John Rich | Barstool Rundown
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - All right, it's the Rundown, Thursday, November 30th,
00:05 brought to you by C4 Energy.
00:07 C4 performance energy, energy that hits.
00:10 Look, in the gym and on the field,
00:12 C4 is the choice for athletes, gym junkies,
00:15 and all those who relentlessly seek better performance.
00:17 I know, Fights, you're a gym guy, right?
00:20 - Yeah.
00:21 - Yeah?
00:22 I was watching Surviving Bars with my roommate
00:23 the other night and he goes,
00:24 "That young man, Fights, has some nice muscles."
00:26 (laughing)
00:27 - Is your roommate an 80-year-old man?
00:29 - He was saying it kind of as a joke.
00:31 (laughing)
00:31 I mean, he was serious about your muscles.
00:33 Praise him.
00:34 (coughing)
00:35 I did five steps on him.
00:36 And that's all because of C4.
00:37 With zero sugar, enhanced endurance,
00:39 and explosive energy, you can feel.
00:41 C4 performance energy is the choice
00:43 for professional athletes like Justin Fields,
00:45 Garrett Wilson, CJ Stroud, and B. John Robinson.
00:47 C4 performance energy, energy that hits.
00:50 Find the C4 yellow can at c4energy.com,
00:53 or you can find it near you at findc4.com.
00:58 - All right, rundown.
00:59 Let's start with Deion Sanders,
01:01 co-worker of ours, wins the Sports Illustrated
01:03 Sportsperson of the Year,
01:05 finished four and eight his first season at Colorado,
01:07 didn't make a bowl game.
01:08 But, I don't know, I do feel like
01:10 at least for those few weeks,
01:12 there was some pizzazz about Colorado.
01:15 - Yeah, I would say, I'm not a college football guy,
01:18 so I'm not going to speak too much on it,
01:20 but like, no one else comes to mind
01:23 where I'm like, "How did so-and-so get robbed?"
01:25 - Travis Kelsey.
01:25 - Travis Kelsey.
01:26 - Kelsey's a good one.
01:27 - Kelsey's a good one.
01:28 - So, the way I look at this is like--
01:30 - Kelsey, he's an actor,
01:31 he's a current Super Bowl champion, right?
01:33 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34 - Current Super Bowl champion,
01:35 number one podcast, depending on
01:38 which way you look at ratings.
01:40 'Cause I think we have number one podcasts.
01:42 But, off the field shit, Taylor Swift,
01:46 like bringing people to the NFL.
01:48 So, to your point, those four weeks
01:49 people were talking about Colorado,
01:51 fuck ton more people were talking about
01:53 him and pop culture and this and that.
01:54 And like, also, it's kind of a shit show
01:57 out in Colorado right now.
01:59 - Yeah.
01:59 - The defensive coordinator had issues with that,
02:01 like, he's all about his sons,
02:03 they kind of caused a fight at Colorado State,
02:06 that game got chippy.
02:07 Don't get me wrong, like his guy got cheap shotted,
02:08 but I'm a college football guy,
02:11 it's been a while since I like, cared about Deion.
02:14 This season.
02:15 Maybe 'cause of the Michigan thing overwhelming.
02:17 So like, to me, when you're not even
02:19 the biggest story in your sport,
02:21 it's a tough sell.
02:22 I also think they picked the fucking thing on Columbus Day.
02:25 - And--
02:26 - When's Columbus Day?
02:27 - That should have been on the 10th.
02:28 - Always October 6th.
02:30 - October 6th, okay.
02:32 That's wild.
02:32 That's so like, three, like four weeks into the season?
02:34 - I think they pick it because they have to shoot it
02:37 and do whatever.
02:38 - No shit.
02:39 - [Man] Columbus Day is always October 6th.
02:40 - Yeah.
02:41 - It's a Rico thing.
02:42 - Yeah, yeah.
02:43 (laughing)
02:45 The, I do think, I mean, he, again,
02:48 this is coming from someone who's not
02:50 a huge college football guy, like,
02:51 I was very on the Deion hype train.
02:53 I watched the first three, four Colorado games.
02:55 So, and I think that he kind of had like a,
03:00 maybe not, like, I feel like when he,
03:02 at least when he started,
03:03 dude, like he's changing college football.
03:05 Like--
03:06 - Well, yeah, but there's this underlying thing also
03:08 that the media fucking hates him.
03:10 - Really?
03:11 - I think so.
03:12 - Yeah, I think so.
03:13 - No shit.
03:14 - I mean, he goes back at reporters a little bit.
03:16 - Yeah, the reporters don't like him.
03:17 He did the whole thing with Saban.
03:19 - That was so weird.
03:19 - It's okay.
03:20 - They were waiting to dunk on him at the first call.
03:23 - Yeah.
03:24 - Like they loved picking him last.
03:24 As soon as they start losing, this is, watch the fucking,
03:28 like, so to me, it was kind of shocking
03:30 that Sports Illustrated gave it to him.
03:32 - He also, he kind of seemed like,
03:35 I saw a quote from him at the end of the season
03:38 that I thought was like,
03:39 kind of became the villain real quick, right?
03:41 Where he's like, he said something about NIL deals
03:45 and how he'll just get a new offensive line
03:46 or a new defensive line.
03:47 - Yeah, and he told them bring the Louis.
03:50 - Is that what he said?
03:51 - Yeah, he said like, bring your, what was the quote?
03:53 Bring your luggage, or I'm bringing luggage and it's Louis.
03:56 - Oh, yeah.
03:57 - Meaning like I'm bringing in new guys.
03:58 - Yeah, yeah.
03:59 - Like you guys suck.
04:00 Like that was his first introductory press conference.
04:03 - Yeah, he went from the hero to kind of.
04:06 - Well, he went from villain at that to hero
04:08 once they beat TCU in the first week
04:10 back to kind of villain-ish after.
04:12 - Yeah, I feel like now he, again, I am--
04:13 - But I mean, I don't know how they fucking decided this,
04:16 but like, Times Person of the Year, like, Hitler's won.
04:19 So it's not like, oh, we won.
04:20 - Oh, yeah.
04:20 - He's always the hero.
04:21 Like, it's like the person that I feel like
04:23 dominated the sports headlines the most this year,
04:25 which he does have a strong case for
04:27 when you consider with like how much college football
04:29 is changing with the NILs and stuff.
04:30 - I mean, that was, that first month where he,
04:33 (coughing)
04:34 that video they had of like, it wasn't quite the locker room,
04:38 but it was kind of like the entrance to the locker room.
04:40 I think that was the Colorado game where it was like,
04:42 just like, it was like an A-list event.
04:44 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:45 - It was like, whoa, this is changing.
04:47 - He did it.
04:47 - It was more like a fucking Laker game.
04:48 - Yeah.
04:49 - To my point though, college football is a long season.
04:53 - Yeah.
04:54 - I mean, we're, it goes till past Christmas
04:57 with the championship game.
04:58 And it starts around Labor Day.
05:00 - Which is when?
05:03 - Always August 31st.
05:05 So, it's, he dominated till like September 23rd or whatever.
05:10 - Yeah, you could have thrown out a better
05:13 always Labor Day.
05:14 It's the first month, you could have went like September 5th.
05:17 It's always in September.
05:18 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is always in,
05:19 you're right, yeah, September.
05:20 I fucked it up.
05:21 But we were closing our pool,
05:24 like you were still wearing shorts when the game started.
05:27 It's fucking freezing cold right now.
05:29 Like, that's an eternity in the sports calendar.
05:32 You know what I mean?
05:32 - I was at a bar maybe two weeks ago, Friday night.
05:36 And I obviously hadn't kept up with Colorado,
05:39 but I didn't know, I knew they weren't the hype
05:41 that they were, but I didn't know where exactly
05:43 they were standings-wise and things like that.
05:46 And I looked up at the TV and saw they were down
05:47 like 42 to six to Wazoo.
05:50 I was like, this has to be like a replay.
05:53 'Cause it was a Friday night, right?
05:54 I was like, they don't play on Friday nights.
05:57 There's no way this is the real game.
05:59 I thought it was the real game.
06:00 I was like, oh, Deion is falling on hard times.
06:02 - I will say me, Ben, Rudy, we went on the Pink Whitney Tour
06:06 to a Colorado game.
06:07 The hype had certainly died down.
06:09 We went like November 3rd, maybe.
06:10 It was the most boring game I've ever,
06:12 it was them versus Oregon State.
06:14 We were pumped, we were like, let's fucking go.
06:16 Like, we're going to like,
06:16 and Boulder was sick, but we were like,
06:18 this will be like the coolest game we've been to.
06:20 I think we stayed a quarter, like, this is awful.
06:22 - You stayed for a quarter?
06:23 - We stayed for like a quarter, quarter.
06:24 - It was a bad game.
06:25 - It was like, it was a bad game.
06:26 And like, it was also on national TV.
06:28 So it was literally commercials every fucking,
06:30 so the experience like there was not as amped up
06:33 as we thought it would be.
06:34 - I think they could have, I mean, to wrap it up,
06:36 I think they could have waited till next year, right?
06:39 So then, even though all these storylines
06:42 of little Wayne and stuff like that happened
06:44 the year before, let's say he gets them to seven and five
06:48 next year, and then it's basically like a two year award
06:53 of like, look what he did, you know what I mean?
06:55 - It should have been Travis Kelce this year,
06:56 but I'm just going to guess.
06:57 - It should have been Travis Kelce.
06:58 It's like, now people care about Colorado.
07:00 Like, then it makes sense.
07:02 But you do it so quick and it's like,
07:04 he really dominated fucking four weeks in the world.
07:07 Because in April and like August,
07:08 when that shit was coming out,
07:09 and he's running his players out of town,
07:11 guys are transferring, like,
07:13 it wasn't necessarily like, those weren't glory headlines.
07:15 They were juicy headlines.
07:16 They weren't necessarily like,
07:18 and also like sportsman of the year,
07:19 like, is it sportsmanship,
07:21 or is it just the guy who dominates?
07:22 It's a very like, whatever award.
07:25 I thought Travis Kelce was a fucking no-brainer.
07:26 So this one was kind of shocking.
07:28 - It's also so funny when we get worked up
07:29 about these every time, like,
07:31 maybe you guys will be able to tell me,
07:32 but I bet you wouldn't be able to tell me yesterday.
07:34 Who was last year's sportsman?
07:35 - We only, because Clummer researched it,
07:37 was Steph Curry.
07:39 - Yeah, like, it's very weird how we like,
07:42 get 24 hours, 48 hours jacked up,
07:44 like, what the fuck?
07:45 - Well, I'm gonna, I am a,
07:46 I am 0% jacked up about this.
07:48 I don't care.
07:49 (laughing)
07:50 - I mean, it's all right.
07:51 - It's over, yeah, it's whatever.
07:52 But you can have a take on things.
07:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54 - Like, if it's, put it this way.
07:55 - That's the beauty of a fucking varsity run now.
07:56 - Yes, if I didn't give a fuck about it,
07:58 but now it's presented,
08:00 it's a headline in the day of the event,
08:02 all right, now I do have a thing.
08:03 - Right, I, yeah.
08:04 - If this was not written on that screen by John Wilkes,
08:07 I would have never uttered a word about it.
08:09 - Right.
08:10 - And there's only sportsmen that do that.
08:12 Ryan Chazier's wife publicly outs him
08:14 for having a mistress.
08:16 His wife posted text messages on Instagram
08:18 outing him for cheating.
08:19 Since deleted among the texts sent by Chazier
08:21 were screenshots of books
08:23 titled "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women,"
08:25 second edition, and "Blow by Blow,"
08:27 a step-by-step guide on how to give blowjobs so explosive
08:31 that he will do anything for you.
08:32 Chazier married his wife in 2019
08:34 following a spinal cord injury
08:35 that doctors feared would leave him paralyzed.
08:38 - I do remember that, that was very scary.
08:39 Yeah, I mean, at first, I'll be honest,
08:42 Ryan Chazier tweets on his wife, I don't give a fuck.
08:45 I was like, why is that even a story?
08:46 Like, he's not that big.
08:48 The book stuff is very funny.
08:49 - The book stuff is unbelievable.
08:51 The second edition where she's like,
08:54 I just imagine the first edition
08:55 she forgot to mention like douching or whatever,
08:59 enemas, not douching, enemas,
09:00 where she was just like,
09:02 huge, huge caveat I forgot to say first time, girls,
09:06 fucking you gotta put water in your asshole first.
09:08 - I think you said this.
09:12 Do you know how horny you have to be to like send a letter?
09:15 Did you say that or is that Francis?
09:19 - I don't recall.
09:20 - When you think about the process of like sending a letter,
09:25 like in this day and age,
09:27 this guy's sending books?
09:31 - To be fair, he's not writing the book.
09:34 - But he expects this girl to read the book
09:37 or order it on Amazon.
09:38 Like that's what he's getting.
09:39 - He couldn't have even like sent it to her,
09:42 just had it delivered to her house.
09:43 He was like, here, buy this.
09:45 - I don't know, the book thing to me, this is hilarious.
09:48 Like the element of,
09:50 like what am I gonna look up that really like jacks me up?
09:55 He Googles these books and now his,
09:57 what is his recommended history on Amazon?
09:59 He's gotta have some weird shit.
10:00 - No, that's the twist.
10:01 It's not Amazon.
10:02 He's going to barnesandnoble.com.
10:04 - Oh, really?
10:05 - They have that type of shit at Barnes and Noble?
10:07 (laughing)
10:08 - Though that was-
10:09 - I mean, Blow by Blow was a great name
10:10 for a blow job instruction.
10:12 - But a blow job book, look, anal sex,
10:14 I imagine there are some things you gotta know, right?
10:17 You gotta learn the enemas, the go slow,
10:21 all this good stuff.
10:23 Blow jobs,
10:25 coming from someone who's ever given one, but received one,
10:28 are the easiest things in the world to do.
10:30 - I mean, I've been on the record,
10:32 I'm not a huge fan of getting blow jobs,
10:35 but they should be, so you just lick the tip.
10:37 You just lick the tip.
10:38 That's really all you gotta do.
10:39 - Yeah, I know, I think it came from some,
10:41 like there was a similar thing like this
10:42 and the guy got nailed for like sending a letter
10:44 to his mistress.
10:45 And like, either you or Francis were kind of like,
10:48 what kind of fucking guy is like,
10:50 like what the fuck is going on?
10:51 - Dude, I remember I've only sent a letter once.
10:53 It was not sexual, but like, it was like a breakup letter.
10:58 And it was like, me and my girlfriend
10:59 got in this fucking blowout fight.
11:02 And then, but she was drunk, so she like passed out.
11:05 And I was like, I'm just gonna like,
11:07 I was younger and I was like, I'm just gonna be gone.
11:09 Like, I'm just gonna write a letter
11:10 and I'm gonna leave and be gone.
11:13 And I got like halfway through the letter
11:15 and I was like, this is the dumbest fucking shit of all time.
11:17 So you have a lot of time when writing a letter
11:20 to recalibrate and think everything
11:23 and to fire off a horny one.
11:26 As I, it must've been Francis, I don't recall this.
11:28 It was some, it was definitely like headline,
11:30 but just the same thing, sending books.
11:32 How long was your letter by the way?
11:33 - I got about halfway through it.
11:34 I just wrapped it up and got in bed with her
11:36 and we stayed together for five more years.
11:38 - I wish Clinton Bowles was here.
11:39 I was gonna say 18 pages front and back.
11:43 Like Ross Keller.
11:44 Yeah, the books, I don't know.
11:46 Like send a video, fuck.
11:48 - Dude, the, the.
11:51 - Send a, send a scene in a movie.
11:54 Like I want you to do this.
11:55 - Yeah, do it like this.
11:55 - Yeah.
11:56 - A porn.
11:57 - Her response would be like, you want me to read?
12:00 Like, fuck you.
12:02 - I saw, for speaking of the ultimate guide
12:05 to anal sex for women, I saw a clip
12:08 of the comedian Nikki Glaser the other day
12:10 talking about on some podcast.
12:12 She, she went through a phase, might still be in the phase.
12:16 I don't know, where she really liked anal sex.
12:18 And she was describing the enema process
12:22 and, and how you have to go into the bathroom,
12:26 squirt water up your asshole.
12:27 And then, and this is something I didn't know.
12:29 This is one of those things like maybe,
12:31 maybe you're seeing how the sausage gets made.
12:33 But she's like, you just have to stand in a bathroom
12:35 with a butt full of water and you have to jump like this
12:39 and turn yourself into a ketchup bottle
12:42 to get everything out.
12:43 And I was like, I don't think I like sex anymore.
12:45 - It's extremely graphic.
12:49 - It's extremely graphic.
12:50 I wanted to share it with all of you.
12:52 - Did you, you guys ever get an enema?
12:54 - We've gotten an enema?
12:55 - No.
12:56 - I don't even know what the fuck you got.
12:57 An enema?
12:58 Like just water in the asshole?
12:59 - Yeah.
13:00 - No.
13:01 - You guys?
13:02 - I had a bad stomach virus.
13:05 They thought it was colitis,
13:06 which like people only 60 or over get.
13:09 They were going to put me in a medical journal.
13:11 I was 19.
13:13 I missed my brother's high school graduation.
13:14 That's how bad it was.
13:15 Long story short, I came home one time from the gym
13:18 and like, I was watching my little brother
13:20 and he's like, can we go in the pool?
13:22 He's like six or seven.
13:22 I'm like, not right now.
13:24 Like, I don't feel good.
13:25 I felt like there was a knife in my fucking belly
13:27 and it started turning every 40 minutes
13:30 and it got down to every five minutes.
13:32 And we were trying to do labor.
13:33 We thought it was food position,
13:35 like, or it was like everything I eat was accounted for.
13:37 So like I went to the diner, I did it with my brother.
13:40 So like he didn't get sick.
13:41 As it turns out, it might've been like,
13:43 I think it was E. coli.
13:44 But they were going to put me in a medical journal.
13:47 - I had salmonella.
13:48 - And then they had like,
13:48 - Yeah, you got the chicken version.
13:50 - All right.
13:50 - But so they're like, you know, you're in bad shape.
13:53 We've got to get you an enema.
13:54 So like, all right, like try to hold it like as you can.
13:58 So like the nurse or whatever shoots it,
14:00 bro, it's about three seconds.
14:01 I'm in the hospital bed.
14:02 I go, motherfucker.
14:03 I'm like, I'm done.
14:05 Get me out.
14:06 I run to the bathroom.
14:07 I'm screaming the whole time.
14:08 This lady like was out.
14:09 (laughing)
14:10 She's like, this guy's nuts.
14:11 - Dude, I don't think.
14:12 - But the fact when they told me to try and like hold it,
14:15 I was like, yeah, okay, pal.
14:16 This shit's going out.
14:18 - I don't think I, I don't think I had an enema.
14:20 Maybe it was now that you're explaining it like that.
14:22 But when I had E.coli, I was very young.
14:24 They put something in my ass.
14:27 I thought it was a pill.
14:28 And they told me, they gave me exact instruction.
14:31 Hold it as long as you can.
14:32 But I was leaving.
14:33 Like, it was like, I'll pop this in
14:35 and you get out of here,
14:36 but hold it in as long as you can.
14:37 - Oh, fuck that.
14:38 - And I didn't, I didn't get out of the hospital.
14:39 - Now that we're talking about it,
14:41 I did whenever I had salmonella.
14:42 I mean, I was like three.
14:43 So it's very vague,
14:44 but I remember something going in my ass.
14:45 I remember like screaming in a dark, like,
14:48 it's like one of my first memories.
14:49 (laughing)
14:50 - I remember waddling down the hospital hallway
14:52 being like, I gotta keep it, I gotta keep it,
14:53 I can't keep it.
14:54 - Oh, no, fuck, yeah.
14:55 I lasted about 30 seconds.
14:56 (laughing)
14:57 I was like, fuck you, I'm doing this.
14:59 I've had bad, I had the other one,
15:01 the only time I've ever been constipated
15:02 was when I was in the fucking burn center.
15:05 'Cause I didn't eat, I wasn't,
15:06 you weren't really eating much.
15:08 It is what it is.
15:09 But they're putting you on the pills
15:11 and the fucking meds and shit like that.
15:13 It was, I'll never forget,
15:14 it was like Sunday, like in the witching hour.
15:17 And I hit the bell and I'm like,
15:18 hey, my stomach's bothering me.
15:20 Like, can you send somebody in?
15:23 And then she's like, okay, we'll go, whatever.
15:25 Hit the bell, I'm like, I gotta go.
15:27 Like, this ain't gonna work.
15:28 And they're like, all right, what are the two,
15:30 she's like, we have two options.
15:31 Like, we give you a bedpan
15:33 or we can make this commode thing.
15:36 And I was like, just give me the commode.
15:38 And they're like, okay, we'll go get it.
15:40 And I hit the bell again, like, get it here.
15:42 I don't know if you understand,
15:43 I'm sweating, like, it's bad.
15:45 Constipation is a real,
15:46 I really feel for people who had it.
15:48 So anyway, they wheel the fucking thing in.
15:50 I like leap and I keep my legs straight.
15:52 I like do, it was the most acrobatic thing I've ever done.
15:55 I leap with my legs straight, like this to the commode.
15:58 Like, boom, like, just fucking amazing.
16:01 And then it's hard, like, it's tough coming out.
16:04 And I am screaming, sweating.
16:06 It's literally like pushing that fucking champagne bottle
16:09 like out and you're crying.
16:11 And they closed the glass doors,
16:13 but there was such a cut that like,
16:15 I was still screaming, like screaming so bad.
16:18 - All right, Mack Jones has been benched.
16:21 - That is the worst, when they pill you up.
16:24 - Then it's bad because I'm trying to figure out
16:26 the process of like, who's cleaning this up?
16:29 And these poor fucking, I couldn't look them in the eye.
16:31 - They throw you up.
16:32 - John, I'm literally, and they're like the two nurses.
16:34 I'm like, like, and I just keep going like,
16:36 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:38 I was so embarrassed.
16:39 It was the worst thing.
16:41 Plus then, ah, whatever, Tom's gonna get mad.
16:43 But you're in a closed box that they shut the doors.
16:46 It smelled like a fucking like bomb.
16:48 So now I gotta wait 40 minutes to like,
16:50 before I can let these fucking poor girls back in here.
16:53 Like it was a fucking three hour process.
16:55 Anyone who's constipated, I feel for you.
16:57 - That's when you go to the hospital,
16:58 you get a surgery or something like that.
16:59 And they fucking pill you up and morphine you up.
17:01 And then they like, before they let you go,
17:03 and they're like, we gotta make sure your bowels work.
17:05 You're not constipated, all that.
17:06 And you're just laying in bed.
17:07 Like people are trying to shit the bed.
17:09 So you get the fuck out of there.
17:10 You're like, I just wanna leave.
17:12 My brother had the line of the fucking thing though.
17:14 He goes, he goes, I don't care if those girls
17:16 were paid $3 million.
17:18 He goes, nothing's worth that.
17:19 You disgusting man.
17:21 He goes, having like lived with you and your thoughts.
17:23 And he's like, those girls aren't paid enough.
17:26 I was like, yeah.
17:26 - Rico was hammering the pots and pans.
17:27 (coughing)
17:28 - 2020.
17:29 - For what?
17:31 - Thank you to nurses.
17:32 - 7 PM.
17:33 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:35 - We should get that back on the 7 PM.
17:36 (laughing)
17:38 - Mac Jones benched Bailey Zappi starting fights.
17:42 So resident Patriots fans on this panel,
17:44 what is your thought Patriot fan?
17:46 - I, obviously Mac is not the guy.
17:49 That's pretty clear.
17:51 I'd stick with him.
17:52 Cause I think it's also pretty clear
17:53 that the goal for this season is now high pick.
17:57 But Zappi is nothing special either.
17:58 Some, I said this last week when Mac got pulled at halftime.
18:02 It's, I don't wanna say the Patriots broke him,
18:06 but like he's been broken in New England.
18:09 He obviously won't work there anymore.
18:10 But something happened this year.
18:12 The first two games of the season
18:14 where they played two very good teams.
18:15 I think it was Dallas.
18:16 What was Dallas game four?
18:17 - Miami.
18:18 - It was Dallas-
18:19 - No, they played Philly and Miami.
18:20 - Philly and Miami first two games.
18:21 He showed flashes.
18:24 Like he, every game, both games he had one
18:27 egregious turnover, but there were times where it's like,
18:29 all right, Mac's got the ball on a string right now.
18:32 And then even in the first half of that Jets game,
18:34 he played well.
18:35 He had one ball in particular.
18:36 I remember sending a tweet being like,
18:36 "Mac Jones is becoming the guy before our eyes."
18:38 He had one ball down right side of the field
18:42 into the scoring zone, into the red zone.
18:44 And at halftime, they stopped trying
18:47 and he just never came back from there.
18:49 I don't know what happened at halftime in the Jets game,
18:51 but something happened there
18:52 and it ended Mac Jones' career in New England.
18:55 - It also, I feel like they've done this,
18:57 like I'm glad they're just benching him.
18:59 Like how many times are they gonna start him
19:00 and then bench him at halftime?
19:01 - Dude, I think last week was the third time
19:03 he's been pulled this year.
19:04 - They did it in London or Germany, wherever that was.
19:07 I know that, I feel like they did it last season.
19:10 - Yeah.
19:10 - Multiple times.
19:11 - Last season was at least two.
19:12 I mean, he's not the guy.
19:15 Maybe it'll be Caleb Williams, maybe it'll be Drake May.
19:19 But yeah, I think Mac Jones' career in New England is--
19:23 - I thought Zappi was a stunt.
19:25 - Well, I said this last weekend too.
19:27 He's a fucking pro bowler.
19:30 The drive after we pull Mac,
19:32 he comes in and scores a touchdown almost every time.
19:34 He was exciting in Western Kentucky.
19:35 I know you didn't watch that.
19:36 - No, I did not catch that.
19:37 - Fair, totally fair.
19:39 You have a life on Saturday.
19:40 I envy you.
19:41 - Well, for the boys.
19:42 - Yeah, for the boys.
19:43 - Yeah, I envy you.
19:44 - But yeah, he's, I also think, man,
19:49 you got no wide receivers.
19:50 I think Belichick's a little bit past his prime,
19:52 which I know everyone's not gonna wanna like love.
19:54 I just think it's a bad combo.
19:56 - Yeah.
19:57 - It's a situation of like--
19:58 - They're not a very good team.
20:00 - They're not a good team.
20:01 - And I'll admit Belichick's personality
20:05 and how he loves his team.
20:06 - Yeah, he ain't helping.
20:07 - You can't pitch to your locker room,
20:10 we're not gonna have fun and we're gonna lose.
20:12 Like you gotta pick one or the other
20:14 and obviously you're gonna lose the locker room
20:17 if you're trying to do both.
20:18 - Right.
20:19 - Family Feud host, old Family Feud host,
20:21 Richard Dawson made women contestants
20:24 take herpes tests before the show.
20:27 He was the original host.
20:28 He was always like kissing the female contestants
20:29 on the mouth during show introductions
20:31 and according to a new book,
20:32 he would have all their mouths inspected
20:34 with a magnifying glass to check for sores
20:36 to feel safe kissing them on the mouth.
20:38 King, king behavior.
20:40 (laughing)
20:41 - This--
20:42 - I do this every time I go on a date.
20:42 - I think this popped up on like Instagram or a blog
20:47 or maybe when TikTok first came out
20:49 and like I mentioned it to my parents,
20:50 I was like, yo, this was like--
20:52 - Oh, this is creepy.
20:53 This montage is--
20:54 - This is probably what I saw.
20:56 He did it to every female.
20:57 - Even if they were like ugly?
20:59 - What?
21:00 - Even if they were ugly.
21:00 - If they were ugly, if they were married,
21:01 he did it in front of their husbands.
21:02 They were all into it and it was just normal.
21:05 It was like, oh yeah, Richard Dawson,
21:06 you go on Family Feud, you kiss Richard Dawson.
21:08 Excuse me?
21:09 Like this was wild.
21:10 - It's, I'm not a kisser to begin with.
21:15 - Girl, I don't--
21:16 - Huh?
21:17 - Like you just don't like it?
21:18 - I don't care for kissing.
21:18 I think--
21:19 - When did that phase start?
21:21 I think we're all on the same thing
21:22 of the when you would then,
21:25 you'd be with your friends all day in school
21:27 but then you would go out ice skating Friday night
21:29 and you would say hello.
21:30 You remember being like--
21:32 - What?
21:33 - Shut the fuck up, Tommy.
21:34 (laughing)
21:36 - What are you asking?
21:37 Do you know fights?
21:38 - When you would get in that phase
21:40 where it was like customary
21:41 to give a kiss on the cheek saying hello.
21:43 - Middle school.
21:44 Middle school is hot.
21:45 - Yeah, he's lost.
21:46 - Middle school was, I remember being--
21:48 - Fucking throw me right under that bus
21:50 like you did with the fucking puzzles.
21:51 - I defended you in the tweet.
21:53 I said, "Rico is--"
21:54 - Took a little goddamn while.
21:55 - I was waiting for the challenge to end for spoilers.
21:58 - I remember sixth grade,
21:59 I knew a couple of girls in eighth grade
22:01 and like hugging in the hallway and a little kiss.
22:03 - Every time, that was like--
22:04 - That was a big thing.
22:05 - I remember in elementary school,
22:07 people like the first time two kids would hug,
22:09 a boy and a girl would hug,
22:10 we'd like get in the schoolyard
22:11 and we'd watch them hug for the first time.
22:13 - That's the fucking horniest thing I've ever heard.
22:16 - There was a kiss on the cheek,
22:18 then you move up to kiss on the lips
22:20 and it was like, here we go.
22:21 - And you guys had an audience for all this?
22:23 - Yeah, I was always in the audience.
22:25 (laughing)
22:26 It was like a boy and a girl,
22:27 they'd been dating for a week,
22:29 like they're about to share their first kiss,
22:30 we'd all get in a circle into the day,
22:31 it's like, "Brian and Courtney, they're kissing today."
22:34 And yeah, it was electric entertainment.
22:36 (laughing)
22:37 - I just think going to these great lengths
22:40 of like, I need to inspect their mouths
22:43 in order to kiss them,
22:44 it's almost like we're talking about with the letter,
22:45 where there's a lot of times in between,
22:48 like there's passing through
22:49 where something should go off in your brain,
22:51 but maybe this is a little much.
22:53 - I definitely shouldn't send a letter.
22:54 - Once you have a magnifying glass out checking lips,
22:57 you're probably like,
22:58 "All right, maybe we've crossed a threshold here,
23:00 so this is theater of the bizarre."
23:03 - What I wanna know is, if they did have herpes,
23:06 like can we go back and watch old episodes
23:09 and see the girls he didn't kiss?
23:10 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:11 - Like, can you like pick out the herpes people
23:12 or did you just like swap them out?
23:15 - I think the women were like excited about doing it.
23:18 It's like, "I got a chance to win $100,000
23:19 and I'm gonna kiss Richard Dawson."
23:21 Wait, what?
23:22 In front of my husband, like, what the fuck's going on?
23:23 70s, man, wild times.
23:25 - Ohio attorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can.
23:29 Ohio Supreme Court has been suspended,
23:31 suspended attorney after video service
23:33 of him pooping into a Pringles can
23:35 and dropping it in a parking lot
23:36 of a crime victim advocacy center.
23:39 Court says his conduct called into question
23:40 his fitness to practice law, fair.
23:42 Attorney says he didn't target any specific parking lot,
23:45 but he has a bad habit, quote,
23:47 "Bad habit of putting feces in Pringles cans
23:50 and randomly throwing them from his car."
23:52 Claims he pulled the Pringles prank
23:54 at least 10 times this year.
23:56 That's worse.
23:57 If he was just like, "Yeah, I did this as a one-time thing
23:59 to these people I don't like."
24:01 But to be like, "Yeah, it's a bad habit.
24:02 I can't stop fucking pooping in Pringles cans."
24:04 That makes you even more unfit.
24:06 - All right, so what if he got caught
24:07 if he really had to go?
24:08 - That's fine.
24:09 That's the way he should have went with.
24:10 - No, no, this shouldn't be.
24:12 - I think if you have the opportunity
24:14 of either shitting your pants or shitting,
24:16 like, kind of, I guess, like sanitarily,
24:21 I have no issues with doing that.
24:23 - As someone who, I have one time been stuck in a car
24:27 and really had to poop, and I got off the highway,
24:31 I had a bag and I pooped in the bag.
24:34 And then I quickly realized once I was done,
24:35 I was like, "Why am I, why is there shit in this bag?"
24:37 Like, 'cause I went into the woods.
24:39 I was like, "Now I'm just in the woods
24:40 holding a bag of shit.
24:41 This is, I should just shit on the floor."
24:43 I would think he would have that same realization
24:45 or the ground, that same realization
24:47 after the first time he pooped into a Pringles can,
24:49 where he should have been like,
24:50 "Why am I holding this Pringles can?
24:51 I should just shit on the ground."
24:53 But I guess it's a prank, so it's why he didn't
24:58 have that realization.
24:58 I don't really know.
25:00 - He's clearly purposely, if you do it 10 times,
25:03 you're purposely shitting inside.
25:04 - But what's the prank?
25:06 Like, are people regularly seeing, like,
25:09 cans of Pringles on the ground and being like,
25:11 "Oh shit, I wonder if there's some left."
25:12 - Yeah, I want some Pringles.
25:13 - It is, you see a Pringles can on the ground,
25:16 you think, "Trash, leave that alone."
25:18 Your brain doesn't go, "Oh, maybe a Pringle in there."
25:20 - "Oh, free Pringles can."
25:21 (laughing)
25:22 - The pop top keeps it, they're probably still good.
25:26 - They're definitely still good, but I don't--
25:27 - I just don't get his defense being like,
25:29 "No, I do this all the time, guys."
25:31 (laughing)
25:32 No, this wasn't a one-time thing.
25:33 I've done this 10 times.
25:34 - You guys don't bother me, this is what I do.
25:36 - Yeah, if he would have just said,
25:38 "Yeah, I really had to fucking go,
25:39 like, I think maybe he's still--"
25:40 - I like "drop zone" in quotes.
25:43 - I like that it was--
25:44 - Drop zone, dude.
25:45 (laughing)
25:47 - Drop zone is--
25:48 - That's unbelievable.
25:49 - It is also impressive, let's call it what it is.
25:51 Like, it's impressive.
25:52 - It's fucking narrow.
25:53 - That's a fucking narrow, narrow hole you're hitting there.
25:57 - It's also a two-year-old video.
25:59 - That's--
26:00 - Imagine this coming back like two years later.
26:01 - You thought you got away with it?
26:02 - Oh, geez.
26:03 - Pringles can.
26:05 - Or imagine like, this guy's your current lawyer,
26:07 and you're like, "Oh, I'm trying,
26:08 "I know this is my fucking lawyer."
26:09 - I bet he's kind of like a serial killer who's been caught.
26:12 Like, he's, "I'm done worrying about it, thank God."
26:15 But he's like, every time he got a text from a buddy like,
26:18 "Yo, did you see that video?"
26:19 He's like, "It's about the Pringles can, I bet."
26:21 And now that life is finally over for him.
26:24 - After show, surviving bar stool,
26:27 three participants here.
26:31 Three, spoiler alert, three people still in the game.
26:35 Last night, we had the puzzle challenge,
26:39 the accusations that Kirk was throwing it.
26:44 It was very hard.
26:45 I was building the other puzzle on our side,
26:47 directing our team without the blindfold.
26:49 Rico, unbelievable job listening to directions,
26:52 getting them through like an assembly line today.
26:55 We were great with that.
26:56 I struggled with the puzzle.
26:57 I said on radio,
26:58 "I should have realized it was factor sooner."
27:01 I don't regret building it up 3D.
27:03 A lot of survivor puzzles on the real show
27:04 do build like that.
27:06 - Not even just the 3D aspect of it,
27:08 'cause I obviously, I was blacked out,
27:09 so I didn't see anything until last night.
27:12 The fact that it was 3D or standing tall, fine, whatever,
27:15 but it was a mess.
27:16 Like it didn't look like it was becoming,
27:18 I think from the angle I saw, like that-
27:19 - Well, that's 'cause I didn't have the pieces together.
27:21 - But it just looked like,
27:22 like you couldn't look at that in that fashion
27:24 and be like, "I'm down."
27:25 This is definitely- - Yeah, no.
27:26 I mean, and then felt like, 'cause like, again,
27:28 so Robert's like four word phrases
27:29 that usually don't make any sense.
27:30 I was like, "Or fact or fiction."
27:32 I was like, "Oh, it's just fucking fact."
27:34 Look, the bright lights, it's easy.
27:35 You know, the man in the arena would sit there.
27:38 It's tough, but we still got the W.
27:40 People were accusing, or-
27:42 - I did laugh of Hank in the blindfold,
27:46 being like, "John, John, he's fucking us."
27:49 - Yeah. (laughs)
27:50 - It's just like- - He's sabbatizing.
27:51 - Two idiots. - Kirk's sabotaging us.
27:52 - He's sabotaging us.
27:53 - I, we talked about this on Barstool Radio,
27:55 but like I took that image, 'cause actually,
27:59 I, again, I said this already,
28:00 but there was the very next block,
28:04 Kirk was so wrong that I wasn't even in the right hole,
28:07 'cause I knew where the right hole was,
28:08 that I was like, "Maybe he's right."
28:10 Like, this is, I knew there was, it was illogical.
28:13 There was no reason he would be doing it.
28:14 But like, the fact that he had me
28:16 in the completely wrong box, I was like, "Maybe he's right."
28:19 And I was, I was like,
28:21 "I'll share this information with the class
28:23 "and see what they think of it."
28:25 And I don't think there was ever a real belief
28:28 that like Kirk threw it, but it was-
28:30 - Hank did. - It was some scuttlebutt.
28:31 Hank, no, Hank didn't.
28:33 He says on the video, he's like, "I don't think he did it."
28:36 He says it was a hail Mary.
28:36 - But he whispered to you in the chat,
28:38 like, when he whispers that to you in the challenge,
28:40 that's gotta be a real thing.
28:41 - No, I think he told me later.
28:43 - There's no way he's off the bat,
28:44 being like, "I'm gonna think of this elaborate scheme,"
28:46 to be like, "Let's frame Kirk."
28:48 - At least that's how we maybe,
28:50 maybe later he was like, "It'd look smarter for me
28:52 "if I framed it like that."
28:53 But I believe, I could be misremembering,
28:55 I think Hank told me like, "I knew in this moment
28:57 "I was gonna start saving myself."
28:59 - The question I should ask you,
29:01 'cause you were the only one who didn't have experience
29:03 like me and John of feeding the pieces through,
29:06 how good of a look did you get at
29:10 knowing what to say in terms of passing it through?
29:16 So I guess that board goes out, like what, like three feet?
29:20 - Yeah. - And you're standing,
29:22 you were standing there in front of us?
29:24 - I was standing on your guy's side.
29:26 - Right, so you can't see out--
29:27 - I couldn't really see the bar.
29:29 - So if we're, when we're at the tilted,
29:33 like you're working behind us.
29:35 - It was tough, yeah, it was tough with Jerry too,
29:37 'cause he was shorter, so like, it was,
29:40 like there was one part where I'm like,
29:41 "Jerry, I think it's just fitting."
29:42 And like, I just couldn't really see from my angle.
29:44 - Yeah, that's what I'm, you know what I'm trying to say?
29:46 Like if the piece is over here and I'm standing here
29:49 and he's behind us, he doesn't have,
29:50 and my hand's in the fucking way.
29:51 - You can go to the other side, no?
29:53 - I don't know if we're allowed to.
29:53 - They kept like, what we heard from audio,
29:55 they, right away, they, because like that makes the most
29:58 sense, but then it's a bad camera angle,
30:00 'cause you're shooting his back.
30:01 - Yeah. - Oh, well, yeah, so that--
30:02 - I'm almost defending Tommy a little bit,
30:04 which, you know, is a one-way street, as we see.
30:06 - I defended you, I said, Rico,
30:08 he was so fast with those pieces.
30:09 - I just think it's difficult, like putting--
30:11 - I didn't get the ice skating right.
30:13 - Put it this way, if you needed to tilt it like this,
30:15 he might not be able to see that I needed to tilt it,
30:17 just on the angle. - Yeah, yeah.
30:18 - Also, credit to the production team and shit like that,
30:21 with the game, super hard, 'cause they had spots--
30:25 - Rico, put your mic back on.
30:27 - I thought I did, oh, sorry.
30:32 Sorry.
30:33 - Hey, it's not your fault at all.
30:34 - No.
30:35 But, sorry, credit to the production team for
30:38 building that, like when you get in these challenges
30:42 and you just keep doing it the wrong way,
30:44 you start then blaming the tools,
30:46 not the fucking toolsmen.
30:48 So like, with that arrow, we were gonna get to that point
30:50 where I'm like, this motherfucker doesn't fit.
30:52 As it turns out, you luckily like--
30:55 - Right, like it-- - I don't think we knew
30:56 enough to flip it, we struggled with that first piece,
30:59 that was really the only one we struggled with.
31:00 - Yeah, when you picked it back up the second time.
31:03 - We got lucky that we picked it back up the second time
31:04 the right way, 'cause if we didn't,
31:06 we would've been begging.
31:09 - I won't fit. - 'Cause the other pieces,
31:11 you could tell, all right, this piece isn't symmetrical,
31:13 the arrow looked perfectly symmetrical,
31:15 so it was like, no matter whether you do it this way
31:17 or this way, it doesn't matter, it should fucking fit.
31:19 I guess there was a tenth of a centimeter off
31:23 where it was just not shoving.
31:24 - And that's what makes a good challenge,
31:25 'cause then you start freaking out,
31:27 and you start blaming, and then it's chaos.
31:30 So credit to them for purposely putting
31:32 little kinks like that into the challenge.
31:34 - Yeah.
31:34 Yeah, I mean, it's been great so far,
31:38 Surviving Barstool, three episodes in.
31:41 If you somehow have not watched yet, go watch.
31:44 I mean, the views are crazy.
31:47 I mean, even the first episode I did
31:48 with an age restriction, which sucks.
31:50 - Second one too, I think.
31:51 - I don't think so, yeah. - Oh, really?
31:53 - I have friends who don't text me about any content
31:55 that I do at all, and they're like,
31:57 I can't watch enough of this.
31:59 (laughing)
32:00 - I think it's reaching an outside,
32:03 I think, almost Barstool bubble too,
32:05 where people are just like,
32:06 oh, this is a great reality show.
32:08 - Yeah, it is.
32:09 Obviously, we were there for it,
32:10 but even with all the hype, I knew it was good,
32:14 but I wasn't sure just how good.
32:17 And then watching it now, where there's so much
32:19 I didn't know, and seeing all that,
32:20 I'm like, I'm obviously not really a reality guy.
32:23 And I was like, this is entertaining stuff.
32:25 - Arizona Bowl broadcast on CW.
32:29 Dave found out through a tweet earlier,
32:31 like CW network or something tweeted out,
32:34 like we're partnering with the Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl,
32:37 and Dave was like, this is the first I'm hearing of this.
32:40 So I said, all business Pete has taken Warsaw.
32:43 He's got his troops, he's going into Poland,
32:45 like this is our group.
32:46 - Well, I imagine Dave's pretty pissed about it,
32:50 because I would guess this changes the entire broadcast.
32:52 - Yeah, I was gonna say, let's see,
32:53 has he tweeted any more about, I mean, yeah,
32:54 being on YouTube where you can say whatever
32:56 versus being on cable TV is--
32:56 - Yeah, you can't slay or you can't do anything.
32:58 - Something Dave certainly should have wrote about.
33:00 (laughing)
33:01 - Like I would guess that means--
33:04 - He hasn't said anything.
33:05 - Yeah, you can't swear,
33:06 you can't do any like Barstool-y type stuff.
33:09 And I would think that--
33:09 - It kind of ruins, I feel like,
33:11 the whole point of the broadcast.
33:11 - Yeah, like take people who are good at this
33:14 and just make them do cosplay real broadcasting.
33:17 I don't know, that doesn't seem like the smartest thing,
33:19 but I guess we'll see.
33:20 - And one last personal plug,
33:23 go subscribe to my YouTube, please, Tommy Spokes YouTube.
33:26 Yeah, no, I released my music video on there,
33:30 I'm gonna be moving all Smokeshrow episodes over there,
33:32 so subscribe to Tommy Spokes,
33:33 just Tommy Spokes YouTube, just my own YouTube.
33:35 Subscribe to Healthy Debate,
33:36 subscribe to Out of Order, KFC Radio, please own this.
33:39 And last up, Janks has been hired,
33:42 Frank and Janks, the dynamic duo who have been,
33:45 I feel like, traveling together for a year.
33:49 - Octatron.
33:54 - Janks has been, well, what exactly is the role
33:57 that you've been--
33:58 - What's up, dude?
33:59 Nice to meet you.
33:59 - What is the exact role that you've been hired for?
34:01 - I don't think that's been clearly defined.
34:03 (laughing)
34:04 - Makes sense.
34:05 - Basically, Frank's a superstar,
34:08 and we just need to maximize that.
34:10 So building sponsorships around Frank,
34:12 partnerships around Frank,
34:14 and really leveraging him as much as possible
34:17 for the company.
34:18 - So you're more of a salesman for him than like a Frankie?
34:23 - Well, definitely a Frankie.
34:25 - You're like his everything.
34:26 - I'm his everything.
34:27 (laughing)
34:28 So I think the way you would say it is like conciliate,
34:30 bodyguard, salesman, therapist, punching bag.
34:35 - Trainer.
34:36 - Driver, personal trainer.
34:39 Anything else, Frank?
34:40 - We're looking at, we're in the early stages
34:41 of planning a 30 ballpark tour next year.
34:44 Of course, we're gonna be going a lot of events
34:46 here and there.
34:47 I mean, it's gonna be, we're gonna be going everywhere,
34:50 and then if I'm at an event,
34:52 and I wanna go do a raw dog,
34:53 he'll be there to help shoot it.
34:55 He'll be able to help your raw dog.
34:56 Yeah.
34:57 - It's John Madden meets Anthony Bourdain
34:59 meets the Muppets meets planes, trains, and automobiles.
35:02 - That is, I read that in yesterday's blog.
35:04 That is, that's a show that I would like to watch.
35:06 - I have a question for you, Frank.
35:07 At what point, 'cause I feel like you're, you know,
35:10 you like people, but there's people you don't like.
35:12 At what point did you, and you and Cenk's journey
35:14 through like, I like this guy,
35:15 you could keep like traveling around with me.
35:18 Or are you just neutral towards every human being?
35:21 - I'm neutral to someone drives me nuts.
35:24 - Okay.
35:25 - So I haven't driven you nuts yet.
35:27 - But it's good.
35:28 - It wasn't a no.
35:29 (laughing)
35:30 - I think this is good.
35:31 I think this is gonna be great.
35:32 I think this is gonna be some great content.
35:35 And of course, we're looking to boost my YouTube channel.
35:39 You know, Frank Cenk Fleming, you know,
35:42 I'm trying to get up to, if I start getting that boosted,
35:45 maybe I'll do more live streams.
35:47 So get my YouTube channel boosted.
35:50 It's all my archives are there.
35:52 And when my Dirty Ballparks,
35:55 when our Dirty Ballparks happens,
35:56 that's what archives are,
35:57 and you're gonna wanna go see it.
36:00 So subscribe to YouTube.
36:00 - Are you living near,
36:02 I know there was a moment on The Dozen recently
36:05 where you were just in like down on the couch.
36:07 Are you living with Frank?
36:08 - Yeah, and I appreciate you clearing that up.
36:10 So Frank and I are not involved in a romantic relationship.
36:13 I don't live at Frank's house.
36:15 But the thing about Frank,
36:17 if you're like working for and with Frank,
36:19 he doesn't do the five day, you know, week.
36:22 It's seven days.
36:23 And Frank started this walking initiative
36:26 where today we're going on walk 64.
36:28 He hasn't missed one day.
36:29 And there hasn't been one day
36:30 where I've had to even nudge Frank.
36:32 He's on top of it.
36:33 So I commute out to Jersey.
36:37 - Where do you live?
36:38 - Three, four times a week.
36:39 I live on the Upper East Side.
36:40 - Jesus.
36:41 (laughing)
36:44 So you're gonna be in the office with Frank
36:46 whenever he's here, five days a week or whatever.
36:48 And then are you gonna be going to Frank's on the weekends?
36:50 - Yes, I'm with Frank every day.
36:51 I don't have a social life,
36:53 which makes me a perfect candidate for this role.
36:55 - I mean, especially this time of year,
36:58 Friday, Saturday is my weekend.
37:00 Sunday I'm usually here doing streaming.
37:03 - So Saturday, Dranks is off the hook.
37:05 He can...
37:06 - No, I met his house Saturday.
37:07 - Oh, okay.
37:08 - I'll be there, what, early Saturday, right Frank?
37:10 - Yep, we're gonna do a nice walk on Saturday.
37:11 We're gonna go everywhere, anywhere, any place.
37:14 And then when we start traveling,
37:16 we're gonna still keep the walks up.
37:17 We're gonna go checking out museums.
37:19 We're gonna be everywhere.
37:20 - Will you ever grant Dranks a day off?
37:24 - I don't want it, so he doesn't need to answer.
37:25 (laughing)
37:27 - I don't think he was gonna say yes.
37:28 - I think I'm the hardest worker in this company, man.
37:29 - Yeah.
37:30 - No, but the key is continuity for the fans.
37:32 So if Frank breaks his walking streak, it's my fault.
37:35 So like, we can't allow that no matter what.
37:37 I was at his place Thanksgiving night.
37:38 We got the walk done.
37:39 - No way.
37:40 - We'll get to his place on Christmas
37:41 or he's coming to my house and we're gonna get the,
37:42 or not, nothing's stopping us
37:44 unless one of our limbs break.
37:45 - Dude, the Frank train is rolling.
37:47 - Yes, it is.
37:48 - People think, you know, Dave is tough on like Austin.
37:51 I think Frank might be tougher on Jen.
37:52 (laughing)
37:53 - We're just wired the same way.
37:55 - Yeah, we got Mikey also coming aboard too.
37:57 He's gonna be helping us sometimes.
37:59 He's gonna be, he's in Chicago,
38:01 but he does a lot of the internet stuff for me
38:02 and he's gonna be coming to New York regularly.
38:06 So it's--
38:06 - It's like when Wolbert came in.
38:09 He's like, oh, that's my social guy.
38:10 - Yeah.
38:11 (laughing)
38:12 - He's got a team.
38:13 - He's got a team, yes.
38:13 - When you came on, Jenks,
38:15 did you think it was,
38:17 were you shocked that they're like,
38:18 Frank didn't have a dedicated salesperson
38:22 or even a person who it seemed like was selling Frank?
38:26 - Well, the truth is I come from a sales background
38:29 from more traditional companies, you could say,
38:32 where I just didn't know what the structure was
38:34 here at Barstool.
38:35 - Have you figured it out?
38:37 - So it's kind of a fluid situation
38:40 where we're trying to create a new way to go at this
38:44 and be able to really maximize the potential.
38:47 But when this started, I was just a big fan of you guys
38:50 and things just kept escalating.
38:52 And then I realized,
38:53 I think I could actually help the company,
38:55 not just like, you know, have fun,
38:57 but actually legitimately produce good stuff for the company
39:01 so fuck it, I'm quitting this job.
39:03 I had like a really good job, great boss and everything,
39:05 but why not just go for it?
39:07 - No shit.
39:07 - Why not be at Frank the Tanks on Saturday?
39:09 - I got a lot of--
39:10 (laughing)
39:10 Yeah, now I'm with Frank the Tanks.
39:11 - Yeah, I think I inspired him
39:12 with my never could be a dream speech.
39:15 (laughing)
39:16 - That speech helped.
39:17 And then I had a lunch with Stephen Chey
39:19 where he said to me,
39:21 he at one point was doing part-time Barstool
39:23 and something else.
39:24 And he said he hit like a breaking point
39:25 where he had to pick one or the other.
39:27 I don't think in any way he was encouraging me
39:29 to quit my job.
39:29 (laughing)
39:30 But that conversation helped quit that.
39:32 And then I also had to do a call with my sales team
39:36 while I was filming Frank doing a raw dog in Philadelphia.
39:39 (laughing)
39:40 And I have video footage of that.
39:41 And that was when it was like,
39:43 this is getting too bad.
39:44 - How long were you gonna go on before you were,
39:48 like if you didn't get hired now,
39:49 were you like,
39:50 I assume eventually you would have had to be like,
39:52 I can't keep following you around for free.
39:54 - Yeah, no, no, no.
39:55 Well, I think that's a good question, Tommy,
39:57 because let's just be clear.
39:58 When you change your whole life from like being 34
40:02 and by yourself all the time
40:03 to living with Frank the Tank.
40:05 - Right, minor.
40:06 - The energy around this man everywhere you go.
40:09 There's a lot of personal ROI there.
40:11 It's not like I'm some victim
40:12 that was being taken advantage of.
40:13 I wanted to be there and I loved it.
40:15 And like, I would do it all again.
40:17 What was the question?
40:19 - How much longer would you have kept it?
40:20 Like let's say Barstool,
40:21 we're not gonna lie. - So my plan was,
40:22 my plan was run my savings all the way down to zero,
40:26 15 years worth of savings,
40:27 and then see how far banks would let me go on loans.
40:32 - Jesus.
40:33 - And just force you guys to fucking hire me.
40:35 (laughing)
40:36 - Well, it worked.
40:38 - But no, I didn't have a backup plan
40:40 because the other thing in like the corporate world-
40:43 - What would be the backup plan
40:45 to being Frank the Tank's assistant?
40:46 There's no parallel.
40:48 - I didn't have a backup plan to ruining my credit score
40:50 and running out of money.
40:52 - Also when you publicly quit a very good job,
40:54 you're not the most like attractive hire
40:58 for the next VP.
40:59 - What is this one year gap on the resume
41:02 where you were filming a man eating hot dogs
41:05 and drinking soda?
41:06 - With your ass hot, dancing around.
41:08 (laughing)
41:09 - I'm just-
41:10 - You could have done that up on a resume though.
41:11 You could be like social media head-
41:13 - Yeah, social media expert advisor.
41:16 - High level, like yeah,
41:17 like high level personal assistant
41:18 to top 100 influencer on the internet.
41:21 You could have made that one.
41:23 - All right, well, subscribe to Frank's YouTube.
41:25 Anything else you guys want to talk?
41:26 - I think one other thing,
41:27 tomorrow we're doing our second weigh-in.
41:30 We did our first weigh-in after Frank had done 32 walks.
41:33 Tomorrow will be walk 64, right?
41:35 Or 65? - Day 64.
41:36 - Tomorrow 65.
41:38 So keep your eyes out on that.
41:41 But just for the record,
41:42 Frank is pacing right now to lose over 100 pounds in a year.
41:46 - No, yeah, add babe Frank.
41:47 - Yeah, it shows.
41:48 Frank, you really look good.
41:50 - He's hard on himself though.
41:51 He constantly feels,
41:53 he doesn't compliment himself much
41:54 and he's fucking hard on himself.
41:55 So appreciate everyone that gives him the love.
41:57 And when we're on the walks, a lot of people encourage.
41:59 But keep your eyes out.
42:00 Tomorrow we'll have another update.
42:01 - Yes.
42:02 - Frank, you want to do a challenge with me?
42:04 We'll spot each other, we'll be spotters.
42:06 Starting January 1st,
42:07 if you see the other guy drinking a soda.
42:09 - No.
42:10 [laughing]
42:11 - 'Cause I got a Coke pack too.
42:12 - No.
42:13 - No?
42:14 [laughing]
42:15 - That's one of his big content series.
42:17 - Oh, all right.
42:19 Yeah, that's fair.
42:22 - I will say in Frank's defense,
42:24 'cause a lot of people chirp at him about the diet
42:25 and say shit like, "Oh, you go for that walk
42:27 "and then you eat all the food."
42:28 He is very subtly and quietly chipping away at the diet,
42:32 very subtly and steadily going down on the sodas,
42:36 more diet, less fucking all sugar,
42:38 and like all the raw dogs and stuff.
42:40 He takes like two bites and the rest goes out.
42:42 So he's working on it.
42:44 - Other than reviews?
42:45 - No.
42:46 - No.
42:47 - That's what I'm trying to do.
42:48 - I can't do it.
42:49 I can't drink water with food.
42:52 - I agree with that too.
42:53 I feel like I'm on a fuck, I always said it.
42:55 I don't want to feel like I'm on the Nathan's hot dog.
42:57 - He has been crushing body armors though on our walks.
43:00 - Yes.
43:01 - That's been his hydration walk.
43:02 - Yes.
43:03 - Water.
43:04 - Good plug.
43:05 - Is that official sponsor of Frank the Tank?
43:07 - Yes, they are.
43:08 I mean, not via me, via pre-existing bar style people.
43:11 Not us.
43:12 - I loved it.
43:14 I had to tell him that I am real and I am spectacular.
43:18 - All right, well, keep it going.
43:20 Frank, you're doing great.
43:21 Drinks are helping him a lot.
43:22 And let's take this to the moon.
43:24 - All right.
43:25 - Yes.
43:26 - Thanks guys.
43:27 - See you guys on Monday, right?
43:28 Today's Thursday.
43:29 Yeah, see you Monday.
43:30 (whooshing)
43:32 [BLANK_AUDIO]