Jason Lee, engages in an authentic and compelling story with Stevie Wonder on the Jason Lee show
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00:00 I was at dinner at Mr. Chow and I was sitting at the table.
00:02 I told my friend this in private,
00:04 but I'm going to say this.
00:05 I've never said this publicly.
00:06 No, this is not bad.
00:08 It's just a question.
00:09 I have a question.
00:10 - Y'all set me up.
00:12 - No, look, I'm sitting at Mr. Chow.
00:15 Are y'all listening to me?
00:16 - Yeah. - I'm listening.
00:17 - Okay.
00:18 Why do you look like you're bracing for impact?
00:21 - No, because I'm waiting for the weather.
00:23 - Okay, okay, okay.
00:23 - I'm waiting for the (beep) to leave this in.
00:24 - No, no, listen.
00:25 I'm sitting at dinner with my friends at Mr. Chow.
00:26 We're sitting outside on the patio near the curb.
00:30 The woman walks up to me and she says,
00:33 can you all please move tables?
00:34 Stevie Wonder would like to sit here.
00:36 He wants to sit by the street.
00:38 - I gotta go.
00:39 I already know where this is going.
00:40 - No, no.
00:41 No, I just said.
00:44 - One of my friends is asleep with him.
00:48 - What?
00:49 Wait, before we, okay.
00:50 Wait, but I was saying before--
00:52 - He took his glasses off while they were doing it.
00:54 (bell dinging)
00:57 - Get out of here.
00:59 - Really?
01:00 - I gotta go.
01:04 - Wait, wait, but here's my question.
01:06 Why would they move me from the side of the street
01:09 because Stevie Wonder wants to sit near their street?
01:11 - They didn't want to lie to him.
01:12 They could have just lied to him
01:17 and told him that he had the best seat in the house.
01:19 I gotta go.
01:23 Can I go now?
01:24 - Your friend Stevie Wonder?
01:26 And he took his glasses off.
01:27 - No, I have, listen.
01:30 The opinions are stated on this show
01:32 and not those of me.
01:33 - I have to go.
01:34 - I have nothing to do with nothing.
01:36 I love Stevie Wonder.
01:38 - I love him too.
01:39 - He's an icon.
01:39 - Excuse me, Stevie Wonder, wait.
01:42 - I've been on here trying to be authentic
01:44 and I get in the (beep)
01:46 and I've been pulled into the (beep)
01:47 for this (beep) year.
01:49 You don't (beep) with Stevie Wonder.
01:50 God bless you.
01:51 I wish you all the best in both of y'all career
01:53 'cause y'all (beep) with Stevie Wonder.
01:55 - We didn't (beep) with him, my friend did.
01:57 - Okay, well.
01:58 - I see where this is going.
01:59 - I got nothing to do with none of this.
02:01 KJLH is my mother (beep) radio station.
02:04 - She said he was good.
02:07 - He pumped her out?
02:11 - His sense is like he's very sensual.
02:13 - Please cut me out of this part right here.
02:14 Cut, edit right here.
02:16 - But we're not saying anything negative about him.
02:18 - You don't talk about Stevie.
02:20 - He's a gentleman and scholar.
02:22 - Wait, I have a question.
02:23 - Nope.
02:24 - Hello, I have a--
02:25 (bell dings)
02:25 - Hey, chef. - Artelia, come here.
02:26 - 'Cause I'm getting ready to go.
02:28 I'm gonna take mine to go, okay?
02:30 (laughing)
02:32 - Artelia! - Somebody call the elevator.
02:33 Somebody call the elevator.
02:35 - Come get these eyes together, they're crying.
02:37 Wait, okay, wait, let me ask a question.
02:38 - Thanks for my handcuffs, though.
02:40 - Wait, wait, wait, come on, come on.
02:41 Let me ask a question while we get this together.
02:44 It's hot, but that way we can,
02:45 do you have something to dry it out?
02:46 - I gotta pee again.
02:47 - Wait, before you pee.
02:49 - A little tiny bladder.
02:50 - Wait, wait, wait. - It's very,
02:50 I got a bladder like a camel.
02:51 - Look, 'cause women sit up and have conversations
02:54 about sex, 'cause me and my friends do.
02:55 - Not with men, not with men. - Me and my friends do.
02:57 'Cause I remember one time,
02:58 I slept with my friend's boyfriend, right?
03:00 - What?
03:01 - I'm out.
03:03 That's out.
03:05 - Now, I have a question.
03:06 Does Stevie have a big--
03:07 - I don't know, I didn't ask her all that.
03:09 - Okay, so anyway, guys, hey, chef.
03:12 - She's--
03:13 - Go eat up my plate, okay?
03:15 And put it in the go thing.
03:17 - She didn't see it?
03:18 - Yeah, I will not.
03:19 I will not.
03:21 (laughing)
03:23 - Hey, chef, come on.
03:26 - I get canceled every two months.
03:27 I've had a good run.
03:28 - I'm not trying to be canceled.
03:30 - I get canceled every two months.
03:32 Someone's mad at me for some (beep)
03:34 - You know what's so crazy?
03:35 Nah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:38 They can talk about my (beep) online.
03:40 Wait, wait, wait.
03:41 This is the question I have.
03:42 Why we put respect on certain (beep)
03:46 then not on other (beep)?
03:47 They talk about mine online.
03:48 Why can't we talk about Stevie Wonder's (beep)
03:49 'cause he can't see?
03:50 - No, no, no.
03:51 - No, 'cause he's an icon.
03:52 - No.
03:53 - 'Cause he has iconic (beep)
03:54 we can't talk about it.
03:55 - Yeah.
03:56 - His wife didn't say that when he had the baby
03:59 by the way.
04:00 - Ah, ah!
04:00 - Okay.
04:01 - No.
04:02 - Just give me the Ziploc bag.
04:03 (laughing)
04:04 - My Uber's here.
04:06 - Whatever the (beep) it is.
04:06 - Okay, fine, we'll move on, we'll move on.
04:08 - I got a cameo request.
04:09 I gotta go do my request.
04:10 - Okay, so let me ask this.
04:12 Last question.
04:13 - I gotta do my cameo request.
04:14 Can I do it?
04:15 Can I do it right now?
04:17 Somebody need the birthday shot.
04:18 (beep)
04:20 - I'm gonna do it.
04:21 - Last question, last question.
04:21 Last question about Stevie.
04:22 - Y'all gonna get me (beep) up.
04:24 I live in South Central.
04:27 That's my radio station.
04:30 - For the record, I have been approached
04:32 about working at the station.
04:33 I have nothing but good, he's like,
04:34 I heard he's a bomb and it's before he was married.
04:36 He was single.
04:37 - You heard what was wrong?