The Best New Romance Movies 2023 (Trailers)k
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (knocking)
00:05 - Wait.
00:06 - Hi. - Hey.
00:10 - Tashi Duncan.
00:14 Just gonna turn a whole family into millionaires.
00:17 Should I have a fashion line?
00:19 A foundation?
00:20 You were incredible today.
00:24 - Thank you.
00:25 - I mean, it wasn't even like tennis.
00:26 It was an entirely different day.
00:29 (crowd cheering)
00:31 - Hey, come hang out with us later.
00:33 - Want me to come tuck you in?
00:34 - No, we can just keep talking.
00:35 - How often does this happen?
00:41 Going after the same girl?
00:41 - Not as often as you think.
00:43 We usually have different types.
00:44 - So you're saying I should be flattered?
00:45 - Aren't you everybody's type?
00:47 - Come here.
00:49 - Which one of us?
00:56 ♪ 'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it ♪
01:01 - He's not in love with you.
01:04 - What makes you think I want someone
01:05 to be in love with me?
01:06 - It's nice to see you lit up about something,
01:09 even if it's my girlfriend.
01:10 - Art's got his coach, Tashi Donaldson,
01:19 who also is his wife.
01:20 - I'm playing for both of us, Tashi.
01:25 - I think maybe we're disturbed by the fact
01:27 that she could've been into someone like me.
01:28 - When we were teenagers.
01:30 - When we were teenagers.
01:32 - Hey, I love you.
01:33 - I know.
01:37 - You don't know what tennis is.
01:44 It's a relationship.
01:46 We went somewhere really beautiful together.
01:53 - I'm taking such good care of my little white boys.
01:55 - I assume you planned this?
01:58 - Not this part.
01:58 ♪ 'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it ♪
02:08 ♪ I like it, like it ♪
02:11 - Hey, Doc?
02:15 - Mm-hmm?
02:15 - I was thinking tonight could be a good night
02:17 for sex night, possibly.
02:22 - It's an interesting idea, but, you know, Thursdays.
02:26 - Stephen Laudam, how's the new opera coming along?
02:30 - Good, great, great.
02:31 - We had discussed seeing a first draft
02:34 of the score in two weeks.
02:35 Is that still all right?
02:37 - I'm suffering from a temporary blockage at the moment.
02:40 - Now, turn it back on.
02:43 One.
02:44 G flat.
02:48 (crickets chirping)
02:51 - Is he all right?
02:53 - He had a total break-on after his last opera.
02:55 - Uh-huh.
02:55 - I can't do this.
02:58 - You need to take a walk.
03:01 Jolt your brain out of its little rat pattern.
03:02 Interact with a stranger.
03:04 Okay, honey, I have a patient.
03:06 Bye!
03:06 - Are we going that way?
03:09 - I keep imagining you naked.
03:11 I don't know if you wanna hear more details
03:12 about these images.
03:13 - No.
03:17 - I bet every one of these people
03:19 has a story for an opera in them, Levi.
03:21 What do you do?
03:23 - I operate a tugboat.
03:25 Wrong hands, this tug is a deadly weapon.
03:27 I'm addicted to romance.
03:30 - Isn't everybody?
03:31 - I've been arrested for stalking.
03:33 I had to go to rehab.
03:34 And I'm not supposed to be doing this.
03:37 - Can't believe that actually happened.
03:40 I mean, she seduced me, right?
03:41 She's a witch.
03:42 - The demented tugboat captain
03:45 who lures men to her tugboat and kills them and eats them.
03:48 I loved it.
03:48 - How did you come up with that?
03:50 - I was really angry at you.
03:53 And now it turns out I'm your muse.
03:55 - You what?
03:56 - Oh, Steve, I'll never leave you.
03:57 - Oh.
03:58 - I love cleaning.
04:00 - Cleanliness is close to goldenness.
04:01 - When my patients are talking,
04:03 I imagine getting inside their heads with disinfectant
04:04 and just scrubbing them down.
04:06 - Your tugboat captain came to see me.
04:09 I'm in love.
04:10 - No, no!
04:11 - Just admit that I had a magic effect on you.
04:14 My imagination came up with the story.
04:16 My talent wrote the music.
04:18 I mean, you don't kill men and eat them, do you?
04:20 - Well, I haven't yet.
04:21 You know I can't resist a romantic story,
04:25 even if I'm not in it.
04:26 - How was class?
04:31 (thud)
04:32 - Sorry, that was my fault.
04:33 Are you okay?
04:34 - You just had Zach McLaren's ball in your face.
04:37 - What's his GPA?
04:38 - You have any books on battle toads?
04:42 - You know video games are now
04:43 the leading cause of divorce.
04:44 - Could you actually order me a book on that?
04:45 - Really?
04:46 - No.
04:47 - Sarcasm is frequently an attempt
04:49 to deflect one's ignorance.
04:50 - So it's being a know-it-all.
04:51 - Oh, wait, you forgot your credit card!
04:54 - Hey!
04:54 (thud)
04:56 - Oh my God.
04:58 - What's up?
04:58 - Zach hit a car.
04:59 Now he has a concussion and he thinks it's his girlfriend.
05:01 - Thank God it's you.
05:02 - Oh, oh, already.
05:04 - He is dating Zoe.
05:05 - What other Zoe?
05:06 - He's either dead or he's dumb to me.
05:08 Honestly, I'm not sure which is worse.
05:10 - Make sure Zach takes it easy
05:11 because symptoms could get worse.
05:12 - What do I do?
05:13 - You don't want him getting worse.
05:14 Pretend to be the other Zoe.
05:16 - You've been dating two or three weeks now, right?
05:19 - Yep.
05:21 - Sunrise, peace.
05:22 - This is Zach's cousin, Miles.
05:23 He's in grad school at MIT.
05:25 - Oh, my God.
05:27 A match for Zoe?
05:28 - I caused the accident and now I'm gonna flirt
05:31 with an amnesia patient's cousin?
05:33 - We're all gonna go skiing in the mountains this weekend.
05:35 You wanna go with us?
05:36 - Trip of land, seven letters.
05:37 - Mm, isthmus.
05:38 - Oh, how did you know that?
05:39 - Well done, you two.
05:41 - Should we hit the slopes?
05:42 - If we make it, we shall.
05:43 (Zoe screams)
05:46 - It's confusing.
05:48 - I'm enjoying getting to know you.
05:50 Over again.
05:51 (Zoe screams)
05:52 - Go take a swing at life.
05:53 - You and Zach, do you really think
05:56 that you're a good match, like we are?
05:57 (Zach laughs)
05:58 - It's complicated.
05:59 ♪ It's midnight ♪
06:00 (Zoe screams)
06:02 - I need to tell him the truth.
06:04 - You have to go after what you want and be brave.
06:07 - Oh, my God, you're just giving me rom-com advice now.
06:11 - No, it's so fun.
06:12 (upbeat music)
06:14 - So, what did you do?
06:20 Did you have fun?
06:21 - What didn't we do?
06:22 - Excuse me?
06:23 - All PG-13.
06:24 - Okay.
06:25 ♪ There's nothing left to remember ♪
06:29 - I sent you to the royal wedding with simple instructions.
06:35 Don't cause an international incident.
06:38 - How's it going?
06:41 - You've done some pretty stupid things in your day,
06:43 but this-
06:44 - Thanks for cake?
06:45 Henry shoved me.
06:50 - An urge I currently share.
06:52 What I need is some good old-fashioned damage control.
06:58 ♪ Need a boy ♪
06:58 - The White House and the palace
07:00 are gonna release a joint statement.
07:01 ♪ With the money we can fight ♪
07:02 - You've gotta be joking.
07:04 - You can hate Prince Henry all you want.
07:05 - My NDA's bigger than yours, I want you to know that.
07:07 - You're wearing lifts, know that too, sweetheart.
07:09 - You better act like the sun shines out of his ass
07:11 and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
07:13 - Have you thought of what you might say
07:14 to convince the world that we're actually friends?
07:16 - I love hanging out with this guy.
07:18 ♪ These days are way too lonely ♪
07:20 - We're not about to see each other again.
07:21 - You're expected at my New Year's party.
07:23 ♪ Don't forget the love away but I won't ♪
07:26 - Did I do something wrong?
07:27 - Do you ever wonder who you'd be
07:28 if you were an anonymous person in the world?
07:30 - I have no idea what you're talking about.
07:32 - You're as stupid as it gets.
07:33 ♪ I want someone to love ♪
07:37 - Get over yourself, your majesty.
07:40 - It's your royal highness.
07:41 - Dear Alex, I miss you.
07:45 ♪ That's what I really want ♪
07:48 - Good morning.
07:49 - We are in a hotel crawling with reporters.
07:50 If anyone sees you leave this hotel,
07:51 I will Brexit your head from your body.
07:54 Your royal highness.
07:55 - You need to figure out if you feel forever about him.
07:59 Do you love him?
08:00 - What difference would it make if I did?
08:02 - I want someone to love.
08:04 - Prince Henry belongs to Britain.
08:06 - I need you.
08:07 - We can figure out a way to love each other
08:09 on our own terms.
08:10 - It's like there's a rope attached to my chest
08:12 and it keeps pulling me towards you.
08:14 ♪ I want someone to love ♪
08:17 - Hopefully we'll get through tonight
08:18 without any more scandals.
08:20 - The night is young, ma.
08:22 ♪ That's what I want ♪
08:25 - They spent, what, a trillion dollars
08:29 trying to get one dude back from Mars?
08:32 - If you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon.
08:35 - I just don't think we should wait around
08:36 and be saved, you know?
08:37 - You really don't think they're sending anybody
08:38 to save us?
08:39 - I mean.
08:41 - In case you haven't noticed,
08:46 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives
08:48 on this ship.
08:49 Maybe we should do it.
08:50 - Do what?
08:51 - It.
08:51 (laughing)
08:54 - We're not attracted now, but we would emotionally attach.
08:58 - You mean fall in love.
08:59 - What if this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined?
09:03 - People are meant to be together.
09:05 - Oh, sorry.
09:06 Is this on?
09:07 Okay.
09:08 - Lame.
09:09 ♪ I want the sun ♪
09:10 ♪ Yeah, just you and me ♪
09:11 - We're both married.
09:12 - I'm sure being adrift in space gives you a hall pass.
09:15 ♪ I want the sun ♪
09:17 ♪ I want the sun ♪
09:19 ♪ Too late for you ♪
09:20 ♪ Stuck inside, running out the door ♪
09:22 - You know what you wanna watch tonight?
09:24 - "Alien"?
09:24 - Never seen it.
09:25 - Why the hell did we watch that movie?
09:29 ♪ I want the sun ♪
09:32 - Hi.
09:36 What's your name?
09:38 - Priscilla Boyer.
09:39 - You like Elvis Presley?
09:40 (crowd cheering)
09:43 - Of course.
09:45 Who doesn't?
09:46 - What are the kids listening to these days?
09:49 - Bobby Darin, Fabian, and you.
09:52 (laughing)
09:54 - Just what is the intent here, Mr. Presley?
09:57 You got women throwing themselves at you.
09:59 Why my daughter?
10:00 - Well, Sarah, I happen to be very fond of your daughter.
10:02 ♪ I'm a fool, you fake ♪
10:05 - She's much more mature than her age.
10:06 - 21!
10:07 (crowd cheering)
10:08 - 22, that's 22.
10:09 ♪ Don't look all that out ♪
10:12 - You don't have to worry, buddy.
10:13 (glass shattering)
10:16 Black hair and more eye makeup.
10:18 - I don't know if I like it.
10:21 - What do you mean you don't know if you like it?
10:24 ♪ Baby ♪
10:27 - He's not like you imagined.
10:28 (crowd cheering)
10:34 - You know, there's a lot of rumors about you.
10:37 Was there something you're hiding?
10:41 - I don't have a goddamn thing to hide.
10:44 (dramatic music)
10:47 I need a woman who understands
10:48 that things like this might happen.
10:50 Are you gonna be here or not?
10:52 (upbeat music)
11:04 - I wanna live for my own.
11:05 ♪ I hate the way that I love you ♪
11:14 ♪ And I need you ♪
11:16 ♪ I don't want to, but I want you ♪
11:19 ♪ Yeah, I hate the way that you ♪
11:22 - Let's just tell everyone we're together.
11:24 - What?
11:25 - Could be kind of fun.
11:27 - There's no way we can convince anyone
11:31 we actually like each other.
11:33 ♪ La la la la la ♪
11:34 - Trust me, we're at a wedding,
11:37 a million miles away from home.
11:39 Who knows what could happen.
11:40 ♪ You'd be the death of me ♪
11:43 (upbeat music)
11:46 - Convincing enough?
11:53 ♪ I hate the way that I ♪
11:57 ♪ Love you ♪
12:00 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪
12:05 - Have you guys taken the test?
12:07 - Yeah, three years ago, we were positive.
12:10 Felt like a weight had been lifted.
12:11 - I founded this institute to take the risk out of love.
12:17 No more uncertainty, no more wondering
12:19 if you've chosen the right partner, no more divorce.
12:22 We were the first to build the machines to conduct the test,
12:25 to make the bond of love stronger.
12:29 - I really wanna work here.
12:30 A lot of famous people study there.
12:34 - Really, like who?
12:35 - Ginger Spice.
12:37 - She's my favorite.
12:38 - I know.
12:39 - So you'll be shadowing Amir.
12:43 He's already one of our most successful instructors.
12:45 - What's the one thing you love most about Maria?
12:47 Take your time.
12:48 - I love her hair.
12:49 It's soft.
12:52 - It's nice, Ansa.
12:53 - It's nice.
12:54 - The truth is, we're all achingly lonely
12:58 and we're endlessly searching for ways to fill that void.
13:01 - Can I ask you something?
13:02 Why do you work at the institute?
13:04 - Maybe you understand love a little better.
13:06 - I really wanna learn how the exercises help you connect.
13:12 - Why are we doing this?
13:13 - I thought it'd be fun.
13:14 - It's just messy, that's all.
13:16 - I think it's normal to get into a bit of a routine.
13:20 - I think relationships should be worked on every day.
13:22 Oh, sorry.
13:23 I was wondering if it was possible
13:25 that one person could be in love with two people
13:27 at the same time.
13:28 - It's a biological impossibility.
13:30 - Yeah, that's what I thought too.
13:32 - I need to tell you something.
13:43 (upbeat music)
13:46 ♪ All I ever knew ♪
13:56 ♪ Only you ♪
13:58 - Pressure's all right, Gary?
14:05 - It's perfect.
14:11 - Is there any area in particular
14:12 you want me to focus on today?
14:14 - Gary, how many guys have you done this with?
14:17 - You're the first guy that I've ever been intimate with.
14:19 I had a wife, she left.
14:22 - I really don't know what to say.
14:23 I mean, words of affirmation is not my love language.
14:25 It's more like...
14:26 - I've been alive for nearly half a century
14:30 and I haven't actually lived even a second of it.
14:33 - Gary, I'm gonna help you.
14:34 Let's find someone for you.
14:35 - Oh my God, there's so many hot guys.
14:38 I think that this might just be too much.
14:40 - Too late, he's already on his way.
14:41 - Wait, what?
14:42 - Hello.
14:44 - What's up, bro?
14:45 - Just wanna get in and get out.
14:46 - Oh, you can get in all right.
14:47 It's a gorgeous landing.
14:52 - What are you doing?
14:53 - Oh, I'm calling 911.
14:54 - Gary, no accidents happened.
14:55 It was your first night being gay.
14:56 Did you really think you weren't gonna make any mistakes?
14:58 - Fuck, he bled through the tarp.
15:00 - It's Mountain Ashwood, it's really porous.
15:03 - Oh my God, you're so gay.
15:04 - Oh, are you a cop?
15:07 - No, wait, are you?
15:08 - No.
15:09 - Okay, 'cause the dark web's built on trust.
15:11 - Come on!
15:12 - This is what it's like?
15:14 - This is what it's like.
15:16 - I am like human poppers, I open anyone up.
15:18 - I'm really glad I met you.
15:20 Even if multiple people are dead because of it.
15:23 ♪ Dripping in diamonds ♪
15:25 ♪ A thousand eyes ♪
15:27 ♪ Watching silence ♪
15:28 ♪ As we get higher ♪
15:30 - Church girls know how to kneel.
15:32 - Cha-cha-cha.
15:35 - Where are you going?
15:40 - I am a cool, hot, zeddy.
15:44 - Where'd you kill him?
15:45 - Oh, right outside.
15:46 - You moved the body?
15:47 - It's just in the closet.
15:47 - You guys ever seen Gone Girl?
15:49 - Just apart with Ben Affleck's dick.
15:51 - Gary?
15:52 - I never fit in anywhere.
15:59 Too Iranian in America, too American in Iran.
16:02 The only way to survive was to not put my faith
16:04 in any of the rules.
16:05 - Nice cultural commentary.
16:08 - Obviously I've had some issues with culture.
16:09 Can you blame me?
16:10 (speaking in foreign language)
16:11 - What's she saying?
16:12 - I'm pregnant.
16:13 - How can you be so irresponsible?
16:16 - This is my mom and I's relationship in a nutshell.
16:18 - That really hurts.
16:18 - She's the queen of stubbornness,
16:20 a trait I'd later go on to perfect.
16:22 - Layla?
16:23 - Alina, hi, how are you?
16:25 Evidently better than you.
16:26 - It's time to let go of that anger.
16:30 - I'm trying.
16:31 - It's not all my mom's fault.
16:32 - I believe in you.
16:33 - But it's so much easier blaming our mothers.
16:35 - How do you say goodbye in Persian?
16:36 - Khafez shaw.
16:37 - Khafez shaw, everybody.
16:39 - Khafez shaw.
16:39 (laughing)
16:42 - We were the all American family.
16:44 - Trust me on this.
16:45 - This is Bella.
16:52 - Bah, bah.
16:53 - Bella, this is Mr. McCandles.
16:57 - Hello, Bella.
16:58 - No!
17:02 - She's an experiment.
17:04 - Good evening.
17:05 - Her brain and her body are not quite synchronized,
17:08 but she's progressing at an accelerated pace.
17:12 - Tell me, where did she come from?
17:21 - I shall.
17:22 For it is a happy tale.
17:25 - I am Bella Baxter,
17:30 and there is a world to enjoy.
17:32 - Circumnavigate, it is the goal of all to progress, grow.
17:36 - A woman plotting her course to freedom.
17:39 - And a nutball.
17:40 - Ah, Bella!
17:52 - Oh.
17:59 (gentle music)
18:02 (gentle music)
18:04 (bell dings)
18:07 (upbeat music)
18:10 - Yeah, it's Jane, all-star baker.
18:12 My best friend since second grade.
18:13 Hero of the night.
18:15 - Would you make it?
18:16 - Jane! - Cut the cake!
18:18 - I love this cake.
18:19 I love this girl.
18:19 - Yes, yes, yes!
18:21 - She's got some more men tonight
18:22 than she has in the past 23 years combined.
18:24 ♪ Taking all the leaves off the money tree ♪
18:26 ♪ And I'm harder than a dealer on a winning streak ♪
18:29 - When you're done channeling the Hadid sisters,
18:31 get to my office.
18:31 ♪ Look at me now, look at me now ♪
18:33 - I thought about this cake thing.
18:35 You're gonna start doing it.
18:36 - Bringing cakes into bars.
18:38 One cake a week for a year.
18:40 - And I thought of a name.
18:41 Cake barring.
18:42 ♪ Ooh, make you a believer ♪
18:44 ♪ You gotta dig a little deeper ♪
18:47 ♪ Bow down, I'll bless you like a preacher ♪
18:49 ♪ I'm cool as you are because you know I ♪
18:52 - I'm bumping you up to junior agent.
18:54 - Can I hug you?
18:55 - Yeah.
18:56 Leave anything stronger than aspirin.
18:58 - Corinne!
18:59 - I got the results of Corinne's MRI.
19:02 It's not what we were hoping for.
19:04 - If you're at home,
19:06 then your mother and I can help you stay on top of this.
19:08 - She won't be on her own.
19:10 ♪ Can you lay right in front of me ♪
19:12 - I knew I could count on you.
19:14 Always.
19:15 ♪ Best damn woman that I've ever seen ♪
19:17 - Okay, you're all set up for acupuncture at five.
19:19 - Thank you.
19:20 - Can we talk about pausing cake barring for a second?
19:22 - Why?
19:23 - I need this.
19:24 ♪ Hey pretty baby, you're my baby ♪
19:26 - I just feel like you should be getting more rest.
19:28 - I just wanna have fun, and I want you to have fun.
19:30 - I wish it could be about fun as your caregiver.
19:32 - Oh, perfect.
19:33 Thank you so much, nurse caregiver,
19:35 for making sure that everything sucks all the time.
19:38 ♪ I will wait for you ♪
19:41 - What happened?
19:44 ♪ It's all that I can do ♪
19:48 ♪ You are the best of me ♪
19:49 ♪ You are my everything ♪
19:51 ♪ Oh, you are my everything ♪
19:54 - I'm gonna look back on all this
19:56 as that weird year we spent in hospitals and bars.
19:59 ♪ You are my everything ♪
20:01 ♪ Oh, my everything ♪
20:02 ♪ Oh, my everything ♪
20:04 ♪ You are my everything ♪
20:07 - Sometimes I wish I was you.
20:09 Sometimes I wish I was you.
20:11 You're the most amazing person I've ever known.
20:15 (knocking)
20:29 - Hello.
20:30 - Hi.
20:31 - Saw you looking at me from the street.
20:35 - I'm assuming you're not with anyone.
20:39 Never see you with anyone.
20:41 - This your mom and dad?
20:47 - Yeah.
20:49 They died just before I was 12.
20:52 - I'm trying to write you a letter at the moment.
20:57 - They both have died.
20:59 - Strangely.
21:01 - Hi.
21:03 - Hi.
21:05 - Is this real?
21:10 - Does it feel real?
21:12 - Our boy's back home.
21:16 - Our son.
21:17 Look at you.
21:19 You were just a boy.
21:21 Now you're not.
21:22 - It was a long time ago.
21:26 - I don't think that matters.
21:28 ♪ Maybe I didn't treat you ♪
21:31 ♪ Quite as good as I should have ♪
21:33 - I've always felt like a stranger in my own family.
21:36 ♪ Maybe I didn't wanna leave ♪
21:38 - I'm always scared of something.
21:40 ♪ Quite as often as I could ♪
21:42 - Always running away, do you remember?
21:44 ♪ Little things I should have said and done ♪
21:47 - Sorry I never came in your room when you were crying.
21:49 ♪ I never took the time ♪
21:51 - It's funny, it doesn't take much.
21:53 ♪ You were always on my mind ♪
21:56 - To make you feel the way you felt, back there again.
22:00 - You think he'd like to be in love with him?
22:10 - I'd always felt that.
22:14 This is a new feeling.
22:17 - You and me.
22:22 - Together.
22:23 Into the world.
22:27 - I was practically the only non-white person
22:40 in my entire high school.
22:42 - And you never felt discriminated against?
22:44 - I definitely did, but not because I was Asian.
22:46 - Because of your inherent bad personality.
22:48 - Exactly.
22:50 - Do you remember that internship that I applied for?
22:53 - What about it?
22:54 - It's in New York.
22:55 - New York is overrated.
22:57 It's so gentrified now.
22:59 - How many times have you even been there?
23:01 - Are we counting layovers?
23:02 - You always assume the worst about me
23:05 and then you end up acting crazy over nothing.
23:07 - I'm not acting crazy, so stop using that word.
23:10 - You're just proving my point.
23:13 - Are you two like broken up?
23:16 - We're taking some time off.
23:17 - While the cat's away, the mouse--
23:19 - The mouse will play with himself probably.
23:23 - Can I kiss you?
23:25 - Again.
23:26 - Sorry, I'm a little out of practice.
23:29 - It's clear.
23:30 - I'm gonna go to New York.
23:34 Listen, maybe you could come with me.
23:36 - I thought you came out here to clear your head.
23:38 - I did, and then I met Meredith
23:40 and I've been there ever since.
23:42 So when are you gonna see her?
23:43 - I'm here to see Miko.
23:45 She's an intern here.
23:46 - Actually, I'm the only intern here.
23:49 - You have problems with anger, depression,
23:51 your weird self-hatred.
23:53 - You could benefit from a little self-hatred.
23:55 - Interesting.
23:58 - I know you're gonna wanna blame this on society
23:59 or on your race or whatever,
24:01 but this really is just about you.
24:04 - Is this your rock bottom?
24:05 - What is she doing with that guy?
24:10 - They're being adorable.
24:12 - So we finally get to meet your mysterious boyfriend.
24:16 - Hello, Ben.
24:17 - Hi.
24:18 - Praise Jesus.
24:20 - Maybe just be honest with him.
24:21 - Is anyone sitting here?
24:25 - No.
24:26 - Ben?
24:39 Expecting anyone?
24:41 - I need to have an intimate understanding
24:44 of your marriage, the good and the bad.
24:47 I promise it's confidential.
24:49 It's between you and me.
24:51 - Do you feel happy here?
24:53 - Of course I'm happy here.
24:54 Aren't you?
24:56 - Do you feel you know
24:58 how she would react in every situation?
25:01 - I've always had this fantasy
25:03 that there's something else out there for me.
25:06 - Do you wanna live mundane lives
25:11 or do you wanna be part of something special and unique?
25:15 - You've been selected to live up there.
25:19 - Okay, well, you're wasting your time
25:20 'cause we haven't even been on an airplane
25:23 and she dated.
25:24 - I should clarify.
25:26 I'm talking about you here, junior.
25:27 Only you.
25:28 We're going to ensure Hen has company while you're away.
25:42 (dramatic music)
25:45 We're going to replace you.
25:48 - I don't want a robot living with my wife.
25:55 - Do you really want to leave her here all alone,
25:58 day after day?
26:00 - He doesn't really see me anymore.
26:02 Maybe I shouldn't be telling you this.
26:05 Junior!
26:11 I encourage you to use this opportunity
26:15 to act on your instincts.
26:17 Whatever we decide, we'll be together.
26:28 (dramatic music)
26:31 - Hal?
26:44 - Yes, of course, come in.
26:46 - Nice place.
26:48 Is this the bathroom?
26:49 This needs to be cleaned.
26:57 I want you to clean behind the toilet.
27:00 Is that dirty?
27:02 - Yes.
27:03 - When you think of yourself, what do you see?
27:04 Garbage?
27:05 - Oh, yes.
27:06 - You weren't any.
27:08 I really liked that scene.
27:12 - Me too.
27:13 It's gonna be so weird to not have this
27:14 as part of my routine anymore.
27:16 - What do you mean?
27:26 - You know this job?
27:27 - Your new role at the company?
27:28 As CEO?
27:29 - Yeah, it's a really big deal.
27:31 This is not a good idea to keep doing this.
27:33 - Hal, your new job, you wouldn't be able to do it
27:40 without what I taught you.
27:41 - What do you want?
27:42 - Half of the salary for the job that I got you.
27:43 - You're insane.
27:44 - It would be a story.
27:45 CEO material pays a woman to spit on him
27:47 and call him a pervert.
27:48 Denver dominatrix tells all.
27:50 - I mean, when you say it like that,
27:52 it makes it sound weird.
27:53 (dramatic music)
27:56 - There's a camera hidden in this hotel suite.
27:59 - I don't wanna play right now.
28:00 - I'm not.
28:01 - You filmed our session secretly?
28:04 - Where is the camera?
28:10 - If you wanna see it so bad, then find it.
28:13 - You nut job.
28:14 - But if I wanted to, I can get rid of you.
28:19 - Look at you.
28:19 You love this.
28:20 Are you excited?
28:22 - Take off your pants.
28:24 - You don't have the power, I do.
28:28 - What the fuck?
28:30 - What do you want?
28:31 - I unlocked something in you.
28:34 - No.
28:34 - Sanctuary, sanctuary, the safe word, sanctuary.
28:38 Do you even know why you're doing this
28:39 or is this just the game?
28:41 - Yes.
28:42 Look at me.
28:46 Don't look at me.
28:47 - Sorry.
28:48 (dramatic music)
28:51 - A lot has happened since my big fat Greek wedding.
28:55 ♪ Back like I never left ♪
28:57 My father passed away and his last wish
29:01 was for us to visit his childhood village
29:03 and reconnect with our roots.
29:05 So we're having a reunion.
29:08 - We're Cardi Greece.
29:09 - Oh yeah.
29:10 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪
29:13 - And by we, I mean the whole family.
29:16 - Oh, I'm so lucky.
29:18 - Paging Sue Lockie.
29:19 Anybody by the name of Sue Lockie on this flight?
29:21 - Aristotle, what?
29:26 - I didn't know you were gonna be here.
29:26 - What are you doing here?
29:28 - I had an amazing date.
29:30 She ghosted him.
29:31 - You are the Portugalos family.
29:37 We are related through your Papus Papus
29:40 who was married to my great, great
29:42 Yaya's sister's sister-in-law.
29:47 - I'm Aunt Bula, I will be your favorite.
29:50 - I promised my dad I would find his best friend.
29:53 - I know them.
29:54 Do they still live here?
29:55 - No.
29:55 - How do we find them?
29:56 - They will come for the reunion.
29:57 - Did they tell you they're coming?
29:58 - No.
29:59 - There's no other bedrooms.
30:02 - Families sleep over.
30:04 - This is one reunion
30:05 we'll never forget.
30:09 - Do you know these men?
30:10 - No.
30:11 - I am surprised, but I am not surprised
30:15 because I'm never surprised.
30:18 - You lost me.
30:19 - We dreamt about Aristotle last night.
30:25 - How did you know?
30:26 - Greek voodoo.
30:28 Bam!
30:29 - I really need to find my dad's friends.
30:32 - Angela and I are on it.
30:33 - Okay, bye.
30:34 - Let's do it!
30:44 - I'm calling it.
30:45 You got us back to Greece.
30:46 You're the head of the family now.
30:50 - I can't really day drink like this.
30:52 - Don't worry, a lady is never drunk.
30:54 - Pick the one we have for dinner.
30:58 - Oh, thank you.
30:59 I'm a vegetarian.
31:00 - No.
31:02 - Come with me, come to Spain.
31:11 - Spain?
31:12 - 10 days, all expenses paid.
31:13 - I gotta town for a little while.
31:16 - Okay, look, no, you can think about it.
31:18 - Why are you smiling?
31:20 - I just got some good news about my trip.
31:22 - You must be crazy if you think
31:26 that I'm getting in this thing with you behind the wheel.
31:28 - I don't know how to drive.
31:30 - This has gotta be a nightmare.
31:31 - So, are you gonna tell me what this trip's about?
31:37 - This trip is about finding my mom.
31:39 - She's from Spain.
31:41 - Over the last two years, I've been doing a lot of research
31:44 and I came up with 10 mother candidates.
31:46 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
31:48 That way, that way, that way.
31:50 - I was wondering if you had a daughter.
31:52 - I moved around a lot.
31:55 12 different homes in my 18 years in the system.
31:58 - I just got fed up with all the unanswered questions.
32:04 What happened to her?
32:06 What's my family like?
32:08 - This is the only thing I have of hers.
32:11 (dramatic music)
32:14 - I got a better idea.
32:15 ♪ When you wanna stop before you start ♪
32:18 ♪ And you feel it closing where you are ♪
32:23 ♪ Stay open ♪
32:26 ♪ Open to the sound ♪
32:29 - Look at your mom's signature.
32:30 - It says Maria Asteros.
32:32 - What if it said Maria Osteros?
32:34 And I just found an address.
32:37 ♪ Stay open ♪
32:41 ♪ To the sound ♪
32:43 - I've died and gone to Venus.
32:47 - Well, you're certainly not from this world.
32:49 ♪ To the sound ♪
32:52 - Is that that guy Robert again?
33:00 - Listen, concession stand girl.
33:02 Why don't you give me your number?
33:06 - Wait, you never say where he goes to school.
33:08 - I think he just works.
33:09 - Oysters, come on.
33:12 - He has cats.
33:14 His eyes are nice.
33:15 They crinkle.
33:16 - Yeah, 'cause he's old.
33:17 - I think I really like him.
33:20 - As promised.
33:21 - I'm not saying I will have sex with him,
33:25 but I think he would like it.
33:26 - Why are we having this conversation?
33:27 He's a terrible kisser.
33:36 - Listen to me.
33:37 Call it a night.
33:39 - Hey, do we wanna do this?
33:42 - This is the worst life decision I've ever made.
33:49 - I had a good time tonight.
33:54 Didn't you?
33:56 - Yeah.
33:56 - So what was his go-to move?
34:01 The reverse squatting cowgirl?
34:03 Were his cats at least cute?
34:06 - I never saw them.
34:08 - Uh-oh.
34:09 - Why lie about having cats?
34:12 - 'Cause liking cats makes a guy seem non-threatening.
34:17 Harmless.
34:18 He's hiding something.
34:19 - I need to keep someone away from me.
34:30 You scared me.
34:30 - People choose to be scared.
34:35 - I can't say I'm surprised to find lovely ladies
34:37 like yourselves in here looking for protection.
34:39 - Kelvin, you need to shut that shit down right now.
34:42 - What is the matter with you?
34:45 - You manipulated me.
34:46 - So he called you a whore.
34:51 - If you wanna get along with a man
34:53 and not be alone your whole entire life,
34:55 make peace with a little discomfort.
34:59 - One of us has to die.
35:03 (man screams)
35:05 - I am the monster.
35:07 - I don't understand why you have to formally
35:13 invite your parents.
35:14 You know they're coming.
35:15 - He invites you?
35:16 I love that she went with antique sage.
35:18 - Is that the more expensive one?
35:19 - Our one and only daughter is getting married.
35:21 Do not talk to me about money right now.
35:23 - I still think they should've just eloped.
35:25 - Marshall, you think I should give him a plus one?
35:27 - He's your man of honor.
35:28 If he's single, he'll come stag.
35:30 Otherwise, he'll bring someone.
35:31 - But what if he brings Marie?
35:32 - Welcome to Tampa.
35:34 - Lizard, you're getting married.
35:37 Can you believe it?
35:38 - Surprise.
35:40 - This place is perfect.
35:43 - No, I'm too dignified of a man to be on a beach.
35:45 - I specifically wrote plus one anyone but Marie James.
35:49 I mean, I just don't understand how someone else
35:51 can book the bridal suite during someone else's wedding.
35:53 It's me, I'm the bride.
35:54 - Lizzie, we can trade now.
35:55 - No, Marshmallow, you said we can have the bedroom.
35:58 - Are you?
35:59 - That woman is a disaster.
36:01 - I have to do special brownies for my sister.
36:03 - Just bake as much pot in the batter as possible.
36:05 - Pot.
36:05 - The most important day of our lives,
36:07 and you were asked to bring anyone, anyone except Marie.
36:10 (screaming)
36:12 - Oh, God.
36:13 - I can't believe you just stole a trolley.
36:15 - What are you doing with my wedding dress on?
36:17 - Get this party started.
36:20 - You better get it while I do.
36:21 - What did you put in those brownies?
36:26 - Hey, somebody need a EpiPen?
36:31 - Ow!
36:32 - We should really respect nature.
36:35 - What are you doing?
36:36 - No, no, no.
36:37 - It's on my hand, it's on my hand.
36:38 - To the bride and groom, raise your glasses
36:41 to the bride and groom.
36:42 Y'all should elope.
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