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00:36 This could be any town, anywhere, anytime.
00:40 Because here, just as everywhere else,
00:43 one third of the population are aquamaniacs.
00:49 This is the documented case history
00:50 of a typical aquamaniac.
00:53 We shall call him Mr. X. This is his home.
00:57 But it wasn't always like this.
00:59 Not so long ago, it was a well-kept, modest dwelling.
01:04 Promptly at 730 every morning, Mr. X
01:07 said goodbye to his family.
01:09 Bye-bye.
01:11 So long, Daddy.
01:12 And left for work.
01:14 Always walked, claiming the exercise kept him fit.
01:18 But this was not altogether true.
01:20 Secretly, Mr. X liked to walk by a place that sold boats.
01:31 At first, it seemed harmless enough.
01:33 But the human body is about 2/3 water.
01:37 Some believe it's water on the brain
01:39 that drives a man to boating.
01:40 Not me, boy.
01:45 I got willpower.
01:47 I can take a boat or leave it.
01:48 Hey, give me one for the road.
02:02 Ah, yes.
02:04 Just one for the road.
02:06 How those words have altered men's lives.
02:09 Well, son, you're going to learn plenty about the briny blue.
02:19 I'm going to teach you how to tie knots
02:21 and show you all about seamanship.
02:23 Gee, swell, Dad.
02:25 Then I'm going to teach you how to water ski.
02:32 Hey, avast, you lubbers.
02:34 Hey, quit your pushing.
02:35 Oh, well, thanks my binnacle.
02:38 Sunday, Miller.
02:39 What's the matter?
02:40 Oh, so-oh.
02:41 Stand by to cast off, matey.
02:57 Aye, aye, sir.
02:58 Anchors away.
02:59 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
03:02 Whee!
03:10 Full speed astern.
03:11 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
03:19 Yippee, Dad.
03:27 Gizzle float, Dad.
03:30 Dad?
03:32 Dad?
03:34 Mr. X had much to learn about the ocean.
03:37 For example, the effect salt water has on metal, et cetera.
03:41 Commonly called rust.
03:43 Where you been, Pop?
03:51 Oh, just parking the car, son.
03:54 The skis, Dad.
03:55 Put them on.
03:57 Sure, son.
03:58 And now you're going to see some real fancy skiing.
04:01 All you got to do is hang on.
04:07 Skiers ready on the starting line.
04:10 You're on the clock.
04:12 Here's the countdown.
04:15 Five--
04:16 Come on, Dad, hurry.
04:17 We got to get in the race.
04:18 --four, three, race.
04:19 Two--
04:20 What race?
04:21 Now, wait a minute, son.
04:23 [SCREAMING]
04:25 We're away.
04:27 And they're jockeying for position.
04:29 Wait a minute.
04:30 Hold it just a minute.
04:31 Here comes a late starter.
04:33 And he's closing in the lead.
04:35 What speed.
04:37 Stop.
04:38 Stop the boat.
04:39 Yes.
04:40 Yes, he is cycling his driver for poor speed.
04:44 Stop.
04:45 Faster?
04:46 We'll get him.
04:48 [SCREAMING]
04:51 [GRUNTING]
04:53 [SCREAMING]
04:57 Hey, Dad, wait for me.
05:04 [SCREAMING]
05:06 There they go around the marker.
05:12 And here comes that late starter.
05:15 Heading for the can.
05:16 He's-- oh, no, he's dropping back.
05:19 He's-- oh, no, no, he is not going to make it.
05:21 Keep on going, Dad.
05:23 We can beat him.
05:24 And now for jump number one.
05:30 Boys are making some fine jumps.
05:32 Dang fine.
05:33 And here comes that Mr. Exeggut.
05:36 He's in the air.
05:38 And he's pulling out in front again.
05:40 Ladies and gentlemen, this boy knows all the tricks
05:44 that aren't in the book.
05:46 [SCREAMING]
05:48 What in the book?
05:55 Wait a minute, bump team.
06:05 Here comes Mr. Exeggut.
06:07 The miraculous recovery.
06:10 Heading into the slalom at a terrific rate of speed.
06:13 No, he'll never make it.
06:14 He's going much too fast.
06:16 He's too-- no, he'll never--
06:19 oh, he's magnificent.
06:22 It's a new speed record for the slalom.
06:24 Dad, that's great.
06:36 Mr. Exeggut's closing past me once again.
06:41 Look at him go.
06:42 He's closing-- oh, no, no, no.
06:44 He's not going to make a turn.
06:45 He's not making a turn.
06:46 He's done for.
06:47 Hold on just a minute.
06:48 Oh, he's just turned a near catastrophe
06:51 into a marvelous piece of land.
06:54 He's slightly off course.
06:58 You've lost sight of him from--
07:02 George, can you see him from where you are?
07:04 Help!
07:05 Get me down out of here!
07:08 [splash]
07:10 [yelps]
07:16 [yelps]
07:23 [yelps]
07:35 [yelps]
07:37 [yelps]
07:43 [tires screech]
08:01 [tires screech]
08:03 [tires screech]
08:05 Here comes Mr. Exeggut from out of nowhere,
08:08 heading straight for the finish line.
08:10 He's over.
08:11 He's the winner.
08:13 And will you listen to that crowd?
08:16 [cheering]
08:18 [music playing]
08:21 Oh, cool.
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08:31 [music playing]
08:34 (upbeat music)