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00:00 Thomas!
00:01 Lovely being out here in the countryside, so close to nature for a change.
00:29 Only I likes me nature not so close.
00:32 [music]
00:59 Be careful, there's a moose on fire in the manor.
01:02 Very good, sir.
01:03 This place is more laughs than a weekend in Blackpool.
01:13 I found myself a crawling down Deerold Drury Lane.
01:25 I thought I'd meet the muffin man but he'd gone south to Spain.
01:29 So I took me to the pie man who lives in Grimsby Road.
01:32 He asked me how I like my pie.
01:33 Said I, sir, a la mode!
01:35 Oh, apple cart, raspberry tart, sweets are on their way.
01:38 Over the lip and past the gum, into the middle of me time-time-pum.
01:41 Must confess, eating a mess played me for a fool.
01:44 Apple cart, raspberry tart, desserts will make you drool.
01:47 Cock-a-doodle-doo!
01:52 Bracky!
01:53 Bracky!
01:54 Oh, mate, I'm staying here forever, I am.
01:57 You were warned, Thomas.
02:01 You've been an utter failure, so it's off to the stables.
02:05 Loves me an English breakfast.
02:23 (Sizzling)
02:24 Well, that's a fine ad you do.
02:37 Out on our bums without so much as a bayou leave.
02:40 My compliments, Thomas, on a job well done.
02:43 (Snoring)
02:47 (Snoring)
02:50 (Snoring)
02:53 (Sniffles)
02:54 (upbeat music)
02:56 (upbeat music)

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