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An unlikely basketball team of unappreciated middle-aged Texas women, all former high school champs, challenge the curre | dG1fRERRMzlFOUVoVE0
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00:00Menopause is the most divine time in a woman's life.
00:07Achy joints, mood swings, it's all good.
00:13Hot flesh, Missy?
00:16Oh no, they are closing Tess's mobile breast cancer screening unit.
00:21She was my best friend.
00:23How much money would it cost to get from a unit back in operation?
00:27Where are your old high school earbuds?
00:31In the hall closet, I think. Why?
00:36Hey, I came here to ask you to be a part of something important.
00:39That's a great idea, raising money for Tess's memory.
00:41You want us to play a full court game against the state champs who are 30 years younger than us.
00:46I'm too old to play basketball.
00:48You want me to coach basketball?
00:50Why exactly did you choose me?
00:52Did your elevator stop going to the top floor?
00:54I'm sorry. I just can't.
00:55I see it now.
00:57Hey! Am I too late?
00:59Get it on!
01:01Those girls, they are younger and they are faster.
01:05So what do you all have that they don't?
01:07Lazy husbands?
01:08Higher tolerance for alcohol?
01:10Non-existent gag reflexes?
01:12No!
01:13I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
01:14Why can't you just support me?
01:15Y'all aren't exactly leading ladies anymore.
01:18He can't take this away from you.
01:20This whole thing is so much bigger than you are now.
01:24My best girl?
01:25Ew!
01:26Tell us why you're doing this.
01:27We just want to show the world that women our age, we still got game!
01:30Looks like someone remembers how to handle a ball.
01:32I always remember how to handle balls.
01:34I always remember how to handle balls.
01:36I always remember how to handle balls.
01:38I have to tell you, I have to tell you, I have no objection.
01:42Eww.
01:47Tell us why you're doing this.
01:48We just want to show the world that women our age,
01:50we still got game!
01:53Looks like someone remembers how to handle a ball.
01:56I always remember how to handle balls.
02:12This is for Tess.
02:18One, two, three!
02:20Outlet!
02:23Nice.
02:27Thank you!

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