Tom & Jerry Episode 183 Hypochonidriac Lion (1975)
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00:00 [music]
00:04 [roaring]
00:08 [thud]
00:10 [roaring]
00:12 [splat]
00:13 [roaring]
00:15 Okay, okay, take it easy. One lion lunch coming up.
00:20 Come and get it.
00:21 [roaring]
00:24 Eat that.
00:25 Ouch.
00:26 [laughing]
00:29 [panting]
00:31 Are you all right?
00:32 All right? Does that look all right?
00:36 What is it?
00:37 It's a splinter in my paw.
00:40 Well, hold still. I'll take it out.
00:42 [whimpering]
00:44 But I didn't touch you.
00:45 And you're not gone now. Get me a splinter specialist.
00:50 All right, all right.
00:52 Tell him you're calling for me, Rex, king of the beasts.
00:56 And I'm feeling just beastly.
00:58 I'll get a veterinarian.
01:00 Get two of them.
01:01 Two?
01:02 The first one will want a second opinion even.
01:04 [music]
01:06 Attention. Dr. Tom and Dr. Jerry proceed at once to City Zoo to give first, second, and third aid to the king of beasts.
01:16 His symptoms are...
01:17 [whimpering]
01:20 That is all.
01:22 [roaring]
01:25 Does it still hurt?
01:26 From here to there.
01:29 And there's a weird noise in my ears.
01:31 It goes...
01:32 [roaring]
01:38 Oh, goody. The veterinarians are here.
01:42 So get some blankets and heat lots of water.
01:45 Uh-oh.
01:46 First, I'd better mail this payment on your health insurance.
01:51 Washing in my water dish.
01:55 [humming]
02:03 [whimpering]
02:10 Oh, I get it.
02:12 Good idea.
02:15 Cover my eyes so I don't see it coming, right?
02:21 Oh, no.
02:22 This makes it so dark.
02:24 And I'm so afraid of the dark.
02:27 Get this off of me.
02:31 I really want this splinter out of my paw, Doc.
02:34 But not if it's gonna hurt or tickle, even.
02:38 You'll just have to find some tricky way to help me.
02:41 [music]
02:47 Now, where'd they go, those vanishing vets?
02:50 Those dynamite doctors, leaving me alone with my pained paw.
02:55 But then what could you expect?
02:58 That's medicine today.
03:03 Enough of this waiting.
03:05 Where are those bandage brownies?
03:08 Click.
03:09 Was that my splinter going click?
03:14 I wonder if it'll do it again.
03:17 It did.
03:18 It went click.
03:19 It's growing.
03:23 Oh, there you are.
03:24 Why aren't you working on my splinter instead of just hanging around?
03:31 A spelling lesson?
03:32 At a time like this?
03:34 With one eye covered?
03:36 Okay, pal.
03:38 A-L-X-T-G-F-Q-M-J-D-P-L-E-C-R-X-O.
03:47 There.
03:48 What now?
03:49 Change eyes?
03:51 Okay.
03:53 A-L-X-T-G-F-Q-M-J-D-P-L-E-H-R-X-O.
03:58 What now?
04:00 Huh?
04:01 Peek-a-boo?
04:02 Okay.
04:04 Both eyes.
04:10 What's all those letters together?
04:12 And what do they spell?
04:14 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:25 I wonder if those two are gonna come back and help me.
04:27 Maybe this is the day all the doctors play golf.
04:31 Well, hello.
04:34 I didn't know nurses made zoo calls.
04:38 I'm getting a checkup, right?
04:40 I'll say one thing for you.
04:43 Ah!
04:46 I know, I know.
04:47 Turn my head and cough.
04:49 Cough, cough.
04:51 While you're looking, here's something you don't want to miss.
04:54 A splinter.
04:56 Ah!
04:59 Gee, it's just a little splinter.
05:02 Look, it'll probably come right out of my paw.
05:05 Yeah, see?
05:07 There's nothing to be upset about.
05:09 Nothing at all.
05:12 Really cute.
05:14 What a knockout.
05:19 Oh, no.
05:20 It's the metal in Medi-Codes.
05:22 Oh, the splinter's back.
05:25 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:34 Now I know why doctors don't advertise.
05:40 More junk mail.
05:41 At a time like this.
05:43 What's this?
05:45 Treasure hunt.
05:47 Find a million.
05:48 Follow this treasure map to the grab bag.
05:51 Let's see now.
05:53 First, take 20 steps north to the sycamore tree.
05:57 And hold up your paw.
06:01 Next, take 30 steps east...
06:05 And poke paw through hollow stump.
06:11 And then...
06:13 Take 40 tiptoe steps south...
06:16 And place paw behind zoo wall.
06:22 And next...
06:24 Take 50 steps back to the grab bag.
06:30 Aha! The grab bag.
06:34 Ooh! Hey!
06:36 The splinter is gone.
06:38 And I hardly felt it.
06:40 Oh, you guys are terrific.
06:42 You don't even have to practice medicine.
06:45 You've got it down perfect even.
06:47 Hey, gang, listen.
06:50 These two pet vets are the greatest.
06:53 Oh, doctor, I have a kind of steady toss-take.
06:58 And my throat gets so sore.
07:02 Hey, doc, I get these headaches every day.
07:05 Just before feeding time.
07:07 (stammering)
07:11 (indistinct chatter)