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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 - Foul ball! - No, Shabby!
00:16 - Oops! - There it goes!
00:18 Don't let it get away!
00:20 Oh, dear!
00:22 ( music playing )
00:25 We're stuck!
00:35 Hmm, a sneaky little guy, isn't he?
00:38 Are we having a time out?
00:41 Come on, you per-snickety little spear!
00:44 Come to papa!
00:46 Head it off!
00:49 Hey, Mabot, I can't wait around all day.
00:52 I got things to thingy, places to replace, and--
00:56 ( screams )
00:58 - There it goes! Catch it! - Pass it.
01:07 I get the feeling it's time to move.
01:15 Well, there's no use complaining.
01:18 Not that I ever do.
01:20 Oh, dear.
01:22 Feet together, left arm straight, head down.
01:26 Well played, Piglet. A nice shot.
01:31 Was that a goal, Pooh?
01:33 Yeah, Pooh boy. You're the referee.
01:36 You decide all the important stuff.
01:39 Oh, well, I think it was as close to being a goal as it could be
01:44 without being close at all.
01:46 Thank you, Pooh.
01:48 There goes the ball!
01:50 No ball's gonna get a bounce on me.
01:53 Now I gotcha, you ornery little orb.
01:57 Hurry, Tigger, it's getting away.
02:01 Don't worry, Rabbit. I got it on the run.
02:04 - Why, hello, ball. - We got it cornered.
02:09 Oh, my goodness.
02:11 I think it would be safer if you left.
02:16 This certainly seems like a good place for my house.
02:20 But then again, it never hurts to keep looking.
02:25 Why did you do that, Pooh Bear?
02:27 Don't you know what it means to be the referee?
02:30 Of course I do, Rabbit. It means I'm on the ball's side.
02:35 I'm glad you're on its side, Pooh.
02:37 No, no, no, no. The ball doesn't have Pooh on its side.
02:42 How do you know, Bunny Boy? They look pretty friendly to me.
02:45 I know because I wrote the rules.
02:48 Oh, yeah? So what do the rules say, Long Ears?
02:52 Oh, yes, the rules.
02:54 Well, the rules say...
02:56 Well...
02:58 Get that ball!
03:00 Dagnabbit! The trouble with all this fun and game stuff
03:04 is that it takes too long.
03:06 I got things to do.
03:08 Now, where'd I put that blasted first?
03:12 ( screaming )
03:14 One little swipe and the game's over.
03:20 Wait, stop. Don't hit it.
03:23 Where's Gopher?
03:25 The rules say you can't score unless the goalie is here.
03:28 What do we do now, Pooh?
03:30 Perhaps a time out for a small smackerel?
03:35 Exactly, Pooh. A time out.
03:38 But not for smackereling.
03:40 We must have a team meeting.
03:43 But haven't we met each other already?
03:46 Oh, my.
03:48 Order, order.
03:50 I call this team meeting to order.
03:53 There. Now we're all here.
03:56 Where's Gopher? We can't start the meeting without him.
04:03 Jump in, crydaddies.
04:06 How's it going?
04:08 Supposed to get any work done with all this playing going on.
04:11 But, Gopher, we can't play without you.
04:14 I've had enough fun and relaxation.
04:17 I got a whole system of subterranean shortcuts to build.
04:21 But the rules say we can't finish the game without a goalie.
04:25 I have to work, play.
04:27 Work, play. Work!
04:29 Pooh, you're the referee.
04:31 What do you think we should do?
04:33 Yeah, you tell him, buddy bear.
04:35 Yes, Pooh. Should we play or work?
04:39 Mmm... yes.
04:43 Yes?
04:45 By dingy, that makes sense to me.
04:48 Right. We'll do both.
04:50 All right, Gopher, we'll help you work, and I'll help you play.
04:55 My first shortcut wasn't short enough.
05:00 Now I'm going to have to cut another shortcut around it.
05:03 Well, whatever we do, let's do it, so we can get back to the game.
05:07 Going to need some rocks for a retaining wall.
05:11 Safety first, you know.
05:14 Perhaps we could use this, Gopher?
05:16 Nope, nope, not that one, no, sorry.
05:19 That's my pride and joy.
05:22 Best boulder I ever built.
05:24 I'm saving it for something special.
05:27 Well, maybe one of these would do.
05:30 Oh, bother.
05:33 Go for the hill!
05:36 Gangway!
05:38 Retreat!
05:40 I think we lost it.
05:55 I think it found us.
05:57 Follow me!
06:06 Hmm, not bad for an over-thrived marble.
06:16 Now this is what I call a shortcut.
06:19 Then that takes care of the working, and now we can get back to the game.
06:24 All the modern conveniences.
06:27 Impressive, yet tasteful.
06:30 But not too sturdy.
06:39 Heads up, Piglet! I got it, I got it!
06:44 Hey, little Piglet, where's the ball?
06:52 I didn't get it.
06:54 Here we go again.
06:56 Nothing but a waste of time.
06:59 Hey, what's all the ruckus about?
07:03 Hey, watch it, you dead-blasted ball.
07:09 Ball?
07:11 I got the ball.
07:13 All right, you lollygaggers.
07:16 Now you're gonna see some real Gopher-golian.
07:21 (BALL ROLLING)
07:23 Oh, dear, it took the ball.
07:34 (WHISTLING)
07:36 The rules, the rules! It's against the rules!
07:40 If we don't get that ball back, we'll never stop playing.
07:45 And we'll never get back to work.
07:48 And we'll run out of time-outs.
07:50 After that ball!
07:52 What should we do now?
08:10 There's only one thing to do.
08:12 We'll call a team meeting and decide what to do.
08:16 The rules clearly state that the game's not over until the game is finished.
08:22 And we can't finish without a ball.
08:25 Gopher, it's your boulder. You tell us where it took the ball.
08:29 Matter of fact, I can.
08:31 Taking into account velocity, gravity and the hypotenuse of any right triangle,
08:36 I'd calculate it's gonna come to a stop right about there.
08:40 Come in.
08:45 Oh, no! My vegetables!
08:48 (CHUCKLING)
08:50 Of course, after it passes through your garden.
08:54 So when will it get to there?
08:56 Oh, in, uh, 35 seconds.
09:00 Then why don't we make there the goal?
09:05 Nice house in a quiet neighborhood.
09:09 What more could a donkey want?
09:12 Huh?
09:15 Yikes.
09:17 Well, Pooh?
09:22 Why, it's a goal.
09:26 Then according to the rules, the game is over.
09:29 Leave it to old Donkey Boy here to show up in the right place at the right time.
09:34 It's a talent we donkeys don't like to brag about.
09:38 Why, Eeyore, a stick has fallen from your home.
09:44 Oh, bother.
09:46 Oh, dear.
09:49 Eeyore, I'm very sorry.
09:58 Aren't I?
10:00 No need to be, Pooh.
10:02 It's all the house I ever needed.
10:05 Say, Long Ears, what was the score?
10:08 That's a very good question, Tigger.
10:11 What was the score, Pooh?
10:14 Score?
10:15 But a rabbit. Pooh can't count.
10:18 Then according to the rules, we have to play tomorrow to figure out today's score.
10:23 What'll we use for a ball?
10:25 Ah, don't worry. We'll find something.
10:30 Out then.