• last year
Given the opportunity to participate in a life or death reality game show, one man discovers there's a lot to live for.
Transcript
00:00 ♪♪
00:04 Hi.
00:05 Are you the actor Andy Samberg?
00:07 I am.
00:08 I'm a big fan, man.
00:10 Oh, thank you very much.
00:11 Hey, I got a question for you.
00:14 You want to get in?
00:16 ♪♪
00:18 Thomas Walcott, single, no children, no dependents.
00:21 Job is network management, physically fit.
00:24 [ Laughs ]
00:25 Guess they're not too strict about that one.
00:27 I'm joking.
00:28 Kind of serious, though.
00:30 ♪♪
00:31 You have been selected to partake
00:33 in the biggest reality show in the dark web.
00:36 ♪♪
00:37 There will be people trying to kill you, the hunters.
00:40 What are you talking about?
00:41 There's people trying to murder me?
00:43 ♪♪
00:44 Oh, shit!
00:45 Very much so.
00:46 You will have 30 days to survive.
00:50 You will only be killed when you are alone.
00:53 So, let me get this straight.
00:54 You cannot touch me if I'm with someone,
00:57 and then I get a million dollars.
00:58 [ Screams ]
01:00 What are you doing?
01:01 What are you doing, man?!
01:02 Why'd you leave my side?!
01:03 I didn't take a shit!
01:04 Why didn't you wake me up and bring me with you?!
01:06 Because I'm taking a shit!
01:08 [ Sighs ]
01:09 Let's play.
01:11 ♪♪
01:12 What the fuck is this?
01:13 This is James, my new friend.
01:15 You paid me to shadow him?
01:16 You cannot have this person sleeping in Mom's room!
01:19 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:20 No.
01:21 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:22 No. Shit.
01:23 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:24 I don't want to take away James' job.
01:26 [ Coughs ]
01:27 This is gonna end badly.
01:29 Aren't there other people playing the game
01:32 who could hang out with you?
01:33 Just say it. You're not gonna --
01:35 No! I'm not gonna murder you.
01:36 Are you gonna murder me?
01:37 No! I want to be on the same team as you.
01:39 You want to spend all our time together
01:40 after knowing me for five minutes?
01:42 Let's fucking win together.
01:43 ♪ One way or another ♪
01:45 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
01:47 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:48 They can't kill us if we're together, right?
01:50 Stop. Stop. Okay.
01:51 Good night. I hope no one murders either of ya.
01:53 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:55 Wake up.
01:57 You are not as safe as you think you are.
02:00 Hi, guys.
02:03 ♪ I will trust you ♪
02:10 Why are you playing the game?
02:12 I guess I did it 'cause I want to be around people more.
02:14 I think we did it for the same reason.
02:16 I don't want to burst your bubble,
02:18 but the game is a comedy.
02:19 How is it a comedy?
02:20 They're trying to fucking kill us.
02:22 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
02:24 ♪ One way or another ♪
02:26 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
02:27 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
02:28 ♪ I can see it all ♪
02:29 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:30 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:31 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:32 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:33 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:34 Get in the car.
02:35 ♪ Find a way to fall ♪
02:36 You been having fun?
02:38 Did you just ask if I was having fun?
02:40 Um...
02:41 Yes?
02:42 No!
02:43
02:46 [Groaning]
02:48 [Sighs]
02:50 [Sighs]
02:53 [Thud]
02:54 [Thud]
02:55 [Silence]