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00:00 [music]
00:06 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:08 [music]
00:09 One guess, guess who?
00:11 [music]
00:12 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:14 [music]
00:15 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:17 [music]
00:18 Who's never wrong but always right?
00:20 [music]
00:21 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:23 [music]
00:24 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:26 [music]
00:27 No one but Donald Duck.
00:29 [laughter]
00:34 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
00:37 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
00:43 A mere victim of circumstances.
00:46 Call the duck to the stand.
00:48 [music]
00:53 Wait, son.
00:54 Raise your right hand, watch your name, sit down.
01:00 Your honor, may the light of truth,
01:05 [clears throat]
01:06 the light of truth,
01:09 [camera shutter]
01:10 guide us to find the innocent.
01:14 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
01:19 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
01:25 Only a hardened soul like Monsieur Pierre.
01:31 But we shall unmask him.
01:33 [music]
01:34 Your honor, there's his true character.
01:37 [camera shutter]
01:38 Order, order, stick to facts.
01:41 Your honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
01:48 The simple truth, the candid truth,
01:51 is that on the lunch hour of September umpteen,
01:54 in a peaceful park, sat our little defendant.
01:57 [music]
02:00 Oh, come on, little pigeon.
02:04 [music]
02:09 [snorting]
02:11 [music]
02:24 Table for one?
02:26 One.
02:27 Your hat, monsieur.
02:28 Ah, give me that.
02:30 [music]
02:56 May I suggest the, uh, pomme de terre à la sandwich with poule?
03:00 Perfect.
03:01 A café noir, a demi-tasse?
03:03 Yeah, yeah, sure.
03:05 Merci, monsieur. Merci.
03:07 [music]
03:27 Hey, where's my coffee?
03:29 What's the big idea?
03:30 Oh, sir, I'm going to catch.
03:33 Oh, close it for a minute.
03:35 [music]
03:42 Merci, monsieur.
03:44 [music]
03:52 What is this?
03:55 Monsieur, we cannot allow a...
03:59 Hmm, or can we?
04:02 Café noir, fifteen dollars.
04:06 Hmm, jambon avec feuilles de laitue, three dollars.
04:14 On toast, four dollars.
04:18 [music]
04:26 Oh, hi.
04:27 You got something?
04:29 That is your bill, monsieur.
04:31 Oh, my bill?
04:33 [laughs]
04:35 My bill?
04:37 [music]
04:40 [unintelligible]
04:54 No, no, no, no, no, no, no nickel.
04:57 Thirty-five, ninety-nine dollars.
05:01 [music]
05:04 There he was, your honor.
05:06 Crushed, helpless.
05:10 How he must have suffered.
05:14 He pleaded, but in vain.
05:18 He found Pierre cold and hard.
05:22 Then, with magnificent restraint, he voiced a timid protest.
05:29 [music]
05:36 And so you see, your honor, the injustice of it all.
05:41 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
05:46 I object!
05:48 Shut up!
05:49 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
05:55 Defendants stand before the bar.
06:00 Ten dollars or ten days washing dishes, or else.
06:07 [music]
06:09 [laughs]
06:11 [music]
06:17 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
06:20 I'll pay you.
06:21 I'll feed you.
06:24 Anything.
06:26 [laughs]
06:30 You heard what the judge said.
06:32 Ten days.
06:34 [laughs]
06:35 [music]
06:36 Ten more days.
06:38 [screams]
06:39 [music]
06:46 you