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00:33 Here is the home of Mr. G.G. Geek, daring adventurer,
00:37 famous explorer, great athlete, pioneer woodsman,
00:40 Indian fighter, trapper, and soldier of fortune.
00:44 In the eyes of his son, that is.
00:48 Well, son, you're going to learn plenty
00:50 about the great outdoors.
00:51 I'm going to teach you how to make camp, how to build a fire,
00:55 show you all about woodcraft.
00:57 Gee, swell, Dad.
00:59 Then I'm going to show you how to hunt.
01:01 Oh, boy, Pop.
01:03 Me will get a lion, huh?
01:05 Well, we might get a rabbit.
01:08 Oh, boy.
01:09 I was driving a stagecoach between Tobar and Lombok.
01:16 A million dollars in gold dust, bayonets
01:18 hurricane behind every rock.
01:20 Gee haw, mice, get along.
01:23 Gee, rocker.
01:24 Yep, there I stood, engines coming from every which way,
01:28 and knocking them off like flies.
01:30 God.
01:31 Followed these tracks into the dense jungle.
01:33 Biggest tidal I ever shot.
01:35 Charging straight for me, hooves a-pounding,
01:38 ground a-shaking, boom collected.
01:42 What was that?
01:44 Sounded like a back tire, Daddy.
01:46 Oh, I thought it was a front one.
01:50 Well, here we are, good a place as any.
01:53 Let's hit the trail.
01:55 [GUNSHOTS]
01:57 [GROWLING]
02:00 You got it, Pop.
02:05 Yep, drilled it right between the eyes.
02:09 Toss it up again, son.
02:10 Reminds me of the time in the Swiss Alps.
02:19 I was guiding a party of four, scaling the Matterhorn.
02:22 Well, this is a good spot.
02:24 We'll pitch camp right here, son.
02:27 You unpack the vittles, and I'll hang up our meat,
02:29 safe from the little forest creatures.
02:31 Hm?
02:36 [GROWLING]
02:40 Any wild animals up here, Pop?
02:41 No, and if there was, I'd grab them by the tail.
02:44 I'd swing them around, and I'd twist his arm,
02:47 and I'd jump on him, and then I'd give him the old heave-ho.
02:52 Come on, Pop, let's get in that old lion.
02:55 Come on, son, we got to rustle up some grub.
02:58 Now we rub two sticks together.
03:00 This is the way the Indians did it.
03:01 Better put your sweater on.
03:08 Not bad, huh, for not using any matches.
03:20 Yep, son, used to be known as Sour Dojo,
03:24 best flapjacks in the U.S.
03:28 Really stick to your ribs.
03:29 What was that, a lion?
03:37 Nah, just forest noises.
03:39 Well, time to bed down.
03:47 Good night, son.
03:49 Good night, Daddy.
03:51 Keep your powder dry.
03:52 Daddy.
03:56 I want to drink a water.
04:02 OK.
04:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:06 Daddy.
04:27 What?
04:28 We didn't say our prayers.
04:33 And bless Mommy, and bless Daddy, and bless the lion.
04:39 Amen.
04:40 Daddy.
04:44 Yeah?
04:46 Do lions sleep in sleeping bags?
04:48 Oh, yes.
04:51 Lions, lions.
04:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:56 A lion?
05:13 Shoot him, Daddy.
05:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:18 Hey, Pop, not this tree, that one.
05:25 Never you mind.
05:26 I'm checking this one first.
05:28 I got you.
05:35 Stick him up.
05:36 Ooh.
05:37 [GUNSHOT]
05:41 [ROARING]
05:44 Woo-hoo-hoo.
05:45 [ROARING]
05:47 Chase him closer, Daddy.
05:49 [ROARING]
05:52 Gotcha.
05:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:56 Which way did he go?
05:59 He's gone.
06:01 Pull up the stakes, son.
06:02 We're breaking camp.
06:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:06 Oh, boy, Pop.
06:10 You almost caught that old lion.
06:12 Yeah, I did.
06:14 Well, it's lucky for him, because I'd
06:16 grab him by the tail, and I'd swing him around,
06:19 and I'd twist his arm, and I'd jump on him,
06:21 and then I'd give him the old heave-ho.
06:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:27 The lion.
06:32 [SCREAMING]
06:35 Did I ever tell you about the time I was a race driver?
06:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:43 [CLANGING]
06:46 (upbeat music)