I Heart You, Pare!: Full Episode 77 (Stream Together)
The secret is finally out, revealing Tonette’s (Iza Calzado) identity.
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00:00 This guy is in love with you, pare.
00:03 This guy is in love with you, pare.
00:07 Badita, badita yo.
00:09 I know you're going to make Tonya fall for you.
00:11 Chonk!
00:13 [music]
00:42 [music]
00:45 Women, men, gay, straight, we're all in love.
00:49 We're all in love.
00:51 Don't let society tell you what to do and what not to do
00:56 because in the long run,
00:58 what's important is what's in your heart.
01:01 Darling Kenneth, all you have to do is listen.
01:06 Just listen to your heart.
01:09 Please.
01:11 I don't care what you are.
01:13 I don't care what I am.
01:16 All I know is that when I wake up in the morning,
01:20 I will miss you.
01:21 I love you, Tony.
01:23 [music]
01:29 Did I hear that right?
01:31 Wait a minute, because I can't hear anything.
01:34 It's like you said that...
01:36 Yes, you heard it right.
01:40 I said I love you.
01:42 You said it again.
01:43 I love you.
01:44 Okay?
01:46 Tonette Star, I love you.
01:49 Wait a minute.
01:51 Give me time.
01:53 Time for what?
01:54 Wait a minute.
01:55 Tonette, you're wrong.
01:56 You said you love me.
01:58 I love you.
01:59 Then...
02:00 You know what?
02:01 Tonette, I have something to tell you.
02:04 What is it?
02:05 I heart you, man.
02:09 If you heart me, I heart you too.
02:12 It doesn't mean that we're together.
02:15 You know what?
02:17 You're not leaving?
02:20 You're not leaving?
02:23 We're together.
02:24 We're together.
02:25 Promise?
02:26 You!
02:28 I love you.
02:30 [screams]
02:35 Ami, Susie, and Tessie, Romeo, Juancho, and...
02:40 You will not believe what I just saw with my own two eyes!
02:44 What?
02:45 Sir Kenneth and Tonette are together!
02:48 And this time, it's for real!
02:51 I don't know what to say to you.
02:57 Is that true?
02:58 Sir Kenneth and Tonette are together?
03:00 Yes!
03:01 Tonette, you know that they have a kissing scene?
03:05 Sir Kenneth is right.
03:08 I believe him.
03:09 Tonette, he's right.
03:11 So it's true.
03:12 If I only knew, I would have professed my love and devotion.
03:20 I don't want it!
03:22 I don't want it!
03:23 I don't want it!
03:24 [screams]
03:25 Hey, get out of the way.
03:28 [screams]
03:29 I don't want to die!
03:31 I don't want to die!
03:33 Let me go!
03:34 Let me go!
03:35 Let me go!
03:36 [screams]
03:37 First of all, I'm not holding you.
03:41 Second, you're not going to die there, Dad.
03:44 Boss, I've already put all the parlors in their hands.
03:49 Hey, Galoy.
03:52 Is it that hard to find a woman and three gays?
03:58 And who said that there are only gays in the parlors?
04:00 I know there are many gays in Kenneth's work.
04:04 I can help you.
04:05 Hey, Mandy.
04:06 I told you to join the conversation.
04:09 You're just talking nonsense.
04:11 You're just talking about Kenneth.
04:13 Hey, Galoy.
04:15 Look for her.
04:17 Don't come back until you see Tonya.
04:19 Yes, Boss.
04:21 Yes, Boss.
04:22 Kenneth.
04:31 Little Birdie told me about you and Tonette.
04:35 Little Birdie, huh?
04:38 You know, you're right, Auntie.
04:42 These things should be analyzed.
04:46 If you want to say something, say it.
04:50 If other people think about it, let them think about it.
04:54 What's important is that you're happy.
04:57 You're not being attacked.
04:58 I'm happy.
05:00 I'm a gay.
05:02 Kenneth, darling.
05:06 I'm so happy for you.
05:10 Finally.
05:12 Enjoy.
05:18 By the way, what about the wedding?
05:21 It's true.
05:26 Happy marriage.
05:32 Of course.
05:33 How can we leave this club?
05:37 Weird.
05:38 Because, come to think of it,
05:41 they don't know that Sunny Boy is in this club, right?
05:45 So, we're safe here.
05:47 Mama Rita said that we can stay here until we're completely gone.
05:52 That's great.
05:53 Right? Happiness.
05:55 Back to the oldness.
05:57 What if we can perform again?
06:01 What I want.
06:02 It suits you.
06:05 Maybe, just a little bit of back.
06:07 Yes, it's a little loose here.
06:09 It really suits you.
06:11 I should have worn this.
06:14 Thank you.
06:15 Wait, where's the groom?
06:18 I've been trying to contact him but I can't reach him.
06:22 He doesn't know that the final fitting is scheduled today, right?
06:25 He knows, Dad. I reminded him yesterday.
06:28 Yes, but where is he?
06:30 I'm sure he's on his way.
06:32 Just wait.
06:33 Oh, he's here.
06:35 See?
06:37 Hi, Kenneth. How are you?
06:39 Why are you late?
06:42 Are you okay?
06:44 Can you get the suit for Kenneth so he can try it on?
06:47 Okay, I'll get it.
06:48 Wait, don't.
06:49 Wait.
06:50 I'm sorry I can't marry you.
06:55 What?
06:56 What?
06:57 It's my dream to marry you.
07:06 I really thought that I like you.
07:10 But after we got separated, a lot happened.
07:14 A lot happened to me, to you, to us.
07:17 It's just not the same anymore.
07:20 Kenneth, you're just getting stressed.
07:24 I'm sure we can make this work.
07:26 We can go back to--
07:27 No, no, no. I'm serious.
07:29 I'm really sorry.
07:31 Sorry.
07:36 And then, he said he loves me.
07:40 He said, "I love you, Donetz."
07:43 Oh, my God. That's so cheesy.
07:45 That's what I'm saying.
07:48 That day, I really felt that Sir Kenneth really likes you.
07:53 Whoever you are.
07:55 Oh, Auntie, that's what's so guilty about it.
07:59 Because I know that even though it's hard for him,
08:03 he accepted whatever I am now.
08:07 That I'm like this.
08:08 Why are you feeling guilty?
08:10 It's not your fault that he loves you, even though you're a bading.
08:13 Auntie Pepsi, that's the problem.
08:17 I'm not a bading.
08:19 Oh, that's right.
08:21 I'm sorry.
08:22 Wait a minute.
08:24 Why? Why? Why?
08:25 Pepsi is right.
08:27 You shouldn't feel guilty because, first of all,
08:30 you didn't ask to be a great pretender to fool him.
08:34 And secondly, you didn't intend to fool him
08:39 so that he would fall in love with you.
08:42 Understand?
08:44 Aren't you going to admit to him the truth?
08:47 Well, eventually, someday,
08:50 when the moon is bright and the time is right.
08:54 But in the meantime, pumpkin,
08:57 my advice to you is to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
09:04 That's right!
09:05 Viva!
09:06 I'm sorry, compadre.
09:11 I don't know what happened to Kenneth.
09:16 I didn't know he could do this.
09:19 But I will find him so that he can come back here.
09:26 So that the wedding can continue.
09:28 But Kenneth doesn't like me anymore.
09:30 Don't say that.
09:33 You know, Kenneth is just confused now.
09:36 But when he thinks about it, he will come back.
09:41 Nikki, don't cry.
09:43 Your Uncle Henry will make sure that everything will be fine.
09:47 Don't worry, Nikki.
09:50 The wedding will continue.
09:52 I don't know why that gay is so lucky.
09:56 But not for long.
09:58 He was born unlucky.
10:00 He will also lose his luck.
10:02 What could we do?
10:06 You know, Caloy,
10:08 you're always stupid.
10:10 How can we find those three guys?
10:12 Bring Tony's picture.
10:14 I'm sorry, I was wrong.
10:17 How can we find those guys?
10:19 Hey, gays, let's go.
10:23 Gays?
10:24 Excuse me, can I ask you something?
10:32 Well, if you ask me, "If I love you",
10:36 the answer is yes, I do.
10:38 Why so fast?
10:39 You're the one who's asking me.
10:41 How can we give him the information if he's asking for it?
10:45 Relax.
10:46 Thank you.
10:52 We're looking for three guys.
10:55 One of them is short,
10:59 tall,
11:01 and he's exactly the same height as the other one.
11:04 You're in front of the club,
11:07 but there are so many gays here.
11:09 We're just two, one, two.
11:11 Unless he's gay.
11:13 No, because we're looking for someone with a girl.
11:16 Here, you might recognize him.
11:18 There's no girl here, only gays.
11:21 What do you think of us?
11:23 Information center, hide and seek, lost and found.
11:26 You can go to the precinct,
11:29 drop this at the Tambiolo,
11:31 and look for the missing person.
11:34 Excuse me, can I ask you something?
11:37 What?
11:38 What's your Facebook?
11:40 I'm the one who--
11:41 Go, go, go.
11:42 Thank you.
11:43 Okay, you're welcome.
11:45 Easy, relax.
11:50 They look like terrorists.
11:52 They're so agonizing.
11:53 Hanging up, right?
11:55 Oh my God!
11:59 So, this is the guy.
12:09 Kenneth!
12:14 Again?
12:16 What's that?
12:19 What?
12:20 That!
12:21 This?
12:22 You're so loud.
12:23 Laptop, no, I'm just typing for my office.
12:26 Are you sure? Why are you hiding it?
12:29 I just don't want to work while you're here.
12:33 It's embarrassing.
12:35 I'm just typing, doing research.
12:37 Okay.
12:38 Do you want coffee or water?
12:40 Anything?
12:41 Coffee.
12:42 Coffee, yes, I know.
12:45 It's like the same old stuff.
12:48 What's that?
12:49 Sex?
12:50 Sex change?
12:52 Do you want sex change?
12:54 Okay, I get it.
13:05 Me.
13:06 Wait, wait, wait.
13:09 Wait, wait, wait.
13:10 I don't mean that.
13:12 I mean, there are people who want to have sex change.
13:18 Men who are becoming real women.
13:21 There are people like that.
13:23 Do you want to have sex change?
13:26 Kenneth, I can't have sex change.
13:31 You know, if money is a problem, don't have a problem.
13:34 I have savings.
13:35 It's okay with me.
13:36 I'll give you anything.
13:38 Kenneth, money is not the problem.
13:41 You know, for me to become a real woman, money is not the problem.
13:48 Because honestly...
13:49 Okay, okay, I get it.
13:51 Sorry, sorry.
13:52 I won't force you to have sex.
13:54 Okay?
13:55 You don't have to care if I'm a man or not.
14:00 I'll just accept who you are.
14:03 Okay?
14:04 Nikki, you can't just stay in bed forever.
14:09 Why not?
14:11 After what Kenneth did to me,
14:15 I don't have anyone to face.
14:18 So it's better if I stay here.
14:22 Nikki, that is like admitting defeat.
14:26 Dad, don't you see?
14:29 Whether I admit defeat or not,
14:32 the point is, Kenneth didn't marry me.
14:35 So I lost.
14:37 I'm a loser.
14:39 Dad, Mom, I'm nothing but a loser.
14:43 My child, you shouldn't have that attitude.
14:50 You should prove to them that you're strong.
14:52 You should show them that nobody can put you down.
14:56 Because life goes on.
14:58 My life can't go on without Kenneth.
15:02 Nikki, stop this nonsense.
15:06 We are going out to dinner, whether you like it or not.
15:10 Wait a minute.
15:22 Where's Tonette?
15:24 She's with Sir Kenneth.
15:26 They're going out.
15:28 That crazy gay.
15:30 She's always not attending rehearsals.
15:33 She's always like that when she's with JMPMA.
15:37 What's JK?
15:41 JMPMA.
15:43 The manager's girlfriend who's the niece of the owner.
15:46 5, 6, 7, 8.
15:50 Is that it?
15:59 Is that all?
16:01 Is that the highest level?
16:03 These old people are so thick-skinned.
16:08 Do you think you're better than us?
16:11 You're making us look stupid.
16:15 Well, girls, let's show them how it's done.
16:21 [♪♪♪]
16:25 [♪♪♪]
16:28 [♪♪♪]
16:57 Fabulous!
17:00 Absolutely fabulous!
17:03 My soft drinks beauties!
17:06 You're already here at the club.
17:12 Why don't you come back and perform?
17:16 It would be interesting.
17:18 It would be fabulous!
17:20 Tita Marita.
17:21 Yes, darling?
17:23 You know, we're already like the Thundercats.
17:28 But we're still a bit sour.
17:30 Did you forget that I'm the owner of the club?
17:34 So, we're accepting your offer.
17:38 Fabulous!
17:40 Oh, my God!
17:42 [cheering]
17:44 Kenneth.
17:51 People are already looking at us.
17:55 I'm just jealous of you.
17:59 You're beautiful.
18:01 You know, you don't have to fool me.
18:04 I answered you, right?
18:07 What? Really?
18:09 They just don't know.
18:12 Behind your big and high-quality wig,
18:17 your makeup, and your clothes,
18:22 there's a kind, caring person.
18:28 And she's a good lover.
18:31 I'm serious.
18:34 I'm lucky that you chose me.
18:38 I will never be shy of you.
18:41 You're so ugly.
18:45 I'm not ugly, Kenneth.
18:48 Yes, darling.
19:14 Is there a problem?
19:16 No.
19:17 Are you okay, Kenneth?
19:21 I'm okay.
19:23 It's just that...
19:26 I'm okay.
19:31 Are you sure?
19:33 You don't have to do this, Kenneth.
19:35 I know that you love me.
19:37 It's okay. I love you.
19:42 Are you sure?
19:44 Yes.
19:45 Babe.
19:56 Kenneth, like I said earlier,
19:58 you don't have to do this.
20:00 You're so ugly.
20:04 I know that your fiancé left you,
20:07 but you have to let the whole world know.
20:09 Good evening, ma'am.
20:11 Table for two?
20:12 Yes, please.
20:13 Please wait for a while.
20:14 Thank you.
20:15 [music playing]
20:18 [music playing]
20:20 Clear.
20:47 I know it's clear.
20:49 I can see no one.
20:51 What are we doing here?
20:57 Ever since Tonet came here,
21:00 he's been doing all the work.
21:02 And now, even the elders are on my throne.
21:06 I know, right?
21:08 And of course, now that Tonet and Sir Kenneth
21:12 are here, he'll defend himself against everything he does.
21:17 And to top it all,
21:19 he'll bring along the old soft drink beauties.
21:24 Ew.
21:26 Duh.
21:28 What are we going to do here?
21:30 That's why we're here.
21:34 Because now,
21:36 we'll find a way to destroy the relationship
21:39 between Sir Kenneth and Tonet.
21:41 Wonderful.
21:42 Love it.
21:44 What now?
21:45 I don't know.
21:46 You guys just keep looking.
21:47 You can destroy it.
21:48 You can't be wrong.
21:50 I don't know.
21:51 I'm just looking.
21:52 Just find something.
21:53 [music playing]
22:09 [speaking Filipino]
22:11 [laughs]
22:12 Girls look.
22:14 Tonet, without makeup,
22:16 he looks like a girl.
22:18 Really.
22:19 But really nerdy, like geeky, like, ew.
22:22 God.
22:23 [laughs]
22:24 [speaking Filipino]
22:28 Oh, really?
22:29 [gasps]
22:30 [speaking Filipino]
22:33 [speaking Filipino]
22:35 Oh, my God.
22:36 [speaking Filipino]
22:38 Wait a minute.
22:39 This girl looks family.
22:41 Really?
22:42 [speaking Filipino]
22:44 [speaking Filipino]
22:57 [speaking Filipino]
23:01 [speaking Filipino]
23:03 So, are you or are you not?
23:17 Of course I am.
23:18 Hello.
23:26 Hello.
23:27 Hello.
23:28 [speaking Filipino]
23:35 [speaking Filipino]
23:38 [speaking Filipino]
23:40 [speaking Filipino]
23:42 [speaking Filipino]
23:44 [speaking Filipino]
23:45 [speaking Filipino]
23:46 [speaking Filipino]
23:47 [speaking Filipino]
23:48 [speaking Filipino]
23:49 [speaking Filipino]
23:50 [speaking Filipino]
23:51 [speaking Filipino]
23:52 [speaking Filipino]
23:53 Tonet.
23:57 [birds chirping]
23:58 [speaking Filipino]
24:00 Kenneth,
24:24 I have something to tell you.
24:26 You're being serious.
24:28 We can't just eat after this.
24:32 Let's have breakfast first.
24:33 This is really important.
24:35 You're going to replace me with him.
24:38 Vicky.
24:42 Vicky, look.
24:46 I'm sorry for what happened to us.
24:49 I didn't expect this to happen.
24:53 Don't be.
24:54 You just have to understand.
24:56 What can I do if someone else is breaking my heart?
25:01 I know it's hard to understand
25:04 why I fell for a gay.
25:08 But even I can't explain it.
25:12 I just love Tonet.
25:14 Okay?
25:15 You love him?
25:17 Kenneth, he wasn't real to you at first.
25:22 What do you mean?
25:23 Why don't you ask him who he really is?
25:27 Huh?
25:29 Huh?
25:31 Who's the liar and the fraud
25:33 that you love, Kenneth?
25:35 Wait a minute, Vicky.
25:40 What are you saying?
25:41 What are you saying?
25:42 Okay.
25:44 Let me make myself clear.
25:46 Your girlfriend, Tonet,
25:48 is none other than
25:51 Tonya Estrella.
25:53 How many times do I have to tell you?
26:07 Just because?
26:08 Just because.
26:09 I'm scared.
26:10 You're scared because
26:11 you're going to continue to fool me?
26:13 Because you let my heart fall for you?
26:16 Whatever lies he did,
26:18 whatever he said,
26:20 I know that
26:21 he truly loves you.
26:23 What are you going to do about it?
26:25 Is it obvious?
26:26 I'm leaving the club.
26:27 Stop your car!
26:29 What's going on here?
26:30 We think Vodka's missing.
26:32 Tonet, this is a trap!
26:34 So you mean
26:35 something bad happened to him?
26:37 Oh my God!
26:38 What are you planning to do to him?
26:41 He took Li's life,
26:43 so he'll take his life instead.
26:44 Auntie, Ethon and Vodka are together.
26:47 They're in the middle of something.
26:48 Let's go back.
26:49 Let's go back.
26:50 Let's go back.
26:51 Let's go back.
26:52 Let's go back.
26:53 What?
26:54 You're not going to join us.
26:55 Hey, cutie.
26:56 You're just cute because you're wearing a bow tie.
26:58 Oh, I see.
26:59 Come here.
27:00 Come out.
27:01 Come here.
27:02 Come here.
27:03 [screaming]
27:05 [music]