DONALD DUCK vs COPS (GTA 5 Online Funny Moments & GTA 5 Skits) Donald Duck Cartoons
Transcript
00:00 (crying)
00:02 (choking)
00:09 (screaming)
00:11 You wanna fight in here now?
00:15 Fuck, West, let's see what you can do about it.
00:19 (screaming)
00:23 Oh, you're gonna put me in a lab, huh?
00:29 (screaming)
00:31 (snoring)
00:37 Oh, oh my god!
00:46 (yawning)
00:48 Oh my god, you were so near to sleep!
00:52 What?
00:54 You're kidding me.
00:56 Are you serious?
00:58 (sigh)
01:00 Hey, I'm gonna beat your ass.
01:04 (screaming)
01:06 (panting)
01:09 Oh my god, you were so near to sleep!
01:12 Oh my god.
01:14 Oh, this shit.
01:16 Wow.
01:18 Wow.
01:20 Uh-oh!
01:25 I'm gonna beat your ass.
01:26 Oh my god!
01:28 (screaming)
01:30 (snoring)
01:32 Oh my god, that was a terrible nightmare.
01:46 Oh yeah, I'm gonna take some funny drugs.
01:50 Oh yeah.
01:52 Oh my, my goodness.
01:54 Oh yeah.
01:56 (grunting)
02:00 (screaming)
02:02 That is so funny good.
02:06 Oh my god, I am so high.
02:10 (singing)
02:12 Hey, it's just a pile of lace!
02:20 (screaming)
02:22 No, no!
02:24 Come here you damn feathery bastard, I know you're doing drugs.
02:26 Oh shit, how the fuck do you know that?
02:28 I know you're doing drugs.
02:30 Come here.
02:32 Wait, wait, how the fuck do you know that?
02:34 Because I can tell in your damn eyes, your shit is all blood red.
02:37 What's the evidence?
02:39 What evidence do you have against me?
02:41 This is evidence, bitch!
02:43 (screaming)
02:46 (screaming)
02:48 (music)
03:14 Yo, yo, yo, what's up baby?
03:16 How you girls doing?
03:20 How the fuck you doing, bitch?
03:22 Fuck that shit.
03:24 Oh, oh, brother, funny lights now.
03:26 Welcome.
03:28 Send me some fucking money.
03:30 Oh, what the fuck now?
03:32 Oh, oh, oh, show me your money.
03:36 Fuck you, bitch.
03:38 Yeah.
03:40 Yeah, give me that money, bitch.
03:42 Funny pussy.
03:44 Fuck the police.
03:46 Fuck the police?
03:48 Fuck you, you damn duck.
03:50 Fuck off, bitch.
03:52 You're very good at running away.
03:54 You were very good at shitting in my dick.
03:58 I'm gonna stick my boot up your ass.
04:00 Ew, are you fucking gay?
04:02 Oh, you could be gay in two seconds.
04:04 Come here if I can stick my--
04:06 Fuck off, bitch.
04:08 Oh, now you're gonna be kicking me off my own cop car, come here.
04:10 Yeah, bitch, come on.
04:12 Come on, get up here.
04:14 Get up here.
04:16 You're under arrest. Stop moving.
04:18 Stop moving.
04:20 Oh, fuck.
04:22 Oh, not again, not again.
04:24 Shut your mouth.
04:26 I'm gonna shoot you right in your duck vagina.
04:28 What? I don't have a vagina.
04:30 Yeah, you do, bitch, 'cause you're a pussy.
04:32 What the fuck did you say?
04:34 What the fuck?
04:36 Well, you got some feathers in your ears, bitch.
04:38 Shut up, you fucking bitch.
04:40 Shut up.
04:42 I'm gonna shoot you right in your hole.
04:44 I'm gonna do a roll on your bitch.
04:46 I rolled on your bitch ass.
04:48 You got killed by some fancy-ass moves.
04:50 I can't sit there.
04:52 I can't.
04:54 There we go.
04:56 What the fuck?
04:58 What? Wait. What?
05:00 Who opened the door?
05:02 Who opened that door?
05:04 The door opened?
05:06 Yeah.
05:08 There, it's gone.
05:10 Son of a bitch.
05:12 Those were the cockatoo places, fly.
05:16 Oh, crap.
05:18 Oh, oh, God.
05:20 What's that flashing thing on your fucking car, man?
05:22 Oh, God.
05:24 There's something on your car, fly.
05:26 It's like a fly. There's a fly on your car.
05:28 Duck, we need this car.
05:30 There's a fly on your car, fly.
05:32 Duck, we need this car.
05:34 There's a fly on your car.
05:36 There's a fly. There's a car.
05:38 You're flying.
05:40 Ah.
05:42 No, my fly buddy, no.
05:44 Oh, no.
05:48 Not my officer.
05:50 Not my fly buddy, no.
05:52 Get the fuck over here, bitch.
05:54 Hey, leave me alone.
05:56 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
05:58 You ain't gonna touch me.
06:00 No.
06:02 Ah, ah, ah, ah.
06:04 Ah.
06:06 Ah.
06:08 (singing)
06:10 (singing)
06:12 Ah, ah, ah.
06:14 (laughing)
06:16 Oh, fuck you.
06:18 Yeah, yeah.
06:20 Go higher, fly higher.
06:22 Oh, my God.
06:24 I wanna jump out. I wanna wait for you to land.
06:30 Fuck you, bitch.
06:32 Fuck you, bitch.
06:34 That's right, look at me, James Bond.
06:36 Oh, oh, seven.
06:38 Fuck you.
06:40 (laughing)
06:42 Get on the ground.
06:44 (laughing)
06:46 Fucking kicked two lives down.
06:50 Okay, we are transporting the most wanted criminal
06:52 Los Santos. We need confirmation to land.
06:54 Please, we're taking this dude to prison.
06:56 Roger that, you have permission to land.
06:58 (gunshots)
07:00 What the fuck is this, bitch?
07:02 I don't wanna stay here.
07:04 Oh, shit.
07:06 Oh, shit, don't drop the soap, bitch.
07:08 Ah, ah, ah.
07:10 Fuck you, bitch.
07:12 Oh, God, shit's getting real.
07:14 Leave him, leave him here.
07:16 (laughing)
07:18 (laughing)
07:20 Watch this, don't.
07:22 I don't need to tell you.
07:24 Wow.
07:26 Cut out right there.
07:28 I need to tell you.
07:30 (laughing)
07:32 I'm gonna chop off your flesh.
07:34 I'm gonna kill you if you chop off
07:36 my flesh. Oh, you stupid
07:38 bitch. Fuck you.
07:40 Oh, crap.
07:42 That's not fair, let me get up.
07:44 I'm a police officer. I am from Florida.
07:46 Respect my authority.
07:48 Get the fuck over here.
07:50 Oh, you're fat,
07:52 fat bitch.
07:54 I call the backup helicopter.
07:56 Ow, ow, ow.
07:58 No, not baby jam.
08:00 Not baby jam. You better get out of here.
08:02 Oh, oh.
08:04 Oh.
08:06 I call the backup helicopter.
08:08 Find my balls.
08:10 Who is shooting me?
08:12 I don't have any cops on me.
08:14 Who the fuck is shooting me?
08:16 That's called my family, bitch.
08:18 What the fuck?
08:20 There was no cops.
08:22 Are there hillbillies in that copter?
08:24 America. Dude, this is sick.
08:26 I'm rappelling down.
08:28 Oh, wait.
08:30 I don't have parachute. I know ducks can't
08:32 fly. I can't fly, bitch.
08:34 I'm gonna fuck you up
08:36 right now. Come on, come at me,
08:38 bro. Oh, God.
08:40 (laughing)
08:42 Come at me, bro.
08:44 Come at me, bro.
08:46 Oh, you bitch.
08:48 Oh, get away from me.
08:50 (laughing)
08:52 There goes your body.
08:54 (laughing)
08:56 (laughing)
08:58 Oh, my God.
09:00 (laughing)
09:02 This is it. The Wild West.
09:04 (music)
09:06 (music)
09:08 Donald, it's time
09:10 for us to end this whole situation.
09:12 Oh, yeah?
09:14 How do you wanna do that?
09:16 A band off.
09:18 Let's do it, bitch!
09:21 [Music]
09:42 [Screaming]
09:48 If you guys enjoyed that video, be sure to like the video for Donald vs. Cops Part 4.
09:52 If you guys want to check out Donald vs. Cops Part 1 and Part 2, you guys can check the description below.
09:56 It'll be linked to it.
09:58 To your left, you got two of my previous videos, if you guys want to check them out if you missed them.
10:02 And leave your feedback below on what your favorite part was, what you liked, what you didn't like, and all that good stuff.
10:08 Till next time, I'll see you guys next time.