Fathers Lion
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:33 Here is the home of Mr. G.G. Geek, daring adventurer,
00:37 famous explorer, great athlete, pioneer woodsman,
00:40 Indian fighter, trapper, and soldier of fortune.
00:44 In the eyes of his son, that is.
00:48 Well, son, you're going to learn plenty
00:50 about the great outdoors.
00:51 I'm going to teach you how to make camp, how to build a fire,
00:54 show you all about woodcraft.
00:57 Gee, swell, Dad.
00:59 Then I'm going to show you how to hunt.
01:01 Oh, boy, Pop.
01:03 Maybe we'll get a lion, huh?
01:05 Well, we might get a rabbit.
01:08 Oh, boy.
01:09 I was driving a stagecoach between Tobar and Lombok.
01:16 A million dollars in gold dust, bayonets
01:18 lurking behind every rock.
01:20 Gee haw, mice, get along.
01:23 Gee, walk.
01:24 Yep, there I stood, engines coming from every which way,
01:28 and knocking them off like flies.
01:30 God.
01:31 Follow these tracks into the dense jungle.
01:33 Biggest tiger I ever shot.
01:35 Charging straight for me, hooves a-pounding,
01:38 ground a-shaking, hoo, and collected.
01:41 What was that?
01:44 Sounded like a back tire, Daddy.
01:46 Oh, I thought it was a front one.
01:50 Well, here we are, good a place as any.
01:53 Let's hit the trail.
01:54 [GUNSHOTS]
01:57 [GROWLING]
02:01 Now, I'll get you.
02:03 You got it, Pop.
02:05 Yep, drilled it right between the eyes.
02:08 Toss it up again, son.
02:10 [GUNSHOTS]
02:13 Reminds me of the time in the Swiss Alps.
02:19 I was guiding a party of four, scaling the Matterhorn.
02:22 Well, this is a good spot.
02:24 We'll pitch camp right here, son.
02:27 You unpack the vittles, and I'll hang up our meat,
02:29 safe from the little forest creatures.
02:30 Hm?
02:36 [GROWLING]
02:39 Any wild animals up here, Pop?
02:41 No, and if there was, I'd grab them by the tail.
02:44 I'd swing them around, and I'd twist his arm,
02:47 and I'd jump on him, and then I'd
02:48 give him the old heave-ho.
02:52 Come on, Pop.
02:53 Let's skin that old lion.
02:55 Come on, son.
02:56 We got to rustle up some grub.
02:58 Now, we rub two sticks together.
03:00 This is the way the Indians did it.
03:01 [GROWLING]
03:04 [PANTING]
03:05 [SNEEZES]
03:07 Better put your sweater on.
03:08 [GASPS]
03:15 [LAUGHS]
03:16 Not bad, huh?
03:18 For not using any matches.
03:20 Yep, son.
03:21 Used to be known as Sour Dojo.
03:24 Best flapjacks in the U.S.
03:25 [GROWLING]
03:27 Mm-hmm.
03:28 Really stick to your ribs.
03:29 [GROWLING]
03:31 [THUD]
03:33 [CLATTERING]
03:35 [CRASH]
03:35 What was that?
03:36 A lion?
03:37 Nah, just forest noises.
03:39 Well, time to bed down.
03:47 Good night, son.
03:49 Good night, Daddy.
03:51 Keep your powder dryer.
03:52 Daddy?
03:57 [YAWNS]
03:59 I want to drink of water.
04:02 OK.
04:02 [SNORING]
04:07 [GASPS]
04:12 [ROARING]
04:13 [SCREAMS]
04:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:19 [ROARING]
04:20 Daddy?
04:21 What?
04:22 We didn't say our prayers.
04:23 And bless Mommy, and bless Daddy, and bless the lion.
04:32 Aw.
04:33 Amen.
04:34 Daddy?
04:38 Yeah?
04:40 Do lions sleep in sleeping bags?
04:42 Uh, no.
04:43 They sleep in their own beds.
04:45 Do lions sleep in sleeping bags?
04:48 Oh, yes.
04:49 [CHUCKLES]
04:50 Lions, lions.
04:53 [SNORING]
04:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:58 [ROARING]
05:04 [THUD]
05:05 [GROWLING]
05:09 A lion?
05:12 Shoot him, Daddy.
05:14 [GROWLING]
05:15 [THUD]
05:16 [GROWLING]
05:17 [THUD]
05:18 [GUNSHOT]
05:21 Hey, Pop, not this tree.
05:24 That one.
05:25 Never you mind.
05:26 I'm checking this one first.
05:27 [GROWLING]
05:33 [PANTING]
05:34 I got you.
05:35 Stick 'em up.
05:36 Ooh.
05:37 [GUNSHOT]
05:38 [THUD]
05:39 [GROWLING]
05:40 [GASPS]
05:41 [ROARING]
05:42 [SCREAMING]
05:43 [ROARING]
05:44 [SCREAMING]
05:45 [SCREAMING]
05:46 Chase him closer, Daddy.
05:48 [SCREAMING]
05:49 [SCREAMING]
05:50 [THUD]
05:51 [GASPS]
05:52 Gotcha!
05:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:55 Which way did he go?
05:58 [PANTING]
05:59 He's gone.
06:01 Pull up the stakes, son.
06:02 We're breaking camp.
06:03 [WHISTLES]
06:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:06 [THUD]
06:08 Oh, boy, Pop, you almost caught that old lion.
06:11 Yeah, I did.
06:12 [GROWLING]
06:13 Well, it's lucky for him, 'cause I'd grab him by the tail,
06:16 and I'd swing him around, and I'd twist his arm,
06:19 and I'd jump on him, and then I'd give him the old heave-ho.
06:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:24 [THUD]
06:29 The lion!
06:30 [SCREAMING]
06:31 [THUD]
06:32 Did I ever tell you about the time I was a race driver?
06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:40 [THEME MUSIC]
06:43 [THEME MUSIC]
06:46 (upbeat music)