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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (yawns)
00:12 (laughs)
00:18 (upbeat music)
00:23 (upbeat music)
00:26 - Water!
00:36 Water!
00:38 Water!
00:41 Help!
00:43 - Cherry lime?
00:48 Listen, you got grape?
00:52 I'm not crazy about cherry lime.
00:55 Oh boy, grape!
00:57 (sighs)
01:03 (laughs)
01:05 Oh, you two fellas saved my life.
01:08 And to show you my thanks,
01:10 I'm gonna give you this map
01:12 to the Lucky Dutchman Gold Mine.
01:16 I'm too old to go look for it,
01:18 and I'm retiring.
01:20 So, here you are.
01:21 (upbeat music)
01:24 But remember one thing.
01:34 Watch out for Black Barney.
01:37 He's the baddest man in these here parts.
01:40 He's been after my gold mine for years,
01:44 and he'll stop at nothing to get it.
01:47 Well, goodbye, and good luck, fellas.
01:50 (upbeat music)
01:53 (yells)
02:08 (upbeat music)
02:15 (whistles)
02:18 (yells)
02:25 That darn Lucky Dutchman Gold Mine
02:40 gotta be around here somewhere.
02:43 Nope.
02:44 (blows raspberry)
02:46 Darn it.
02:46 Nope, darn it.
02:50 I'll find that map yet,
02:56 or my name ain't Black Barney.
03:00 I repeat, Black Barney.
03:05 Who are you?
03:05 Yeah, you.
03:12 Hey, you guys are in showbiz.
03:14 Well, play me some country music.
03:21 (upbeat music)
03:24 (whistles)
03:29 Hey, what's going on down there?
03:41 Stop the music.
03:42 Let me see that there shoe rack.
03:45 Well, I'll be hornswaddled.
03:49 It's the map to the Lucky Dutchman Gold Mine.
03:54 Which one of you two mangy, sidewinding desert rats
03:59 says it's his map?
04:00 Well, it's Black Barney's now,
04:06 and just so you don't get any funny ideas,
04:10 I'm putting it in a nice, safe place.
04:15 If you help me dig up the gold, you'll get yours.
04:20 And if you don't help me, you'll get yours.
04:24 (laughs)
04:28 Pleasant dreams.
04:30 (laughs)
04:32 (slurps)
04:37 (slurps)
04:39 (laughs)
04:47 Darn mosquitoes.
04:52 It was swell of you guys to (laughs)
05:05 volunteer to dig up my gold for me.
05:09 That gold mine's gotta be right around here somewhere.
05:12 Yep, just a little ways more.
05:16 And then that there mine is mine.
05:22 (siren wails)
05:33 (laughs)
05:35 (laughs)
05:42 Aw, gee whiz.
05:48 Nothing but a blank paper.
05:53 I lose.
05:54 (whistles)
06:00 (whistles)
06:02 Wait a minute, you forgot something.
06:06 You forgot I'm a sore loser.
06:09 Yep, this gotta be the place.
06:17 Six paces from balancing rock.
06:24 One, two, three, two, three,
06:28 two, three, uh-oh, oh darn it, I can't count.
06:33 I know I should've never dropped out of school.
06:39 (splashes)
06:44 (upbeat music)
06:49 (whistles)
06:52 (whistles)
06:54 (whistles)
06:56 (whistles)
07:01 (upbeat music)
07:13 (upbeat music)