Aired (November 4, 2023): Papasang magkapatid ang bagong empleyado sa PM Mineral na si Raymond sa driver ni Pepito na si Robert, pero ang dalawa ay wit daw nakikita ang kanilang pagkakapareho. Magkamukha nga kaya ang kanilang datingan?
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00:00 (electronic music)
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00:07 (laughing)
00:10 - Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
00:34 the new musical theater diva, Roxie.
00:37 (speaking in foreign language)
01:02 - Warla the Musical.
01:04 (speaking in foreign language)
01:09 - It's an electro glam pop musical
01:11 set in a post-apocalyptic dystopian radioactive Manila
01:14 whose untreaten tie in a very evil
01:16 extraterrestrial humanoid.
01:18 (growling)
01:20 (laughing)
01:23 (speaking in foreign language)
01:26 - Warla the Musical.
01:45 (speaking in foreign language)
01:52 (speaking in foreign language)
01:56 (laughing)
01:58 (speaking in foreign language)
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02:38 - 200,000.
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03:03, excuse me guys.
03:05 Attention.
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03:10 (speaking in foreign language)
03:14 Excuse me guys, attention.
03:33 (clapping)
03:34 (speaking in foreign language)
03:39 - Say hi.
03:40 - Welcome to Pay a Mineral Water.
03:43 - Hi, hello, hello.
03:44 (speaking in foreign language)
04:07 (laughing)
04:09 (speaking in foreign language)
04:13 (speaking in foreign language)
04:28 (speaking in foreign language)
04:32 - All's fair in love and war and money.
04:52 (laughing)
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05:00 - Okay, I will help Mimi.
05:05 (speaking in foreign language)
05:09 (speaking in foreign language)
05:13 Okay.
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05:19 (speaking in foreign language)
05:23 - Excuse me.
05:37 (speaking in foreign language)
05:40 - Hello. - Hi.
05:43 (speaking in foreign language)
05:46 - You two is spokening that all together.
05:49 - I was just wondering if Chito's here.
05:54 - Sorry, (speaking in foreign language)
05:56 he went to the office.
05:58 - Could you just give this to him?
06:00 Just say it's from Amber, thank you.
06:03 (speaking in foreign language)
06:11 - She's lost?
06:15 (speaking in foreign language)
06:16 - What I mean is Amber is courting Chito.
06:21 It's like this, oh Chito, please like me, like that.
06:26 (laughing)
06:29 (speaking in foreign language)
06:44 - Amber.
06:45 (laughing)
06:47 (speaking in foreign language)
06:51 - It's-- - Hi, sir.
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08:07 (phone ringing)
08:20 - Hello, Mr. Martinez.
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08:27 (doorbell ringing)
08:30 (door opening)
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08:42 (door opening)
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09:52 (speaking in foreign language)
10:05 - Excuse me.
10:06 (speaking in foreign language)
10:10 - Musical theater.
10:12 (speaking in foreign language)
10:15 - I create art.
10:26 Therefore, I am an artist.
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10:32 (speaking in foreign language)
10:36, okay?
10:37 Thank you.
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10:50 (speaking in foreign language)
11:11 (speaking in foreign language)
11:15 - Hi, are you ready to read the script with me?
11:22 - Of course.
11:24 I'm so excited.
11:24 (speaking in foreign language)
11:27 (speaking in foreign language)
11:31 - Are you gonna read with us?
11:36 (speaking in foreign language)
11:40 (speaking in foreign language)
11:44 - No, not anymore.
11:50 (speaking in foreign language)
11:54 - Don't mention it.
11:56 I was just thinking about you.
11:57 I mean, I just thought about you when I saw it.
12:02 Are you going to watch the play?
12:03 - Oh, I will watching, watching.
12:10 Actually, he has extra tickets,
12:13 but he doesn't have anyone to go with yet.
12:16 - Oh.
12:18 (speaking in foreign language)
12:25 - You wanna, you gonna, what I mean is,
12:39 you wanna watching, watching?
12:40 - With you?
12:43 - Yes.
12:44 - Of course.
12:45 (speaking in foreign language)
12:51 - Alkaline water.
12:53 (speaking in foreign language)
12:57 (speaking in foreign language)
13:05 - No, no, no, no.
13:20 That's exactly what we wanted to show you.
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13:32 - Benefits.
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13:42 (audience laughing)
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13:49 - Yes.
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14:07 - Okay?
14:17 (speaking in foreign language)
14:20 - Okay.
14:21 (speaking in foreign language)
14:24 Because it detoxifies.
14:26 It detoxifies (speaking in foreign language)
14:32 It'll make you look younger.
14:34 (speaking in foreign language)
14:39 - She's my very good friend.
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15:05 - I wanna be a beauty queen like her.
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15:11 (audience laughing)
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15:57 (gentle music)
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16:19 (gentle music)
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16:37 (audience laughing)
16:45 (speaking in foreign language)
16:46 - Thanks.
16:47 (speaking in foreign language)
16:48 I got something for you.
16:50 (speaking in foreign language)
16:53 Just something I saw and then I thought of you.
16:56 - Oh, is that so?
16:58 (speaking in foreign language)
16:59 - No, it's nothing really.
17:01 By the way, I'm planning to watch Roxie's play.
17:04 How about you?
17:05 - No, I'm fine, thank you.
17:07 - Huh?
17:08 (audience laughing)
17:08 (speaking in foreign language)
17:11 - Great, let's watch together.
17:13 Do you have a ticket?
17:14 I'll buy from you.
17:15 - Buy?
17:16 No, no, no.
17:17 - Why not?
17:18 - Because I gave it to you.
17:20 - Aw, you're such a gentleman.
17:22 You know, if we weren't in the office,
17:23 I'd give you a thank you kiss.
17:25 (audience laughing)
17:28 (speaking in foreign language)
17:29 - My friend, how was your day?
17:30 (speaking in foreign language)
17:34 - I'm here to make your day better.
17:38 - Wow.
17:39 (speaking in foreign language)
17:39 - Yes, of course.
17:41 (speaking in foreign language)
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18:00 - We will install it for you for free.
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18:44 - Of course, of course, of course we understand,
18:46 Pita, my friend.
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19:13 - Of course.
19:14 (speaking in foreign language)
19:18 - You're the best, Pita, my friend.
19:41 - Thank you, thank you.
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19:51 (audience laughing)
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21:14 - Hi, Elsa.
21:40 - Hi, Elsa.
21:40 (speaking in foreign language)
21:44 - And because it's you,
21:55 Sonia agreed that (speaking in foreign language)
22:06 (speaking in foreign language)
22:10 - I'm sorry, the subscriber cannot be reached.
22:24 Please try again later.
22:26 (speaking in foreign language)
22:27 - Baby, Barbie.
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22:34 (speaking in foreign language)
22:39 - Number 27 Opal Street.
22:44 (speaking in foreign language)
22:47 (speaking in foreign language)
22:51 - Don't look at me.
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23:39 - Confirm.
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24:45 (upbeat music)
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25:20 (speaking in foreign language)
25:24 - Is Roxy?
25:43 (speaking in foreign language)
25:47 (speaking in foreign language)
25:51 - In theater, we say break a leg.
25:55 - Okay.
25:56 - Break a leg.
25:57 (speaking in foreign language)
26:16 - Break a leg.
26:17 (audience laughing)
26:20 - Hey, Ani-Ani.
26:22 - Hello.
26:23 - Hello.
26:23 - Hello, Ani-Ani.
26:25 (speaking in foreign language)
26:29 - I know, right?
26:34 (audience laughing)
26:36 Hey, you're wearing the gift I gave you.
26:38 Nice.
26:39 You got him the same thing?
26:43 Me too.
26:46 When I first saw it, I thought, it's so Cheeto, right?
26:49 - Oh my God, I got the same thing too.
26:51 - Yeah.
26:52 - You know, we could be twins.
26:53 - I know, right?
26:54 But Cheeto, why didn't you tell me
26:57 that Cara was also invited?
27:00 - Yeah, it's a good thing she texted me.
27:02 Why didn't you tell me?
27:04 - Huh?
27:05 - I said, why didn't you tell me?
27:07 - Ah, (speaking in foreign language)
27:10 It's a surprise.
27:12 - Oh.
27:13 (audience laughing)
27:15 - Yes.
27:15 (singing in foreign language)
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28:04 (upbeat music)
28:06 (speaking in foreign language)
28:18 (laughing)
28:24 (laughing)
28:27 (coughing)
28:39 (upbeat music)
28:47, (clapping)
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28:55 (snaps)
29:00 (snaps)
29:05 (whistling)
29:09 (speaking in foreign language)
29:13 (audience laughing)
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29:21 (audience laughing)
29:24 (speaking in foreign language)
29:50 (speaking in foreign language)
29:54 - Let's check out Onyx Street.
30:02 Walk on line number 27.
30:04 (speaking in foreign language)
30:08 (screaming)
30:12 - I'm so proud of you, Haley.
30:16 It's so good.
30:17 - It was so good.
30:19 (screaming)
30:21 (speaking in foreign language)
30:25 (audience laughing)
30:33 (speaking in foreign language)
30:36 - Ms. Roxy, congrats.
30:46 Standing ovation on court and court.
30:47 (speaking in foreign language)
30:51 - Thank you, bye.
30:54 Thank you.
30:55 (speaking in foreign language)
30:59 - You have such an amazing mind.
31:00 I can't believe you thought of all of that.
31:02 I wish you had a creative mind like yours.
31:04 - I know, right?
31:06 And grab it.
31:06 (speaking in foreign language)
31:07 It's so different from the music
31:09 and the lights and the costume.
31:11 (speaking in foreign language)
31:13 - Thank you so much.
31:14 But I know, right?
31:14 It's like, (speaking in foreign language)
31:16 (laughing)
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31:27 (audience laughing)
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31:35 (gentle music)
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31:48 (speaking in foreign language)
31:52 - Hey, that's good news, Elsa, my friend.
32:08 (speaking in foreign language)
32:15 - Number 27 Opal Street.
32:17 (speaking in foreign language)
32:21 (speaking in foreign language)
32:24 - But there's no Aling Sonia and number 27.
32:27 (speaking in foreign language)
32:31 - 21 Opal Street.
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32:53 - Pizza!
33:00 (audience cheering)
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33:09 (audience laughing)
33:22 - Excuse me.
33:26 (speaking in foreign language)
33:31 (speaking in foreign language)
33:35 - Hello, hello.
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36:47 [WHOOSH]