Goofy - Tomorrow We Diet
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [THEME MUSIC]
00:32 Man was born hungry.
00:35 From this early desire, he developed a taste for food.
00:39 Eating became a habit.
00:40 With the inner man satisfied, he is filled
00:54 with a sense of well-being.
00:56 [YAWNS]
00:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:04 Hello, handsome.
01:07 Hello, fat.
01:09 Whoop!
01:10 Who's fat?
01:12 Who?
01:13 You.
01:15 Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
01:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20 A bass fiddle.
01:24 Yeah?
01:25 Well, get a load of that, Mac.
01:27 What a runner.
01:29 Terrific at tennis.
01:30 Triple threat in football.
01:32 Record-breaking jumper and boxing.
01:35 Huh.
01:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:38 Clever, fast, hard-hitting.
01:40 [PANTING]
01:43 Easy does it, fatty.
01:45 I was an all-around athlete.
01:50 That's right.
01:51 Only now, you're just all-round.
01:53 You're going to pot.
01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:00 You're getting too big for your britches.
02:02 Oh, it's just an old suit.
02:05 Well, well, off with the old, on with the new.
02:14 [HUMMING]
02:15 Stripes are slenderizing.
02:17 No one can call you fat.
02:21 We're too fat.
02:22 Although you're a heavy eater--
02:28 Any more grub, chub?
02:30 --you always settle for a light lunch.
02:32 Go on up.
02:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:39 You're just too fat.
02:45 Fat?
02:46 Who's he calling fat?
02:48 You are jolly, genial, lovable, and fat as a pig?
02:57 I must be getting fat.
02:59 What you got there, fat?
03:11 Bring it here, junior.
03:12 Here's an easy one.
03:19 Let's see you touch your toes.
03:21 Toes?
03:23 If you can't see them, you can't touch them.
03:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:29 Let's face it, chubby, your trouble is eating.
03:43 Eating?
03:44 It says here, quote, "eating and overweight go hand in hand."
03:49 [SQUEAKING]
03:51 Uh--
03:52 [SQUEAKING]
03:53 Hey, fat.
03:54 Huh?
03:55 You can't eat all that.
03:56 No bread, gravy, beans, potatoes, pie, cake, cream,
03:59 sugar, spaghetti, butter, starch.
04:02 Just good old substantial low-calorie food.
04:05 But better yet, firmly place the hands on the table and push.
04:14 That's better.
04:15 [SQUEAKING]
04:19 [SQUEAKING]
04:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:25 Uh-uh.
04:27 Get thee behind me, salami.
04:28 Attaboy, slats.
04:35 I knew you could do it.
04:37 [SNORING]
04:40 Huh?
04:43 [CLUCKING]
04:46 [EXPLOSION]
04:48 [SQUEAKING]
04:49 Uh-uh.
04:51 No munching between meals.
04:53 Eat, eat, eat, eat.
04:56 Relax.
04:57 Food, forget.
04:59 Try a new hobby.
05:00 Read a book.
05:01 Yeah.
05:03 Eat.
05:04 Tender ham.
05:06 Eat.
05:06 Delicious pies.
05:08 Eat.
05:08 Mashed potatoes.
05:10 Eat.
05:10 Candied yams.
05:11 Eat.
05:12 Fried chicken.
05:12 Eat.
05:13 Melted butter, whipped cream, spaghetti, macaroni, cake,
05:16 ice cream.
05:16 Eat.
05:17 [SQUEAKING]
05:18 [EXPLOSION]
05:20 Eat.
05:22 Eat.
05:23 Luscious grapes.
05:24 Eat.
05:25 Bananas.
05:26 Eat.
05:28 Eat.
05:29 Cold cuts.
05:30 Eat.
05:32 Trout, golden brown.
05:33 Eat.
05:34 French pastry, a la mode.
05:35 Eat.
05:35 Cream puffs.
05:36 Eat.
05:37 Ham and eggs.
05:37 [SCREAMING]
05:40 [GROWLING]
05:41 Eat.
05:42 Eat.
05:46 Eat.
05:46 Eat.
05:47 Eat.
05:47 Eat.
05:48 Eat.
05:48 Eat.
05:49 Eat.
05:49 Eat.
05:50 Eat.
05:50 Eat.
05:51 Eat.
05:51 Eat.
05:52 Eat.
05:52 Eat.
05:53 Eat.
05:53 Eat.
05:54 Eat.
05:54 Eat.
05:55 Eat.
05:55 Eat.
05:56 [CRUNCH]
05:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:58 [GROANING]
05:59 Ah, stout fellow.
06:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:06 Eat.
06:13 Eat.
06:14 Eat.
06:15 Eat.
06:16 Eat.
06:16 Eat.
06:17 Eat.
06:17 Eat.
06:18 Eat.
06:18 Eat.
06:19 Eat.
06:19 Eat.
06:20 Eat.
06:20 Eat.
06:21 Eat.
06:21 Eat.
06:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:25 Ha!
06:28 Eat, drink, and be merry, and tomorrow we die.
06:33 [COUGHING]
06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:41 (upbeat music)