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00:00 [Beeping]

00:04 [Music]

00:11 Alright, you're with me again, Kecik.

00:13 Host of "Gelap 90 Saat".

00:16 This week, I heard that there's an influencer.

00:19 Not just one group of influencers, there are two influencers.

00:22 Ha, I can't believe they're going to be in a comedy show as great as "Gelap 90 Saat".

00:27 Can they win? Can they do it?

00:30 The mystery target is "Gelap". Let's see. I want to interview them.

00:34 Are they sure? Let's go interview them inside. Let's go.

00:38 [Music]

00:46 Assalamualaikum.

00:47 Who's the influencer now?

00:48 Me, me.

00:49 Who's the influencer?

00:50 Me, no, no.

00:51 Me. He's the influencer, not me.

00:53 What are you?

00:54 I'm a housekeeper.

00:55 Housekeeper? Influencer?

00:56 Yes, influencer.

00:57 Oh, I don't know you.

00:59 You know me now?

01:02 Yes, I know you now.

01:03 We just met.

01:04 I didn't know you.

01:05 Why are you joining "Gelap 90 Saat"?

01:09 Well, I don't have any payment.

01:12 Oh, you think you're funny?

01:14 No, I don't think so.

01:16 Do you think you're funny?

01:17 Do you want to know if we're funny or not?

01:19 Oh, you want to know if we're funny or not?

01:21 Who else is the next influencer to join next week?

01:24 No, no. Just us.

01:26 Who do you want to invite?

01:28 No, no.

01:29 Next week?

01:30 You apply to be an influencer, you'll be in.

01:32 I can apply to be an influencer?

01:34 Yes, you can.

01:35 Oh, that's how it is now.

01:37 Yes, you can apply.

01:38 Apply to be a housekeeper.

01:40 You'll be in next week.

01:41 You'll be in next week.

01:43 Next week? Who do I want to invite?

01:45 That's why.

01:46 You can find someone.

01:48 You can be a stand-up comedian.

01:50 We'll see if he's a stand-up comedian or not.

01:53 Peace be upon you.

02:02 Peace be upon you, too.

02:04 It's been a while.

02:07 I don't know. I'm not popular.

02:11 Are you popular or funny?

02:12 I'm funny.

02:13 I used to be in Tadak Hawk.

02:15 I'm okay.

02:16 I'm okay.

02:17 After that incident, I was embarrassed.

02:19 I was going to quit.

02:22 You're back now?

02:24 I don't have to pay for the car.

02:26 I'll be back in two months.

02:27 If you're not back, you won't get to pay for the car.

02:30 I'll get to pay.

02:31 I've paid for the week's payment.

02:33 You've paid for the week's payment.

02:34 I hope that's all.

02:35 I've got enough.

02:37 What's your preparation for tonight?

02:38 We've prepared a lot.

02:40 A lot.

02:41 We've prepared a lot.

02:42 You're back now.

02:44 You're not funny.

02:45 Who do you want to invite?

02:48 The one who's not funny.

02:51 If he's not funny, he'll win.

02:53 Who?

02:54 Your friends?

02:55 I don't have any friends.

02:57 I don't have any friends.

02:59 We're just friends.

03:01 You look the same.

03:03 We're with Arteh.

03:11 Yes, that's me.

03:12 There's one more.

03:13 Who?

03:14 Kodi.

03:15 He's on another team.

03:18 So, he lost.

03:19 I don't know.

03:21 You don't want to tell us?

03:23 You're afraid of fighting?

03:25 Because you broke up?

03:26 No, we called him.

03:29 We asked him if he's okay.

03:31 We're worried about helping our friends.

03:33 Are you really helping?

03:34 Yes.

03:37 You're worried about the same fate?

03:42 I haven't been on comedy stage for a while.

03:45 I'm nervous.

03:47 My hands are cold.

03:50 What's the difference?

03:51 You're always funny.

03:53 Why are you still scared?

03:54 I'm scared.

03:56 Why?

03:58 It's 90 seconds.

04:00 Usually, it's 3 or 4 minutes.

04:02 So, we can develop a sketch.

04:04 It's like a theory.

04:06 I'll beat you up.

04:10 But, you can beat me up?

04:12 God willing.

04:13 God willing.

04:15 Your content is meaningful.

04:27 You have to think about it.

04:29 Are you doing the same content tonight?

04:31 Yes, it's the same content.

04:33 But, it's a bit heavy.

04:35 Heavy?

04:36 What's that?

04:37 It's a bit heavy.

04:38 Heavy meaning.

04:40 Do you just depend on him?

04:42 Yes, I depend on him.

04:43 Because, he has more than 400,000 followers.

04:45 He's not just a follower.

04:47 He's funny.

04:48 We have our own idea.

04:53 So, don't forget to watch tonight.

04:54 It's confirmed.

04:55 It's RM50,000.

04:56 You're so arrogant.

04:59 You haven't done it yet.

05:00 Not yet?

05:01 Not yet.

05:02 It's confirmed.

05:05 Okay.

05:06 So, do you depend on him?

05:11 Yes, I depend on him.

05:13 So, you depend on him?

05:15 We just found out about the 90 seconds program.

05:18 Because, we thought it's a 9-hour program.

05:21 But, we depend on each other.

05:24 You depend on each other.

05:25 What if you can't depend on each other?

05:27 Then, we'll have a long face.

05:35 Do you have a make-up artist?

05:37 No.

05:38 I'm not a make-up artist.

05:39 I'm a beauty artist.

05:41 I'm not a make-up artist.

05:43 I'm a prostitute.

05:46 Are you a prostitute?

05:48 Yes, I'm a prostitute.

05:50 What kind of make-up do you want?

05:54 I want a prostitute.

05:56 I want a prostitute.

05:59 Me? A prostitute?

06:00 I thought you're a high-class prostitute.

06:02 No, I'm a low-class prostitute.

06:04 A low-class prostitute.

06:31 The more I worry, the more he'll get on the car.

06:34 What are you worried about?

06:37 He's a snake.

06:38 Check the mic.

06:40 Peace be upon everyone who's in the parking lot.

06:43 What's wrong with you?

06:45 You're empty.

06:59 How was the study?

07:01 Did you like it?

07:03 I can do better.

07:05 I can make Aizad laugh in the second and third round.

07:08 Maybe we should... -Do the second round.

07:11 Can you help Aizad in the second round?

07:14 No, I can't.

07:15 That's not how the programme works.

07:16 It's not the urine.

07:17 It's the place where you got hit.

07:19 How do I know? I was panicking.

07:21 It's okay.

07:22 Take this pill.

07:24 How long do I have to take this?

07:26 He doesn't have to take it.

07:28 He'll go on stage.

07:30 He'll be on the stage.

07:32 You're a double meaning.

07:34 No, it's a fact.

07:37 There's a medicine for that.

07:39 Where's the double meaning?

07:42 The one who's panting.

07:44 He's panicking.

07:46 Snakes have a vein.

07:48 So, he's panting.

07:50 I understand.

07:52 Why does he smell so bad?

07:54 I forgot to use the deodorant.

07:57 Then? -Come here.

07:59 What's wrong with you?

08:01 Do you know the mystery target?

08:03 No.

08:04 Who is it? -The doctor.

08:06 What did he say?

08:07 He said, "Doctor Celebrity".

08:10 So, you're happy with the match?

08:13 No, he hasn't finished his second dose.

08:15 We're not happy.

08:18 But we want more.

08:20 We want to give more.

08:22 "The doctor is not happy"

08:27 Do you feel pain?

08:30 I don't feel pain.

08:32 I'm so nervous.

08:34 I'm not strong.

08:37 I don't feel pain.

08:39 I'm not going to faint.

08:41 Okay, good luck.

08:44 I hope you don't fight.

08:46 Please get ready.

08:49 You can see the doctor.

08:51 This is the second round.

08:54 Can you explain the proverb for this one?

08:58 Level one, okay?

08:59 "Hah, I'm a man of my word."

09:01 "Twice a day."

09:04 D, A, N.

09:18 "D, A, N."

09:20 Everything is going fine...

09:24 ...or anything of the year in the upper world...

09:26 ...if it's going through the year.

09:28 Under the Discover, page 1997...

09:32 ...it says, "The time we're in the upper world...

09:35 ...is not equal to the fellow central states."

09:38 It's not 36.6 degrees Celsius.

09:41 I understand.

09:43 How about you?

09:45 Because it's a fellow city, right?

09:47 So, this cannot be the circle of it.

09:49 No, it's not.

09:50 This is suppression under the definition.

09:52 The definition of suppression is not equal to others.

09:55 Okay, you can go fight otherwise.

09:58 Because we are fighting here, it's not the evening.

10:00 And the right of the one plus two is equal to three.

10:03 Okay, thank you. Bye.

10:05 Where did this bald man come from?

10:10 He's not a bald man. He's an avatar.

10:12 Avatar? His teeth are sharp.

10:14 You're the one who's biting them all.

10:16 Where did you get the smell from?

10:17 I got a "no" just now.

10:18 Who do you want to be the mystery target next week?

10:21 This is a tough question.

10:23 Ramona would be nice too.

10:25 People say she's a funny person.

10:27 Ramona Zamzam.

10:29 If Ramona is the mystery target, who do you want to be?

10:33 Me.

10:35 But you're already this week.

10:37 What do you mean?

10:39 He has a dream to join Solo.

10:41 Can I join again?

10:44 Solo?

10:46 Next week?

10:47 When is Solo?

10:49 1-0?

10:50 Try!

10:53 No?

10:56 How do you feel about the second round?

11:11 We've achieved what we wanted to.

11:15 So, we're satisfied.

11:16 You're really an in character.

11:18 Yes, I didn't notice.

11:20 I like the part where you're like this.

11:22 He can't hear anything.

11:25 You can go over there.

11:28 Poor guy.

11:30 Do you know Eric Lai?

11:32 I know him.

11:33 Yes, I know him.

11:35 I just forgot about him.

11:37 You forgot.

11:38 He's known as...

11:42 What was his name?

11:44 The most handsome guy in Malaysia.

11:46 I don't know him.

11:49 It's okay.

11:52 Thank you, Sempoi.

11:55 We enjoyed it.

11:56 We're all contestants.

12:06 He said that the mystery target...

12:08 ...should be the one in the back.

12:11 That's what he meant.

12:14 He should be the one who did the rehearsal.

12:16 So, people can see him.

12:18 He didn't come for the rehearsal.

12:21 He didn't come for the mystery target.

12:23 Why did he come here?

12:25 He's a comedian.

12:27 It's easy for him.

12:28 I'm tired.

12:29 You're not done yet.

12:30 Sorry.

12:31 We're tired of dancing.

12:34 If you want to be serious, go to Surau.

12:36 It's okay.

12:37 You've tried your best.

12:39 If you don't win, you might win the 500th contest.

12:43 I don't know.

12:45 We'll try our best.

12:46 Thank you.

12:47 The winner of MVP of the week is...

12:51 Hazard Dewa!

12:57 Congratulations!

13:01 Thank you.

13:03 The winner of the fifth week.

13:05 For the first time, we have a series of awards...

13:09 ...in one week.

13:11 We'll find out who the winner is...

13:15 ...through...

13:17 ...through the time...

13:20 ...the mystery target will get darker.

13:23 The first one to win will be the winner of the week.

13:26 And the winner is...

13:29 ...Hazard Dewa!

13:32 Congratulations!

13:36 You won.

13:38 Praise be to God.

13:39 You're both so lucky.

13:41 Praise be to God.

13:43 It's easy to answer.

13:45 But, you were a series.

13:47 So, how did you pay the jury?

13:50 We don't know who the jury is.

13:53 How did you pay them?

13:54 Production?

13:55 Production?

13:56 We don't get to enter the competition if we have a lot of money.

13:59 But, winning is a matter of luck, right?

14:03 It's not about luck.

14:05 It's more about God's will.

14:07 But, if you get the mystery target...

14:16 ...do you think you'll lose?

14:18 No.

14:19 You'll win.

14:21 Because it's written in the will.

14:24 He's so funny.

14:25 But, you're not funny.

14:28 I'm not funny.

14:30 I won't lose.

14:31 He's so funny.

14:35 Our contestants are so funny this week.

14:38 It's okay.

14:41 (upbeat music)

14:43 (upbeat music)

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