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00:00 [music]
00:08 They're here! My stars have arrived. They just drove up, T.J.
00:13 I wonder what old T.J. wants at this hour.
00:18 Perhaps to give us a raise.
00:20 Well, shall we go in and see?
00:22 Why not, old chappie?
00:24 [music]
00:26 Realism! The movie public wants to see it like it really is. Action!
00:32 What? But they're stars. Realism and action mean danger.
00:37 Danger?
00:39 That means hurt.
00:41 Oh, I don't like that. Do we?
00:43 But T.J., our stars might get hurt or something.
00:47 You're their agent. You better think of something or else.
00:55 It's in our contract. No danger.
00:59 After all, we're superstars.
01:01 I know, I know.
01:03 You'd better come up with an idea.
01:05 We start shooting Catman Meets Ding Dong, the creature from outer space, tomorrow.
01:10 I know, I know.
01:13 Am I seeing doubles?
01:18 That's it! Stop the car!
01:22 I've got it! Doubles! We'll use doubles!
01:26 Wait here. I'll be right back.
01:29 Hey! Hold on! Wait a minute!
01:33 Glad to see ya.
01:35 Morris Williams, star maker. How'd you boys like to be in showbiz?
01:39 I can make you rich, famous, the idol of millions.
01:44 I can make you stars.
01:47 Just sign the dotted line.
01:51 Report to Barry. The panic picture is downtown Hollywood. Bye!
01:56 Catman Meets Ding Dong. Take one, scene one.
02:02 Oh!
02:05 Amazing! No one could ever tell the difference.
02:09 Yes. Amazing, I dare say.
02:13 And you'd better be good or else.
02:16 We will keep shooting and stop only for your doubles to take your place for the realism scenes, okay?
02:23 Okay.
02:25 Ready. Light.
02:28 Camera.
02:30 Action!
02:32 Police chief to Catman. Ding Dong, the creature from outer space, has escaped.
02:38 We need your help.
02:41 Let's go, Reuben. We must save the city.
02:44 Or else.
02:47 Ding Dong is not around here, Reuben.
02:50 Perhaps if we went up higher.
02:52 Cut! Doubles on the set.
02:56 Realism coming up!
03:06 Ow!
03:09 Cut!
03:17 Stars on stage.
03:19 Already? Well, if we must.
03:23 A star's work is never done.
03:27 We must capture Ding Dong to the cat car.
03:33 Cut! Doubles, take your places.
03:37 Oh, man. We need a vacation.
03:40 We certainly do.
03:43 Doubles, into the cat car. Let's go, go, go, go!
03:50 Camera car, follow us.
03:57 That's great, Harvey. Great.
04:01 That's not Harvey, the stuntman.
04:04 For realism, we're carrying a real creature from outer space.
04:08 See you later.
04:11 Keep on rolling.
04:15 We were just great.
04:18 Academy Award, here we come.
04:21 Okay, Stars. Action.
04:24 We'll capture that giant creature for you, officer.
04:28 Cut! Doubles, on the run.
04:32 Oh, no.
04:35 Oh, no.
04:38 Oh, no.
04:41 Cut! Doubles, on the roof.
04:45 You throw the cat rope to the other roof and swing down. Get it?
04:51 Cut! Ready for Stars' close-up.
05:06 Oh, dear. Another tough scene.
05:11 I'll save you, Ruben, old chap.
05:15 Cut! Thanks, fellas.
05:18 Move that camera in for a close-up.
05:22 Okay, airplanes, start your dive.
05:30 (roaring)
05:34 (roaring)
05:50 (laughing)
05:59 Look at me.
06:02 Great. That's sensational.
06:05 Keep those cameras on that plane.
06:09 You two were great. What a picture.
06:22 Action. Realism.
06:25 Oh, I know.
06:29 Your fans will love you in those action scenes.
06:33 Hey, watch it!
06:39 Hey, watch with those stand-ins.
06:48 We quit. Signed, Tom and Jerry.
06:54 Oh, I say. They can't do that to us. Can they?
06:58 The picture's not finished.
07:00 Good heavens. You mean we'll have to do our own stunts?
07:05 (laughing)
07:09 (upbeat music)