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00:00 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
00:02 (TIRES SCREECHING)
00:04 (TIRES SCREECHING)
00:29 (CRASHING)
00:31 The motor car in the hands of the average man
00:35 is rapidly facing extinction.
00:37 Truly, the average man is a creature of strange and unorthodox habits.
00:44 Take the case of Mr. Walker.
00:47 Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
00:52 He is a typical average man,
00:54 considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.
00:58 (WHISTLING)
01:00 He's a kindly man, courteous, punctual and honest.
01:05 Good morning, Mr. Walker.
01:07 Good morning to you, Mr. Geef. Lovely day.
01:10 Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
01:15 He believes in live and let live.
01:18 Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers himself a good driver.
01:25 (GROANING)
01:27 But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
01:32 Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
01:36 His whole personality changes.
01:38 Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster, a demon driver.
01:42 Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motorist.
01:47 Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid!
01:54 (CRASHING)
01:56 (MUMBLING)
01:59 Hey, do you think you own the whole road?
02:06 Hmph. Of course I own the road.
02:10 My taxes pay for them.
02:12 I voted for road bonds. I paid for the roads.
02:15 And I'll use them.
02:17 (ENGINE REVVING)
02:20 (HORN HONKING)
02:22 Get off my road! Move over!
02:30 Let me pass!
02:32 Ah, shut up!
02:47 Let 'em wait. It's a beautiful day.
02:50 Fresh air.
02:53 Nice music.
02:56 (HUMMING)
02:58 Hey, get over here, you road hog!
03:10 Oy. Oy.
03:16 Signals. Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.
03:20 Gee whiz. Oh, dear me.
03:23 Didn't bust it.
03:25 Oh, want a race, do they?
03:29 Well, they ain't gonna get ahead of me.
03:32 (HORN HONKING)
03:34 Good morning.
03:52 Oh.
03:59 (LAUGHING)
04:01 (STAMMERING)
04:07 What luck. A parking place. The motorist's pot of gold.
04:11 Not everyone has a spot to park in.
04:13 (LAUGHING)
04:15 (STAMMERING)
04:23 Deprived of his protective armour, Mr Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr Walker, pedestrian.
04:30 Of a pedestrian crossing the street, it has often been said...
04:34 "Fools step in where angels fear to tread," or...
04:40 "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
04:48 (HORN HONKING)
04:50 Where there's a will, there's a way.
04:56 (TIRES SCREECHING)
04:58 (ENGINE RUMBLING)
05:00 (PANTING)
05:04 (LAUGHING)
05:08 (ENGINE REVVING)
05:16 (HORN HONKING)
05:18 (GROWLING)
05:24 Extra here! Read all about...
05:29 Here, boy. Here.
05:31 (LAUGHING)
05:46 Safe, Mr Walker gains the haven of his car,
05:50 with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels.
05:52 Except...
05:54 Once behind the wheel, Mr Walker reverts to form
05:58 and again becomes Mr Wheeler, motorist.
06:01 (ENGINE REVVING)
06:03 (TIRES SCREECHING)
06:13 (HORN HONKING)
06:15 Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, road hog!
06:19 Too bad, Mr Wheeler. You've broken your toy.
06:23 But let this be a lesson, Mr Wheeler.
06:25 Drive safely, play fair,
06:28 give the other fellow a break, and...
06:30 Ah, shut up!
06:32 (HORN HONKING)
06:34 (HORN HONKING)
06:36 (upbeat music)
06:38 (upbeat music)