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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 (thunder rumbling)
00:09 - Relax, just relax.
00:17 Let your imagination go.
00:21 Now turn out the light.
00:24 Ah, there, that's better.
00:26 My story begins.
00:28 A woman speaks.
00:30 (woman screaming)
00:33 (man laughing)
00:35 - Yeah, yeah, but I'm too old.
00:37 I can't swim.
00:38 I can't swim.
00:39 - Isn't the view lovely from up here, Harold?
00:46 Harold, Harold, you're pushing me!
00:49 (woman screaming)
00:50 - Look, George, the ape, the ape, he's behind you!
00:54 (man grunting)
00:56 (man grunting)
00:59 (thunder rumbling)
01:03 - Are you Mr. D. Duck?
01:09 - Yes, I am.
01:11 - I've been looking for you.
01:15 If I sell just six more subscriptions,
01:22 I'll win a real moxie bicycle with a bell
01:25 and a horn and coaster brakes.
01:28 (tires screeching)
01:31 (man laughing)
01:33 - Whoa, no hands!
01:40 - Aw, shucks.
01:44 See, now you're gonna bent a wheel.
01:52 (man mumbling)
01:55 - What's this?
01:59 (man mumbling)
02:03 - Oh, just one more big job.
02:06 Skip with the dough.
02:09 - Big Louie chuckle.
02:10 - Leave them other guys holding their sack, and then--
02:13 - Big Louie Devon's thoughts were interrupted
02:15 as Dopey Davis nervously entered the room,
02:17 his shifty eyes furtively glancing over his shoulder
02:20 as if in apprehension.
02:21 Big Louie leaped to his feet.
02:23 - Okay.
02:24 - He shouted.
02:24 - Hand over them pearls.
02:26 - I ain't got 'em, Big Louie.
02:27 Honest, I ain't.
02:28 I'm innocent, innocent, I tell you.
02:30 You gotta help me.
02:31 You just gotta, you gotta, Louie.
02:33 You can't let 'em do it.
02:34 (tires screeching)
02:36 They're here.
02:38 They're gonna get us.
02:39 Scram.
02:40 - Not so fast, pretty boy.
02:42 You've got them pearls.
02:44 Give 'em over, rat.
02:46 - I ain't got 'em, copper.
02:47 Honest, I ain't.
02:48 - Well, then who has got 'em?
02:50 Who's got 'em?
02:51 Why, he's got 'em.
02:53 - Aha!
02:55 Just as I thought.
02:57 Aren't you ashamed?
02:59 A big guy like you stealing from this poor little innocent.
03:04 (farting)
03:09 (upbeat music)
03:12 (yawning)
03:20 - Just a little girl who's lost her pearls.
03:22 Oh, dear.
03:24 I don't know where to find them.
03:25 - Come on, rat.
03:30 Give me them pearls.
03:32 - I just know they're around here someplace.
03:34 Oh, bother.
03:41 - Now look, chum.
03:43 We don't want to have to get nasty, do we?
03:48 No?
03:49 So give the nice lady back her.
03:52 - Oh, kidnapped!
03:54 - Kidnapped?
03:55 - Okay, where's the dame?
03:57 - Sure it won't just be giving old Paddy back
04:01 the little woman.
04:02 - Okay, bub.
04:06 You asked for it.
04:07 I ain't got no way to make you talk.
04:10 Clark!
04:11 The hot iron!
04:13 (upbeat music)
04:15 - Hmm, Leslie J. Clark, hot irons.
04:23 (laughing)
04:25 Hot!
04:26 You just ain't kidding, buster.
04:27 No, you're not, no, you're not.
04:28 This little number's just about the hottest,
04:29 hottest job in town.
04:30 Yes, hot, hot, hot, hot.
04:32 Say this is hot, hot.
04:33 Yes, sirree, Bob.
04:34 You're boiling over, boiling over.
04:35 This one's sounding like little hotcakes, little hotcakes.
04:37 Hot, hot, hotcakes.
04:39 Right off the griddle, griddle, griddle.
04:41 Hot, hot, hot.
04:42 You son of, hold these.
04:44 Ouch!
04:45 Hot!
04:45 Hot!
04:46 (grunting)
04:47 (screaming)
04:49 (glass shattering)
04:52 (cheering)
04:56 - Oh, they're putting out my hot iron.
05:03 Let's see now.
05:06 Where was I?
05:07 Oh, yes.
05:08 - Oh, diggity.
05:10 I've just gotta find my pearls.
05:12 Hello, Mabel.
05:18 This is Pauline.
05:20 Have you seen my pearls around there any place?
05:22 Well, you know they're a priceless heirloom
05:24 handed down from my great, great, great, great,
05:26 great, great grandmother or somebody, I think.
05:28 - Hello, hello, hello.
05:32 And now get this.
05:34 First, it's the pearls that's missing.
05:37 - Oh, dear.
05:37 Somebody wants to use the vine.
05:39 Thanks for calling.
05:40 Bye.
05:41 - Now it's the pearls and the whole dame that's missing.
05:46 - What dame?
05:47 - What dame?
05:49 He's asking.
05:49 Why, this dame.
05:52 The dame whose pearls you snatched.
05:55 Now you're gonna cough 'em up
05:57 or am I gonna have to cut 'em out of ya?
05:59 (crying)
06:01 Stop.
06:03 Who's that?
06:04 - G. Harold King, the author.
06:07 - That man's innocent.
06:09 - Okay then, wise guy.
06:11 Who done it?
06:12 Who stole them pearls?
06:15 - Who stole the pearls?
06:16 Why, why, he's a, oh dear me.
06:18 Who is a, oh pardon me.
06:21 Oh yes, the thief is.
06:23 - Yes, yes.
06:24 - Out with it.
06:25 - What?
06:26 - Hennessy.
06:27 - Hennessy?
06:28 - Uh-huh.
06:29 - Not you, Hennessy.
06:32 - Yes, H-U Hennessy.
06:34 - That's me.
06:35 I done it.
06:36 I done it.
06:37 But you'll never take me alive.
06:39 And you, you little rat, you got me into this.
06:42 Take that.
06:43 - Oh, she got me.
06:46 (screaming)
06:49 - Let's get out of here.
06:50 Take a powder, beat it.
06:52 We'll take the rat.
06:53 Get the hot seat.
06:53 Scram.
06:54 - Really nothing there, is there?
07:05 - Well, possibly it was only your imagination.
07:09 - Yeah.
07:09 That's right, that's right.
07:15 (dramatic music)
07:17 ♪ Starting a fight ♪
07:20 - That's right.
07:21 ♪ Who gets stuck ♪
07:22 ♪ With all the bad luck ♪
07:23 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
07:26 - Yeah.
07:27 (upbeat music)
07:29 (water splashing)
07:32 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
07:38 Hot stuff, hot stuff.
07:40 Yep, this looks good enough.
07:43 (dramatic music)
07:49 (upbeat music)
07:51 (speaking gibberish)
08:04 (door slams)
08:06 (speaking gibberish)
08:09 (upbeat music)
08:22 (speaking gibberish)
08:31 (upbeat music)
08:34 (dog barks)
08:57 (dog barks)
08:59 (dog barks)
09:12 (upbeat music)
09:17 (upbeat music)
09:19 (laughing)
09:43 - What's the matter, big boy?
09:46 - Step up.
09:47 (dramatic music)
09:49 (laughing)
09:54 (upbeat music)
10:00 (drill whirring)
10:08 (speaking gibberish)
10:11 (upbeat music)
10:14 (dramatic music)
10:27 (upbeat music)
10:29 (dramatic music)
10:32 (upbeat music)
10:45 (speaking gibberish)
10:53 (dramatic music)
10:58 (upbeat music)
11:01 (upbeat music)
11:10 (upbeat music)
11:26 (upbeat music)
11:29 (speaking gibberish)
11:42 (speaking gibberish)
11:54 (upbeat music)
11:57 (upbeat music)
11:59 (speaking gibberish)
12:09 (upbeat music)
12:14 (speaking gibberish)
12:20 (dog barks)
12:25 (speaking gibberish)
12:28 (upbeat music)
12:33 (speaking gibberish)
12:44 (upbeat music)
12:49 (upbeat music)
12:52 (dog whining)
13:04 (dog barks)
13:07 (upbeat music)
13:10 (upbeat music)
13:16 (upbeat music)
13:18 (snoring)
13:41 (upbeat music)
13:44 (alarm ringing)
13:52 (alarm ringing)
14:03 (snoring)
14:07 (speaking gibberish)
14:09 (snoring)
14:12 (speaking gibberish)
14:15 (snoring)
14:20 (speaking gibberish)
14:24 (dramatic music)
14:31 (speaking gibberish)
14:34 (snoring)
14:38 (speaking gibberish)
14:41 (snoring)
14:45 (speaking gibberish)
14:50 (dog barks)
14:51 (speaking gibberish)
14:54 (dog barks)
14:57 (upbeat music)
15:06 (speaking gibberish)
15:09 (speaking gibberish)
15:14 (speaking gibberish)
15:19 (alarm ringing)
15:34 (laughing)
15:36 (speaking gibberish)
15:40 (speaking gibberish)
15:48 (laughing)
15:57 (speaking gibberish)
16:02 (speaking gibberish)
16:06 (speaking gibberish)
16:12 (speaking gibberish)
16:18 (sniffing)
16:21 (speaking gibberish)
16:24 (sniffing)
16:31 (sniffing)
16:34 (laughing)
16:36 (snoring)
16:43 (speaking gibberish)
16:49 (snoring)
16:53 (snoring)
16:55 (snoring)
16:59 (farting)
17:02 (speaking gibberish)
17:06 (sniffing)
17:10 (whistle blowing)
17:14 (laughing)
17:16 (speaking gibberish)
17:19 (sniffing)
17:28 (speaking gibberish)
17:31 (sniffing)
17:36 (speaking gibberish)
17:39 (groaning)
17:44 (groaning)
17:49 (laughing)
17:57 (groaning)
17:59 (speaking gibberish)
18:06 (groaning)
18:09 (speaking gibberish)
18:20 (laughing)
18:23 (speaking gibberish)
18:26 (laughing)
18:31 (laughing)
18:40 (speaking gibberish)
18:47 (speaking gibberish)
18:53 (speaking gibberish)
18:56 (speaking gibberish)
18:59 (groaning)
19:04 (speaking gibberish)
19:11 (knocking)
19:22 (speaking gibberish)
19:25 (speaking gibberish)
19:34 (sniffing)
19:40 (sniffing)
19:51 (speaking gibberish)
19:54 (farting)
20:13 (upbeat music)
20:15 (thunder)
20:41 - Relax, just relax.
20:44 Let your imagination go.
20:48 Now turn out the light.
20:51 Ah, there, that's better.
20:53 My story begins.
20:55 A woman speaks.
20:57 (screaming)
20:59 (laughing)
21:02 - Yeah, yeah, but I'm too old.
21:04 I can't swim.
21:05 I can't swim.
21:09 - Isn't the view lovely from up here, Harold?
21:13 Harold, Harold, you're pushing me.
21:16 (screaming)
21:17 - Look, George, the ape, the ape, he's behind you.
21:21 (groaning)
21:23 - Big Louie chuckle.
21:33 - Leave them other guys holding their sack, and then.
21:36 - Big Louie Dabney's thoughts were interrupted
21:38 as Dopey Davis nervously entered the room,
21:40 his shifty eyes furtively glancing over his shoulder
21:43 as if in apprehension.
21:44 Big Louie leaped to his feet.
21:46 - Okay.
21:47 - He shouted.
21:47 - Hand over them pearls.
21:49 - I ain't got 'em, Big Louie.
21:50 Honest, I ain't.
21:51 I'm innocent, innocent, I tell you.
21:53 You gotta help me.
21:54 You just gotta, you gotta, Louie.
21:56 You can't let 'em do it.
21:57 They're here.
22:01 They're gonna get us.
22:02 Scram.
22:02 - Are you Mr. D. Duck?
22:09 - Yes, sir.
22:10 - I've been looking for you.
22:14 If I sell just six more subscriptions,
22:21 I'll win a real moxie bicycle with a bell,
22:24 and a horn, and coaster brakes.
22:27 (tires screeching)
22:30 (laughing)
22:37 (screaming)
22:39 - No hands.
22:40 - Aw, shucks.
22:44 See, now you're gonna bent a wheel.
22:48 (speaking gibberish)
22:54 - What's this?
22:58 Big Louie dumbed his thoughts
23:01 while I interrupted and asked him to do the same.
23:03 - Oh, just one more big job.
23:05 Skip on that though.