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00:00 [Music]
00:09 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. The bugler blows, I can't get him up at quarter after seven. But if you're tired, stay right there and sleep until eleven.
00:24 [Music]
00:35 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. You used to walk a mile for beans, but now they bring 'em to ya. And all the generals say hello as though they really knew ya.
00:50 [Music]
00:53 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:57 [Music]
01:04 They've got a lot of hostesses, the gals are really cuties. And entertaining these co-eds is part of your regular duties. A-rum-pa-da-dum, a-rum-pa-da-dum, a-rum-pa-da-dum-pum-pum.
01:15 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
01:19 [Music]
01:38 Come on, General. I wanna hear ya fly. You know, one of those guys that just, uh... [Makes a sound]
01:50 I can't tell the sound when they have any others. My son, you're bored, you might as well just...
01:55 I'm sorry I'm here, sorry I'm here.
01:58 Yes, sir. [Makes a sound]
02:02 [Makes a sound]
02:05 Fly? Well, first you better pass your physical examination.
02:10 Oh, sure. That's a sledge.
02:13 Okay, buddy. Through that door.
02:16 [Music]
02:22 Left, left, left, right, left, left. Come on, now.
02:28 [Music]
02:31 [Makes a sound]
02:34 What's his name? I don't know. Take his pulse.
02:37 [Music]
02:48 Hmm, nothing here.
02:52 Open your mouth.
02:57 Now say, "Ahh."
03:01 [Makes a sound]
03:08 Flappy.
03:10 What color is this red car?
03:12 [Makes a sound]
03:15 Red.
03:18 And this green one?
03:20 [Makes a sound]
03:24 Blue.
03:25 Blue? That's close enough.
03:27 Can you hear this?
03:31 [Makes a sound]
03:34 [Music]
03:44 Hat size? Nine three quarters.
03:48 Chest? Fourteen and a half.
03:53 Height? 17 three quarters.
03:56 [Music]
04:19 Okay, soldier.
04:28 I'm surrounded by a field of cannons.
04:31 I'm starting to march, march, march, march, march.
04:35 I want to fly.
04:37 Hey, you. Get in step.
04:41 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:45 Company, halt. One, two.
04:48 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:51 Left, left.
04:54 Halt.
04:59 [Makes a sound]
05:00 Yes, sergeant.
05:01 About face.
05:03 [Music]
05:21 Company, dismissed.
05:26 I'm going to give you a special training.
05:31 What is it?
05:33 Left shoulder.
05:35 [Music]
05:38 Present arms.
05:40 [Music]
05:54 Forward, arms.
05:56 [Music]
06:02 You're hopeless.
06:07 You ain't no soldier.
06:09 [Music]
06:21 You do all this stuff. I can't.
06:26 What was that?
06:28 I didn't say nothing.
06:32 You've got to learn discipline. See?
06:38 Attach it.
06:41 And don't move a muscle. See?
06:46 Yes, sir.
06:52 Attention.
07:04 I said don't move.
07:08 Halt.
07:16 [Music]
07:28 [Makes a sound]
07:32 [Music]
07:54 [Makes a sound]
08:22 [Music]
08:42 [Music]