Sofia Franklyn knows a thing or two when it comes to dating apps, so it's probably wise to take her advice. Watch as Sofia sits down and roasts your REAL dating profiles, dishing on all her do's and dont's. The 'Sofia With An F' host also talks about some celebs she's swiped through, dissects and answers dating app prompts, and builds her own profile. Would you swipe right? Single and want to be roasted?
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00:00 I'm a dog lover, but you don't need your dog
00:03 to have its own photograph on your dating profile.
00:06 Who am I dating?
00:07 Hi, I'm Sophia Franklin, and I'm gonna be roasting
00:10 some of your dating profiles for Cosmo.
00:14 I use dating apps for both hookups, dates,
00:17 and to find friends.
00:19 I absolutely have come across famous people on apps.
00:21 Trevor Noah, Pete Davidson.
00:24 Oh, the guy from Succession, Greg, was on there.
00:28 I tried to match with him.
00:29 He did not respond.
00:31 Okay, now let's get into some of these dating profiles.
00:35 First up, we have Trisha.
00:37 Age 28, lives in Brooklyn.
00:39 Occupation, senior marketing manager.
00:42 Seeking men, dating intentions, long-term relationship.
00:47 I would not put that in your bio, girlfriend.
00:51 You don't wanna give off that vibe going into a first date
00:54 or even a first conversation.
00:56 I think you should play a little bit of a game
00:58 in the beginning.
00:59 Now let's look at your photos.
01:00 We have a mirror selfie.
01:02 She's wearing my exact outfit right now, so A+++.
01:07 I would maybe make sure the mirror selfie next time
01:10 is in any other room besides the bathroom.
01:14 But she looks hot, so we have that.
01:16 Here we have Trisha with either a very, very hot mom
01:21 who had her at 16 or one of her good friends.
01:25 I want more Trisha.
01:26 Let's get rid of the friends.
01:28 And guys, they don't care to see your friends.
01:30 And if they do care to see your friends, that's an issue.
01:33 So just keep the friends out.
01:34 Here she is on the water, in the city.
01:38 She looks very cute, she looks confident,
01:40 and she looks like a good time.
01:41 Okay, here she is with her cat, hair all wrestled up.
01:46 They're playing around in the bed.
01:48 I want a little more sexy peel.
01:51 Like I don't want this (beep)
01:52 I want like the other (beep) you know?
01:55 All right, we're gonna look at Trisha's prompts.
01:58 The one thing I'd love to know about you is
02:01 your attachment style.
02:03 (exhaling)
02:05 If you don't already run Usain Bolt sprint
02:10 away from this profile, this will absolutely get that done.
02:14 Your attachment style, you play the game,
02:17 you make it seem like you're just there for fun
02:19 until they fall in love and then you trap them
02:21 and then you let them know who you really are.
02:23 The hallmark of a good relationship is
02:26 fiction girlfriend, holding hands emoji,
02:29 non-fiction boyfriend.
02:32 She wants to be in a relationship with someone
02:33 that doesn't exist on the planet.
02:36 I feel that.
02:37 I'm in a relationship and I want that to happen.
02:40 Well, we're kind of on a break, but there you go.
02:43 I don't want them to exist.
02:44 So I get it.
02:45 Overall takeaway is Trisha must be extremely confident
02:49 because she says it like it is.
02:51 I would swipe on her because of the first picture
02:55 and the mini skirt, great legs and very pretty face,
02:59 but not because of the prompts or the bio.
03:01 Maybe I'm a dude.
03:02 (beep)
03:03 Next profile we are getting into is John.
03:07 Age 33, location Chicago, occupation business owner,
03:12 seeking women, dating intentions, long-term relationship.
03:16 Okay, so we just don't know if he actually means
03:19 these things or if he's trying to get in a girl's pants
03:23 because he thinks girls wanna hear this (beep).
03:26 We'll find out.
03:27 Let's look at John's first picture.
03:30 It's a selfie, which is fine.
03:33 He's good looking.
03:34 He has his dog, a black lab over his shoulder.
03:38 That's actually really cute.
03:39 He's out in the wilderness.
03:41 Looks like he's wearing a camelback for sure,
03:43 which we could work on.
03:45 We could work on that.
03:46 Unless there's alcohol in it, then that's kind of fun.
03:48 But he's outdoorsy and it seems like a in the moment
03:52 kind of selfie, so I like it.
03:54 Not trying too hard.
03:55 Okay, next photo.
03:56 (sighs)
03:58 Ooh, okay, John.
04:00 He is running a marathon.
04:04 I hate this.
04:05 I don't trust people that run for long distances willingly.
04:09 Isn't that boring?
04:10 (laughs)
04:12 I don't like it.
04:13 Too active for me, way too active.
04:15 Next picture.
04:16 Just a picture of his dog.
04:18 He is not in the picture.
04:19 I think me and this dog would have a lot of problems
04:23 if John and I ended up dating.
04:25 Like who gets to sleep in the bed?
04:27 And I'm a dog lover, but you don't need your dog
04:30 to have its own photograph on your dating profile.
04:34 Who am I dating?
04:35 Picture with his mom.
04:36 This could save you, John.
04:39 I love that he is hanging out with his mom.
04:42 They're at a concert.
04:43 Love, love, love.
04:44 Love everything about this.
04:45 Love his outfit.
04:46 I'm into it.
04:47 All right, John.
04:48 Let's see how you answered your prompts
04:50 'cause I know your dog cannot type.
04:53 The key to my heart is helping me pack.
04:56 Okay, that's actually extremely funny
04:59 and I like it and I like you.
05:01 My favorite line from a movie.
05:03 "I award you no points
05:05 "and may God have mercy on your soul."
05:07 I don't know what movie that is, but I will Google it.
05:11 So when we go on a date, I'll be prepared.
05:14 And he's being funny, so I love that.
05:16 My simple pleasures.
05:18 Outdoor showers.
05:20 The fact that you added showers to the end of it saved you
05:24 'cause that could be a little sexy.
05:25 I'll do an outdoor shower
05:26 if it just said the outdoors goodbye.
05:29 I would swipe right on John.
05:31 He seems like a really good guy.
05:33 We would not get along when he gets up
05:35 for his 20-mile run.
05:38 I would support you when you got home.
05:40 And I know they have to eat a lot of carbs
05:42 before they run the next day, so I'll make you a pasta.
05:44 But that's about it.
05:45 Last profile, Tori.
05:47 Age 25, lives in NYC,
05:51 occupation publicist,
05:53 dating intentions, unsure,
05:55 no specific intentions.
05:59 Chef's kiss, I love that response.
06:01 Maybe she wants to (beep) you,
06:02 maybe she wants to take your money,
06:04 maybe she wants to date you,
06:05 maybe she wants to rob you, we don't know.
06:08 Okay, let's jump into her pictures.
06:11 Here we have unassuming ass shot.
06:14 It's not like under the butt.
06:17 She's in a tight-fitting dress.
06:19 Honestly, it's classy, it's tasteful
06:21 the way she's doing it.
06:22 And great ass, by the way.
06:24 I like it.
06:25 Okay, next picture.
06:26 We have her in a bikini.
06:28 Can I just do round of applause?
06:31 Next photograph, mirror selfie,
06:34 outfit cute, she looks cute.
06:37 I love this because she's doing a mirror selfie
06:40 and she's not covering her face,
06:42 which is a big no-no.
06:43 And I'm into it.
06:45 Okay, this is Tori at the top of a sand hill
06:49 with a snowboard.
06:50 It looks like you're adventurous and down to slide.
06:54 And not slide like that, slide into the DM,
06:57 but slide down the hill on your snowboard.
06:59 You like to have a good time.
07:01 And guys like that.
07:02 Okay, let's get into her prompts.
07:04 I am weirdly attracted to mullets and mustaches.
07:09 Same!
07:11 I don't know what the hell it is, but same girl.
07:14 Typical Sunday, Chinese food and pizza.
07:19 At the same time, Chinese food and pizza.
07:21 I like it, I love it.
07:22 It's the best.
07:23 I think she's absolutely saying enough here
07:25 by not really saying anything because guys don't care.
07:29 Unless you said some real crazy (beep)
07:31 then they would pay attention.
07:32 She's concise and that shows confidence.
07:34 Unusual skills, grammar.
07:38 I'm gonna type out a text like, "Are you okay?"
07:41 And I'm gonna use an R and then a U
07:43 and she's gonna get mad.
07:44 I doubt it.
07:45 I'll have her like check my emails,
07:47 double check them for me.
07:48 Overall takeaway is she was concise to the point,
07:52 perfect pictures, showed a little personality.
07:56 I would swipe right.
07:58 All right, so now I have to build my own dating profile.
08:01 So here we go.
08:02 Name, Sophia Franklin.
08:04 Age, 31.
08:05 New York City.
08:06 Occupation, content creator.
08:09 I am seeking a long-term relationship
08:13 but also could be short-term depending on my vibe.
08:17 The first photo on my dating profile,
08:21 it wouldn't be body.
08:22 I mean, it would show my body,
08:23 but it wouldn't be a bikini.
08:25 Just a cute outfit, not showing too much.
08:29 Looking hot as (beep)
08:30 I mean, hello.
08:31 Second photo, I would make it bent over.
08:36 I'm just kidding.
08:37 (laughing)
08:39 Second photo, I would, I don't know,
08:42 post another hot picture.
08:44 What are these dudes actually looking for?
08:46 Third photo, I would include my mom and my brother
08:50 to just let them know like I am a wholesome,
08:53 good-hearted girl.
08:54 And I don't have a dog to post with, okay?
08:56 So I have to use my family members.
08:58 Fourth photo and last photo,
09:01 me like at an ATM with just stacks of $100 bills
09:05 to show off how successful I am.
09:07 And now I have to answer some prompts.
09:11 The weirdest thing about me is I love anchovies.
09:16 Is that weird?
09:16 (laughing)
09:18 There's a resounding yes.
09:21 My simple pleasures are being alone,
09:25 reading a book, watching "Housewives"
09:29 or "Forensic Files."
09:31 That show is insane.
09:32 The weirdest gift I've ever given was a coupon book
09:37 and he could use any coupon
09:40 and they were all different sexual favors.
09:43 I never did any of those sexual favors ever.
09:46 - Oh, okay.
09:47 - Never once.
09:48 - Did he try to cash in?
09:49 - Absolutely.
09:51 My coupon expired.
09:53 That would be my dating profile.
09:55 Thanks so much for watching, you guys.
09:57 And listen to my podcast, "Sophia with an F"
10:00 and you can find me anywhere.
10:02 Sophia Franklin.
10:03 Sophia with an F, Franklin with a Y.
10:05 My parents really tried to screw me with that.
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