Mean Girls Bloopers
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00:00 All right, everybody take some rubbers.
00:03 Come on.
00:05 They're not going to put themselves on.
00:07 Let's go.
00:10 No one wants large?
00:11 Cut.
00:12 [music playing]
00:13 Just do it, please.
00:15 OK, fine.
00:17 Do you guys have anything pink?
00:18 Or do you have anything pink?
00:20 Let me do that again.
00:22 Just do it, please.
00:24 [music playing]
00:26 I'm so sorry.
00:28 Don't worry.
00:29 I'll never tell Regina what you said.
00:31 It'll just be our little secret.
00:34 [laughing]
00:36 I'm laughing.
00:37 Sorry.
00:38 [laughing]
00:42 Amanda's like--
00:43 [music playing]
00:45 Janice?
00:46 [music playing]
00:48 [laughing]
00:50 [music playing]
00:55 Lizzie!
00:56 Suck on that!
00:58 [laughing]
01:02 Well, there's this guy in my calculus class, Aaron Simmons.
01:06 Oh.
01:07 Oh, wait.
01:08 You already told us.
01:09 Oh, come on.
01:10 She's never going to find out.
01:11 It's just going to be like our little secret.
01:13 [music playing]
01:16 [laughing]
01:18 [mimicking car engine]
01:19 [laughing]
01:20 [music playing]
01:21 (SINGING) Take the heat, but I'll
01:22 lick the blood right off your street.
01:24 Yeah, yeah, I'm cherry cola.
01:29 All right, Annie.
01:30 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah, I'm candy--
01:34 I'm sorry.
01:35 [laughing]
01:36 I'm so sorry.
01:39 Oh, gosh!
01:40 No!
01:42 When we were 13, she made people sign this petition
01:44 saying that Janice was--
01:45 Jan, I'm fat.
01:46 Look, we're not going to let her do this again, OK?
01:49 [laughing]
01:52 [bleep]
01:55 Oh, my god, you look fantastic!
01:58 Doesn't she look great, honey?
01:59 Smile, Regina.
02:01 Put your hands like this.
02:02 Show me your tail.
02:04 [laughing]
02:07 Over here, honey.
02:08 Take your-- put your finger in your mouth like this.
02:10 (SINGING) Everything will be all right.
02:13 Isn't she fantastic?
02:14 You're a little bunny.
02:16 Do you like it, daddy?
02:18 Do you?
02:19 [inaudible]
02:29 She's cheating on you!
02:30 [laughing]
02:39 If you even knew how mean she really is.
02:42 Ah, sorry.
02:43 Hold on, I'm sorry.
02:44 Can we start over?
02:46 No, can you cut?
02:47 I'm sorry.
02:48 [bleep]
02:49 You know that I'm not allowed to wear gold.
02:52 [growling]
02:53 OK, hold on.
02:55 Two years ago, she tells me that hoop earrings are her thing,
02:58 and that I'm not as lovely with--
02:59 [laughing]
03:03 Shut up.
03:06 Oh!
03:07 [laughing]
03:11 I'm a tool!
03:13 Yeah!
03:14 But I'm awesome!
03:16 Cut.
03:17 Perfect.
03:18 [bleep]
03:21 Do you guys need anything?
03:23 Some snacks?
03:24 A condom?
03:25 No?
03:26 OK, well, let me know.
03:27 Oh, look at you, god love you.
03:32 What the fuck?
03:33 [laughing]
03:36 [music playing]
03:40 In!
03:41 [laughing]
03:47 I'm sorry.
03:48 She's a vented actress.
03:51 That's my agent.
03:53 Bravo, Mark.
03:54 First, I want to give a big shout out to the West Side.
03:56 Thank you very much for taking my car.
03:59 [music playing]
04:05 At your age, you're going to have a lot of verges.
04:08 You're going to want to take off your clothes
04:11 and touch each other.
04:12 [music playing]
04:32 Why is everybody stressing over this?
04:34 I mean, it's just plastic.
04:36 You can really just--
04:38 [music playing]
04:43 Poke my eye out.
04:44 [bleep]
04:45 [bleep]
04:46 [glass shattering]
04:47 [music playing]
04:50 Jason, I have to talk to you.
04:53 [music playing]
04:59 I love you.
05:00 I know.
05:01 OK.
05:02 I love you.
05:03 [laughing]
05:04 You all right?
05:05 [laughing]
05:06 You all right?
05:07 Good part.
05:08 [music playing]
05:16 Good news, didn't get run over.
05:17 Bad news, it's still flat.
05:19 [laughing]
05:23 Cut.
05:24 [music playing]
05:25 Fantastic.
05:26 [bleep]
05:27 [bleep]
05:28 Close the cut.
05:30 I loved working on "Mean Girls."
05:32 It was fun.
05:33 Cut.
05:34 [laughing]
05:36 That's a wrap.
05:37 That's a wrap!
05:37 [LAUGHTER]