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00:00 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. The bugler blows, I can't get 'em up at quarter after seven. But if you're tired, stay right there and sleep until eleven. Buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:24 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. You used to walk a mile for beans, but now they bring 'em to ya. And all the generals say hello as though they really knew ya.
00:41 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore. They've got a lot of hostesses, the gals are really cuties. And entertaining these co-eds is part of your regular duties. Buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum-ba-da-dum, buh-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
01:09 [music]
01:27 Hi, General. I want to read a flyer. You know, one of those guys had just a... [tongue-tied]
01:39 I can't tell if that one has any letters. But for the moment, I'm going to test him with some...
01:44 Sign here, sign here.
01:54 Fly? Well, first you better pass your physical examination.
02:02 Everybody, through that door.
02:22 Donald, take his pulse.
02:35 Hmm, nothing here.
02:39 Open your mouth.
02:44 Now say, "Ahh."
02:55 Flappy.
02:56 What color is this red car?
02:58 A-E-D. Red.
03:04 And this green one?
03:06 A-T-R-E. Blue.
03:10 Blue? That's close enough. Can you hear this?
03:28 Hat size?
03:29 Nine three quarters.
03:33 Chest? Fourteen and a half.
03:37 Sleeve length?
03:38 Nine three quarters.
04:02 Okay, soldier.
04:10 Once around the field, all day long, I started to march, march, march, march, march.
04:17 I want to fly.
04:19 Hey, you! Get in step.
04:23 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:27 Company, halt. One, two.
04:30 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:33 Left, left.
04:36 Halt.
04:41 Yes, Sergeant. About face.
05:02 Company, dismiss.
05:04 Hmm. I'm going to give you a special training.
05:11 I wish it.
05:13 Left shoulder, halt.
05:17 Present arms.
05:33 Forward, march.
05:41 You're hopeless.
05:46 You ain't no soldier.
05:59 Throw away all that stuff. I can't.
06:04 What was that?
06:06 I didn't say nothing.
06:10 You've got to learn discipline. See?
06:15 Attach it.
06:19 And don't move a muscle. See?
06:23 Yes, sir.
06:29 Attention!
06:40 I said don't move!
06:45 (snoring)
07:07 (snoring)
07:28 (snoring)
07:55 The Army's not the Army anymore.
07:59 It's better than it's ever been before.
08:03 The Sergeant isn't tough anymore. He's careful not to bore you.
08:07 Just tell him when you're feeling spuds and he will feel 'em for you.
08:14 For the Army's not the Army anymore. No, the Army's not the Army anymore.