Learn Guitar with David Brent | show | 2013 | Official Clip
David Brent kicks off his new series of guitar tutorials. | dHNfREtfOXdUVkFBQVU
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00:00 [Music]
00:24 Hi. Welcome to Learn Guitar with David Brent.
00:29 [Music]
00:40 Before we start this lesson, I've got a little surprise for you.
00:45 Just to spice things up, literally.
00:48 Remember this guy, Dom, from Equality Street?
00:51 That's going down a storm still.
00:53 I like the rap in that.
00:54 Yeah, I like the tunes as well. I've got another tune for us to do together.
00:59 This one is a little bit reggae, a little bit calypso, hence the, you know.
01:06 Have you got a rap for it?
01:07 Yeah, I wrote a rap. It fits, I think.
01:10 It's got, there's like a little sing-songy bit as well.
01:13 I was going to get this girl, Tanisha, to sing it, but then she got busy with prison and that.
01:18 So if you can, it's just like four lines.
01:20 Not a problem. Not a problem. Not a problem.
01:23 The rap hasn't got anything about dwarves and wheelchairs in it.
01:26 It's a different concept.
01:27 Good, because I love dwarves and people in wheelchairs.
01:30 In fact, I would love a dwarf in a wheelchair as a mate. I've said that before.
01:35 You never said that.
01:36 I do, yeah. But in song form, it's a downer. Keep that sort of thing to documentary.
01:42 Right, let's...
01:43 Yeah, as I say, it's world music.
01:46 It would be good to get the band around it.
01:49 So, you know, a little clip. So steel drums, all that.
01:53 Maybe some real African vibes from stuff like Paul Simon.
01:57 And, yeah.
02:00 Let's do it. It's called Ain't No Trouble.
02:03 [Sighs]
02:04 [Music]
02:14 I can work all day just to earn a dollar.
02:18 I can break my bone. You never hear me holler.
02:23 I can lose my home. I'm kick out in the street.
02:27 If my baby's by my side, then life is sweet.
02:32 'Cause ain't no trouble like trouble.
02:35 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like trouble.
02:39 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
02:44 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
02:49 If you lose the one you love, you can take my eyes, Lord.
02:54 Leave me blind, you can make me lame, Lord.
02:59 I'm sitting on my behind, and I still won't beg, Lord.
03:04 And I'm no hero if my baby's by my side, Lord.
03:08 You take on zero, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
03:13 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
03:18 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
03:23 If you lose the one you love, ain't no trouble like the trouble.
03:27 If you lose the one you love, I can lose my job.
03:32 But it'll be fine, 'cause I can still find the odd snob to rob.
03:35 I could get chucked out of my mum's house, but it could be fun sleeping rough when the sun's out.
03:40 I could lose my voice, but I've managed to still do some sick rhyme damage with sign language.
03:45 I take what's mine, almost anything.
03:47 Xbox, wedding ring, fish tank, terrapin, poke me in the eyeball, pull out a gun.
03:52 Say something spiteful about my mum, tease my dog so he doesn't even know it by going to throw a bone.
03:58 But just pretending to throw it make death threats, yeah.
04:01 And I have to guess where, then when I get there, pull out my chest hairs.
04:05 Headbutt me in the nuts if you want, 'cause ain't no trouble like losing the one you love.
04:09 Ain't no trouble like trouble when you lose the one you love.
04:13 Ain't no trouble like the trouble if you lose the one you love.
04:18 Ain't no trouble like the trouble if you lose the one you love.
04:23 Ain't no trouble like the trouble if you lose the one you love.
04:28 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh.
04:30 Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh.
04:35 Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh.
04:40 Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh.
04:45 Yeah, what?
04:49 Why'd you...
04:51 What?
04:52 No, just the D thing.
04:54 What do you mean?
04:56 When you lose D1, the one, D1.
04:58 Ain't no trouble like the trouble.
05:00 No, no, the lyric goes.
05:01 When you lose the one you love.
05:03 Love.
05:04 Where you...
05:05 Where you got love from?
05:08 Oh, you don't know.
05:12 Right, um, this song is about my favourite place in the world, Slough.
05:24 Just great memories, great memories.
05:26 More convenient than a Tesco Express.
05:30 Close to Windsor but the property's less.
05:33 It keeps the businesses of Britain great.
05:36 It's got Europe's biggest trading estate.
05:40 you