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Albert Brooks Defending My Life - Clip from the documentary movie - Life, Death, and Colonoscopies - The big colonoscopy. Albert Brooks shares his hilarious thoughts about death with longtime friend and director Rob Reiner in Albert Brooks: Defending My Life. Premieres tomorrow at 8PM ET on @StreamOnMax.
Transcript
00:00 Do you have any thoughts about what happens after you die?
00:03 I don't mind being taken out of the game.
00:05 I just don't want to see any more of the game.
00:08 Yeah, yeah.
00:08 So that to me would be agony, to be taken away,
00:12 but you get a little peek, and, well, Rob's still doing well.
00:17 And by the way, on nights you sleep and you don't dream,
00:20 how do you know?
00:21 What if you don't wake up?
00:22 How would you know?
00:23 I mean, God, the first time I had a colonoscopy,
00:26 it was-- I wanted one every day.
00:27 It's like the greatest sleep in the world.
00:29 If you woke me up 1,000 years later,
00:31 I wouldn't have any idea.
00:33 Right.
00:33 So I imagine that's what it is.
00:36 Absolutely.
00:36 Like having a colonoscopy.
00:38 Yes.
00:39 Yeah, a big one.
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