Goofy-Tomorrow We Diet
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00:00 [ Music ]
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00:32 >> Man was born hungry.
00:34 From this early desire, he developed a taste for food.
00:38 Eating became a habit.
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00:49 With the inner man satisfied, he is filled with a sense of well-being.
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01:04 >> Hello, handsome.
01:06 >> Hello, fat.
01:09 >> Who's fat?
01:12 >> Who? You.
01:13 >> Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
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01:22 >> A bass fiddle.
01:24 >> Yeah? Well, get a load of that.
01:26 Mac, what a runner.
01:28 Terrific at tennis, triple threat in football, record-breaking jumper, and boxing.
01:35 Clever, fast, hard-hitting.
01:40 >> Easy does it, fatty.
01:45 >> I was an all-around athlete.
01:48 >> That's right.
01:50 Only now you're just all-round.
01:53 You're going to pot.
01:57 You're getting too big for your britches.
02:02 >> Oh, it's just an old suit.
02:05 >> Well, well, off with the old, on with the new.
02:12 Stripes are slenderizing.
02:17 No one can call you fat.
02:19 >> We're too fat.
02:22 >> Although you're a heavy eater.
02:28 >> Any more grub, chub?
02:29 >> You always settle for a light lunch.
02:32 >> Going up.
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02:43 You're just too fat.
02:44 >> Fat? Who's he calling fat?
02:48 >> You are jolly, genial, lovable, and fat as a pig.
02:57 I must be getting fat.
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03:07 >> What you got there, fat?
03:09 Bring it here, junior.
03:12 Here's an easy one.
03:18 Let's say you touch your toes.
03:21 >> Toes?
03:22 >> If you can't see them, you can't touch them.
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03:38 Let's face it, chubby.
03:40 Your trouble is eating.
03:42 >> Eating?
03:44 >> It says here, "Eating and overweight go hand in hand."
03:49 Hey, fat.
03:50 >> Huh?
03:51 >> You can't eat all that.
03:53 No bread, gravy, beans, potatoes, pie, cake, cream, sugar, spaghetti, butter, starch.
04:01 Good old substantial low-calorie food.
04:04 But better yet, firmly place the hands on the table and push.
04:12 That's better.
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04:23 Uh-uh. Get thee behind me, salami.
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04:32 That a boy, slats.
04:34 I knew you could do it.
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04:41 Uh-uh.
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04:48 Uh-uh.
04:50 No munching between meals.
04:52 >> Eat, eat, eat, eat.
04:54 >> Relax.
04:55 >> Eat.
04:56 >> Food, forget.
04:58 Try a new hobby.
04:59 Read a book.
05:00 >> Yeah.
05:02 Eat.
05:03 >> Tender ham.
05:04 >> Eat.
05:05 >> Delicious pies.
05:07 >> Eat.
05:08 >> Mashed potatoes.
05:09 >> Eat.
05:10 >> Candied yams.
05:11 >> Eat.
05:12 >> Fried chicken.
05:13 >> Eat.
05:14 >> Melted butter, whipped cream, spaghetti, macaroni, cake, ice cream.
05:16 >> Eat.
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05:19 >> Eat.
05:21 Eat.
05:22 >> Luscious grapes.
05:23 >> Eat.
05:24 >> Bananas.
05:25 >> Eat.
05:26 Eat.
05:28 >> Cold cuts.
05:30 >> Eat.
05:31 >> Trout, golden brown.
05:32 >> Eat.
05:33 >> French pastry, a la mode.
05:34 >> Eat.
05:35 >> Cream puffs.
05:36 >> Eat.
05:37 >> Ham and eggs.
05:38 [ Laughter ]
05:39 [ Music ]
05:41 >> Eat.
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05:45 >> Eat.
05:57 >> Stout fellow.
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06:10 >> Eat.
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06:27 >> Eat, drink and be merry and tomorrow we die.
06:33 [ Laughter ]