Chicago vs. Smockin | Match 05, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League
Jeff D Lowe | The Dozen: Trivia Competition
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00:00 Welcome to the following presentation of the Dozen trivia by Bar School Sports.
00:05 Is it Crime Dog? Redman Grif?
00:08 Jesus! How in the hell?
00:10 The winners of the Dozen have earned an individual Freeman Honor.
00:13 Bad boys! Bad boys!
00:17 The movie's called Get F***ed.
00:19 And the heaviest of the Dozen seems to be the winner.
00:23 That is correct. 14-13.
00:25 Benyans, we're chick-fil-a.
00:28 Red! Red! Red! Red!
00:30 Ponies pulling up.
00:32 Westby, the buzzer!
00:34 Champions of the Dozen!
00:36 Yes!
00:38 Alright, it's the Dozen match.
00:46 Number 5 of Season 4 of the Dozen Trivia League.
00:49 The 340th match of all time.
00:52 A rematch of the first ever tournament we had.
00:56 This is like the first match I think we played.
00:58 Yeah.
00:59 Chicago vs. Smokin.
01:01 Many moons ago. Many teammates ago.
01:04 Mincey, your first match back into the Dozen Trivia League.
01:09 A champion from Season 1.
01:11 You are on your third team now.
01:13 Now on Smokin joining Titus.
01:15 Hello.
01:16 And Kenjack.
01:17 So excited.
01:19 I don't want to overstate this, Jeff,
01:22 but I do think that this might be the biggest sign-in in Dozen history,
01:25 bringing Mincey up.
01:26 Easily.
01:27 We did not sign him to be a role player.
01:29 We signed him to be the MVP of this team.
01:31 And Kenjack and I have discussed it off-air that we are more than willing
01:36 to take a step back in our role on this team to let Mincey shine.
01:40 And that's what we're hoping to see.
01:41 Wow.
01:42 Okay, huge.
01:43 Let Mincey cook.
01:44 That is bullshit because Kelly Keegan is the biggest sign-in in Dozen history.
01:49 Thanks, Dave.
01:50 In her first match on Team Chicago, a Dozen record holder.
01:55 She didn't hit a Dozen.
01:56 She did set a Dozen scoring record.
01:58 Chicago whipped through the play-in tournament, only played two matches.
02:03 They were going to play four-play in the end, but long story short,
02:06 didn't need it.
02:07 Fan vote or victory got them in, and they're here right now.
02:10 They scored, I think, like 37 points or some crazy shit like that
02:14 in their first match.
02:17 But now this is the league.
02:19 This is the big show.
02:20 All right, rankings for the Dozen.
02:23 Week two, fan vote factored in for the first time this season.
02:27 ZD is number one for the first time in their history here in the Dozen.
02:32 They get to that spot by default because they beat Team Minahan,
02:36 although worth noting Kirk only had himself for the second half of that match,
02:41 though I could argue that might have made it more difficult to beat them.
02:44 Fans recognize that, though.
02:46 Team Minahan voted number two, the reigning champs.
02:48 Not many changes otherwise.
02:50 Frank Etz jumped the yak in the top five.
02:52 Chicago and Smokin, now that fan vote factored in for the first time this season,
02:56 they jumped up a little bit inside the top ten,
02:58 but the rankings for the most part hold to form.
03:01 Preseason, all Dozen selections voted purely by the fans.
03:05 Third team all Dozen, Mark Titus, Roan, Clem, Fites, and Will Compton.
03:11 Third team all Dozen from the Booth Ponies.
03:13 Second team all Dozen, KB, Frank the Tank, Eddie, Gia, and PFT.
03:19 And then first team all Dozen, the three-time MVP Kirk Minahan,
03:23 runner-up in the MVP vote last year, Fran, Brandon Walker, Kelly Keegs
03:29 in the first team all Dozen selections, as well as, once again, Nick Tureni.
03:34 Here we go, presented by New Amsterdam Vodka and by Body Armor as well.
03:38 New Amsterdam Vodka will be sponsoring one of the Life Lunches.
03:40 I'll get into it right now. 24 questions, 12 rounds of trivia, 25th being the bonus round.
03:45 You will have, as always, three lifelines.
03:47 Double up any category you want. You can make a question worth two points.
03:50 And you have two other lifelines, Call a Friend and your double sip presented by New Amsterdam Vodka.
03:55 You can pair a double sip or you can answer a question twice, along with a Call a Friend,
03:59 but you cannot use those lifelines on anything worth two points,
04:01 including the tenth round, the niche category round presented by Body Armor.
04:06 Here we go. Smokin, you'll be going second each time.
04:08 Chicago, you'll be up first. Final answer person, I believe, is still Chief for Chicago.
04:13 On the other side, did we go with Titus at the end of the season?
04:17 Yeah. Right? Yeah. I'll be final answer guy.
04:21 Here we go. Here we go. First category is the MLB, Major League Baseball.
04:27 Major League Baseball. Great. Here we go. Chicago, this is for you.
04:31 You're up first. I can actually answer the question.
04:36 Zach Duke was a starting pitcher for this NL team from 2005 to 2010, posting a sub.
04:41 Pittsburgh Pirates. Pittsburgh Pirates, final answer.
04:44 Pittsburgh Pirates, final answer.
04:47 One to nothing early. Hell yeah, dude. Oh, boy.
04:50 Smokin to make it one to one.
04:53 Jeremy Guthrie was a starting pitcher for this AL team from 2007 to 2011,
04:57 posting a dismal 47-65 record, including three 14-plus loss seasons.
05:04 I have two. I know it's one of two. Do we have the thing where you can double-sit up this year?
05:10 Yeah. Presented by New Amsterdam Vodka.
05:12 We can save our call friend. Usually we need to use that for the MLB.
05:16 Talk about, Vincy, one of the two. Let me hear 'em.
05:18 It's the Oakland A's or Baltimore Orioles. I don't know why it's those two, but it's one or the other.
05:23 You leaning more one way or the other?
05:27 I think Oakland, but I'm not totally sure.
05:30 All right. You know what, Jeff? It's a Smokin tradition to burn through our lifelines very early in the match.
05:35 So we're going to double-sit up in season four. We are going to double-sit up.
05:40 And what's the first answer?
05:41 Presented by New Amsterdam Vodka.
05:44 Oakland A's.
05:45 We'll go Oakland A's, final answer.
05:48 Ten seconds.
05:49 Baltimore Orioles, final answer.
05:51 Tied up one to one. That is correct.
05:54 That's why you get Ben Mintz in the offseason, baby. MLB.
06:02 Smokin, I think, is the only team in league history to burn all three lifelines at the end of round three.
06:08 They've done it like three times.
06:09 You got 'em.
06:11 I'm sitting right here.
06:13 They don't carry over match to match. You got to use 'em.
06:16 I don't think the experts have called a friend in like a year and a half.
06:19 Here we go. Other side.
06:20 Chicago. Somebody mash-up. Does anyone want to double?
06:22 Is it a double-double?
06:24 Kelly?
06:25 No, I kind of want to save for music still.
06:28 I'll get it. I'll be fine with this, I know.
06:31 Okay, we'll save it.
06:33 All right, you're both going to save it.
06:34 This is two good celebrity mash-up teams.
06:37 Well, Chicago now 3-0 so far since the play-in.
06:41 Celebrity mash-up 11-1 last year with Smokin.
06:43 Here we go.
06:44 The two celebrities mash-up in this photo, Chicago.
06:47 Okay.
06:50 Is that David Spade?
06:52 Yeah, it's David Spade and America Ferreira.
06:55 It also looks like Barstool employee Duggs, but that is correct.
06:59 It looks like Duggs a little bit.
07:01 Who should the MVP should have been?
07:06 Oh, my God, it really does.
07:08 I was thinking about that all day.
07:09 I'm like, "Who is that?"
07:11 Other side, Smokin to tie it back up.
07:14 Two celebrities.
07:16 Oh, that's Ashton Kutcher, Tina Fey, right?
07:18 Yeah, it's either Ashton Kutcher or maybe Josh Hartnett,
07:21 but Ashton Kutcher makes way more sense.
07:23 All right.
07:26 What do you think, Mensey?
07:29 I've never gotten one of these, and I don't know.
07:32 It's true.
07:33 I have no opinion.
07:34 Okay.
07:36 Josh Hartnett is fucking me up here, but Ashton Kutcher, it has to be.
07:40 Looks a lot like Josh Hartnett.
07:42 Yeah, you cool with that, Ken Jack, if we go Ashton Kutcher?
07:46 Yeah.
07:48 Let's go Ashton Kutcher, Tina Fey, final answer.
07:51 That is correct.
07:52 Instincts serve you well.
07:53 Just trust your first instincts is all I was going to say.
07:55 Yep.
07:56 Two to two.
07:57 Two to two early.
07:58 No misses yet.
07:59 Two teams expected to be good this year.
08:00 NBA is your next category.
08:03 Chicago, here you go.
08:07 No.
08:08 What 1,000-win NBA head coach ended his career by coaching the Sacramento Kings
08:12 from 2015 through 2016?
08:21 All right.
08:23 I think it was the guy who was more famous for -- Nicky Smokes is calling me.
08:32 Who was the coach of the Timberwolves with all those Garnett teams?
08:35 That's the name that's, like, popping in my head for some reason.
08:37 I don't fucking know, man.
08:38 I don't know NBA shit.
08:42 1,000 wins.
08:43 I don't know.
08:44 Fucking --
08:46 Do you want to --
08:48 Five.
08:49 Phone a friend or something.
08:50 Do we want to?
08:51 No.
08:52 Two.
08:53 They're going to steal it.
08:54 Gary Sloan.
08:55 George Carl.
08:57 Listen.
08:58 Okay, go ahead.
08:59 George Carl, right?
09:00 George Carl, right?
09:01 Yeah.
09:02 Yeah.
09:03 George Carl.
09:04 We're all good on that?
09:05 Yeah.
09:06 Okay, George Carl, final answer.
09:08 Three to two, Smok in with the lead.
09:10 Chance to make it four to two.
09:12 What 1,000-win NBA head coach ended his career by coaching the Minnesota
09:16 Timberwolves from 2011 through 2014?
09:20 If that had to be the coach at Rubio, who would it be?
09:23 Like the start of Rubio and K-Love era?
09:29 Who the fuck would that be?
09:30 It's not Flip.
09:32 I don't know.
09:34 I'm not sure.
09:36 1,000-win coach.
09:39 Is it as simple as Flip Saunders?
09:41 Did he win 1,000 games?
09:43 That's the name I was thinking of.
09:45 That's the name he was thinking of a minute ago.
09:47 But I know he's a T-Wolves coach, that's all I know.
09:49 I'm not sure.
09:50 I think you can answer in.
09:51 I like Flip.
09:52 We're going to go Flip Saunders, final answer.
09:55 [Buzzer]
09:57 Other side for the steal.
09:59 Kelly?
10:00 What do we think?
10:02 I don't know, guys.
10:04 My knowledge ends right after 2010, you know.
10:08 Yeah.
10:09 That's really when I actually fell off for real.
10:12 Timberwolves, five.
10:16 Did Kevin McHale win 1,000 games?
10:19 No way, right?
10:20 Kevin McHale, final.
10:22 [Buzzer]
10:23 Rick Adleman, Rick Adleman.
10:24 Oh.
10:26 The NBA is stupid.
10:28 You, Dick.
10:29 Do you want to double Chicago?
10:31 What was it?
10:32 I want to say, yeah.
10:33 Yes, double.
10:34 Music.
10:35 Please don't play Taylor Swift.
10:36 Here we go.
10:37 That would be quite interesting.
10:39 Music for Chicago.
10:41 Title is 2005 song, "Tidal."
10:45 [Music]
10:52 Lonely No More, Rob Thomas.
10:54 Rob Thomas, yeah.
10:55 Yep.
10:56 Final.
10:57 We'll give Dave some credit there.
10:59 That's correct.
11:00 Dave gets credit.
11:01 Dave gets credit.
11:02 Shout out to Santana.
11:05 All right.
11:07 Other side, Smokin.
11:09 To tie it up, you have not used your double yet, worth noting.
11:11 I have an assumption, probably based on the fact Ken Jacks said it, that you're going to use it on movies.
11:16 Yes, correct.
11:17 2002 cover.
11:18 2002 cover.
11:19 [Music]
11:25 Big Yellow Taxi, final answer.
11:28 [Buzzer]
11:29 Four to four.
11:31 Good trivia so far.
11:33 Slight edge for Smokin.
11:34 They still have their double.
11:35 Movies, do you want to double?
11:37 Let's do it.
11:38 This is for Chicago to make it five to four, though.
11:42 Dom O'Gleason, Alicia Vikander, and Oscar Isaac starred in this critically acclaimed 2014 sci-fi psychological thriller from A24.
11:50 That's ex-Machina, right?
11:54 Bald head, Alicia Vikander?
11:55 Sure.
11:56 I just -- yeah.
11:57 All right.
11:58 Smokin, final.
11:59 Ex-Machina.
12:00 Five to four.
12:01 I thought this group would have gotten that.
12:03 That is unreal.
12:04 What?
12:05 You don't get that.
12:06 Ken Jack, I'm so offended.
12:09 I wouldn't expect like 99% of the office to get that.
12:12 Ex-Machina is definitely not an easy movie.
12:14 Ex-Machina, that probably would have made like 100 grand in theaters.
12:17 What?
12:18 I feel like they never shut the hell up about it.
12:20 Yeah, it did get Oscar love.
12:21 It got Oscar love.
12:22 Yeah.
12:23 I watched it like three weeks ago, but I don't know any of those names.
12:26 You watched it three weeks ago and you're just like, "No."
12:29 Here we go.
12:30 This is for Smokin to make it six to five to take the lead.
12:33 Steve Carell, Channing Tatum, and Mark Ruffalo starred in this 2014 biographical --
12:37 Foxcatcher.
12:38 Yeah, Foxcatcher, final answer.
12:41 Six to five.
12:43 Going into the next round.
12:45 Smokin, you have your Call a Friend remaining, like you guys said, per tradition.
12:49 Two lifelines burned, but hey, successful.
12:51 And Chicago, you have Call a Friend and your double-sit presented by New Amsterdam Vodka.
12:55 College Hoops, next category.
12:58 College Hoops.
12:59 What major conference school did Iman Shumper play for?
13:03 ACC.
13:05 2008.
13:07 Yeah, I think it's Georgia Tech.
13:09 Oh, yeah, Georgia Tech.
13:10 Or, yeah, Georgia Tech.
13:12 He went to Georgia Tech.
13:13 Georgia Tech, final.
13:15 [Bell rings]
13:17 Six to six.
13:18 Smokin to take a seven to six lead going into the bonus round.
13:21 What major conference school did Al Thornton play for from 2003 to 2007 before becoming a first-round pick?
13:27 Fuck.
13:28 Oh, Nancy, help me out.
13:30 Was it an SEC school?
13:31 I know it.
13:32 You know it?
13:33 I do.
13:34 Hell, yeah.
13:35 Let's call it.
13:36 Let's call it.
13:37 I'm not -- I'm honestly not --
13:40 Who wouldn't know it?
13:41 It's familiar, but I don't know it.
13:43 Yeah, dude, I don't even know who the fuck would know this.
13:45 It's too old.
13:46 Jack Mack, maybe?
13:48 Too old for him, I think.
13:49 Too old.
13:50 What about Riggs?
13:51 Riggs might.
13:53 Riggs is on vacation.
13:55 That's a fucking lie.
13:58 Riggs is at a wedding right now, actually.
14:00 Al Thornton.
14:01 I can't remember.
14:02 You want to call him?
14:03 Who?
14:05 Riggs.
14:06 Riggs, I'll call him.
14:07 Yeah, call Riggs.
14:08 Give him a call.
14:09 All right, Mance, he's going to call Riggs.
14:11 I think he broke his phone, so --
14:13 Dude, I got nothing.
14:14 I got --
14:15 I'm not --
14:16 I have, like, two long-shot guesses, but I don't feel good about either one of them.
14:19 You can call me.
14:22 Hey, Riggs, I'm calling the dozen.
14:25 I got a college basketball question for you.
14:27 All right, I'll put it on speaker.
14:29 All right, what major conference school did Al Thornton play for from 2003 to 2007
14:35 before becoming a first-round pick?
14:37 Florida State.
14:38 God damn it.
14:39 Florida State.
14:40 Thank you for picking up, Riggs.
14:41 Oh, yeah, Riggs.
14:42 Yeah, I don't know how I --
14:45 Yeah, I'm completely blanking, but Riggs.
14:48 Yeah, I had no idea.
14:50 Final?
14:51 That's final.
14:52 Seven to six, Riggs.
14:54 Yeah, Riggs.
14:56 Bonus round.
14:57 Whatever.
14:58 Let's get those smart brains out for this bonus round.
15:01 Do you need pen and paper or anything?
15:03 Nope, nope.
15:04 Traditional bonus round.
15:05 [Music]
15:06 Time to make the donuts.
15:09 [Music]
15:11 Smart question.
15:12 How well do you know Europe?
15:14 Right, how well do you know Europe?
15:16 Specifically, the European Union.
15:19 You'll be naming the 27 countries that are current members --
15:24 current members --
15:26 current member states of the European Union.
15:29 Here we go.
15:30 Chicago, you're up first every time.
15:32 Smokin, you'll go back after them to give a guess.
15:34 Team with the most after five rounds wins the bonus round.
15:37 If we don't have a winner after five, we continue going.
15:39 Sudden death.
15:40 Either going to be an eight to seven Chicago lead or a nine to six Smokin lead.
15:44 Here we go.
15:47 You're up first.
15:48 Chicago.
15:49 Chief, just go until you need help.
15:52 France.
15:54 Germany.
15:56 Germany.
15:57 They, like, run the EU.
15:59 One, one.
16:01 Spain.
16:04 Poland.
16:06 Poland.
16:09 Belgium.
16:11 Nice.
16:12 The Netherlands.
16:14 The Netherlands.
16:17 Denmark.
16:19 Let's go.
16:20 Norway.
16:22 Norway.
16:28 Are they not?
16:30 Team, no.
16:31 Norway.
16:32 That feels wrong.
16:34 Ireland.
16:35 We will do a double check.
16:40 He's a pretty good fact checker, though.
16:43 Yeah, they are not.
16:44 Okay, other side.
16:46 Ireland.
16:48 That is the win for Chicago, eight to seven.
16:51 Norway actually shocking up right nature.
16:53 We had the chance to win.
16:54 That's nuts.
16:58 Norway's just hanging out with England.
17:00 They're just like, "Fuck you guys.
17:01 We don't care about you.
17:02 We got all that oil."
17:03 Were they ever in at any point?
17:05 Did they have their own Brexit?
17:06 I don't know.
17:07 I don't think so.
17:08 Wow.
17:09 All right.
17:10 Chief, thanks for carrying that.
17:11 I mean, I could have guessed a few of those, but, like, I would have guessed England maybe.
17:15 You would have gotten all of them.
17:16 I was trying not to guess England.
17:17 Brexit, baby.
17:18 I knew something was up, but I didn't know if it was England or Ireland.
17:20 England's not even really a country.
17:21 Yeah.
17:22 Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway, and Switzerland are all not in there.
17:25 I was going to guess Switzerland next.
17:28 We would have lost.
17:30 Global affairs.
17:31 The rest of the list, for those who want to know it, Austria, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech,
17:38 Sweden, Latvia, Luxembourg.
17:41 Eight to seven.
17:43 College football next category.
17:45 College football.
17:46 This is for -- this is going to be for Chicago.
17:52 For Chicago.
17:57 This running back played at Boise State from 2012 through 2014, and in his final season, he finished top five in the nation with 1,823 rushing yards.
18:05 This is the guy -- this is the Bucs guy.
18:07 What was his name?
18:09 Wait.
18:11 It's the Bucs.
18:12 He went to the Bucs.
18:15 Can we call Che?
18:16 Yeah.
18:17 We'll call him.
18:18 Yeah.
18:20 Using their call a friend on Stephen Che.
18:23 This is driving me crazy because I know exactly who this is, but I think that protest got me so angry that I just can't -- I can't pull the name out of my head.
18:33 Right.
18:34 It's been a long week.
18:43 Hey, a dozen questions for you, and I believe this is a Bucs question.
18:47 So this running back played at Boise State from 2012 to 2014, and in his final season, he finished top five in the nation with 1,823 rushing yards.
19:02 Who is that running back who went to the Bucs from Boise?
19:06 Doug Martin was drafted earlier than that, so it's not Doug Martin.
19:09 It's not Doug Martin?
19:11 No.
19:12 Is it Jay Ajayi?
19:14 Jay Ajayi went to Boise State?
19:17 Why is that ringing a bell?
19:20 Repeat the question, sorry.
19:22 This running back at Boise State played from 2012 to 2014, and in his final season --
19:30 I got to hang up in five.
19:32 I think it's Ajayi because Doug Martin was --
19:34 Three.
19:35 Got to hang up in two, Chief.
19:36 All right.
19:37 All right.
19:38 Bye.
19:39 Thanks, Stephen.
19:40 We'll say Jay Ajayi, final.
19:41 Nine to seven.
19:43 Jay is correct.
19:44 We almost beat him in Atlanta in a game, so I knew it was him.
19:48 I love having back the Mincy thing where every answer connects.
19:51 It's unbelievable.
19:53 Everything's --
19:54 There's a 12-month-old millionaire story to everything with Mincy.
19:58 I forgot about that.
19:59 I'm in Schumpert, went to Oak Park River Forest High School and is the same graduating class as me.
20:04 And my husband --
20:05 There you go.
20:06 -- is high school.
20:07 He was a huge recruit.
20:08 Other side.
20:09 To make it nine to eight.
20:11 This running back played at UConn from 2006 to 2008, and in his final season he led the nation with 2,083 rushing yards.
20:17 I got it.
20:18 It's Donald Brown.
20:19 Nice.
20:20 Colton Chargers legend.
20:22 Donald Brown, final.
20:23 Oh, Colts.
20:24 Yeah, Colton Chargers legend.
20:26 Colton Chargers, yeah.
20:28 I remember him.
20:30 Good job, Mincy.
20:31 Yeah, no one does this.
20:32 Nine to eight.
20:33 Chain restaurants next category, chain restaurants.
20:36 This is for Chicago to make it ten to eight.
20:39 You both have a lifelong in Chicago.
20:41 You have double sip smock and you have your call of friend.
20:45 The signature take chicken sandwich, charged lemonade and warm bowls are all items offered by what chain?
20:51 That's a bad name.
20:53 That's Panera, the charged lemonade.
20:56 Okay.
20:57 Yeah, you're right.
20:58 Yeah.
20:59 Panera.
21:00 Panera, final.
21:01 Take chicken for sure.
21:02 Panera.
21:03 That is correct, ten to eight.
21:04 By the way, Jeff, just a hand-off moment for the team.
21:06 We do not have our call of friend, I don't think.
21:08 We just used it on --
21:09 Yeah, you do not.
21:11 That is correct.
21:12 Yeah, you can use all your call of friends.
21:13 That's a great --
21:14 Great team moment right here just to say we're selfless here on Team Smockin'.
21:17 Big ten, Jack.
21:18 That was very honorable.
21:19 That was very honorable.
21:21 To make it ten to nine.
21:24 Route 44 sized beverages, the footlong quarter pound Coney and Cheddar Peppers are all items offered by what chain?
21:31 That's fucking --
21:32 I like --
21:33 Fucking Gooch is laughing his ass off right now.
21:35 It's Sonic.
21:36 No, the Coney, right?
21:37 Isn't that Skyline Chili?
21:40 Isn't that their thing?
21:43 I just remember the big drink.
21:45 I don't know.
21:47 I think it's Sonic, but that's my instincts.
21:50 Yeah, I don't know if it's Skyline Chili, Kenji.
21:52 I don't know if Skyline's a chain.
21:54 It's only Cincinnati.
21:55 Coney's not like --
21:56 Coney's not --
21:57 I really think --
21:58 Look, I could be wrong, but my instincts --
22:00 I trust you guys.
22:01 I trust you guys.
22:02 I really think it's Sonic.
22:03 Listen, we brought Ben Minson for a reason.
22:06 The footlong quarter pound Coney is that Sonic final answer.
22:12 That is correct.
22:13 That is correct.
22:14 Good job, boys.
22:15 Our fantastic producer Gooch just in the chat with me just said, "Oh, no.
22:21 Rent free.
22:22 Have him rattled."
22:25 You're fucking slop bowls in Cincinnati.
22:28 I mean, that is like you were in the right ballpark there.
22:30 They're Cones, right?
22:31 Am I crazy?
22:32 Like they also --
22:33 No, no.
22:34 I know why you leapt to that conclusion.
22:36 You're not like far off there.
22:38 NFL next category.
22:39 NFL next category.
22:41 This is for Chicago.
22:47 After eight years in the AFC North, this outside linebacker played Miami from '07
22:51 through '09 and posted a career best 17.5 sacks in 2008.
22:55 Zach Taylor?
22:58 No.
22:59 He did his whole career with Miami.
23:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:03 What about that white guy that wore the cowboy collar?
23:07 That's Zach Thomas.
23:08 Zach Thomas, that's who I was thinking of.
23:10 He was an inside linebacker.
23:12 I feel like it's --
23:13 He was bald.
23:15 He did media afterwards.
23:16 He was like 6'7".
23:17 He might have been considered defensive then, though.
23:20 Do you know who I'm talking about?
23:23 He looked like Zerzi or whatever from 300.
23:27 That's Zach Taylor.
23:30 Zach Thomas and Zach Taylor.
23:32 I don't think he ever played in the AFC North.
23:34 Three, two, one.
23:37 Zach Taylor.
23:39 Other side.
23:40 Zach Thomas might be right.
23:42 The linebacker.
23:43 He's an inside linebacker.
23:44 He's never out of the AFC North.
23:46 I don't have a good answer here right now.
23:49 A linebacker that played with Miami.
23:52 Outside linebacker.
23:53 Somebody that came from like Pittsburgh.
23:55 Steelers, Ravens, Browns, Bengals.
23:57 That's what I'm thinking.
23:58 Yeah.
23:59 Oh, I do know it.
24:01 I thought -- I need an answer in five.
24:05 I don't know it.
24:06 Four.
24:07 Can I say it?
24:08 Three.
24:09 Yeah, you can give me --
24:10 We're going to phone Chief.
24:12 All right.
24:13 Is it Joey Porter?
24:15 It's Joey Porter.
24:16 Fuck me.
24:17 I thought you were going to give him the fucking answer there for a second.
24:20 Oh, no, no.
24:22 Jeff, you shouldn't have stopped him.
24:25 Other side to make it 10-10 to tie it up, though, Smocken.
24:29 After five years in the AFC East,
24:31 DB played with Philadelphia from '08 through '11
24:34 and led the NFL with nine interceptions in 2009.
24:36 You guys are freezing for me.
24:45 You look fine.
24:48 Oliver?
24:49 Billy D.B., AFC East.
24:52 Nine interceptions in.
24:56 Does somebody go from the Pats to the Eagles?
25:01 Sante Samuel.
25:03 Let's do that.
25:05 Yeah, let's try that.
25:06 I think that's a good one.
25:08 Yeah, is it?
25:09 Let's do that.
25:10 Need an answer in.
25:11 Sante Samuel, final answer.
25:12 That is correct.
25:13 We're tied up 10-10.
25:14 Let's go.
25:16 Good questions were asked and I'm going to do an answer.
25:19 Yep.
25:20 See, that's why you get --
25:21 Each category time.
25:22 This is why you get Mincy.
25:24 He asks the questions that get the answers.
25:27 This is an HBO, but this is a premium cable battle.
25:33 Sex and the City for Chicago, The Sopranos for Smocken.
25:37 Make it 12-10, this is for Chicago, for Keegs.
25:44 Unless you guys watch Sex and the City, too.
25:46 I do.
25:47 Carries Heart's High School Sweetheart.
25:51 What is the name of David Covey's character in season six of Sex and the City?
25:55 It's Jeremy is his name.
26:01 Final.
26:02 Final answer.
26:03 12-10.
26:05 That's one of the worst written questions in the history of the dozen.
26:08 Hand up.
26:09 High School Sweetheart is all I needed.
26:11 Terrible, terribly written question.
26:13 But you got it anyway.
26:14 Here we go, other side.
26:16 What was the name of the character played by the late John Heard who fed
26:19 information to Tony in The Sopranos?
26:24 I only need -- I just need the last name here.
26:27 I do not need full name here.
26:28 So one name guess for each side.
26:30 I'm very bad at myself.
26:33 I just don't know who John Heard is.
26:35 He's the detective that gives Tony all the information.
26:37 He throws himself off the bridge.
26:39 Oh, yeah, McKay-zee.
26:40 McKay-zee.
26:41 Or Vin McKay-zee-an.
26:43 Yeah, whatever Min said.
26:46 Final answer.
26:47 I mean, the teamwork on Smockwood is just crazy.
26:52 Just feed the hot hand, Jeff.
26:56 I mean, like, honest to God, I just want to like for the next however many
27:00 questions, whatever Min said, final answer.
27:02 I'm not going to expose who said it.
27:05 However, someone in the office today, I said, hey,
27:08 I have a really hard Sex and City question.
27:09 I think I have a hard Sopranos.
27:11 And someone said, I won't say who, somebody said,
27:13 no chance Mincy gets that.
27:15 It was a Ken, Jack, and Mincy for what it's worth.
27:18 But, yeah, okay.
27:19 Next question is television.
27:21 Television.
27:22 This is for Chicago to make it 13 to 12.
27:25 I want to get hell done here, guys.
27:27 Seriously.
27:28 Shoot out, man.
27:29 Following the office, Ellie Kemper starred in this Netflix sitcom from
27:31 2015 through 2019 that earned four best comedy Emmy nominations.
27:34 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
27:36 That is correct.
27:39 Final answer.
27:40 13-12.
27:42 Other side to tie it up at 13 apiece.
27:45 Following the rest of development, Jeffrey Tambor won two best actor
27:48 Emmy's for his role in this Amazon dramedy from 2014 through 2019.
27:52 I never watched it.
27:54 I wonder if he's trans.
27:55 Yeah, it's transparent, right?
27:58 Yeah, yep, yep.
28:00 Is that what it's called?
28:01 Yep.
28:02 I think you're right.
28:03 Yeah.
28:04 Let me think on it.
28:06 Yeah, that's right.
28:07 That sounds right.
28:08 That sounds completely right.
28:09 Transparent.
28:11 Final answer, Jeff.
28:12 That is correct.
28:14 We're not going to the last round.
28:16 How about that?
28:17 Wow.
28:18 Wow.
28:20 Highest scoring match of the season so far.
28:22 Previous high was 24.
28:23 We're at 26 with one round remaining.
28:25 These are two top ten teams.
28:26 Something tells me.
28:28 Good off-season signings here.
28:31 Good changes.
28:33 This or that is the last category.
28:35 This or that, a new category.
28:38 You're going to get three combos.
28:41 You're going to tell me who or what is older out of every combination.
28:45 Who or what is older, Ben Stiller or Sandra Bullock, the show House or Ugly Betty,
28:52 and the songs Welcome to the Jungle or Like a Virgin.
28:55 Release date for those.
28:57 Okay.
28:59 Okay.
29:01 Oh, by the way, you get a minute for these.
29:04 Okay.
29:05 Okay.
29:06 Okay.
29:07 Definitely House over Ugly Betty.
29:10 And Like a Virgin and Welcome to the Jungle were both like--Like a Virgin is older.
29:16 I'm saying that's like 82, 83.
29:19 Totally agree.
29:21 So then it's Ben Stiller or Sandra Bullock.
29:23 I kind of feel like Sandra Bullock has been famous for longer.
29:26 I feel like that too.
29:28 I'm trying to think of one because she started earlier.
29:30 Yeah, she had like--
29:31 I think it's her.
29:32 Yeah.
29:33 Yeah, I think it's her.
29:34 Chicago, you do have a double sip.
29:36 You don't have to use it though.
29:38 Not needed.
29:39 How would we do this?
29:41 A double sip on something like this, I can't tell you what's right or wrong.
29:44 It's either all right or all wrong.
29:46 Okay.
29:47 You don't have to use it, but you can if you want.
29:49 Just making that note.
29:50 Presented by New Amsterdam.
29:51 Just for team, we like Bullock, House, and Like a Virgin are all older?
29:58 Yes.
29:59 Yeah.
30:00 Okay.
30:01 Yeah.
30:02 Five.
30:03 We'll make that our final word.
30:05 That is correct.
30:06 14 to 13.
30:07 Oh.
30:08 Oh, wow.
30:09 Other side a minute to tie it up.
30:12 Smocking once again.
30:15 The last match they played--the most overtime played in the history of the show.
30:21 If they get this, they go to overtime yet again.
30:26 Oh, my God.
30:27 Here we go.
30:28 Who or what is older, Brad Pitt or Julia Roberts?
30:33 Chuck, the show Chuck, or My Name is Earl, and the songs Panama or Walk Like an Egyptian?
30:40 Walk Like an Egyptian was like parodied by Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live, which
30:45 tells me that's like old as fuck.
30:47 Yeah, but I don't know what Panama is.
30:50 Panama.
30:51 Panama.
30:52 I'll trust you guys on the music one.
30:57 You're definitely more versed.
31:00 I think Walk Like an Egyptian is older.
31:02 I think My Name is Earl is older than Chuck.
31:05 Yeah, Mincy, what do you got?
31:07 I got--no, I'm not saying that.
31:08 I don't have all that.
31:09 That's what I love about Mincy.
31:10 He's either like, "I'm 100% fucking sure," or "I got no goddamn idea."
31:14 If it's old as fuck, I'm lost a lot.
31:17 I think My Name is Earl, and I think Brad Pitt's pretty old, but also Julia Roberts.
31:23 Julia Roberts.
31:24 It has to be close.
31:27 Julia Roberts, pretty woman.
31:29 She's pretty old.
31:30 I think she's a pretty woman.
31:33 I would guess Brad Pitt.
31:34 You'll get an answer soon.
31:35 All right, we'll go Brad Pitt.
31:37 What's the second one?
31:38 I think My Name is Earl is older than Chuck.
31:40 Brad Pitt, My Name is Earl, Walk Like an Egyptian, final.
31:44 Waiting for Chicago, other side.
31:47 I'll guess it.
31:48 Walk Like an Egyptian's from like 2000.
31:51 That was Madonna's last hit song.
31:53 Walk like an Egyptian.
31:55 Panama's from the '80s, so that's wrong.
31:57 Brad Pitt is definitely older than Julia Roberts.
32:00 He just turned 65 like two days ago.
32:02 My Name is Earl is older than Chuck.
32:04 Boom, lock it up.
32:05 Tell him, Dave.
32:06 Let's go.
32:07 Agreed.
32:08 Is that correct?
32:09 Is that your answer, Jason?
32:11 I don't know on the middle one.
32:12 Yeah, sure.
32:13 That's correct.
32:14 15% is just a Walk Like an Egyptian.
32:16 I like the Walk Like an Egyptian.
32:17 Walk Like an Egyptian is by the Bangles from 1986.
32:24 Dave's like, I'm a fucking-- he comes in like his Rain Man
32:30 shit, and he says Walk Like an Egyptian came out like 2014.
32:33 Walk Like an Egyptian.
32:34 And I'll ask how many we got.
32:37 He's still right.
32:38 I would have thought Panama was older.
32:41 Yo, yo, yo, hear me out, though.
32:42 Didn't Madonna remake Walk Like an Egyptian?
32:45 I'm just laughing at--
32:48 I don't know.
32:49 I can't remember that.
32:50 But I did think Panama was older.
32:52 I have to know, Titus, you're thinking of King Tut
32:54 from Steve Martin.
32:55 Oh, I'm thinking of King Tut.
32:56 I'm totally thinking of King Tut from Steve Martin.
33:00 Yes, you are.
33:01 Great match.
33:02 Chicago, 1-0.
33:03 Not walking to King Tut.
33:06 Titus, you tell me to stop saying
33:09 another close loss for Smokin.
33:11 Sorry, Jeff.
33:12 So I'm not going to say it.
33:13 We're used to it.
33:14 It's a long season.
33:15 Clearly, though, good squad.
33:20 Yeah, we got a good squad.
33:21 We feel good about our team.
33:22 Yeah, it was a great game.
33:23 Anyone overreacting to the first game in season four
33:26 is a moron and just doesn't know--
33:28 doesn't know doesn't, really.
33:30 It's a long season.
33:31 We're a new team.
33:32 We're trying to figure out some stuff, and we will.
33:36 But we're in a good spot.
33:37 We're all right.
33:38 OK, we'll see you boys in the playoffs.
33:40 Oh, yeah.
33:41 And honestly, Jeff, we're not even worried
33:43 about the regular season.
33:44 We have proven that we are a great regular season team.
33:47 So for us, it's like, we'll take our lumps
33:49 in the regular season.
33:50 We're focused.
33:51 We got one mission in the playoffs.
33:54 13 points wins a lot of matches.
33:56 You just run up against the wagon.
33:58 My only observation is, how can the president of the New York
34:00 office be on Team Chicago?
34:02 Oh.
34:04 That's a great question.
34:05 People have been saying it.
34:06 People are saying it.
34:07 People are saying it.
34:08 I'm president of all.
34:10 That's fair.
34:11 And also, Kelly, I'll say this, too.
34:13 You're the number one person I'm most likely to not ever
34:17 get into a beef with at Barstool because I'm kind of terrifying.
34:21 That's smart thinking.
34:23 I would never.
34:25 I do want to say, they took teams like the Heetals
34:28 when they came together.
34:29 It took them weeks to get their chemistry together.
34:31 Team Smokin, first game, first finish.
34:33 Everything came together like that.
34:35 Beauty, boys.
34:36 Oh, good.
34:37 Schedule for the rest of the week of the dozen.
34:39 We're giving you four this week.
34:40 I don't really know why, but we're giving you four matches.
34:42 Four matches this week, Monday through Thursday.
34:44 You just saw Chicago against Smokin.
34:47 Tomorrow, the Ice Dogs make their regular season debut.
34:50 Keith Yandle, Marty Mush, Joey Chessa taking on the Honkers.
34:53 Clemmer wanted to play again this week.
34:54 You get it.
34:55 Clemmer, Gia, and Robbie Fox taking on the Ice Dogs.
34:59 Your mom, Kevin Clancy, Rudy Junda, and Jack McCarthy
35:03 making their season four debut against another team
35:05 making a season four debut.
35:06 XYZ, season one final four participant, Large, Jake Marsh,
35:10 and Vibbs.
35:11 And then on Thursday, Foreplay taking on Kirk Minahan.
35:14 A little bit of a golf battle there.
35:16 Debut for Hank Lockwood on Team Minahan.
35:19 That is it.
35:20 Thank you to NAV, New Amsterdam Vodka, and Body Armor.
35:24 We'll see you tomorrow night.
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