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00:00 [Music]
00:11 We're talking with J. Grab Freely, the man who captured a live woolly mammoth,
00:15 which was thawed out of the frozen arctic wastelands of Alaska.
00:19 Glad you could come, Mr. Freely.
00:20 Glad to be here from the frozen arctic wastelands of Alaska.
00:24 Where can we see this beast?
00:26 He's at the J. Grab Freely side show at Mission $5.
00:30 But I brought a picture of a mammoth so the TV audience can see what this living fossil looks like.
00:36 Now here's a special announcement.
00:40 The woolly mammoth has just escaped from its cage.
00:43 The fierce beast is at large in the city.
00:46 The police force and the ASPCA are on full alert.
00:49 This ferocious prehistoric mammal was last seen in the vicinity of Elm and Walnut Streets.
00:54 [Music]
01:12 I just want to go home.
01:14 Will you help me get back home to Alaska?
01:20 [Music]
01:27 The steamship Alaska Star leaves Pier 6 for Alaska tonight.
01:33 Oh, gee, that's swell.
01:35 Will you take me to the ship?
01:38 [Music]
01:49 We're looking for Feroza's runaway mammoth.
01:51 Any idea where he might be?
01:52 That-a-way?
01:55 Oh, oh, just as I thought.
01:57 Thank you, sir.
01:58 You've been very helpful.
01:59 I'm hungry.
02:05 [Music]
02:17 One banana.
02:18 That'll be five cents.
02:19 [Music]
02:34 Whee!
02:37 [Music]
02:47 [Laughter]
02:49 [Music]
02:52 Thank you.
02:53 [Music]
02:54 Whee!
02:57 [Music]
03:03 Say, are you the escaped woolly mammoth?
03:06 Yes, I am.
03:08 That's what I thought.
03:09 [Music]
03:10 Help!
03:10 There he goes.
03:13 After him!
03:14 [Music]
03:20 A seesaw!
03:22 [Music]
03:23 Seesaw, seesaw, seesaw, seesaw!
03:27 Seesaw, seesaw, seesaw, seesaw!
03:31 I gotcha now!
03:33 [Music]
03:40 [Splash]
03:41 [Music]
03:44 Lucky for me, I had a net to break my fall.
03:48 [Music]
03:51 [Laughter]
03:57 [Music]
04:00 My plan is foolproof.
04:02 Mammoths being just like elephants, they can't resist peanuts.
04:07 He follows the trail of peanuts, steps on the ramp, and whammo!
04:14 The trap is sprung!
04:16 Oh, oh, that's clever, Mr. Freely.
04:19 [Sniffing]
04:20 I hear him coming!
04:22 [Music]
04:26 Peanuts!
04:28 [Laughter]
04:29 He sniffed the bait.
04:31 He just loves peanuts.
04:33 [Music]
04:34 Huh?
04:35 [Music]
04:45 [Grunting]
04:47 Rats!
04:48 [Screaming]
04:50 I'm not lit yet!
04:53 [Music]
05:00 [Laughter]
05:03 [Music]
05:06 [Laughter]
05:10 Shhh!
05:11 [Music]
05:19 Ah-ha!
05:21 [Music]
05:23 Ah-ha!
05:25 [Music]
05:32 Gotcha!
05:34 [Music]
05:45 That mammoth ain't going any place without me!
05:49 [Laughter]
05:52 [Music]
06:05 Thanks, fellas.
06:07 I'm sure gonna miss ya.
06:10 [Music]
06:21 Hey, Pearsex, you gotta be here somewhere.
06:24 I'll find him, I'll find him!
06:27 Ah-ha!
06:29 I'm not lit yet!
06:32 [Music]
06:41 Oh, I'm not lit yet!
06:45 [Music]
06:51 I'm not lit yet!
06:56 [Music]
07:01 Now I'm slick.
07:03 [Music]