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00:00 Attack of the 50-foot Veronica!
00:02 She's big, she's beautiful, and she's deadly!
00:05 This babe is taller than King Kong in heels!
00:07 Is Archie man enough to handle the brazen brunette with a size 60 shoes?
00:11 Attack of the 50-foot Veronica!
00:14 [music]
00:19 [music]
00:20 What's that sound?
00:22 Archie's here!
00:24 Let it ring!
00:26 What is going on in this town?
00:28 What is going on in this town?
00:30 Archie's here!
00:32 Let it ring!
00:34 Who is gonna crack the case?
00:36 Archie's here!
00:38 Let it ring!
00:40 That raven with the freckled face!
00:42 Archie's here!
00:44 Let it ring!
00:46 [music]
00:53 Things are getting weird in Riverdale!
00:56 Hey, what's that sound?
00:58 Archie's here!
01:00 Let it ring!
01:02 What is going on in this town?
01:04 Archie's here!
01:06 Let it ring!
01:07 Archie, Reggie, Veronica, Peggy!
01:10 Jagged too!
01:12 Where?
01:14 [music]
01:17 Archie's weird mystery!
01:21 [music]
01:33 Dilton, it doesn't make sense!
01:35 Giant broccoli?
01:36 Well, not just broccoli.
01:38 Also lettuce, apples, rutabagas, kumquats, green beans.
01:42 Yes, yes, fruits and vegetables.
01:45 I get it.
01:46 But why make them big?
01:47 Think how many gallons of juice you could get if this orange was ten times bigger!
01:53 Think how much easier it would be to pick one large orange instead of a hundred little oranges.
01:58 Oh, like H.G. Wells' Food of the Gods!
02:02 We could feed the world!
02:04 Dilton, that's a great idea!
02:06 How true!
02:07 And it's all possible thanks to my new growth ray.
02:10 You mean it actually works?
02:12 We'll know in about one minute.
02:15 Then give it the gun, Algernon!
02:17 [music]
02:26 Bigger is better!
02:29 So, uh, when do they start growing?
02:32 Dang frizzle-frazzle-fooey to the nth degree!
02:35 I failed.
02:36 It was a nice try anyhow, Dilton.
02:40 Come on, I'll buy you a burger.
02:42 According to my calculations, the growth rate should have been phenomenal.
02:46 [music]
02:56 My appetizer!
02:58 Thanks, Pop.
02:59 Come back in five minutes and I'll order my main course.
03:01 [music]
03:09 He's an absolute slob.
03:11 Nah, he's just Jughead.
03:13 So have you finished your guest list for your big pool party?
03:16 Yes, indeedy.
03:17 So who'd you invite?
03:19 Well, not Jughead, that's for sure.
03:21 How can you say that? He's part of our group.
03:24 I'm not sure he's part of our species.
03:26 Look at him, he's a total outsider.
03:29 Veronica!
03:30 Look, he hangs out by himself.
03:33 Well, yeah.
03:34 He can't get a date.
03:36 Well, yeah.
03:37 He eats too much.
03:39 Well, yeah.
03:41 He dresses funny.
03:42 Well, yeah.
03:44 So he's different.
03:46 What's wrong with different?
03:48 It bothers people, and I don't want him scaring off my guests.
03:52 That's a crummy attitude, Veronica.
03:54 How would you like it if people thought you were different?
03:57 But I'm not.
03:58 That's why everyone adores me.
04:01 [music]
04:05 3.26.
04:06 Time for a snack.
04:10 Mm-mm.
04:12 [music]
04:17 [bell rings]
04:20 Jughead, hi! Come on in.
04:22 I was just making a cake for Veronica's pool party tomorrow.
04:25 Oh!
04:26 Oh, dear, I forgot.
04:29 You're not invited, are you?
04:31 I'm sorry.
04:33 No, Biggie. Need a hand?
04:35 Sure.
04:36 It's a chocolate cake, and it's just rising.
04:38 Don't open it!
04:40 This is a very delicate time.
04:42 Cold air makes a cake fall.
04:44 So look through the window instead.
04:46 Wow, Jughead.
04:48 How do you know this stuff?
04:49 Hmm.
04:51 When it comes to food, I'm an expert.
04:53 Oops.
04:54 I left the icing out in the car.
04:56 Be right back.
04:58 [music]
05:01 [bell rings]
05:05 [screams]
05:07 Huh?
05:10 Beat it, you cake wrecker!
05:16 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
05:19 Oh!
05:24 [screams]
05:32 Archie, it's Betty! Get over here now!
05:35 But I'm kind of busy.
05:37 Blowing up balloons for Veronica's party.
05:41 There's a beetle over here, and he's really big.
05:45 Paul McCartney?
05:46 Not a beetle, beetle! A ten-foot bug beetle!
05:50 Really? I'll be right over.
05:53 There's a giant bug at Betty's house.
05:55 I smell a weird mystery.
05:57 And I smell a rat.
05:59 I'm coming with you.
06:00 I don't trust that boy crazy blonde.
06:05 And the bug clicked at me, and I screamed,
06:07 and Jughead ran after, and I called you.
06:10 Only a fool would believe that story.
06:13 I believe it.
06:14 Proof positive.
06:15 Admit it, Cooper.
06:16 This was all a trick to get Archie over here.
06:19 It's no trick.
06:21 There is a giant bug, and he's on the loose.
06:25 Jughead, you are so brave.
06:27 Are you all right?
06:28 No, I'm not all right.
06:30 The cake is ruined.
06:32 Weirdo.
06:37 I'm telling you, Dilton, if Jughead is telling the truth,
06:40 this bug is huge.
06:42 But the longest beetle on record is the Dynastes hercules,
06:45 and it was only 7.48 inches.
06:48 Archie, balloons.
06:52 Yes, yes, just one more minute.
06:54 [whispering]
07:06 [gasps]
07:08 So I was just wondering if your growth ray
07:10 was somehow connected with that bug.
07:12 I seriously doubted, Archie.
07:14 You saw for yourself.
07:16 It had absolutely no effect on those vegetables.
07:19 Yeah, I guess you're right.
07:21 Well, it was worth a try.
07:23 Come on, Archie Kims.
07:25 Okay, Veronica.
07:26 Well, thanks anyway, Dilton.
07:27 No problem, Archie.
07:29 All right, Veronica, let's--
07:31 Have you got on high heels?
07:36 You men, always feeling so inferior.
07:39 Well, bye, dumb.
07:45 Hello, Fresco Fashions?
07:47 Yes, this is Veronica Lodge.
07:50 You know, the daughter of your biggest client, Hiram Lodge?
07:54 That's right.
07:58 Well, this Valaria original you sent over
08:00 for my date tonight has shrunk.
08:03 What do you mean I might be putting on weight?
08:10 What cleaner did Smither send my clothes to?
08:13 They've all shrunk.
08:19 It's Archie.
08:20 What am I going to wear?
08:29 I thought you told me to dress up.
08:31 What's with your dad's jogging suit?
08:33 I wanted to be comfortable.
08:38 Ow!
08:39 When did you lower the roof of your car?
08:42 What?
08:43 Just drive.
08:44 Huh?
08:59 Hey, I can't see!
09:01 Get out!
09:02 I am sitting, you little--
09:04 What's with you?
09:05 Nothing.
09:16 What a dumb movie.
09:18 Giant monsters?
09:24 Are you sure you're all right?
09:26 I'm fine.
09:27 Why?
09:28 You just seem, well, less petite than before.
09:33 No, it's the same old me.
09:35 See?
09:40 Oops!
09:41 Huh?
09:45 Betty, what are you doing?
09:47 Scaring off bugs.
09:49 I told you, Animal Control captured that giant beetle yesterday.
09:52 Yeah, well, I'm not taking any chances.
09:55 It doesn't make any sense.
09:57 My weird mysteries are supposed to be ghosts and monsters,
10:00 not about giant girlfriends.
10:05 Betty, that's it.
10:07 Giant girls?
10:08 Giant bugs?
10:10 I've got to find Dilton.
10:11 I don't know anything about giant girls,
10:13 but Veronica bugs me big time.
10:18 So do you think there's a connection between the giant bug and Veronica getting taller?
10:22 Well, after doing some tests,
10:25 I've discovered this machine doesn't work on non-animal objects.
10:29 You know, pencils, ceiling tiles, vegetables.
10:32 However, it does seem to work on creatures.
10:35 And if there was a beetle hiding in there,
10:37 the ray would have made him bigger.
10:39 So that means it could have worked on Veronica, too, right?
10:43 Wait, you didn't use the ray on her.
10:45 Correct.
10:46 Though after you two left here yesterday,
10:49 I did find the machine had been left on.
10:52 Left on?
10:53 Veronica must have done that.
10:55 Quick, her pool party starts in an hour.
10:57 Come on!
10:58 Whoa!
11:01 Look at this food, Dilton.
11:03 Jughead would go wild over it.
11:05 Why isn't he here, then?
11:07 Veronica didn't invite him.
11:08 Said he was too different.
11:12 Hi, everyone.
11:16 Enjoying yourselves?
11:18 Forgive the strange fashion statement,
11:20 but my swimsuit seemed to have shrunk,
11:22 so I sewed them all together.
11:24 Archie was right.
11:26 She's gigantic.
11:28 Veronica, are you...
11:32 all right?
11:33 Of course.
11:38 Now, who's up for a swim?
11:40 Ooh!
11:42 Wow!
11:48 They need to put more water in these pools.
11:51 Yay!
11:53 Oh, no! Not again!
11:56 She's experiencing another explosion of growth.
12:07 Oh, no!
12:09 Why is this happening to me?
12:12 What are you staring at?
12:14 Stop staring!
12:15 I'm the same as always.
12:18 B-b-but you're not, Veronica.
12:20 Can't you see you've changed?
12:22 You're different now.
12:28 I'm not different.
12:29 You're different.
12:33 You all are.
12:35 You're puny and weak.
12:37 And I don't date weaklings.
12:39 Whoa!
12:46 Oh, my party's not good enough for you, huh?
12:49 Well, no one stops Veronica Lodge!
13:16 They won't leave my party, will they?
13:23 Think they can put me at the bottom of the social food chain, huh?
13:27 Well, I'll show them!
13:40 Dilton, she's huge.
13:42 And mad, too.
13:43 A dangerous combination.
13:45 What if she returned to normal?
13:47 For all I know, Veronica will keep getting bigger and bigger.
13:50 I don't buy that, Dilton.
13:52 Let's go back to the lab and figure out an answer.
14:05 Ah-ha!
14:06 Fresco's fashions!
14:08 Here's my chance to get even with those hacks!
14:21 If I can't wear a size 7 anymore, then nobody will!
14:27 Besides, who cares about these stupid fashions anyway?
14:31 I do!
14:34 Look at that lovely fabric!
14:37 And that little belt!
14:45 Hey, easy on the tears.
14:47 I may not be Gene Kelly, but I could try dancing in this downpour if you want me to.
14:52 Jughead?
14:53 Hello, girlzilla.
14:55 How are things in Tokyo?
14:57 Everything's terrible.
14:58 I scared my friends.
15:00 I destroyed public property.
15:02 The Pentagon will probably arrest me.
15:05 And above all, none of my nice clothes fit.
15:11 I feel like that monster in that dumb movie.
15:15 Nobody will come near me.
15:19 I'm near you.
15:20 Huh?
15:21 That's right.
15:23 Why are you here?
15:25 Well, I was out for my evening think, and I'm not about to let some giant spoil my routine.
15:31 Evening think?
15:33 Sure. I walk around town by myself and contemplate all sorts of things.
15:37 Like, why papers burn up, but houses burn down.
15:41 Or why if he is a him, why isn't she a shim?
15:46 You do this every night?
15:51 Pretty much.
15:56 So what were you thinking about tonight?
15:58 I was thinking how you being an oddball makes me look normal, and I'm not sure that's so good for me.
16:04 Me? An oddball?
16:07 Sure. Look, getting a date would be pretty tough for you now.
16:11 Well, yeah.
16:13 I have to admit, you can eat way more burgers than me.
16:16 Well, yeah.
16:20 You dress funnier.
16:21 Well, yeah.
16:23 And here you are, hanging out all by yourself. Right?
16:26 Well, yeah.
16:28 So you've become the oddball, instead of me.
16:32 Oh, no! I'm different!
16:35 Relax. It's not so bad being different. Look at me.
16:38 Sure, it's lonely sometimes, but it also lets me be myself.
16:43 But I'm not myself! I'm a freak!
16:46 No, you're Veronica Lodge, in a size 107 dress.
16:51 Now, chill out. Together, us oddballs will figure out a solution.
16:55 Phew!
16:57 Come on, Dilton, think! You've got to save Veronica!
17:02 But it's impossible. The ray wasn't designed to--
17:06 Whoa! Veronica's headed this way!
17:10 Help! She's mad at me for inventing that ray!
17:13 No, she's not.
17:15 I'm king of the world!
17:23 Good evening, gents. Nice night for a stroll, eh?
17:27 Wow! How'd you find us?
17:29 Veronica realized that ray is probably what made her enormous.
17:33 Big-boned.
17:36 Sorry, big-boned. So we thought this was a good place to start.
17:40 The police!
17:42 Oh, no!
17:44 Do you think they're after me?
17:46 No. I'm sure they're after some other 50-foot giant
17:50 who tore the roof off a clothing store. Give me a boost.
17:54 Uh-oh!
17:57 Looks like the National Guard have joined the hunt.
18:03 Have they got guns?
18:05 Nope. No guns. Cannons!
18:08 Ooh! Do something!
18:11 You heard the lady. Get that machine working.
18:14 We've only got a couple of minutes.
18:16 This ray can only enlarge things. There's no way to reverse the polarity.
18:20 I'm afraid this machine will never make Veronica smaller.
18:23 Oh!
18:25 Then we need a better answer, Dalton.
18:28 Huh?
18:29 But I've checked every book I know. I can't think of another way.
18:33 Chill, Dal!
18:35 What do you mean, "chill"?
18:37 You know, chill out, like a blast of cold air on a cake in an oven.
18:41 Jughead, that's it!
18:43 Cold air causes the bubbles in cake batter to pop and deflate.
18:47 If I can zero in on the amino acids in Veronica's growth cells,
18:51 I can weaken their molecular bonds,
18:53 thereby decreasing the space between the molecules.
18:56 In English, Dalton?
18:58 We'll deflate Veronica like a cake. Hand me that coil.
19:02 You okay, Veronica?
19:04 Yeah. Sorry I threw you across the yard, Archie. Can you forgive me?
19:09 Hey, you were upset. I'd probably feel the same way if I were in your shoes.
19:13 I'm not even in my shoes.
19:15 (Chuckles)
19:17 Jughead, your idea was genius. How did you come up with it?
19:21 He's different than everyone else, so he thinks differently. Right, Jughead?
19:26 It's no big deal.
19:28 Yes, it is a big deal.
19:30 Take it from someone who knows big.
19:33 Hey!
19:35 Let me thank you.
19:37 (Kissing)
19:39 This is why I hate kissing.
19:44 (Gasps)
19:45 Hurry! They're almost here!
19:47 Prepare to de-enlarge!
19:53 Shoot!
19:55 (Gasps)
19:56 (Screams)
19:58 Oh, no! This means every Halloween, the same costume!
20:03 Statue of Liberty!
20:05 Have faith, Veronica. Dildon's inventions always work. Usually.
20:10 It's no use. I'll be forever stuck as a giant.
20:15 It worked!
20:19 Huh?
20:20 I'm a size seven again!
20:23 (Gasps)
20:26 Hey, did you kids see a giant go by here?
20:32 Huh?
20:34 I think she went that way.
20:38 (Gasps)
20:39 Thanks.
20:41 Oh, Jughead, thank you. Will you come to my pool party next week?
20:50 Only on one condition. That you don't eat all the burgers.
20:55 Deal!
20:56 (Laughing)
20:59 And so all's well that ends well. Dildon returned the giant beetle to normal size.
21:04 Veronica returned to her closet full of clothes. And Jughead returned to his true love.
21:09 Arch, do you think Dildon's ray could make a 50-foot hamburger?
21:13 Without Jughead's oddball thinking, Veronica would still be a giant today.
21:18 I wonder if she'll think twice before she pokes fun at someone who's different.
21:23 Hmm. Probably not.
21:25 What do you think of my new fashion statement, guys?
21:29 Well, it's different.
21:32 So big problems are little. Life goes on in a little town called Riverdale.
21:38 (Music)
21:42 (Music)
21:46 (Music)
21:49 Ouch.
22:13 (Music)
22:15 Geek!
22:17 (Music)
22:20 [BLANK_AUDIO]