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00:00SVP made a really good point when he came on the show today.
00:03That shot on 15 that was an all-time shot.
00:07He said he was like, it was an all-time shot.
00:10Tiger gets an eagle there.
00:12Right.
00:12And he ends it right there.
00:18All right.
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01:58Starting with the most obvious, the Masters.
02:01An unbelievable Sunday.
02:04Rory chokes, plays great, chokes, plays great, chokes,
02:14and then wins it on the last hole.
02:16I was rooting heavily against him.
02:19I do not like Rory.
02:21I am an anti-Rory guy.
02:23Maybe I'm reading too much into it,
02:25but the cell phone thing, really.
02:27I mean, I didn't love him before that,
02:29but the cell phone thing, to me,
02:31shows his true color.
02:32It's just a total jerk-off.
02:34It's a lot of time ever.
02:36Watch.
02:39There you go.
02:49Before that, he had that thing where he peeled out
02:53of the parking lot.
02:55Golf people, I've heard defend him.
02:57They're all cheering.
02:59I don't like Rory.
03:00I want Justin Rose to win.
03:01I don't like Rory.
03:06I thought the cell phone thing would have been a bigger thing.
03:10Because golf people like Josh Isner,
03:12who is Riggs' like sugar daddy,
03:17and a good guy, and he's a big golf guy, isn't there?
03:20He was like, well, how would you like it
03:22if somebody heckled you during work?
03:23That's the game.
03:24Golf people are soft.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Golf people in general are very soft loser mentality losers.
03:31Yeah.
03:31I thought that would have been more of a knock on him,
03:34but it seemed like everyone knew that he was a choke artist,
03:37but wanted it to happen.
03:38At least my timeline was all, oh, no, every time he fucked up,
03:42and let's get this done, Rory, every time he-
03:44Oh, people are rooting for him.
03:46Golf people are going crazy for him.
03:48Yeah.
03:48Not to mention the whole, I mean,
03:51allegedly hooking up with the golf reporter,
03:55and then right back with your wife,
03:56I think Rory's a very unlikable dude if you're not caught up in the world of golf.
04:06But then you have people who, like, I mean,
04:10Isner, again, was, and as a golf guy,
04:13kind of defending him like the guy with the cell phone was wrong.
04:21Wrong, yeah.
04:21Right.
04:22Yeah, I think golf fans,
04:23so I'm the same with you, Dave.
04:25I was rooting for him to choke.
04:26I actually, there was a funny clip.
04:29We had Whitney on PMT on Friday,
04:31and Whitney was saying he was rooting for Rory to do it,
04:33and I was like, I'm rooting against him.
04:35And Whitney was like,
04:35so you're telling me if there was a five-foot putt on 18,
04:40if he misses, he goes to a playoff.
04:41If he hits it, he wins.
04:43What are you rooting for?
04:44I was like, playoff all day.
04:45Like, so it literally happened.
04:47If he were, like, on the 18th, like, about to putt it in to win,
04:51I'd be like, that's pretty cool.
04:52But if there was any chance that he could blow it,
04:54I think I'd still be rooting.
04:55It's like you root against him,
04:56but then when he does it, it's like,
04:58yeah, what a tremendous story.
04:59So if he had a five-footer Sunday to win it,
05:01are you, and if he misses it, he loses it.
05:03I think I'd root for it too.
05:04Which I guess doesn't make sense,
05:05because if he made it.
05:07Yeah.
05:07Or like, yeah, if he had a five-footer to win,
05:09or he goes to a playoff.
05:11You're rooting for the playoff.
05:12I would be.
05:12So you don't like him.
05:14Yeah.
05:14You don't like him.
05:14I guess I don't.
05:15Like, hardcore golf fans,
05:16they, like, kind of root for,
05:18they almost, like, root for, like,
05:19whenever the guy is, like,
05:20doing something incredible,
05:22they're like, oh, yeah,
05:23like, they're all, like,
05:24band of brothers, like,
05:25the course.
05:25They root for golf.
05:26Yeah, they root for golf.
05:27They want to be greatness.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:29It's like, I don't know.
05:30It's a fucking interesting storyline.
05:32This guy keeps choking.
05:33Like, I like watching it.
05:34And I also, Dave,
05:35the other one that,
05:36because I was thinking about it too,
05:38because I didn't have a feeling about Rory.
05:39Like, I had no opinion on Rory
05:41for the first 10 years of his career.
05:44It also was the Ryder Cup.
05:46Remember the hat gate?
05:47And, like, he was, like,
05:48charging him in the parking lot.
05:50Yeah.
05:50And I got very, like, you know,
05:51USA shit feeling in my body.
05:54So, like, that was,
05:56and he always talks about Liv,
05:57and he's bitching about it,
05:58like, way after the fact.
06:00So, yeah, I wasn't rooting for him.
06:01Is it impressive?
06:02I mean, it's, obviously,
06:03he's the sixth all-time to do it.
06:05It was maybe, like,
06:07one of the best rounds of golf
06:09that I've, not, like, playing rounds,
06:11but, like, drama rounds
06:12that I've ever watched.
06:13So I was on the edge of my seat,
06:16but I was rooting for him.
06:16And then you got to,
06:17I tweeted after,
06:18it was, like,
06:19sometimes you got to tip your cap
06:20as a hater.
06:21Like, he exercised all the statements.
06:23He did it.
06:23I'm not going to full tip my cap.
06:27Nope.
06:28You're not going to get me
06:28to full tip my cap.
06:29I also think that, like,
06:31the next time that there's
06:32a five-foot putt,
06:33I'm thinking,
06:34Roy McIlroy might miss this again.
06:36I mean, he went on to win it,
06:38and so, you know,
06:39all is erased.
06:40But I still think of him as, like,
06:42every time he's there
06:43with a shot like that,
06:44it's not a gimme for me.
06:45I tweeted,
06:47he may win this,
06:48but he's not that guy.
06:49Because I get it.
06:51But he is.
06:51Because he has a career brand plan.
06:54I just said,
06:55I'm not tipping my cap.
06:56Okay.
06:57Golf is a game.
06:58There's a lot of things.
06:59Like, I have tipped it.
07:02Nobody made a move
07:04on that leaderboard.
07:05And if anybody,
07:05this guy kept that cupboard open
07:08and let anybody have a chance
07:11over and over and over.
07:14All right.
07:14I understand what you're saying.
07:15Like, he is,
07:16he is,
07:17you can't really say anything about him
07:19because he's literally in history.
07:21He's sixth all-time to do Grand Slam.
07:23But SVP made a really good point
07:24when he came on the show today.
07:26That shot on 15
07:28that was an all-time shot.
07:30He was like,
07:31he said,
07:31he was like,
07:32it was an all-time shot.
07:33Tiger gets an eagle there.
07:35Right.
07:35And he ends it right there.
07:38And the one end of the creek
07:40was one of the great choke shots
07:42that people forget.
07:43And missing that putt
07:44was one of the great choke shots.
07:46So, yeah, he won it.
07:48So, it erases.
07:51But it went from,
07:53it went from, like,
07:55the greatest choke ever.
07:58It's not like he played unbelievable.
08:01No, he was all over the place.
08:02He had the best and worst round of his life.
08:05It was maybe the most dramatic Masters,
08:07but he didn't, like, step up.
08:08He didn't, he didn't,
08:10I didn't walk off,
08:11be like, he won that
08:12because of his pure greatness.
08:14He was choking,
08:15making shots all over,
08:17and no one else made a move.
08:18Just nobody else made a move.
08:19But I was more,
08:21even as someone who was hating on Rory
08:22and didn't want him to win,
08:23I was more satisfied
08:25with how it went down
08:26than if he had just won by, like, five.
08:28A hundred percent.
08:29Because at least he had to earn it
08:31in the fact that he choked
08:32so many times
08:34and had to bounce back
08:35and, like,
08:36and collect himself up off the mat.
08:37Yeah, a hundred percent.
08:39That, that's fair.
08:40I just, it's always a golf.
08:42If you root for everybody,
08:43you root for nobody.
08:44Like, I,
08:45you should be allowed
08:47to basically act like
08:48our mini golf tournament
08:49when he misses that putt.
08:50Like, beat his face.
08:51Like, blah.
08:52With a chance to tie the hole,
08:54but win the match.
08:55Oh, wait, he missed it.
08:56Oh, wait.
08:58What did he do?
09:00He missed it.
09:02I even,
09:07I bet a little on Bryson
09:09on Sunday
09:10because I just wanted action
09:11because I had Scotty
09:12from before the match
09:13and Brooks.
09:14And, like,
09:15I bet on Bryson
09:16and I felt dirty doing it
09:17because I was like,
09:18even though Brooks and Bryson
09:19have squashed their beef,
09:20I was like,
09:20I don't like this guy.
09:21So, I agree.
09:22Like, you got to kind of
09:22pick your guys.
09:24To your point about
09:25the golf people,
09:26the fact that it was a big deal
09:27that Bryson DeChambeau
09:29and Rory didn't talk
09:30during the round.
09:31Oh, Bryson's such a pussy
09:32for that.
09:33Such a pussy.
09:34But, you know,
09:34it's also like,
09:34who fucking, yeah,
09:35they should hate each other.
09:36They should hate each other's throats.
09:37I don't know.
09:38Did you see there was a clip
09:40of them, like,
09:40before they teed off?
09:42Like, Rory was like,
09:43good luck out there?
09:43Oh, no, it's not even true?
09:45Yeah, they, like,
09:47Bryson is such a,
09:48Bryson, you could tell
09:48it bothered Bryson
09:49that he brought that up.
09:50And it's funny because, like,
09:52I think Bryson has obviously
09:53done a really good job
09:54with his PR,
09:55but it's also very calculated.
09:57And clearly,
09:58no one got to him
09:59before he did that interview
10:00because, like,
10:00you can't lose
10:02the way Bryson lost
10:03and then be like,
10:04yeah, the guy didn't talk to me.
10:05Yeah.
10:06He was off the whole day.
10:09He just didn't,
10:10he was bad.
10:11Like, if,
10:12again,
10:13he puts,
10:13I think,
10:14I think Rory would have crumbled.
10:16And I think if he could have put
10:17somebody else's pressure,
10:19like,
10:19there were shots,
10:20I guess you can't blame Rory
10:22that nobody else made a move.
10:24But right before Rory
10:25put that thing in the creek,
10:26like,
10:27it was over.
10:28Everyone around him
10:29was going backwards.
10:31Well,
10:31Justin Rose made the move.
10:32Justin Rose put 10 birdies.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Yeah.
10:35But even,
10:35he was so far back.
10:37I know.
10:38Great tournament.
10:39Great theater.
10:41I don't like Rory.
10:43I wish he didn't win.
10:44I don't know how everybody
10:44loves Rory.
10:45He's like,
10:46his,
10:46his crying was a little bit
10:48much for me.
10:51I also,
10:52I,
10:52I made a video.
10:53You guys both have kids.
10:54I didn't post it.
10:55I'm glad I didn't post it.
10:56I thought
10:57when he was walking
10:59to,
11:00like,
11:00the playoff hole
11:01after he choked
11:02and he,
11:02like,
11:03kissed his wife
11:04and his baby,
11:04that was like
11:05a pre-PR move.
11:07The old Mike Rapoli
11:09when he loses
11:09a big horse race,
11:11be like,
11:11wow,
11:11I got my family,
11:12so all's great.
11:13Like,
11:14you're going to like
11:15this happy family moment
11:16after you just
11:16dead dog choke.
11:18I don't like Rory.
11:19I don't like Rory.
11:19I don't like him
11:20taking the cell phone,
11:21whatever.
11:22But it was a dramatic,
11:23great tournament.
11:24No doubt.
11:25I think,
11:25I think less of the golf world
11:27for not caring about
11:28that cell phone video.
11:29That's them.
11:30Yeah.
11:30I mean,
11:31that is,
11:31like,
11:32I get where they're coming
11:33from with their shtick,
11:34but to not,
11:35to not,
11:36like,
11:36make that guy pay for that.
11:38If you can hit a golf ball,
11:39you can do whatever you want
11:39in the golf world
11:40and everybody just loves it.
11:41It's crazy.
11:42Nuts.
11:42And then they do this,
11:44the back from a ship.
11:45They take their hats
11:46and they're like,
11:47you just came back from sea
11:48and they wave them at you.
11:51UFC,
11:52I was there.
11:53Patty the Batty,
11:55he's awesome now.
11:56Yeah.
11:59Unbelievable.
12:00Front row,
12:00I had quite the night.
12:01That Patty the Batty,
12:03Trump,
12:04I saw,
12:05told him I liked
12:06the water pressure.
12:07I saw you.
12:08Yeah,
12:08I'm like,
12:09I love the water pressure.
12:10He loved that.
12:11And then the guy
12:12who loves Hitler lost.
12:13So that was a win for me.
12:15That was a good win
12:16all the way across.
12:17Always a great night at UFC.
12:19I will say it takes,
12:20you get home at 3 a.m.
12:21You can't get out
12:22of those events.
12:23They go on forever.
12:25But Patty the Batty,
12:27he looks so good.
12:28He may be a title champion.
12:31They were super nice,
12:32by the way.
12:32Him and his manager are like,
12:33we love you guys,
12:34whatever you need.
12:35Like,
12:35you've been there
12:36from the beginning.
12:37Dana actually told me
12:38he's like,
12:39go in the ring with him
12:40after he won.
12:41It's like,
12:41I'm definitely not doing that.
12:43Like,
12:43I don't want to be
12:44like the center of attention.
12:46Also,
12:46me and Robbie
12:47may have been booed.
12:48That would have been
12:49such an awkward moment.
12:50That would have been
12:51the worst thing ever
12:54if you were just
12:55awkwardly in there.
12:56Oh my God.
12:57Yeah,
12:57I was like,
12:58he's like,
12:58go,
12:58go.
12:59It's like,
12:59no,
12:59I can't.
13:00I don't want to upstage it.
13:01Me and Robbie
13:01may have gotten booed.
13:03They put us on the Jumbotron
13:06and we both had Patty gear
13:09and we're like,
13:10oh,
13:10maybe they don't like Patty.
13:11But then the crowd
13:12cheered for Patty.
13:13No,
13:13so it was just you two.
13:14So it could have just
13:15been me and Robbie.
13:16It could be because
13:16I'm going left and right.
13:17People are like,
13:18oh,
13:18is this,
13:19is that?
13:19I don't know.
13:19I don't know.
13:20But I think we may
13:22have gotten booed.
13:23Damn.
13:24Wow.
13:24Yeah,
13:25it's because you're
13:25going Democrat
13:26for the terrorists.
13:27I also,
13:28yeah,
13:28I love how you're
13:28trying to throw
13:28Bob Fox in there.
13:29Like he is,
13:30I think if they're booing,
13:31it's well,
13:32he had a big Patty,
13:33the baddie,
13:35but then they cheered
13:35back.
13:36Kevin's right.
13:37Yeah.
13:38So if the crowd's booing,
13:40they're booing you.
13:40And just to clarify,
13:42I said,
13:42just to clarify,
13:44I'm getting people
13:45that like,
13:45you're such a scumbag.
13:46You said if the economy
13:47tanks over the next
13:48four years,
13:49you'd go Democrat.
13:50Like,
13:51like I'm the only one
13:51in the world
13:52who cares about the economy.
13:53They're like,
13:53you fucking,
13:54you're such a spineless loser.
13:56You care about the economy.
14:00Hold on.
14:00Time out.
14:01For you to,
14:02for you to put it out
14:03as I think me
14:05and Bob Fox
14:06got booed.
14:07Bob Fox.
14:07Yeah.
14:08He was on there with me.
14:10Bob's a big UFC guy.
14:12Bob's a big UFC guy.
14:14I understand.
14:15And he's very,
14:16he's very good.
14:17He's got great connections,
14:18but like,
14:20you're the guy.
14:21Bob had this big
14:23patty the batty.
14:24No,
14:24no,
14:25no,
14:25no,
14:25listen,
14:25listen,
14:25listen,
14:26that,
14:26that goes up on the
14:27jumbotron.
14:28No one's going,
14:29let's boo Bob Fox
14:30right now.
14:31Yeah.
14:32And this isn't a slight
14:33of Bob Fox
14:34because when we went
14:35to patty the batty
14:36in Vegas,
14:36Dave,
14:36they showed us
14:37on the jumbotron.
14:38It just said Dave Portnoy.
14:40Didn't say me.
14:41It's you.
14:42Yeah,
14:43dude,
14:44no shade to Bob.
14:45You're on the jumbotron
14:46on there
14:47and there's a guy
14:47who happens to be
14:48sitting next to you.
14:48Sure.
14:49They booed me.
14:49I don't care.
14:50Everyone needs a black,
14:51black jacket.
14:52We're all trying to figure
14:53out who they booed.
14:54Is it Bob or is it Dave?
14:55I'll tell you that,
14:56that tweet,
14:57the seven million,
14:58that's what Shaq came up.
14:59Shaq is like,
14:59you really lost
15:00seven million dollars.
15:01That's what Trump's
15:02cabinet was saying.
15:04They're like,
15:04do you make it back yet?
15:05Noah's mad.
15:06It's like,
15:06yeah,
15:06of course.
15:06By the way,
15:07like the guy behind me
15:08probably lost 10.
15:09I don't know why people
15:10are so shocked
15:11by that DDTG,
15:12but yeah.
15:13So maybe I got booed.
15:15I don't know.
15:15Someone got booed.
15:16It wasn't a,
15:17it was a mix.
15:18It was,
15:18I'm used to cheers.
15:19You don't open up
15:20the story saying
15:22that you were booed
15:22if you weren't booed.
15:24You got booed.
15:25You got booed.
15:26You,
15:26you solely got booed.
15:29Bob Fox.
15:29If it was just Bob Fox,
15:31he might've been cheered.
15:32I'm going to find Bob
15:33because he might've been cheered.
15:34Get him in here.
15:36Is Bob Fox here?
15:38Bob.
15:39It wasn't an overwhelming boo.
15:44Now it's changing.
15:45It was like booze.
15:48But at the same time,
15:49that crowd cheered
15:50for the Hitler guy.
15:51He's trying to say
15:52that you got booed
15:53at UFC.
15:54No,
15:54I didn't say that.
15:56I thought we were together.
15:57I said that.
15:59I said us.
16:00They're trying to say
16:00Bob did it.
16:01Only I did.
16:02I said,
16:02I think me and Bob
16:03got booed.
16:04They're like,
16:04Bob didn't.
16:05You did.
16:07We were together.
16:09I was telling the story
16:12that at first
16:13we thought it was Patty
16:14and then we were doing
16:15the Patty shirts
16:16and then Patty showed it.
16:17He got the biggest pop
16:18of the night.
16:18We were like,
16:18oh fuck.
16:19And I don't think it was you.
16:21It wasn't you,
16:22Bob.
16:23He was right next to me.
16:24I was with Dave.
16:25He brought me.
16:26It was very nice.
16:26We must've both got booed.
16:28The cameraman specifically
16:30said you're going on
16:31with him,
16:31Bob.
16:32Didn't he?
16:33He did.
16:34He did.
16:35So is it?
16:36Yeah,
16:36we,
16:37and it wasn't,
16:37it was mixed.
16:38There was jeers
16:39with cheers.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:42This is,
16:42we're very,
16:43both of us are very polarizing.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Yeah,
16:45totally.
16:46I was surprised
16:50to get booed.
16:51Yeah,
16:52me too.
16:55Unbelievable.
16:59Nico,
16:59I'm going to leave you,
17:02left you,
17:02which is an unbelievable name
17:04that this guy has
17:05to get a contract dispute
17:08with Tennessee.
17:09Then they basically say,
17:10we're done with you.
17:11It's the state of college football.
17:14It's disgusting,
17:16really.
17:17I just don't know what,
17:18was this kid,
17:19they don't do,
17:20Dan,
17:20you must know,
17:21they don't do multiple year contracts
17:22with these guys?
17:23No.
17:24And now it's coming out
17:25that he was thinking about leaving
17:26before the playoff even started.
17:28This actually has to make you
17:28a little nervous,
17:29Dave,
17:29because Tennessee,
17:31like,
17:32I feel bad for Tennessee
17:33in some ways,
17:34but also,
17:35he went to Tennessee
17:36because Tennessee gave him
17:37the most money.
17:38You can't be shocked
17:39that he only cares
17:40about the money.
17:41I don't get the,
17:42I don't get what I have,
17:44it has to do with me.
17:46Well,
17:46you gave a guy
17:47the most amount of money.
17:48Well,
17:49he lives right near Ann Arbor.
17:50It was his dream school.
17:51He was going to go to LSU,
17:52so clearly it wasn't his dream school.
17:54Well,
17:54then he realized
17:55that the coach there
17:56is in a stink,
17:57so he's like,
17:57I'm coming home.
17:58Also,
17:58I believe we have a multi-year contract.
18:02Okay,
18:03well,
18:03if he has a good year,
18:04he's going to want more money.
18:05It does,
18:06I do think you need
18:07multi-year contracts.
18:08I also think Nico's
18:09getting really bad advice.
18:10The problem is,
18:11his dad is his agent,
18:12and when you have,
18:13your dad is your agent,
18:15he doesn't have,
18:16his dad doesn't have to act
18:17in good faith in anything.
18:18He can burn them,
18:19like,
18:20the timeline of how
18:21everything went down,
18:22reporters were saying
18:23this was a possibility.
18:25Nico's dad came out
18:26and was like,
18:26this is false.
18:28When it was 100% true,
18:29then he doesn't show up
18:30to spring ball.
18:31So,
18:32the whole situation sucks.
18:33It's college sports,
18:34whether it's Kevin Willard,
18:36this guy,
18:36that's just,
18:37people are,
18:38yet you have every right
18:39to be mad
18:40if you're a Tennessee fan,
18:41but eventually,
18:42everybody is going to have
18:43this happen
18:44to the team they root for.
18:45as long as the system's in place,
18:47there's no way to stop it.
18:48I will say,
18:49speaking of college sports,
18:50you mentioned Michigan.
18:53Cruden is going to have
18:54to start
18:55learning about
18:57how to dance
18:58around multiple schools.
18:59Like,
19:00he's going to Wisconsin
19:01giving that speech,
19:03being like,
19:04we're going to pound Michigan.
19:05It's like,
19:06what?
19:07Yeah.
19:07Like,
19:08you're now a Wisconsin guy?
19:11So,
19:11here's the thing.
19:12He doesn't really have to learn
19:14because he just loves coaches.
19:16I,
19:16going up to Madison
19:17with him on Saturday,
19:18I was smiling ear to ear
19:20the entire time.
19:21Him being around coaches,
19:23like,
19:23I had to pull him,
19:24like,
19:24down the hallway
19:25because he'd see,
19:25like,
19:26the tight ends coach.
19:26He'd be like,
19:27what are you running?
19:27And then we'd just start talking.
19:29The way I liken it to,
19:31Kevin,
19:31you know this,
19:32like,
19:32when you take your kids
19:33to the park
19:34and if you,
19:34like,
19:35if you,
19:35like,
19:35put your head down
19:36for one second,
19:37they could be on the other
19:38end of the park
19:39and be looking at a squirrel
19:40or something.
19:41Me,
19:42Mal,
19:42second Gruden
19:42were on the sideline
19:43and I,
19:44like,
19:45put my head down
19:45for a second
19:46and then he's just,
19:47like,
19:47in the huddle
19:47with a call,
19:48like,
19:49ready to go.
19:49He was so happy.
19:51He was,
19:55he loves football.
19:57He was going up to,
19:58like,
19:58there was,
19:59like,
19:59a kid there
20:00who was,
20:00like,
20:00a sophomore
20:00in high school
20:01who was a running back.
20:02He was like,
20:02show me how deep
20:03you line up.
20:04He's like,
20:04I'm the quarterback.
20:04Show me.
20:05Like,
20:05he just loves ball.
20:07Yeah.
20:07He just loves it.
20:08He's like the golf fans,
20:09Dave.
20:09He just loves ball.
20:10He's just like a golf fan,
20:11everybody.
20:13Last one
20:14and I'm going to preface this
20:15by saying I know them,
20:17so,
20:18but
20:18Belichick's girl
20:20videos.
20:21Oh.
20:21The video is
20:22Belichick's girlfriend
20:23on staff
20:24with the whistle.
20:25That was,
20:26I love it.
20:27I love it.
20:28Like,
20:28whip him into shape.
20:29Get those guys.
20:30You know,
20:30pretty young girl.
20:33Pretty young girl.
20:33Get those boys going.
20:35Get the whistle.
20:35Get them motivated.
20:37Are you,
20:37when you watch this,
20:39are you like,
20:40are you,
20:41when you watch this,
20:42are you like,
20:43what,
20:43what,
20:44what is this?
20:44What,
20:45what has happened?
20:45Like,
20:46the guy that I knew.
20:48Evolve,
20:48adapt,
20:49do everything.
20:50Like,
20:51this is a new era.
20:52This is NIL.
20:53You gotta,
20:53you gotta show
20:54these kids.
20:55They might get Niko.
20:56They might actually get.
20:57I saw that.
20:58Yeah.
20:58I saw that.
20:59And by the way,
21:00that jacket she was wearing,
21:01that had to be a custom,
21:02like,
21:02snake leather,
21:03like UNC blue.
21:05Like,
21:06looks like Darth Vader's
21:08sidekick rolling around there.
21:09I see it.
21:11I'm like,
21:12that's my guy.
21:12That's my coach.
21:13He's still got it.
21:15Stop,
21:15stop,
21:16stop,
21:17stop.
21:18This is Dave.
21:19Like,
21:20there's like,
21:20there's a world where somebody,
21:22if Bill Belichick was not doing this,
21:24like,
21:24there's a world where someone goes,
21:25you know what Bill Belichick really needs?
21:26A 24 year old girlfriend on the sidelines.
21:28Get the fuck out of here.
21:30I was a little stunned to see it.
21:32I was a little stunned to see it.
21:33But then it did.
21:34This is no different than like,
21:36like going to like an old folks home.
21:39And like,
21:39there's like a young girl,
21:40like feeding a guy applesauce,
21:42except he's just doing football coaching still.
21:44Well,
21:44well,
21:45we'll see Dan,
21:45the beauty about the sport of football,
21:48there's wins and losses.
21:49So if he,
21:50if he cruises through the ACC with her on the sidelines,
21:55that'll shut up all the haters.
21:57How do you think a play,
21:59if they win the ACC championship,
22:02do you think a player touches the trophy before her?
22:07No,
22:07no shot,
22:08no shot,
22:10but,
22:10and rightfully so new program,
22:12new regime.
22:14It was,
22:15it was a little stunning when I first saw it,
22:17but it makes sense to me.
22:19We never even talked like when they were doing yoga on the beach together.
22:24What'd you think of that?
22:25When they were doing like those perfectly normal,
22:27perfectly normal.
22:30And he had her picked up.
22:31She,
22:31uh,
22:32yeah,
22:32they're doing yoga.
22:33He also dresses the fisherman.
22:35He caught her as a mermaid.
22:36I believe normal stuff.
22:39It's so weird.
22:41It's so fucking,
22:42we're going to look back on this.
22:43Like,
22:43remember that?
22:44Remember how he ended?
22:44That was fucking weird.
22:45That was strange.
22:46Dave has to,
22:46has double.
22:47He has to double down on this.
22:49Again,
22:49I don't get that innuendo.
22:55I don't,
22:56Oh,
22:56I don't,
22:57I don't know what,
22:58I don't get it.
22:59I don't get it either.
23:02I don't get it either.
23:03I just said something.
23:04Those are the words.
23:06Uh,
23:07that's all I have.
23:08Do you see the Kentucky Derby collab?
23:09We got it.
23:10It's fire.
23:11Incredible hats.
23:12The shirt.
23:13I didn't even know we had the capability to make sure it's like this,
23:15to be totally honest.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:17So,
23:18uh,
23:19incredible mini golf.
23:21Absolutely.
23:22That was,
23:22I mean,
23:23you couldn't ask for more.
23:24Like that was almost like when I was watching the masters and he missed those shots.
23:27I was like,
23:27this feels scripted that like the drama.
23:30And that's how the,
23:31the,
23:31the mini golf was some of those misses and makes were unbelievable.
23:33I still wish we had had a playoff.
23:36Oh,
23:36it would have been so great.
23:38A playoff.
23:38Whitney versus Kirk would have been incredible.
23:41I've rewatched the Hank.
23:42Hank's disgusting for overturning that call.
23:44That was the most obvious.
23:45He was like,
23:48who was I talking to?
23:49Uh,
23:49was it?
23:51Well,
23:51I think it was Robbie.
23:53Robbie was like,
23:54Hank just overturned that to keep it close.
23:56And I showed,
23:57I'm like,
23:57Robbie,
23:58look at my phone.
23:59It was like two days later.
24:01Oh yeah.
24:01You hammered Hank.
24:03Hank,
24:03Dave woke up like the next day.
24:05He's like,
24:05I'm disgusted with you.
24:06It's like,
24:06you won.
24:07It's just the integrity of it all.
24:09Like I saw a different angle of what Kirk did from like up in the rafters.
24:13And it was so blatantly obvious that he's like doing it.
24:18Whatever.
24:18What a captain should do.
24:19And then you got to make the call.
24:21The reversal 30 minutes later,
24:23Hank,
24:24that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
24:27I want to text him days later.
24:28Be like,
24:29you're disgusting.
24:30The best part about that is like,
24:32and this is why I think it works is like,
24:34I,
24:34I think everyone cares so much.
24:36Like I was depressed.
24:38I went home,
24:38I drove home.
24:39No,
24:40no,
24:40no music,
24:42nothing.
24:42And just went to sleep.
24:43Like I went to sleep at like nine 45.
24:46Cause I was so mad.
24:47And so like,
24:48I took it so personally that we lost and I sucked.
24:52But that's why,
24:53that's why it works.
24:54Cause everyone like the intensity just at such a high level,
24:57you can't do it if you don't care.
24:59I also Dave,
25:00when that whole thing was going on,
25:02I was playing my match against John rich and I just,
25:04I just choke every,
25:05every mini golf.
25:06And John rich kept on stopping to like watch.
25:08And I was like,
25:09fucking go,
25:09let's go right now.
25:10Because the faster we go,
25:12the less time we'll be on camera.
25:13And the less time I'll choke on camera.
25:15Like,
25:15just let them do that thing.
25:17I was like,
25:17I know this sounds crazy,
25:18but like in those moments,
25:20it feels like a green jacket.
25:22It really matters.
25:24I know that's silly,
25:25but it matters that because the hate of,
25:27the other people,
25:28yes.
25:30In,
25:30in,
25:30in,
25:31if Rory misses that shot,
25:32the whole world still sucks his dick.
25:33You miss in that and you get Kirk in your face.
25:36So you kill yourself,
25:36your choke card is like,
25:38it really matters that much.
25:39I was,
25:39I was legitimately woke up like depressed.
25:41I was like,
25:42I let my team down.
25:43This is,
25:43I was like,
25:44I can't,
25:45I got to figure out how to be better at putting mini golf.
25:48Put it.
25:49Yeah.
25:50I'm on,
25:50I'm on a hot streak with championships and different awards here.
25:53So that's,
25:54I'm on a run.
25:54When you won,
25:55uh,
25:56we won the combine.
25:57I were the defending trivia champions and I won surviving trivia.
26:02I forgot trivia.
26:03Yeah.
26:03So,
26:03all right.
26:05You didn't win surviving.
26:06In my mind.
26:06I did.
26:07Well,
26:07that's not reality.
26:09I just let him say that.
26:11Yeah.
26:12You definitively did not win.
26:14No.
26:14In my mind.
26:15I did.
26:15Funny that I was like,
26:16oh yeah,
26:16you was always in my mind.
26:18I did.
26:19So that's all.
26:20A lot of people come up like you won surviving.
26:22It's like,
26:23thank you.
26:24Let's,
26:24let's get to the bottom.
26:25Let's get to the bottom of who they booed.
26:27You were Bob Fox.
26:27Yeah.
26:27Bob Fox got booed and you won surviving.
26:30Just the cameraman said,
26:31we're going to put you on too,
26:33Bob.
26:33Wait,
26:33what combine did you win?
26:36Superbowl.
26:37Teams.
26:38Oh,
26:39okay.
26:40That doesn't really count.
26:41That was a team event.
26:43Okay.
26:43Okay.
26:45Yeah.
26:46Yeah.
26:46I mean,
26:46there was other things that have happened in between.
26:48Not,
26:49not like that.
26:49Not that I've been part of like that.
26:51No,
26:51that was a big event.
26:52Okay.
26:53Ryder cup.
26:55Yeah.
26:55That's coming up.
26:56Going to be big.
26:57Yep.
26:58Have you thought about the fact that like you and well,
27:01probably me,
27:01you and Jerry are by far the worst golfers.
27:08Jerry,
27:08I would hope would be better than me at this point.
27:10Yeah.
27:10He did beat you one-on-one and he plays all the time.
27:13And I haven't played since the Ryder cup.
27:15So pretty much same for me.
27:18All right.
27:19I'll talk to you guys.
27:20All right.
27:20See ya.
27:21See ya.
27:21See ya.
27:21See ya.
27:21See ya.
27:22See ya.
27:22See ya.
27:22See ya.