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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 We're under attack!
00:13 We are?
00:14 Take that, you barnacle!
00:16 Avast there!
00:17 First mate Pooh, take the wheel!
00:20 Oh, it seems to have been taken already.
00:29 All hands on deck!
00:31 Belay the top sail!
00:33 Man the ball works!
00:35 A walnut!
00:37 This reminds me of something,
00:39 although I can't quite remember what it is.
00:43 We shall fight to the last man!
00:46 And the last bear!
00:48 Throw out the anchor, Pooh!
00:51 Oh, bother! Another walnut!
00:57 ( grunting )
00:59 First mate Pooh, we must protect the treasure map.
01:03 ( grunting )
01:05 Piles of gold.
01:07 ( grunting )
01:09 Mountains of silver.
01:11 ( grunting )
01:13 We have to keep it safe at all costs.
01:16 Then perhaps we should get some help?
01:19 Good idea, first mate Pooh.
01:22 Let's put a note in a bottle,
01:24 and whoever finds it will come and save us.
01:28 Write a message on the map.
01:31 What does it say, Pooh Bear?
01:38 I don't know, because...
01:40 ( laughing )
01:41 I can't read.
01:43 ( grunting )
01:51 By using very small bait,
01:53 I can be sure I won't catch too very large a fish.
01:57 Oh, hair!
02:12 ( grunting )
02:16 ( grunting )
02:18 Oh, my, for such a very small bottle,
02:34 you put up a very large struggle.
02:37 Oh, this must be an important message.
02:40 I better ask Pooh what he thinks all this means.
02:45 Oh, d-d-d-d-dear!
02:47 Everybody's somewhere other than here.
03:02 I wonder where that is.
03:04 Hey, a note in a bottle.
03:07 ( grunting )
03:09 Nobody needs one of these
03:11 unless they're macarooned on a deserted isle.
03:14 This must mean I'm lost.
03:16 And I didn't even know I was missing.
03:19 What am I going to do?
03:21 How am I going to find me?
03:23 I can't go on much longer.
03:25 I'm a-gonna... done for.
03:28 ( screaming )
03:30 Water!
03:34 Water!
03:36 Oh, Pooh, I found a bottle, and it had a note in it.
03:42 Why, that's very interesting, Biglet.
03:45 Christopher Robin was just speaking of bottles and messages...
03:51 and such.
03:53 ( gasps )
03:54 Oh, my.
03:55 I'll bet the note's from Christopher Robin.
03:58 He must be in trouble.
04:00 We shall have to get Owl to read it for us.
04:03 But, Pooh, I don't have it anymore.
04:05 Then we'd better hurry.
04:09 Honey boy, I can't go on.
04:12 You gotta tell me. Where am I?
04:14 Why, Tigger, you're right here.
04:17 Well, so I am.
04:19 Guess I won't be needing this.
04:22 What was that?
04:26 Can you read it, Long Ears?
04:30 Why, this is so simple, even Owl could read it.
04:34 Then let's go get Owl.
04:37 ( laughing )
04:39 Why, Pooh Bear, of course I'd be happy to read the note.
04:45 But first, I'd have to see it.
04:48 But it's gone.
04:49 Good thing we got another one.
04:51 Came in a bottle.
04:52 Pooh, that's it. That's the bottle.
04:55 Aha.
05:03 Hey, this reminds me of something.
05:06 But I just remember what.
05:08 Well, what does it say?
05:14 This clearly is written in a forgotten language
05:17 of the ancients, likely thousands of years old.
05:21 Judging by the script,
05:22 something from the lower Lumbar region.
05:25 But, Owl, I think it was sent by Christopher Robin
05:29 because he's in trouble.
05:31 In that case, this is most definitely
05:33 a recipe for coconut cream pie.
05:36 It's a disaster, an apostrophe.
05:38 There's no telling what kind of terrible trouble
05:41 the poor guy's in.
05:42 He could be in the clutches of kid-eating cannibibles.
05:46 There are no cannibibles in the 100-acre wood.
05:49 Then probably it's kid-eating sharks.
05:52 Ah, yeah, tigger sharks, the stripedy kind.
05:58 Wait a second.
05:59 There are no sharks in the 100-acre wood.
06:02 Wrong time of year.
06:04 Then it's definitely...
06:07 Spookable!
06:10 Oh, dear. Poor Christopher Robin.
06:12 What can we do?
06:13 We'll send him a message in a bottle.
06:16 What good is that going to do, Pooh?
06:19 We'll follow the bottle to him.
06:26 Let me launch it for you, buddy bear.
06:28 It's what tiggers do best.
06:30 A walnut.
06:35 A walnut?
06:37 It's the pack rats.
06:39 Of course.
06:40 That's what the walnuts reminded me of.
06:43 Come on, we got to get that bottle back.
06:45 Christopher Robin's depending on us.
06:48 There they are.
06:50 Follow that bottle.
06:53 (SNIFFING)
06:54 There's no escaping now.
07:01 You might as well hand over that bottle.
07:03 Yes, if you please.
07:06 (SNARLING)
07:07 Hey!
07:08 (SNARLING)
07:09 I got it!
07:13 I got it.
07:14 I got it.
07:21 Oh, bother.
07:23 Oh, my!
07:32 It's Buster Froggit.
07:34 Oh, thank you.
07:50 But without a bottle,
07:52 we can never use this to rescue Christopher Robin.
07:56 Oh.
08:02 (MUMBLING)
08:04 Hello!
08:15 Oh, hey, hey!
08:20 Thank you, pack rats.
08:22 Now, if you wouldn't mind, Mr. Bottle,
08:25 we'd like to see Christopher Robin.
08:27 So, could we please get started?
08:30 Can't please hurry?
08:32 Hey, bathtubs are great,
08:34 as long as the water stays on the outside.
08:37 (ALL GASPING)
08:41 (ALL GASPING)
08:42 Oh, dear.
08:47 (WATER SPLASHING)
08:49 I think we've seen the worst.
08:58 You're right, Rabbit.
09:00 It's right up there ahead of us.
09:02 (ALL SCREAMING)
09:07 Now that the bottle has lost us,
09:14 we can never save Christopher Robin.
09:17 Oh, here you all are.
09:19 I've been looking everywhere for you.
09:21 I got your message.
09:23 There you are, Christopher Robin.
09:25 We found you.
09:26 We did it.
09:27 Christopher Robin, we've saved you.
09:31 Saved me, Pooh?
09:33 Oh, yeah, from the cannibibles.
09:35 And the tigger sharks and spookables.
09:38 Sounds pretty exciting.
09:40 Sorry I missed it.
09:41 You mean you weren't in any trouble?
09:44 Oh, bother.
09:46 Oh, but I was in trouble.
09:50 You were?
09:51 Oh, yes.
09:52 You came just in time.
09:54 We did?
09:55 You see, I picked these flowers for my mother,
09:58 and I don't have anything to put them in.
10:01 But this will do perfectly.
10:03 It does look very nice.
10:08 Why, yes, very nice indeed.
10:11 I'm so glad we could help you, Christopher Robin.
10:14 Yeah, saving Christopher Robin is what we do best, you know.
10:18 (GIGGLES)
10:19 Sure, if it hadn't been for you,
10:21 I never would have been able to give Mom these.
10:24 Walnuts?
10:26 Well, Mom likes these, too.
10:29 Hmm.
10:31 Those walnuts remind me of something.