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00:00 (baby crying)
00:02 (baby crying)
00:05 (knocking)
00:24 (slurping)
00:26 (baby crying)
00:31 (baby crying)
00:34 (baby crying)
00:40 (baby crying)
00:54 (upbeat music)
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01:12 - Ha, trash you got.
01:22 (upbeat music)
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01:29 (upbeat music)
01:34 (upbeat music)
01:37 - Stick around, bird, stick around.
01:50 (upbeat music)
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02:13 (baby crying)
02:21 (baby crying)
02:23 (baby crying)
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03:34 (baby crying)
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05:42 (speaking gibberish)
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05:53 (speaking gibberish)
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06:05 (speaking gibberish)
06:18 (upbeat music)
06:23 (upbeat music)
06:25 (snoring)
06:36 (upbeat music)
06:39 (speaking gibberish)
06:42 (upbeat music)
06:47 (upbeat music)
06:52 (upbeat music)
06:55 (upbeat music)
06:58 (alarm ringing)
07:11 - Who's that?
07:22 (speaking gibberish)
07:26 - Come in.
07:34 Hey, what's the idea?
07:40 (speaking gibberish)
07:43 What?
07:51 (upbeat music)
07:53 Oh yeah?
07:55 What?
07:58 Monster!
07:59 Oh no you don't.
08:11 You don't don't bust an asshole into the sauce,
08:14 you see that, eh?
08:19 (upbeat music)
08:21 Hey, what's going on in there?
08:48 Oh.
08:49 I gotcha.
08:53 Oh yeah?
08:55 Where's the old sobacky around here?
08:58 (upbeat music)
09:03 Ow.
09:17 (screaming)
09:19 (speaking gibberish)
09:32 Oh yeah?
09:34 (upbeat music)
09:37, give me that.
09:44 (upbeat music)
09:46 Give me that.
10:03 Hey, what's going on there?
10:10 Uh oh.
10:11 (laughing)
10:14 Oh yeah?
10:34 Uh oh.
10:40 (speaking gibberish)
10:43 (speaking gibberish)
11:02 Oh no you don't.
11:04 (upbeat music)
11:06, give me that.
11:08 (upbeat music)
11:10, huh?
11:21 (upbeat music)
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11:29 (upbeat music)
11:31 (upbeat music)
11:35 (speaking gibberish)
11:38 (upbeat music)
11:40 (snoring)
12:02 (upbeat music)
12:05 (laughing)
12:10 (laughing)
12:16 (speaking gibberish)
12:21 (upbeat music)
12:27 (speaking gibberish)
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12:33 (speaking gibberish)
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12:59 (snoring)
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13:22 (snoring)
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13:35 (snoring)
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13:47 (snoring)
13:49 (speaking gibberish)
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14:02 (speaking gibberish)
14:05 (upbeat music)
14:08 (speaking gibberish)
14:15 (upbeat music)
14:18 (sneezing)
14:28 (upbeat music)
14:35 (growling)
14:40 (suspenseful music)
14:43 (suspenseful music)
14:46 (suspenseful music)
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15:00 (suspenseful music)
15:04 (speaking gibberish)
15:08 (suspenseful music)
15:12 (thudding)
15:13 (sneezing)
15:16 (suspenseful music)
15:19 (sniffing)
15:27 (sniffing)
15:32 (snapping)
15:35 (sneezing)
15:37 (speaking gibberish)
15:41 (suspenseful music)
15:44 (speaking gibberish)
15:56 (knocking)
16:01 (speaking gibberish)
16:04 (speaking gibberish)
16:07 (sneezing)
16:10 (speaking gibberish)
16:13 (suspenseful music)
16:16 (knocking)
16:37 (knocking)
16:39 - Hmm.
16:42 - Thanks.
16:45 (upbeat music)
16:49 (splatting)
16:54 (thudding)
17:01 (screaming)
17:07 (knocking)
17:09 (screaming)
17:14 (upbeat music)
17:16 (snarling)
17:24 (smashing)
17:28 (snarling)
17:30 (sizzling)
17:36 (speaking gibberish)
17:39 (upbeat music)
17:46 (speaking gibberish)
17:53 (upbeat music)
17:58 the next day.
17:59 (upbeat music)
18:01 (upbeat music)
18:04 (speaking gibberish)
18:22 - Welcome, sir.
18:24 (speaking gibberish)
18:28 I'm the Roobot Butler, sir.
18:31 (speaking gibberish)
18:34 - Your hat, sir.
18:39 (speaking gibberish)
18:41 - Your hat, sir.
18:42 (speaking gibberish)
18:44 Thank you, sir.
18:46 (speaking gibberish)
19:00 (meowing)
19:02 (speaking gibberish)
19:07 Uh-oh, what's this?
19:11 (speaking gibberish)
19:17 (meowing)
19:24 (snarling)
19:26 (whistling)
19:30 (speaking gibberish)
19:33 - Your hat, sir.
19:40 (speaking gibberish)
19:44 (whistling)
19:47 (speaking gibberish)
20:03 - Uh-oh.
20:10 (speaking gibberish)
20:13 (speaking gibberish)
20:16 (upbeat music)
20:22 (upbeat music)
20:24 (meowing)
20:46 - Your hat, sir.
20:50 (speaking gibberish)
20:53 (meowing)
21:04 (meowing)
21:10 (snarling)
21:17 (upbeat music)
21:20 (speaking gibberish)
21:25 (singing gibberish)
21:45 (whistling)
21:47 (speaking gibberish)
21:55 - This little piggy went to market.
21:59 This little piggy stayed home.
22:01 This little piggy went (speaking gibberish)
22:04 (speaking gibberish)
22:07 (speaking gibberish)
22:15 (meowing)
22:17 - Oh, baby hungry?
22:20 (speaking gibberish)
22:25 Oh, baby bowl.
22:27 (speaking gibberish)
22:31 Oh, baby wants more?
22:39 (speaking gibberish)
22:44 No, no, Mama fancy Mama's little lamb here.
22:47 No, no, hold still.
22:50 (speaking gibberish)
22:53 There, there, darling.
22:55 (meowing)
22:57 Mama kiss, make it better.
23:00 (sneezing)
23:12 (speaking gibberish)
23:16 - Your hat, sir.
23:17 (speaking gibberish)
23:22 (speaking gibberish)
23:40 (speaking gibberish)
23:43 (speaking gibberish)
23:50 (speaking gibberish)
23:58 - Yes, sir.
24:05 What'll it be, sir?
24:07 (speaking gibberish)
24:09 It works?
24:10 You betcha.
24:11 Yes, sir, it works.
24:13 Oh, sorry, sir.
24:17 My mistake.
24:19 Haven't I seen you before?
24:20 I never forget a face.
24:22 (laughing)
24:23 Nice day, sir.
24:24 Lovely weather we're having.
24:26 Clippers on the side?
24:27 (speaking gibberish)
24:33 (speaking gibberish)
24:36 Getting a little thin on top, sir.
24:47 That should be taken care of.
24:49 Now, the hot towel.
24:51 That reminds me of a little story.
24:54 It seems...
24:55 (speaking gibberish)
24:58 A little too hot, sir?
25:02 (laughing)
25:04 (footsteps)
25:06 I think we'll put the part right in the middle.
25:10 This is the latest creation
25:12 and should be very becoming to you, sir.
25:14 Brings out your personality.
25:17 Very, very snappy, sir.
25:22 How's that, sir?
25:27 There you are.
25:28 You look like a new man.
25:29 Yes, sir.
25:31 Much obliged.
25:32 Call again.
25:33 (laughing)
25:35 (barking)
25:37 Your hat, sir.
25:41 (orchestral music)
25:45 the end.
25:46 (orchestral music)
25:49 (orchestral music)
25:52 (orchestral music)
25:54 (orchestral music)
25:57 (orchestral music)
26:08 (orchestral music)
26:11 (orchestral music)
26:38 (orchestral music)
26:41 And the World Series is on.
26:50 It's a beautiful day here at Lanky Stadium.
26:52 The tension is high as these two great teams
26:54 clash in the first game of the World Series.
26:57 (orchestral music)
27:00 DeMarco's the first batter.
27:02 A right-handed hitter, batting .372.
27:05 The pitcher puts his foot on the...
27:06 (orchestral music)
27:07 (barking)
27:09 (growling)
27:17 You're out!
27:20 (crowd cheering)
27:23 Out is three and two on Cyclops.
27:27 This is the important pitch.
27:29 The pitcher is taking plenty of time,
27:30 rubs up the ball,
27:32 glances over to first,
27:33 to second,
27:34 to third,
27:36 and there's the pitch.
27:38 Swing,
27:39 and a miss.
27:40 He's out.
27:41 - In the box!
27:42 Strike him out!
27:43 - The next batter steps up to the plate,
27:45 knocks the dirt out of his...
27:46 (orchestral music)
27:49 - I'll fix it in a minute.
28:00 - Get your official program here.
28:03 - Skurzeniewski comes to the plate,
28:05 batting .297.
28:06 The pitcher is ready for his delivery.
28:09 There's the windup.
28:11 The pitch!
28:12 - Red hot peanuts, popcorn!
28:14 (typewriter clicking)
28:18 (orchestral music)
28:24 - What?
28:30 (barking)
28:31 - Welch!
28:32 I'll welch for this time.
28:35 (typewriter clicking)
28:37 - So you don't like baseball, huh?
28:40 Well, I forgot, so let's get to it.
28:43 - The pitcher is set to go again.
28:45 Rubs up the ball,
28:46 the windup,
28:47 and the pitch.
28:49 The batter gets set for a bunt.
28:50 He bunts,
28:51 but it's a pop ball!
28:52 He's out!
28:56 And it ends the inning!
28:57 What a game!
28:59 The score is nothing to nothing
29:00 as we go into the first half of the third inning.
29:02 (crowd cheering)
29:05 - What?
29:07 What?
29:12 - Here comes the runner,
29:13 and the throw.
29:13 It's gonna be close.
29:14 He slides,
29:15 and he's safe at home!
29:16 (typewriter clicking)
29:20 - Huh?
29:25 Oh, there's a dunk!
29:33 (boing)
29:34 (whimpering)
29:36 - A beautiful play,
29:42 and the score is now...
29:44 - What?
29:45 (gentle music)
29:48 (typewriter clicking)
29:56 (gentle music)
29:58 (typewriter clicking)
30:03 (upbeat music)
30:06 - The sharp single into left field.
30:17 Murphy is over.
30:17 Fields the ball.
30:18 He whips it into second,
30:19 holding the runner to first base.
30:21 (crowd cheering)
30:25 (boing)
30:27 (whimpering)
30:32 And it brings home run Casey to bat
30:34 with the bases loaded.
30:35 Oh, the tension is terrific.
30:38 Casey waits,
30:39 and the pitch.
30:40 It's a long one,
30:41 and they can't get it!
30:43 He's around first,
30:44 going into second.
30:45 He's coming on to third,
30:46 and here he comes to the plate.
30:48 The throw.
30:49 (screaming)
30:53 And the umpire calls him out at the plate,
30:56 ending the ball game.
30:57 (boing)
30:59 Uh-oh, that sets up a terrific argument.
31:02 Casey is really laying it into the umpire.
31:05 (coughing)
31:07 And he's sending Casey to the showers.
31:10 (whimpering)
31:13 (squeaking)
31:16 (static)
31:20 (thud)
31:22 (upbeat music)
31:25 (crowd cheering)
31:52 (singing)
31:54 (singing)
31:56 (singing)
31:58 (singing)
32:00 (singing)
32:02 (snap)
32:04 (upbeat music)
32:10 (singing)
32:12 (singing)
32:14 (upbeat music)
32:17 (screaming)
32:24 - Come and get it!
32:29 - Throw!
32:30 - Come and get it!
32:36 (screaming)
32:38 - Put it down!
32:40 - Just look at yourselves.
32:43 What a mess.
32:44 (groaning)
32:47 - Get up, play along and wash up.
32:53 (upbeat music)
32:57 (grunting)
32:59 (upbeat music)
33:01 - Good brush.
33:09 (upbeat music)
33:11 Now, that's better.
33:16 (squawking)
33:19 So.
33:20 (upbeat music)
33:25 Get smart with me, will ya?
33:30 (screaming)
33:36 (upbeat music)
33:38 (crash)
33:42 (ominous music)
33:45 (chittering)
33:51 (chittering)
34:00 (ominous music)
34:04 (chittering)
34:06 (ominous music)
34:11 (chittering)
34:20 (chittering)
34:27 (ominous music)
34:33 - Orange, where are you, boy?
34:35 Ah, there you are.
34:38 (crash)
34:42 (sniffing)
34:46 (bell ringing)
34:50 (sniffing)
34:52 (screaming)
34:58 (screeching)
35:02 (screeching)
35:04 (screeching)
35:10 (thunder)
35:12 (screaming)
35:16 (thunder)
35:18 (screaming)
35:23 (chittering)
35:28 (ominous music)
35:31 (upbeat music)
35:33 (sizzling)
35:48 (chittering)
35:52 (sniffing)
35:55 - Uh-oh.
35:58 (ominous music)
36:00 (chittering)
36:04 (ominous music)
36:07 (chittering)
36:09 - Come to me, boys.
36:10 (chittering)
36:16 Can't get you, anyway.
36:18 (growling)
36:20 (chittering)
36:22 (chittering)
36:27 - Boys, goodbye.
36:29 - Goodbye, Uncle Donald.
36:31 - Don't forget to take care, too.
36:34 - Okay, Uncle Donald.
36:35 - Goodbye, fellow little rump.
36:41 (growling)
36:43 (growling)
36:50 (bell ringing)
36:58 (growling)
37:00 - I've got it.
37:12 (screeching)
37:15 (screaming)
37:17 (growling)
37:23 (sizzling)
37:25 - Sure.
37:30 (upbeat music)
37:34 (chittering)
37:43 (growling)
37:45 (upbeat music)
37:50 (growling)
37:52 (upbeat music)
37:55 (chittering)
37:57 (upbeat music)
38:00 (tires screeching)
38:03 (audience applauding)