Sweden launches campaign to stop tourists from confusing it with Switzerland
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00:00 Dear leaders and citizens of Switzerland, this is a message from Sweden.
00:06 We're contacting you regarding our mutual problem.
00:09 Yes, I'm talking about this.
00:12 It's time we make the distinction between our two nations as clear as day by deciding who talks about what.
00:21 Our proposition is as follows.
00:25 First of all, Switzerland gets to talk about banks and Sweden gets to talk about sand banks.
00:33 Switzerland will focus on mountain tops and Sweden will focus on roof tops.
00:40 Switzerland gets to promote loud noises such as yodeling.
00:45 In return, Sweden gets silence and a lack of yodeling.
00:51 LSD goes to Switzerland because you invented that.
00:57 And Sweden will get the northern lights, a different kind of surreal experience.
01:02 Particle accelerators, that's yours.
01:06 And Sweden will get the opposite of acceleration, winding down.
01:11 Switzerland will focus on leather couture and will focus on contemporary fashion.
01:19 Last but not least, Switzerland will offer luxury, including expensive watches.
01:25 And Sweden will offer a different kind of luxury, like forgetting about time.
01:31 Switzerland, we are open to negotiation, but we believe that we need to end this confusion as soon as possible.