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00:03 Russia has changed a lot since Demir Ferdinand's fall.
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00:13 But Moscow is still a music and dance center.
00:18 Oh, what was that?
00:19 Bolshoi.
00:20 If you said something bad, I'll punch you in the face.
00:23 I said Bolshoi. The center of ballet is Bolshoi.
00:26 More than ballet, Bolshoi is capitalism.
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00:34 And he slapped him.
00:36 I haven't eaten anything for a week.
00:38 I know you're there. I smell the ointment in your breath.
00:42 Comrades, it's all my fault.
00:45 A traitor stole the famous Bolshoi brooch belt.
00:48 Not a single laugh was made in this club.
00:51 - Kemerski stole it. - What are we going to do now?
00:53 - Help! - Retreat! We have to find that belt.
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01:06 Whenever there's a crime or trouble
01:08 That no one can solve at all it seems
01:11 That's when they come in on the double
01:13 So that's their dreamy mysteries
01:16 It might be day or night, whenever
01:18 Conditions are right for them to flee
01:21 Somehow it all fits together
01:23 Sylvester and treaty mysteries
01:26 If there's a full moon, an old house with rotten stairs
01:31 Just walk up on you
01:34 Careful, the law will be fair
01:36 Someday I'll eat that darn canary
01:39 And then I'll be happy, yes, for real
01:42 But hectic things you should be wary
01:44 Sylvester and treaty mysteries
01:47 The chase goes on with each new mission
01:49 With backdrops of many globally
01:52 And through it all they're in contention
01:54 Sylvester and treaty mysteries
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02:10 - Gümrük, do you have a statement? - Oh, yes, I do.
02:14 I'm very pleased to be able to join the Soviet Union.
02:18 We're no longer the Soviet Union, ma'am.
02:20 We're Russia now.
02:22 How sweet of you.
02:24 We were going to Hawaii, but
02:26 A place in Lenin's resort village was empty.
02:29 Oh!
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02:39 - Oh, no. - Kirill, you little...
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02:52 You can't put an American in this country, ma'am.
02:56 - Let him go! - He's mine!
02:58 Let him go! He's mine!
03:00 They call us ugly Americans.
03:03 You can keep the coat.
03:06 I was already getting bored.
03:09 [Laughs]
03:11 I'm starting to get hungry, darling.
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03:29 Oh, don't burn it.
03:31 [Laughs]
03:33 Oh, at least it worked.
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