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Self Reliance Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: When a middle-aged man (Jake Johnson, "New Girl") is invited into a limo by famous actor Andy Samberg, his dull life takes a thrilling turn. Johnson is offered a chance to win a million dollars in a dark web reality TV show, where assassins from all over the world attempt to kill him for 30 days. The catch? He can't be killed if he's not entirely alone, leading him to recruit an unlikely team to help him survive.



directed by Jake Johnson

starring Jake Johnson, Anna Kendrick, Andy Samberg, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Holland, Biff Wiff, Natalie Morales, Emily Hampshire, Boban Marjanovic, GaTa, Wayne Brady

release date January 12, 2024 (on Hulu)
Transcript
00:00 ♪♪
00:04 Hi.
00:05 Are you the actor Andy Samberg?
00:07 I am.
00:08 I'm a big fan, man.
00:09 Oh, thank you very much.
00:11 Hey, I got a question for you.
00:14 You want to get in?
00:15 ♪♪
00:17 Thomas Walcott, single, no children, no dependents.
00:21 Job is network management, physically fit.
00:24 [ Laughs ]
00:25 Guess they're not too strict about that one.
00:27 I'm joking.
00:28 Kind of serious, though.
00:29 ♪♪
00:31 You have been selected to partake
00:32 in the biggest reality show in the dark web.
00:35 ♪♪
00:37 There will be people trying to kill you, the hunters.
00:39 What are you talking about?
00:40 There's people trying to murder me?
00:42 ♪♪
00:43 Oh, shit!
00:44 Very much so.
00:45 You will have 30 days to survive.
00:49 You will only be killed when you are alone.
00:52 So, let me get this straight.
00:54 You cannot touch me if I'm with someone,
00:57 and then I get a million dollars.
00:58 [ Screams ]
00:59 What are you doing?
01:00 What are you doing, man?
01:01 Why'd you leave my side?
01:02 I didn't take a shit!
01:03 Why didn't you wake me up and bring me with you?
01:05 Because I'm taking a shit!
01:07 [ Gun cocks ]
01:08 Let's play.
01:09 ♪♪
01:11 What the fuck is this?
01:12 This is James, my new friend.
01:14 You paid me to shadow him?
01:15 You cannot have this person sleeping in Mom's room.
01:18 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:19 No.
01:20 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:21 No.
01:22 Shit.
01:23 Are you gonna shadow me?
01:24 I don't want to take away James' job.
01:25 [ Coughs ]
01:26 This is gonna end badly.
01:27 Aren't there other people playing the game
01:29 who could hang out with you?
01:31 Just say it. You're not gonna --
01:32 No, I'm not gonna murder you.
01:33 Are you gonna murder me?
01:34 No, I want to be on the same team as you.
01:36 You want to spend all our time together
01:37 after knowing me for five minutes?
01:39 Let's fucking win together.
01:40 ♪ One way or another ♪
01:42 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
01:43 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:44 They can't kill us if we're together, right?
01:46 Stop, stop. Okay.
01:47 Good night.
01:48 I hope no one murders either of you.
01:50 ♪ Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
01:52 Wake up.
01:54 You are not as safe as you think you are.
01:57 I guess.
02:00 ♪ I will trust you ♪
02:05 [ Screaming ]
02:07 Why are you playing the game?
02:08 I guess I did it 'cause I want to be around people more.
02:11 I think we did it for the same reason.
02:13 I don't want to burst your bubble,
02:14 but the game is a comedy.
02:16 How is it a comedy?
02:17 They're trying to fucking kill us.
02:19 ♪ Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
02:21 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
02:23 ♪ One way or another ♪
02:26 ♪ Where I can see it all ♪
02:28 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:29 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:30 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:32 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:33 Just get in the car.
02:34 ♪ Find that room to call ♪
02:36 You been having fun?
02:37 Did you just ask if I was having fun?
02:39 Um...yes?
02:41 No!
02:42 ♪
02:45 [ Groaning ]
02:47 [ Wind whistling ]
02:49 [ Wind whistling ]
02:51 [ Wind whistling ]
02:53 [ Wind whistling ]
02:54 [ Wind whistling ]
02:56 [BLANK_AUDIO]