Lady Ballers | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
A once-great basketball coach reunites his former high school championship team on a mission to achieve glory. | dG1fUHkyTXpHdG1hSjA
Transcript
00:00 In a world where women's sports is being transformed,
00:07 The Daily Wire calls foul with the most triggering comedy of the year.
00:14 Guys, this is serious. Sports can be your pathway to a better life.
00:27 More like yours.
00:29 Please don't steal my catalytic converter again.
00:31 Winning matters. It's the key ingredient in becoming a winner.
00:34 Maybe you should try it sometime.
00:36 Are you gonna move?
00:38 I am not.
00:39 Let's cut to the chase. I know you're not a woman.
00:44 You don't know how he identifies.
00:46 If you can beat them.
00:47 What do you know about the US Opens for the Global Games?
00:50 You want us to compete as women. $5,000 prizes.
00:53 My lover says you were a great coach back in the day.
00:55 This is the way the world is now.
00:58 My 8-year-old daughter told me all about it.
01:00 So a guy can become a girl with no physical changes at all.
01:04 Oh, that's called gender fluid.
01:05 So I can be a woman on the court and a man in the bedroom. I can't believe it.
01:10 Nice!
01:11 You mean when you're sleeping?
01:13 Yes.
01:14 Coach.
01:16 Alex.
01:17 We can play basketball.
01:18 We have to get the whole team back together.
01:19 It's time.
01:20 We're in.
01:21 I'm in.
01:22 I'm in!
01:23 To play.
01:24 Lady Balders.
01:25 Line up.
01:26 Line up.
01:27 Like a girl.
01:30 That's right. I'm with her.
01:31 This is my team!
01:36 This is my team!
01:37 Heroes.
01:41 Day one of being a girl athlete.
01:43 I love being a girl.
01:45 To sheroes.
01:46 We could dominate every woman's sport.
01:49 Running.
01:50 Swimming.
01:51 Soccer.
01:52 I said sport, Felix!
01:53 Felix!
01:54 This lady's basketball, boys.
01:58 Nobody watches.
01:59 Excuse me.
02:02 Are these seats open?
02:03 Never mind.
02:05 Getting dunks.
02:07 And tucking trunks.
02:15 You know she did it.
02:20 Oh!
02:21 That's the biggest d*** I've ever seen on a lady.
02:25 I don't care.
02:27 Lady Balders.
02:28 One can even be trans aged now.
02:32 Which provides Sheilix with a wonderful opportunity to relive all the experiences that she missed out on in school.
02:37 Streaming exclusively on Daily Wire Plus December 1st.
02:43 We are the champions!
02:45 We are the champions!
02:47 We are the champions!
02:50 We are the champions!
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