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00:00 [music]
00:26 [sneezes]
00:28 The carrier of the common cold is a tiny virus, easily identified by his...
00:33 red nose.
00:35 Although the virus wins few friends, he influences many people.
00:41 Sometimes the average man seems to deliberately try to catch cold.
00:46 [music]
00:55 [sneezes]
00:58 [sneezes]
00:59 Geef! Take that cold out of here!
01:02 But boss, look, I don't have a cold.
01:05 [sneezes]
01:07 Now look, Geef. A cold is nothing to be sneezed at.
01:13 Beat it!
01:16 [music]
01:20 Gordon, an outcast from society shunned by a cruel cold world.
01:25 [music]
01:28 [panting]
01:31 [sneezes]
01:32 Hello?
01:35 [sneezes]
01:37 I feel awful!
01:40 Where is everybody?
01:43 Honey, plague Bridget Mabels, dinner at Icebox.
01:50 Deserted!
01:53 Deserted by the ones he loves the most in his hour of need, alone with his misery.
01:59 [sniffing]
02:01 A definite change has come over this man.
02:04 [tapping]
02:06 He doesn't even look like himself.
02:08 The top of his head feels like it's blowing up.
02:11 [explosion]
02:13 He feels awful.
02:16 But man has always been a fighter.
02:19 [trumpet fanfare]
02:22 [glass shattering]
02:24 [music]
02:29 [popping]
02:30 [music]
02:32 [slurping]
02:33 [music]
02:35 [chewing]
02:38 [music]
02:43 [vacuuming]
02:46 [music]
02:47 [pounding]
02:50 [music]
02:52 [clinking]
02:53 [sighing]
02:55 [tapping]
02:56 [gulping]
02:57 [gasping]
03:00 [explosion]
03:02 [whistling]
03:03 [gunshots]
03:05 [gulping]
03:06 [clinking]
03:09 [music]
03:11 [clinking]
03:16 [popping]
03:18 [explosion]
03:20 [tapping]
03:23 [whirring]
03:25 [whistling]
03:27 [clanking]
03:29 [whistling]
03:31 [explosion]
03:32 [screaming]
03:33 [clanking]
03:34 [whirring]
03:36 [whistling]
03:43 [whistling]
03:44 [music]
03:46 [music]
03:49 [music]
03:50 [music]
03:51 [whirring]
03:53 [music]
03:57 [coughing]
03:58 [clinking]
03:59 - Hi, honey.
04:00 [door opening]
04:01 - Hello.
04:02 - What are you doing home?
04:04 - I don't feel good.
04:06 - Am I ever glad to be home?
04:07 My, my, what a day.
04:09 - I'm sick.
04:10 - Oh, my feet are just simply killing me.
04:13 There.
04:14 That's better.
04:15 - I've got a cold.
04:17 - [laughing]
04:18 That nosy Mrs. Ripsnoop.
04:20 Did I ever give her the cold shoulder.
04:22 She tried to tell me how I should follow suit.
04:25 I'll bet you'd have enjoyed the game,
04:26 the second rubber in particular.
04:28 I do the ace, queen, and a beautiful run of hearts.
04:30 Loveliest hand I've ever felt.
04:32 And you know the five, eight, one, silly, mini thing.
04:35 Heaven knows what I'll do with it.
04:37 Well.
04:38 [clanking]
04:39 But anyway, George.
04:41 [clanking]
04:42 George, are you listening?
04:44 - Huh?
04:45 - I'll bet you haven't heard a single solitary word
04:47 I've been saying.
04:48 - [sneezes]
04:50 - What on earth's the matter with you?
04:51 - I've got a cold.
04:53 - A what?
04:54 Oh, you poor boy.
04:56 - [sniffing]
04:58 - Well, don't stand there like an idiot.
05:00 Close that window.
05:01 Bundle up.
05:02 Get off that cold floor.
05:03 Jump into bed.
05:04 - [sneezes]
05:06 - Mama's little man don't feel so good?
05:08 - Uh-uh.
05:10 - Well, we'll take care of that.
05:12 [knocking]
05:15 We'll break that old cold.
05:17 [clinking]
05:18 [splat]
05:19 [slurping]
05:22 - Mm.
05:23 - Mustn't get chilled.
05:24 - [sneezes]
05:25 - Say ah.
05:26 - [screams]
05:28 [clinking]
05:29 - You look feverish.
05:31 [siren blaring]
05:32 Probably just getting a cold.
05:34 [bells jingling]
05:35 Keep covered up.
05:36 Nice, warm mustard plaster's just the thing.
05:39 [sizzling]
05:40 [sizzling]
05:42 [sizzling]
05:43 - [yells]
05:46 - It's all in your head.
05:47 [squelching]
05:49 Now some nose drops.
05:51 [squeaking]
05:53 There.
05:54 Feel any relief?
05:55 [sizzling]
05:57 Kind of woozy?
05:59 This should do it.
06:01 [sizzling]
06:04 Ah, sleeping like a baby.
06:08 [music playing]
06:14 And so two weeks later, Mr. Gief's cold had run its natural course.
06:18 And once again, Mr. Gief felt like a human being.
06:22 Mr. Gief was firmly convinced that a cold is nothing to be sneezed at.
06:27 [siren blaring]
06:29 [sneezes]
06:31 [panting]
06:34 [panting]
06:38 [sneezes]
06:39 [music playing]
06:48 [BLANK_AUDIO]