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00:00 Keep your distance from the people of Agha Majid.

00:01 If you want to increase the status,

00:02 then watch our old shows.

00:04 Ladies and gentlemen, in this segment,

00:05 we have a lady with us

00:07 who claims to be the neighbour of Agha Majid

00:11 and Agha Majid loves her.

00:13 - Oh! - Let's hear her out.

00:15 - Oh my God! - Oh!

00:17 She looks like Salim Al-Baila's sister.

00:19 - Greetings. - Greetings.

00:22 - What is your name, sir? - My name is Nasreen.

00:25 What do you want to say? Say what is in your heart.

00:28 - Agha Majid loves me. - Okay.

00:31 But he doesn't express it.

00:32 Well, Agha sir, if you love someone,

00:35 then there should be no harm in expressing it.

00:38 I love her to the last extent.

00:41 - Yes. - Yes.

00:42 But when she says that she loves me

00:44 and wants to give me the last solution,

00:47 I change my mind.

00:49 Agha sir, express it.

00:52 You keep repeating the same mistake.

00:54 - Mr. Dharun, I have a request. She is my neighbour. - Okay.

00:58 No, say it properly. You are not singing a Ghazal.

01:00 - She is my neighbour. - Okay.

01:03 - All the women in my neighbourhood.. - Yes.

01:06 I respect them a lot.

01:09 - But you don't express your love. - I like this attitude.

01:12 - Okay. - But I never thought of doing this for them.

01:15 What did they say to you?

01:17 - I was going to my brother's motorcycle. - Okay.

01:19 He said, "Take off your dupatta, you will be at peace."

01:21 I asked him what he meant.

01:23 But these are basic etiquettes.

01:26 If someone's dupatta gets stuck..

01:28 These are basic etiquettes for you.

01:29 Ask me.

01:31 - Mr. Arun, I was walking one day. - Okay.

01:33 - I saw a man in a car. - Okay.

01:35 - He didn't even look at me. - Okay.

01:38 You tell me, what did he mean?

01:39 He came to do the reiki.

01:41 According to him, love is when I

01:45 hug him and leave.

01:47 - He comes to the vegetable shop. - Yes.

01:50 I told him, "Give me two kilos of bitter gourd."

01:51 He said, "Give me three kilos."

01:53 This is not love.

01:56 Please forgive me.

01:57 Next time, you will take two kilos. I will take one and a half.

02:00 But there is one more thing.

02:02 Wherever she goes, why is he following her?

02:05 - Yes, that's right. - They live in the same locality.

02:08 - It's a coincidence. - I have never met my neighbour.

02:11 You will be here all day.

02:13 When you leave, half of your neighbours will be in trouble.

02:16 Mr. Agha, listen to me.

02:21 If you love someone, why are you scared?

02:22 Why are you scared?

02:23 I don't love anyone. Who says I love someone?

02:25 Your 'no' is in this 'yes'.

02:28 If this is the case, then where is this 'yes'?

02:33 - When you climb the terrace. - Yes.

02:36 It takes him two days.

02:37 When you climb the terrace, you see a little bit of the lander.

02:42 It's so much fun.

02:43 Mr. Nasrin, what do you do?

02:47 You keep staring at him all day.

02:49 Loving is not a crime.

02:50 - The universe is made for this. - Absolutely.

02:52 I told my mother, "Send me a message."

02:53 She said, "He is not here." I said, "You come."

02:56 Mr. Agha, the thing is, the part of your life

02:59 and the lines you are getting drawn,

03:01 I think you should say yes.

03:03 No, I am not drawing lines.

03:04 He is drawing lines.

03:05 How?

03:06 - One day, I was standing at the door. - Okay.

03:08 - He came. - Yes.

03:09 He opened the door and went inside.

03:12 What does that mean? Isn't it love?

03:14 I guessed that the lady

03:18 would guess my hatred from here

03:21 that I always carry her in my lap.

03:23 (LAUGHTER)

03:25 (APPLAUSE)

03:27 - One day, he brought fruits. - Okay.

03:29 - Both the shoppers were at home. - Okay.

03:31 - What else is love? - Yes.

03:33 He is stealing both the fruits and the look.

03:35 (LAUGHTER)

03:36 You hate that I leave both the fruits inside you.

03:40 (LAUGHTER)

03:41 I rang the bell and asked my father-in-law

03:43 how many people have gone out.

03:44 (LAUGHTER)

03:45 - Yes, this is love. - What happened?

03:48 - The light went off. - Yes.

03:50 The light was coming from his house. I knocked on his door.

03:52 I asked him how many people have gone out.

03:54 What did you say?

03:55 - I said, my heart is broken. - Oh, my!

03:57 You have hit such a bouncer, Mr. Intikhab.

04:00 (LAUGHTER)

04:01 - The first thing is that she doesn't know. - Yes.

04:04 - Neither does a spinner bounce. - Yes.

04:06 Nor does a bouncer hit a wicket.

04:08 If she is bouncing again and again,

04:10 cover your drive.

04:12 I don't understand how to tell you

04:15 that I don't love you at all.

04:17 Ma'am, he doesn't love you.

04:20 You are respectable. You can go.

04:22 He comes to the terrace on a pretext.

04:24 - How? - Yesterday, he washed the towel.

04:26 - Yes. - You came and dried it.

04:28 - Yes. - Didn't you see it on me?

04:30 What is this love?

04:31 (LAUGHTER)

04:32 What kind of towel is on the terrace? Is it my bath?

04:35 (LAUGHTER)

04:36 Is it a newspaper?

04:38 (LAUGHTER)

04:40 Arun, it's not like that. Believe me.

04:42 I don't love her at all.

04:44 The way to convince him is to write a letter to her.

04:49 I have written a letter. I have written it so clearly.

04:51 Look, how much blood will flow.

04:52 (LAUGHTER)

04:53 - I went to buy groceries. - Okay.

04:55 - The Yagya was already open. - Okay.

04:57 I didn't love her. I was just telling her.

04:59 I don't care about the groceries.

05:01 I can't go to buy groceries.

05:03 - You can. - What is love in this?

05:05 If it wasn't love, I would have gone to another store.

05:07 (LAUGHTER)

05:09 - One day, my cousin came from Gujarat. - Okay.

05:11 I didn't have to buy groceries.

05:13 I just told him to get me juice.

05:15 I told the servant,

05:17 "Isn't this the nature of a husband?"

05:19 (LAUGHTER)

05:20 - Look, listen to me. - Leave his hand.

05:23 - Get lost. - You tore my hand.

05:26 Is this how much you hate me?

05:27 (LAUGHTER)

05:31 - When you express love.. - That's the problem.

05:34 - This is a crack. - Yes.

05:36 No, I should have asked. I didn't refuse.

05:39 (LAUGHTER)

05:41 - Listen to me. - Oh.

05:43 You tore my hair.

05:45 Does this mean you are marrying someone else?

05:47 (LAUGHTER)

05:49 I have a special connection with you.

05:52 (LAUGHTER)

05:53 Agha, believe it or not, she is a gem of your area.

05:56 (LAUGHTER)

05:58 - I think Mr. Arun should marry her. - Why?

06:01 Because of her love.

06:02 (LAUGHTER)

06:03 - Mr. Nasreen. - I don't talk to men.

06:06 (LAUGHTER)

06:08 - Your brother-in-law is sitting here. - Yes.

06:10 Why should I be his brother-in-law?

06:12 We don't have any connection.

06:14 Why do you think the one who is angry with you

06:19 or doesn't look at you, loves you

06:22 and the one who expresses love, hates you?

06:24 - I have seen Ali Jazdi's film. - Which one?

06:27 Will you love me?

06:29 (LAUGHTER)

06:30 Will your father love you?

06:32 (LAUGHTER)

06:33 What love?

06:35 (LAUGHTER)

06:37 Mr. Agha, you are also going out. Marry her.

06:39 For God's sake, why should I go out?

06:42 I have a wedding and kids.

06:44 - Have you married? - Yes.

06:46 No problem.

06:47 I will tolerate it.

06:49 You are her husband.

06:51 I don't want to have four kids.

06:53 (LAUGHTER)

06:55 I don't want to live with you.

06:57 (LAUGHTER)

06:58 I don't want to have kids.

07:00 (LAUGHTER)

07:02 I am a boneless father.

07:03 (LAUGHTER)

07:07 - I have understood. - What?

07:09 - This woman's theory is wrong. - What?

07:10 - When she was born, her father sent her to her mother. - Yes.

07:14 This much hatred?

07:15 (LAUGHTER)

07:17 For God's sake, send her away.

07:19 Who sends away the one you love?

07:21 (LAUGHTER)

07:22 He is asking you to leave.

07:26 I have already left.

07:27 (LAUGHTER)

07:29 I will marry her.

07:31 He has already agreed.

07:33 (LAUGHTER)

07:35 She sang a few songs on the terrace. I got scared.

07:38 - Why? - I thought it was Mr. Khan.

07:40 He is really Mr. Khan.

07:42 I am telling the truth.

07:43 I have never hidden anything from anyone.

07:45 I will not spare you. I love music.

07:48 (LAUGHTER)

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