Donald duck in the army Old Cartoons
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00:00 [music]
00:03 The Army's not the Army anymore.
00:06 It's better than it's ever been before.
00:10 The bugler blows, I can't get enough, at quarter after seven.
00:13 But if you're tired, stay right there and sleep until eleven.
00:17 [scatting]
00:20 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:24 [music]
00:27 The Army's not the Army anymore.
00:31 It's better than it's ever been before.
00:34 You used to walk a mile for beans, but now they bring 'em to ya.
00:38 And all the generals say hello as though they really knew ya.
00:42 [whistling]
00:45 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:49 [music]
00:56 They've got a lot of hostesses that gather really cuties.
00:59 And entertaining these coets is part of your regular duties.
01:02 [scatting]
01:06 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
01:09 [music]
01:27 [scatting]
01:44 Why don't you sign here, sign here.
01:46 [scatting]
01:53 Why?
01:55 Well, first you better pass your physical examination.
01:59 Oh, sure. That's a sledge.
02:02 Okay, buddy, through that door.
02:04 [music]
02:10 Left, left, left, right, left, left.
02:14 Company, halt!
02:16 [music]
02:19 Anybody home?
02:21 What's his name?
02:22 Donald Duck, make his pulse.
02:24 [music]
02:35 Hmm, nothing here.
02:39 Open your mouth.
02:44 Now say, "Ahh."
02:46 [sputtering]
02:51 What kind of a bird?
02:54 Glad to be.
02:56 What color is this red card?
02:58 A, B, D, red.
03:03 And this green one?
03:05 A, C, D, blue.
03:10 Blue? That's close enough.
03:12 Can you hear this?
03:14 [music]
03:29 Hat size?
03:30 Nine three quarters.
03:33 Chest?
03:34 Fourteen and a half.
03:37 Sleeve length?
03:38 Seventeen three quarters.
03:41 [music]
04:02 Okay, soldier.
04:04 [music]
04:10 Once around the field, all day long, that's all you do.
04:14 March, march, march, march, march.
04:17 I want to fly.
04:19 Hey, you! Get in step!
04:23 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:27 Company, halt! One, two.
04:30 Left, left, left, right, left, left, left.
04:36 Halt!
04:41 [laughing]
04:42 Yes, Sergeant.
04:43 About face!
04:45 [music]
04:54 Hmm.
05:02 Company, dismiss.
05:05 Hmm.
05:07 I'm going to give you a special training.
05:12 Why, what's that?
05:14 Left shoulder, halt!
05:18 Present arms!
05:22 Halt!
05:28 [whimpering]
05:33 Forward, arms!
05:38 Halt!
05:41 You're hopeless.
05:46 You ain't no soldier.
05:59 Throw away all that stuff. I can't.
06:04 What was that?
06:06 I didn't say nothing.
06:10 You've got to learn discipline. See?
06:15 Attention!
06:18 And don't move a muscle. See?
06:22 Muscle.
06:28 Attention!
06:34 [music]
06:40 I said don't move!
06:44 Halt!
06:52 [whimpering]
07:04 [whirring]
07:06 [music]
07:28 [meowing]
07:30 [music]
07:55 [singing]
08:22 [meowing]
08:25 [music]
08:33 Five riles! One, two, three, four, five!
08:37 [music]
08:39 [punching]
08:44 [music]
08:49 [meowing]
08:52 [music]
08:55 Left, left, left, right, left!
08:59 Left, left, left, right, left!
09:03 [music]
09:04 [thunder]
09:06 [music]
09:10 [meowing]
09:17 [music]
09:29 [meowing]
09:36 [music]
09:43 [meowing]
09:50 [music]
10:01 [meowing]
10:08 [music]
10:15 [music]
10:28 [music]
10:40 Voila!
10:43 [crash]
10:44 [meowing]
10:46 [music]
10:53 [meowing]
11:00 [music]
11:08 Hey, you!
11:10 What's up?
11:14 It's your turn!
11:15 [music]
11:24 [meowing]
11:29 Right nose!
11:31 [music]
11:33 What's up?
11:34 [music]
11:41 [punching]
11:43 [music]
11:49 [meowing]
12:01 [music]
12:04 [meowing]
12:07 [music]
12:10 [purring]
12:12 [music]
12:19 [purring]
12:23 [music]
12:28 [purring]
12:32 [music]
12:44 [meowing]
12:46 [music]
12:50 [purring]
12:52 [music]
12:59 [purring]
13:02 [music]
13:14 [purring]
13:16 [music]
13:20 [purring]
13:22 [music]
13:26 [purring]
13:28 [music]
13:37 [purring]
13:39 [music]
13:42 [purring]
13:45 [music]
13:47 [punching]
13:48 *Pumbaa mumbles*
13:50 *Loud snoring*
13:54 *Loud snoring in slow motion*
13:56 *Loud snoring*
14:01 *Loud snoring in slow motion*
14:04 *Loud snoring*
14:08 *Chair sound as it flings the weight on the chair*
14:15 *Chair sound as it flings the weight on the chair*
14:17 *Loud snoring*
14:21 *Loud snoring*
14:25 *Loud snoring*
14:27 *Loud snoring*
14:30 *Loud snoring*
14:33 *Loud snoring*
14:36 Pauline!
14:43 Huh?
14:45 *Music*
14:52 Forward!
14:54 *Music*
15:09 *Music*
15:16 The camp sure is peaceful tonight.
15:18 *Music*
15:20 *Loud snoring*
15:22 *Loud snoring*
15:24 *Music*
15:26 *Loud snoring*
15:28 *Music*
15:30 *Loud snoring*
15:32 *Music*
15:34 *Loud snoring*
15:36 *Music*
15:38 *Loud snoring*
15:40 A phonograph!
15:42 *Music*
15:44 *Music*
15:46 Hmm, who's the wise guy?
15:48 *Music*
15:50 *Music*
15:52 A dummy!
15:54 *Music*
15:56 Another one!
15:58 Private Duck, you can't make a dummy out of me!
16:00 Oh, so you're a dummy too!
16:02 A-W-O-L-A!
16:04 *Music*
16:06 Okay, buddy!
16:08 *Music*
16:35 (whimpers)
16:37 (train whistle blows)
16:40 (upbeat music)
16:43 (slurps)
17:02 (gulps)
17:04 (gulps)
17:06 - We sure put it over on the search, didn't we pal?
17:22 (laughs)
17:23 - Yeah, we sure put that over all right.
17:26 (hooves clomping)
17:32 (train whistle blows)
17:33 (squawks)
17:35 - Yeah, it's me.
17:39 Oh, you little shrimp!
17:46 I got you!
18:03 Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.
18:05 Thanks!
18:07 (laughs)
18:10 (train whistle blows)
18:18 (grunts)
18:25 (blows)
18:31 (blows)
18:33 (screams)
18:44 (whimpers)
18:50 (whimpers)
18:53 - All right, Spidey, on your feet.
19:07 Watch your good...
19:08 (screams)
19:13 You're...
19:15 Where is it?
19:19 (suspenseful music)
19:22 It's all my fault!
19:33 (cries)
19:36 - Spider!
19:47 (cries)
19:49 (whimpers)
19:56 - No, no, please!
20:10 Over there, behind the bushes!
20:15 (whimpers)
20:17 Poor little fella!
20:20 He's so sweet!
20:23 (grunts)
20:29 (barks)
20:44 (grumbles)
20:46 (barks)
20:52 - Speed limit, 35 miles.
21:13 - Yeah, 35 miles.
21:14 (upbeat music)
21:19, (upbeat music)
21:24 (upbeat music)
21:26 (whimpers)
21:51 - Commando Duck, here are your orders.
21:54 (whimpers)
21:55 You will parachute at 0600 on position V4.
21:59 You will proceed down the inland river
22:03 indicated on your map.
22:04 Now, you're cautioned to be on the alert
22:06 for snipers and man-eating crocodiles.
22:09 (whimpers)
22:11 A large enemy airfield is known to be located
22:13 in the ravine 800 yards below the falls.
22:16 This point is F8.
22:19 Here, you will contact the enemy.
22:21 You are to surround them and wipe them out.
22:24 (whimpers)
22:27 This mission must be accomplished at all costs.
22:29 That is all.
22:31 Prepare to jump.
22:32 (upbeat music)
22:37 (upbeat music)
22:39 - Huh, nothing to it.
23:00 I'm not going down.
23:02 (upbeat music)
23:05 (upbeat music)
23:08 - Oh, so, according to this boy, beg my pardon,
23:34 I bow my stomach at you, very reverent.
23:36 That's all right.
23:37 Happy cherry blossoms to you, please.
23:39 (speaking gibberish)
23:42 (dramatic music)
23:47 (speaking gibberish)
23:50 - All right, here he coming.
23:52 Time to shooting now, please, I hope.
23:54 No, no, no, wait, please.
23:55 Japanese custom say,
23:57 always shooting a man in the back, please.
23:59 Oh, thank you.
24:01 (upbeat music)
24:04 (speaking gibberish)
24:07 (upbeat music)
24:18 (upbeat music)
24:21 (speaking gibberish)
24:32 (upbeat music)
24:35 (upbeat music)
24:42 (upbeat music)
24:53 (upbeat music)
25:00 (upbeat music)
25:03 - Hello, please.
25:06 Master shooting the rope right in the center of the middle,
25:09 just like the Lone Ranger.
25:11 I do it.
25:13 (upbeat music)
25:15 (upbeat music)
25:21 (upbeat music)
25:28 (upbeat music)
25:30 (upbeat music)
25:36 (upbeat music)
25:43 (upbeat music)
25:52 (upbeat music)
25:55 (upbeat music)
26:07 (upbeat music)
26:20 (upbeat music)
26:22 (upbeat music)
26:35 (upbeat music)
26:45 (upbeat music)
26:48 (upbeat music)
26:59 (upbeat music)
27:12 (upbeat music)
27:15 (upbeat music)
27:31 (upbeat music)
27:34 (upbeat music)
27:47 (speaking gibberish)
27:57 (upbeat music)
28:00 (upbeat music)
28:16 (upbeat music)
28:26 (upbeat music)
28:28 - Hey you, did you see a cap in here?
28:31 - A cap?
28:32 Uh-oh.
28:33 (upbeat music)
28:36 - Crazy about airplanes, eh?
28:45 - Yeah, I wanna fly.
28:46 I wanna fly.
28:48 - All right, fly into these.
28:52 (airplane engine roaring)
28:55 (upbeat music)
28:58 When you're through peeling that pile, you can fly.
29:03 - Oh boy, oh boy.
29:05 (upbeat music)
29:07 (airplane engine roaring)
29:14 - Okay, Private Duck, we'll test your equilibrium.
29:18 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
29:20 - Hold your arms like this,
29:24 shut your eyes, and then touch your fingertips.
29:28 (speaking gibberish)
29:31 (duck quacks)
29:36 (speaking gibberish)
29:49 (duck quacks)
29:50 (laughing)
29:53 - Now, Jughead, let's see you pin this tail
29:58 on that airplane.
29:59 (speaking gibberish)
30:04 (airplane engine roaring)
30:15 (speaking gibberish)
30:20 (upbeat music)
30:22 (glass shattering)
30:31 - Where'd that Jughead go?
30:39 (screaming)
30:49 (speaking gibberish)
30:52 - Yeah, you stuck it.
31:02 (upbeat music)
31:05 Hey, Jughead, you wanna go up?
31:13 (speaking gibberish)
31:17 - Huh, then get aboard that plane.
31:20 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
31:22 Boy, oh boy, I'm ready to go all night
31:27 for this opportunity.
31:29 (laughing)
31:39 (airplane engine roaring)
31:45 - Boy, oh boy.
31:46 (airplane engine roaring)
31:50 - Why you.
31:52 Get back in your seat.
31:57 - Yeah, sure.
32:00 - Okay, boys, all out.
32:03 - Well, well, we must stay on the ground.
32:10 - The little guy, he thinks we're on the ground.
32:14 (upbeat music)
32:16 - Thanks for the ride, Chuck.
32:22 - Uh-oh.
32:25 (screaming)
32:29 - Come on, get out of there.
32:35 - No, no, no, I don't wanna do that.
32:38 No, no, no, get out.
32:39 No, no.
32:40 - You wanted to fly?
32:44 - Gotcha.
32:45 (laughing)
32:45 - Well, fly.
32:46 Let go, you.
32:53 Scram, feed it.
32:56 Get going, hit the silt.
33:01 (growling)
33:08 - You.
33:09 - Ow, stop it, you little half-pint.
33:12 Out.
33:13 (grunting)
33:15 Hey, let go, stop it, cut it out.
33:26 Wait a minute, hold on there.
33:37 (growling)
33:39 - It's all yours.
33:55 - I don't want it.
33:59 (upbeat music)
34:02 - Boy, was that one short surprise.
34:19 - Ah, shut up.
34:20 Run.
34:23 - No, no, don't tell him.
34:25 (singing)
34:27 (growling)
34:30 (singing)
34:32 (singing)
34:34 (singing)
34:36 (singing)
34:38 (singing)
34:40 - What are you doing here?
35:07 - I'm a camouflaged spider.
35:10 - Camouflaged?
35:13 Why, you fool.
35:14 You got to paint it so you can't see it.
35:19 - I didn't know.
35:23 - Get some new paint and make that gun hard to see.
35:27 - Yes, sir.
35:29 Why don't somebody tell me this, thanks.
35:35 - Spiderman will never tell a camouflaged story.
35:38 Get out and get inside and pause and cover it.
35:41 - Hey, what's that?
35:46 Stop that, guys, get out of this house.
35:49 - Have something, Mammy.
35:52 - What?
35:58 My finger.
36:01 (playful music)
36:03 Oh, jaguar.
36:08 (playful music)
36:13 (whistling)
36:20 (playful music)
36:22 (whistling)
36:25 (playful music)
36:27 (imitating a jaguar)
36:44 - A cannon, it's gone.
36:55 - A protagonist, he stole our cannon.
36:58 (cannon clattering)
36:59 - Hey, what's going on?
37:00 - Oh, hello, Sarge.
37:04 - And with who in a second?
37:07 (sighing)
37:14 (dramatic music)
37:17 (dramatic music)
37:20 - Come out of that cannon, you.
37:27 Who are you?
37:30 (dramatic music)
37:46 Come here, you.
37:48 Aha.
38:03 Toysers, that gives me an idea.
38:11 (dramatic music)
38:15 (dramatic music)
38:18 (imitating a mulberry bush)
38:23 - Oh, yeah?
38:25 I can play that, too.
38:28 Here we go round the mulberry bush.
38:32 The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.
38:34 Here we go round the mulberry bush.
38:37 (coughing)
38:39 The mulberry bush.
38:44 - Good morning, General.
38:46 Did you see a little guy that you can't see?
38:50 (dramatic music)
38:53 That's funny, General.
38:56 He's around here somewhere.
38:58 I wonder where he could--
39:02 (screaming)
39:04 - Help, please!
39:06 Help, please!
39:09 (dramatic music)
39:11 (dramatic music)
39:14 - Birds, come fly.
39:18 Fly, fly.
39:23 (dramatic music)
39:27 - What's this?
39:33 (imitating a mulberry bush)
39:37 (dramatic music)
39:39 - Don't throw your part.
39:59 (imitating a mulberry bush)
40:02 (imitating a mulberry bush)
40:06 (dramatic music)
40:09 - Just a minute, man.
40:21 - He can't make a fool out of me.
40:23 - You mean the little man you can't see?
40:26 - Yeah, yeah.
40:27 He's around here skipping rope.
40:29 I'll get him.
40:30 - Stop, wait a minute.
40:31 Stop.
40:32 (thunder rumbling)
40:34 - No, no, man.
40:35 No, no, don't.
40:37 There's no one here.
40:38 - Oh, there he is.
40:39 Steady, boy, steady.
40:40 Take it easy.
40:42 There's nobody there.
40:43 - He's right behind you.
40:44 - No, no, it's only--
40:44 - Let me at him, let me at him.
40:46 - Now, calm yourself.
40:46 - Don't stop me.
40:47 - Please, easy now.
40:48 - Calm, let me at him, let me at--
40:50 (screaming)
40:51 (dramatic music)
40:54 (thunder rumbling)
41:00 - I ain't crazy.
41:01 You know I ain't crazy.
41:04 Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.
41:09 - Do you think I'm crazy?
41:11 (whistling)
41:16 (upbeat music)
41:18 (upbeat music)