Sana okay ka pa, Ariel Ignacio. Pero bago ang iconic na sina Kara at Mia, may nauna na pala sa kanila?!
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 Yarica!
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00:29 [screaming]
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00:52 [screaming]
00:54 [bleep]
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01:07 [screaming]
01:08 [laughing]
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01:15 [cheering]
01:17 Yee!
01:18 Hello, hello, welcome back to Market Market.
01:22 As you can see, the name Market Market is being repeated.
01:24 That's why we're repeating it.
01:26 Last week, that was the first market.
01:28 Now, it's Market Market.
01:30 [laughing]
01:31 But even so, even if it's just a few markets,
01:33 it's still a result.
01:34 That means, you're a celebrity.
01:36 [laughing]
01:37 Do you remember my joke?
01:39 When I pretend to be a taxi driver,
01:40 Manong is the taxi driver.
01:42 Tonight, we did a celebrity challenge.
01:46 Celebrity, you're a celebrity.
01:48 We challenged a celebrity to do that.
01:51 To drive and pass a taxi.
01:53 But of course, there's a twist.
01:54 There's a twist.
01:56 [laughing]
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02:27 Celebrity challenge.
02:29 If you notice, I used to stand here
02:32 and I used to pass a taxi as Manong, the taxi driver.
02:36 Now, we're going to do a celebrity challenge
02:39 and we have a new driver to pass.
02:41 I'll introduce to you, Manong the second.
02:44 Manong.
02:46 How are you, Manong?
02:47 Are you okay?
02:48 I'm okay.
02:49 Do you know what we're going to do, Manong?
02:50 I know.
02:51 What are we going to do?
02:52 We're going to do a challenge.
02:53 We're going to do a challenge.
02:54 Like I said earlier, this is a celebrity challenge.
02:57 So, this is a celebrity.
03:00 But I'm not going to tell you who he is.
03:02 I'll just give you a clue.
03:03 He doesn't like wearing a wig.
03:05 Never.
03:06 He doesn't like wearing a wig.
03:08 So, Manong, good luck to you.
03:10 Thank you.
03:11 Good luck with what's going to happen.
03:12 Let's go.
03:13 Manong the second, ladies and gentlemen.
03:15 This is the celebrity challenge.
03:17 Let's see how many he can pass.
03:19 You're nervous.
03:23 You're behind the wheel.
03:25 Manong, you're the first one to ride.
03:29 You broke the record.
03:31 Manong, you're the best.
03:33 You're the best.
03:34 You're so cute.
03:35 You're trying to be pretty.
03:38 You're trying to be beautiful.
03:40 No, it's natural.
03:42 Natural?
03:43 I can see that you're far from being natural.
03:46 You're a natural beauty.
03:47 Thank you.
03:48 I feel like I'm going to be lucky if I ride like this.
03:55 Is that so?
03:56 You're trying to be beautiful.
03:57 You said you're tired.
03:59 Yes.
04:01 You're the best.
04:02 You're like an artist.
04:05 Thank you.
04:06 I can see that you're wearing sunglasses.
04:13 I'm nervous because it's getting hot.
04:15 You're wearing a payong.
04:16 No, it's a smile.
04:20 You look like you're sad.
04:23 No, I'm just hot.
04:25 You're the best.
04:26 You're the best.
04:29 Thank you.
04:30 You look like a fool.
04:33 You're not a fool.
04:35 You're just a fool.
04:37 How much difference do you see?
04:41 Nothing.
04:42 Where do you work?
04:45 I don't work.
04:46 You're just hanging around.
04:47 We have a small business.
04:50 I'm just helping.
04:52 You're making sunglasses.
04:54 I'm just collecting sunglasses.
04:57 You're rich.
04:58 No.
04:59 What's your business?
05:00 I'm a water filter.
05:04 Water?
05:05 Fountain?
05:06 It's like aqua.
05:12 You're selling water?
05:14 Yes.
05:15 It's strong.
05:16 Yes, it's hot.
05:18 Where do you get the water?
05:21 We get it from the canal.
05:24 No, that's too much.
05:27 You're selling water from the canal?
05:30 We have a filter.
05:33 We have a clean filter.
05:37 Why do you need to clean it?
05:39 You're fooling me.
05:41 We need to make sure.
05:45 You have a lot of customers.
05:50 Yes.
05:51 Especially if you're a woman.
05:53 Yes.
05:54 Especially if you're a woman.
05:56 You can get a lot of customers.
05:59 No.
06:00 You can get a lot of customers.
06:03 I'm sure you get a lot of customers.
06:09 Yes.
06:10 You get a lot of customers.
06:12 No, I'm always at home.
06:14 You're fooling me.
06:16 You're always at home.
06:19 You're beautiful.
06:20 Not always.
06:22 Sometimes.
06:24 Sometimes.
06:25 Sometimes.
06:26 You know what?
06:27 What?
06:28 I don't have a wife yet.
06:31 Why?
06:32 Because I'm always driving a bad car.
06:36 I have a dream.
06:38 I want to be beautiful.
06:40 I want to be happy.
06:42 I want to be lucky.
06:44 I'm just kidding.
06:46 I'm not that old.
06:48 [laughing]
06:50 Sorry.
06:54 But even if you're old, you can still drive.
06:59 But even if...
07:00 Do you know how old I am?
07:02 I don't know how to read the year.
07:06 You're the same age as...
07:09 ...42.
07:13 No, I'm the same age as...
07:15 You're just kidding.
07:17 You're so annoying.
07:19 Do you have a secret?
07:21 We're always secretive.
07:23 I don't have a secret.
07:25 I'm just a housewife.
07:27 You're always at home.
07:29 Yes, because it's so hot.
07:32 That's why you're always grumbling.
07:34 [screams]
07:35 He's so grumpy.
07:38 He thinks we're...
07:39 He's grumbling.
07:41 I feel embarrassed.
07:45 Do you think your peers will like me?
07:49 If I'm old.
07:51 You know, I don't have a choice.
07:53 I just want...
07:54 Is that so?
07:55 Yes.
07:56 I have a hope for you.
07:57 I won't give you.
07:59 Do I have a hope for you?
08:00 I'll give you this.
08:02 I've been crushing on you for a long time.
08:06 Oh, really?
08:07 Yes, I crush on you.
08:08 Oh, really?
08:12 That's why you're always trying to impress me.
08:15 Yes.
08:16 Is that so?
08:18 Yes.
08:19 If you're going to call me, give me your number.
08:23 Oh.
08:24 Here.
08:25 So that you can call me right away.
08:29 Oh, really?
08:30 Just give me your number.
08:31 I'm not a bad person.
08:33 I'll just stay here.
08:34 Where?
08:35 Here.
08:36 How much is my metro fare?
08:41 Oh, my.
08:42 Why?
08:43 Wait a minute.
08:45 Where's the metro?
08:46 Why don't you have a metro?
08:48 I forgot.
08:49 I was in a hurry.
08:51 I didn't turn on the...
08:53 What if I get off?
08:55 What if?
08:56 You didn't tell me that...
08:59 No.
09:00 What is it?
09:01 You didn't tell me that you're riding with me.
09:04 Do you want to be seen on TV?
09:06 Oh, no.
09:07 Because you seem to like...
09:09 Show me your eyes.
09:11 Come on.
09:12 I'll push you.
09:13 I'm crying.
09:14 Why are you crying?
09:15 I'm crying.
09:16 Oh, my.
09:17 I'm crying.
09:18 Do you want to be seen on TV?
09:20 Oh, no.
09:22 You're sure about that.
09:24 Rica.
09:25 I don't know you.
09:28 Hey.
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23:36 That was interesting.